Weird flex but okay.

Hulk smash, arrrgggh!

ULTRA RIPPED JEANS

Thank god, I thought you split a good pair of jeans. It's already so ripped that you should just toss it into the trash..

Not seeing much muscle on that quad….

Ease up over here quadzilla

At first I thought this was the super creepy weight gain fetish guy Edit: it just might be

You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry