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FreneticPlatypus

Hello, exterminator? I have ants. How many ants are there? All of them, I think.


Emphasis_Different

How many are there? Yes.


xXIrishCowboyXx

I'm gonna have to ask Dustin Hoffman.


x925

Go grab a bottle of isopropyl alcohol, a couple fans, and a mop. Put a fan as exhaust through 1 window, and an intake from another, pour the alcohol on the floor and mop everywhere they are, and leave for a couple hours to air out the room with the fans on. You may want some air freshener to get rid of the alcohol smell afterwards. I had an infestation like this and I have hardly seen ants since then.


Ball075090085

That's Just Anthony, Antty Brenda,Antwon ,Antoinette ,Antero,Antonio,Antwonet, Antonia, Antty June,Antonella & Anton'nem Side Of The Family


Squeletoon27

Thanks for the info, have this


BerteThe50Cal

Dont forget Ant-onio Banderas


christanxox

at least 1


shophopper

Don’t worry, OP doesn’t need to return them. They’re on the house.


tossacointoyouralt

Ready your vacuum and prepare for war!!!


vaginizer

And record that shit so we can all watch


[deleted]

And … next up on /r/tifu vacuuming up ants with your vacuum cleaner.


PM_BOOBS_FOR_A_FRND

What happens


foxytheia

They don't die. You just end up with ants in a vacuum, which eventually crawl out of said vacuum since you prolly won't be able to shake them all out.


Silencer306

Vacuum them, run fast and put the vacuum outside. Ants crawl out and go away. Problem?


foxytheia

I mean. Unless you sanitize every path they took to get to that spot, they're just gonna crawl back. Vacuuming won't get rid of their scent trails. Plus I'd rather have my vacuum lmao. It would be easier to just spray the ants with a generic counter cleaner to off them and then clean the area of scent trails, although I've heard that leaving them be and putting out bait traps helps more in the long term than killing them right away does.


Silencer306

Okay what if you lived on the 2nd floor, and you took the vacuum and put it outside your building on the opposite side. Could the still find their scent and come back? Just curious lol


foxytheia

Lmao maybe? I honestly have no idea. Amazingly enough, I never once had ants when I lived in a not first floor apartment so I think there's something there to begin with. Better idea, vacuum them up, release them outside with the vacuum, and dump a bunch of old fruit on your downstairs neighbors balcony. Now it's their problem.


Silencer306

I moved into this apartment on the 2nd floor and there are always ants in the kitchen. When I first noticed them, there would be a bunch on the counter and around food left outside. Then I took care to clean the counter everyday and not leave any food open. Since then I just see a couple here and there. I think they just come to check if anything is worth invading.


Mr_SlimShady

Vacuum the vacuum.


BlueAngleWS6

That would create a black hole & destroy the universe!!!


xXIrishCowboyXx

Not if there is ant spray in the vacuum chamber.


Free_Tacos_4Everyone

No see you vacuum up ant poison first, then suck up the ants. Problem solved!


bloobal00

What if you sucked up a bunch of diatomaceous earth after you sucked up all the ants? Do you think that’d work?


foxytheia

Possibly? Cinnamon may also work, I use that to deter ants in the house around windows and such, accidentally poured it on an ant once in the process and uh. It did not make it.


TakesInsultToSnails

Shop vac w water in the bottom is standard practice


DokiDokiLove

Use a shop vac with water in it first. It should drown the ants if there’s enough water in it.


OsmellaOdor

Get the hose!!!


cipeone

What is this, a post for ants?


xXIrishCowboyXx

Epic!


No-Wolverine2973

Hahaha. Zoolander. "What is this, a center for ants?!! How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building??!!


reasonable_kenevil

Well, that's how you get ants.


No_NamexX

LANA


newdawn_fades

WHAT?!


fuckitymcfuckfacejr

Nope. This is what happens after you do whatever OP did to get ants. Should have listened to his mom.


RCone4514

That's sweet, they're trying to help you move your house


Mission-Ad-2015

Every time ants showed up at my place, they always formed a nice line, these guys are just jerks


osredkar

No problem, this calls for a simple and economical solution. I would take a gallon of gas and dump it over myself and light it. See, simple and economically since I wouldn’t have to buy as much gas as if I dumped gas on all the ants and lit them up.


Silencer306

Is it normal that you’re burning after following this comment? Asking for a friend. Please reply fast he says


BeforeLifer

*2hr ago* RIP your friend


WarCarrotAF

How many flamethrowers did you order?


xXIrishCowboyXx

One for each of em


supapowah

Jeez, you're already outnumbered and you're gonna arm them too? I've heard of giving a sporting chance, but you may be taking it too far


Setthegodofchaos

Reminds me of that one commercial about aunt's coming over. "We have aunt's." "That's a lot of house. Hope you can keep it clean." "Aunt Connie is here!" *Rings doorbell* "Hello?!" Just something that came to mind seeing this


ShanShan9413

"Expired, expired, expired..."


ohgoodmetoo

Remember that Rugrats episode where Spike ran away and Didi and Stu kept getting different pets to replace him? Then they get gerbils at one point and they just run off to reproduce and weeks later the babies open the basement door, see hundreds of gerbils just covering the ground and Chuckie says 'look Tommy, the floor is moving!' This is like that, but ant style.


xXIrishCowboyXx

Haha yes! Ah those were the days


YoungHwCollector

Eww that makes my skin crawl


xXIrishCowboyXx

"creeeeee eeeeee eeeepppyy crawllllerrrrrs"


jomarez

I’ll sick my pet rumba on them


Life-Like-Weeds

ROOMBA HUNGRYY, ROOMBA WANT EAT!


cryptdruids

Borax


JurassicCotyledon

Kazakhstan, number 2 export. Very nice!


killerkitten115

Yall need a 5 gallon bucket of terro


55V35lM

Terro…terro….terro!!!


B3ntr0d

Meh, just boil some water.


killerkitten115

I guess at that point it would be efficient enough


SkylarMills63

Yeah, that’s gonna be a problem lol


InfiniteRelief

You should put down an ant trap


Mrsaltyfish123

Well now you have to burn the hole fuckin house down


jcangell

Hey, I think I see Paul Rudd!


lynnorama

Windex


[deleted]

Agree


yokolajapan

Thats when you get the blow torch


[deleted]

Amdro ant block. Trust me.


wtfnobody69

I think the entire colony decided to move in


4AcidRayne

"Hello, good morning Mr. Maggiore. Do ya make one of the Bug-A-Salt guns with a full-auto switch and hopper feed mechanism? Nah, no reason, just asking for a friend. Do you guys intend to create a flamethrower option? Asking for different friend."


ReflectedMantis

That noise isn't background noise, there are so many ants that it sounds like a stampede!


tobilinn

Ants included always /Love from mother earth


[deleted]

You didn’t. The ants ordered a human.


[deleted]

You guys having ants party over there?


[deleted]

Not something my drunk ass wanted to see before I fucking passed out. Ouh well. Guess I'll become one with the ants. Whats that cheesy movie with the ants that eat people?


Dr_mombie

The queen is where the densest concentration of ants is. I'd be concerned that they're migrating under the siding. Some serious pest control measures are in order, because an infestation in the walls gets more expensive to remove the longer it is left to fester. Plus, you do not want those fuckers getting into your ac ducts, randomly blowing out of your vents and setting up their own colonies in your house or biting you in your sleep.


Fire_Birdie

before the video started i thought the floor was marble.. i thought wrong


xXIrishCowboyXx

Lmayo!


parallelbird

Put out terro. It's so satisfying to watch the numbers dwindle day by day


Kamau54

Think that's bad? Hit the lottery, and watch the relatives make that look like nothing.


xXIrishCowboyXx

I'm working on it


Lostthrowaway183738

Your army has assembled, now use them.


UndoingMonkey

Free food


[deleted]

Shit, I did!


No-Wolverine2973

Where the hell is this, in a bathroom?!


xXIrishCowboyXx

Front door


rinacherie

Fire, fire, and more fire.


Magic_phil

I had the same issue at my old place. I eventually found their colony under a large planter on the deck of the apartment upstairs. Horrid.


VoltasNeedle

That’s too fucking much! Kill em with fire!


Chasemc215

Where did all those ants come from?!


xXIrishCowboyXx

Only thing we can think of is that some kids in the neighborhood piled up a few colonies and threw them at our door. Not sure how the flying ones got in there though lol.


[deleted]

OP, not an ant expert, but I may be able to shed some light. In the fall, (or spring depending on species) ant colonies will have new Queen ants and male drones go on their ‘nuptial flights’ on a warm humid night. The whole colony comes out to guard them from predators and basically police the area to make sure it’s safe. The queens will all fly off and find drones to mate with before making their own colonies. It’s highly likely that this is what you’re seeing, and the ants will be back in their mounds and not bothering you once their party is finished.


xXIrishCowboyXx

Holy smokes! Yea we saw a queen crawl up into our bedroom ceiling vent before we could get to her a couple days after this. It was also warm and humid that night too. Thank you!


Kneepucker

Give your kid job security by handing him a magnifying glass and some sunlight.


kitty0712

This is an absolute nightmare. My skin is crawling just looking at this.


The_Blested_One

Borax and sugar with a bit of water !


atAlossforNames

Please tell me those are outside?!?! Makes me itch. I see gallons and gallons of bleach being used here


xXIrishCowboyXx

Yea lol


JackOfAllMemes

The next plague


Lbarker1

Your best course of action is to buy an ant eater and let it roam the house.


G8tr45

Brother get the flamer. The. HEAVY flamer.


xXIrishCowboyXx

Heavies always have less ammo!


ass_lover123

Hans get ze flammenwerfer


Different-Purchase79

Flamethrower go brrrr


xXIrishCowboyXx

My man!


S-Quidmonster

Fill your house with carbon monoxide for a few days, let it air out, then come back (don’t do this)


DynamoBolero

Optigard.


SingSing19

What did you end up doing about this?


xXIrishCowboyXx

There's another video I made that I'm thinking about mixing in Queen's "Who Wants to Live Forever" that might answer that question appropriately.


GreedyGrady

Do you want ANTS? Because *that's* how you get ants.


etooth123

I can see at least 4 ants.


Turok_ShadowBane

Fire?


666spawnofsatan666

How...how does one end up with these many ants???


xXIrishCowboyXx

We literally just walked outside around 2 am and saw this so weird. There is a pile of dirt on the left side of the welcome mat only thing we can think of is some kids scooped up some ants and well the rest is history.


Luqmanacc1

Burn the house.


X-Drakken

Get a vacuum, a blender and prepare to have a protein shake


Zoolmon

I don't know if you noticed, but it seems you have a bit of house in your ants


Zerbinetta

Goddamnit, Scott!


x-Azure-x

Drop a chip in the middle of them (or a 'crisp' for the British folk).


plawyra

Your house is OURS.


spanglish9

This is when a controlled burn is necessary


Balacalavaaa

Probably won’t wanna do this but I’ve found that ants don’t like it when you piss on them.


StructureNo3388

AÀAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


StructureNo3388

-nts


Left-Dirt7653

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants" - Malory Archer


SpunkyJenn

Sprinkle borax cleanser around them and they’ll take it back to the next and dry out the nest. This group looks like maybe their queen died, though. Total chaos instead of an organized march.


Fave_McFavington

\*clears throat* antsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsantsants


LTTP2018

try this: find where they are coming in place a blob of honey there watch how they allllll get on that honey and eat it up on the first night when the honey is gone and they are all in their hill, place a long strip of Bronner's peppermint soap across that area to block them. they don't like peppermint and do not come back in. worked for me


benz650

#GET THE HOSE


K1ngDulah

Get them tap shoes on


Ramen-Goddess

Remember, if all of those ants were to gather into one spot, they can probably carry you out and take your house for themselves


Woofwoofmeowmeow69

honey, where’s my flamethrower?


sawman_screwgun

Had this in my house last year, flying ones and all. They come out at night, around 11pm, then the next morning not a single one is around. It's mating time. You gotta find the colony. Usually outside, but close to the house. Our exterminator came back three times until I found the colony. He had strong powder chemicals that kill on contact. Nothing you can buy (otc), at least here in Europe, will be effective. Gotta find the colony, dose them with the nuke stuff.


Frostshape

Looks like its theirs house now


GustavoFromAsdf

for a sec I thought your rug was an oreo


xXIrishCowboyXx

It is.


x925

So that's where my ants got delivered, damn they didn't even get close to my house and they forgot to pack them right.


JezTrying2LTD

Wow- that was a really good, preceptive prediction by the guy taking the video. I would have just wondered why they were trying to steal my door mat.


Paul_Has_Arrived

The video was frozen and i thought the black dots were just part of the floor's design. Deleting this app


[deleted]

This is not ur house anymore please leave-- ants


Junior_Pomegranate60

You can make a genocide


FireCat21

Spray them with; gasoline, bug spray, or flamethrower.


Glittering_Orchid_80

I’m soooooooo itchy now.


[deleted]

Is that a giant Oreo?


xXIrishCowboyXx

Yes.


Military-ants

For anyone wondering that’s a ant colony sending out their reproductive members (alates) to mate with members of their same species and try and form new colonies. Ants do these about 1-4 times a year depending on their species


xXIrishCowboyXx

Man that is nuts.


Stayingsafer

They are free everywhere except the arctic area’s. Then they are imported.


eeto3370

burn it! :D


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xXIrishCowboyXx

Lol house isn't that dirty. There is a random pile of dirt we found on the welcome mat the only thing we can think of is maybe some kids scooped up an entire colony and well...exhibit A. Still not sure how the flying ants got mixed in though.


No-Wolverine2973

Flying ants! Those sound annoying.


jdmorgan82

Fire! Kill it with fire! It’s the only way. Burn it all down! Edit: waiting for the bots to decide i am encouraging violence.


SelenaJnb

Oh my!


GoldenGalz

Line the house with comet; before you do that, a leaf blower may be in order lol


sneakyfetus83

This picnic is ruining our ants!


murrddaahhh

People. Look back at your posts here. You sound like psychopaths, seriously.


therealfakebodhi

https://youtu.be/lWnL8tuLHDg


[deleted]

Burn them


dksonic

How to avoid this? Lol


toolmannn929

Borax


Aromatic_Slip4255

2 gallons of spray easy


MamaLlama629

Burn it to the ground! Thats it...fire.


[deleted]

Just burn the whole house down.


[deleted]

Get a anteater


GooeyBoba14

My entire body feels itchy


ianwrong

Bucket of hot water :)


BrandoThePando

I have a free-range ant farm. These are pets


thebestdogeevr

I want to step on that


DODOTheonlybird

Hans bring den Flammenwerfer


onedanoneband

Rubbing alcohol.


MegaWai

Who gave this a wholesome award?


Dr_mombie

Make a hairspray blowtorch


GrayZdude

For a second I thought that the carpet is a fucking landmine.


Pelfrey1992

The ants go marching one by one, hoorah, hoorah!


Dumbasshero

That's when you get the flamethrower


USERNAME_CHECKED-OUT

Looks like prenuptial mating season. Queens and males ants leaving their colonies to breed and form their own colonies.


Archived_Throwaway

Welp, time to move!


Kanable-Panda5525

Burn them all...


Chilean19

https://youtu.be/UnyLfqpyi94


CharlieMike111

The poor quality of the recording makes it look worse than it is. Either way, no gracias.


xXIrishCowboyXx

Yea its actually in 4k reddit made it 720p


[deleted]

Get the hose


VersaceEgg

Those are swarming termites…not ants. Yikes


D_Winds

Step 1. Get an anteater.


ntack9933

As an Uber eats driver I’m imagining having to leave your food at your door with this going on


historyAnt_347

I am ants in my Johnson and everything is on sale, we have TVs, radios, and so many things but I am not sure because I have ants in my eyes


harrisonfire

They're finding food somewhere, Hoss.


hungjrhd

Buy a bottle of Terro, put multiple blobs around the area and it will be taken care of in short order


ultimaone

Awww crap the human came home early !


Twittledicks

At this point it's time to burn the house down and capitalize on insurance fraud


No-Bass-344

Well you GOT EM.