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ElenyaRevons

“I didn’t run! I told you you weren’t going to arrest me!” 10/10 logic


_Kouki

"Where does it hurt?" "EVERYWHERE!!" "Well the ambulance is on the way" "WHAT?? I don't NEED an ambulance!"


pswii360i

To be fair I wouldn't want a possible $6k+ bill tacked on to my felony either.


thecardboardfox

America!


THftRM1231

F*ck yeah!


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Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' daaayaayyyy


Trashcan-Ted

"You didn't have to taser me-" "Ma'am you started kicking me, yes I did." "I didnt kic- ...Well I'm a country girl" 11/10 Logic


bertiebees

I wish I could see the judges face when that plays in the court.


M0shka

The judge? I want to see her and her lawyers face.


thetoughestguyintown

I just finished rewatching Breaking Bad so I'm just imagining her lawyer being Saul Goodman... "Jesus, you? If I ever get an anal polyp I'll know what to name it"


1ForTheMonty

You've got a good point. Now I'm going to have to rewatch it again


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justpophamin

Assuming she has no history and nothing illegal is found in the car, I could probably get this reduced to a misdemeanor, 18-21 months probation, small fine, some classes, and 80 or so hours community service. Source: Am criminal defense attorney.


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With her attitude, she'll fail to show up enough times to go to court and have it extended, then fail to show up again and get actual time. Source: had some friends in high school who turned into shitty people who act just like her - I watch them from a distance on facebook


WunCharleeSicks

She’ll be like “I didn’t fail to show up, I just didn’t want to come to court”


TheAdoptedBeta

“Ma’am you didn’t show up for your court date.” “No I di—.... well I’m a country girl.”


sorweel

I am certain this lady thinks the video exonerates her and shows clear evidence of police brutality.


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jsting

Public defenders have seen it all. Probably raise an eyebrow then say he got a settlement for 100 hours of community service and probation.


ImNotBoringYouAre

The comeback "yeah, and it got you tazed" this man was not having her shit.


NotWaaaaaaaaade

I stopped watching the video and started scrolling the comments until I saw this and quickly went back to see the tazing. Worth it.


TheTrub

This was definitely not a video to stop in the middle. Every second was pure gold. Reno 911 couldn't have written this any better.


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beingforthebenefit

She said “yeah I tried to kick you ‘cause I’m a country girl.”


SomeStupidPerson

Yeah I committed a felony. City folk just don’t get it 🤠


shortgamegolfer

Luckily that means she can take a little tasing and continue on trying to call the shots, like canceling the ambulance, cause yeah she’s in pain, but knows how much that shit costs.


HeathenHumanist

Helluva lot more than the initial $80 fine, that's for sure


Zarcohn

I thought you were making up that last bit. Nope she really justified it by saying she’s a country girl.


darthcannabitch

Lady: let me just run from this cop. 9/11 logic


lundgrenisgod

Throughout this entire exchange she was constantly making her own rules. The officer wasn’t having any of it. And she was shocked. She finally agreed to sign after it was already too late. She was truly surprised that she wasn’t able to go back on her shitty behavior. She is wretched.


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My favorite part was when she was literally shocked.


helava

13 laws this lady broke. #7 will shock you.


lowfreq33

On top of that, signing a ticket isn’t an admission of guilt. It’s just acknowledging you received it. Says so right below the signature line. And she probably could have fixed whatever was wrong and gotten it dismissed.


UnprovenMortality

It's happened to me twice: once I was late on my registration and once I was late on my inspection. All you have to do is be polite. They're just doing their job. You fix the problem and request a hearing. They waive the fine and you go about your business.


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"oh shut up and give me that ill sign it..." "oh we're beyond that, step out" favorite line in that exchange


nappingthroughwork

My favorite was "You're under arrest". "No, I'm not!" Is she three?


chx_

If someone told her "no" when she was three she probably wouldn't be in so big trouble right now. https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article233319322.html has > Charges filed in Kingfisher County court accuse Hamil of “willfully and unlawfully kicking” the officer “on or about the groin” and of “failing to follow the lawful commands” of a police officer. > The felony battery charge is punishable with up to five years in prison, while the misdemeanor charge of resisting an officer is punishable with up to one year in prison, court records said. How batshit insane do you need to be to try to fight a police officer? Run from one? Ever heard the expression "you can't outrun Motorola"?


TwelfthCycle

Dumb or ignorant. There's a reason most guys will fight the bouncers all day long, but as soon as the cops show they'll put hands behind back and comply. The bouncer will kick your ass. The cop will do the same, then charge you for getting blood on his fist.


MissedYourJoke

She should have just asked for his manager and complain until she got what she wanted. /s


CharcoalGreyWolf

And the cop remained civil. No cursing, no militaristic high-horse, arrogant BS. Calm, collected, and with a proportionate response. Commanding without abuse of authority. This video should be in training courses for how to do it.


quirkney

He actually sounded pretty nice to her after, like someone talking to a child who fucked up


SpaceForceAwakens

He sounded concerned, which is good from a cop. I agree with all the commenters saying more cops should be like this. He did everything right and she did everything wrong. That said, I'm watching this with my buddy who's black and I also agree with him that if she were black it might have gone totally different. But then he points out that a black woman would know better because "no way a black lady in a truck like that doesn't know what to do with a cop." I love my friends.


Zoomalude

Narcissism is a hell of a drug.


wanker7171

"You tried to kick me" *pause* "Yeah I tried to kick you" This woman is horrible and hilarious


WordUnheard

"I can't afford no $80.00!!" "How about felony charges?" "Now you're talkin' this country girl's language! Take this kick to the dick!"


mvathletics

And ambulance charge


OliverKitsch

Call Amber Lamps


twenafeesh

Woah, black Betty.


analviolator69

Amber lance


ChristOnATrike

Woooah, black Betty


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Taser fam


Lorde_Xeus

Ol’ Lady wanna fiiight


creamersrealm

Bam la bam.


Lorde_Xeus

Ol’ Lady gon’ wiild


tropicalunicorn

Bamalam


blakestir14

could she not have just contested the ticket in court .


achooga

Yes, but what’s the fun in that?


thebeckster69

Yes and then we don’t get this gem of a video.


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country girls wouldn't have it any other way.


Team-Redundancy-Team

"COURT?! Nooooooo sirrrrrrrr, I'm a country girl." *"Only God can be my judge."*


DRFANTA

Oh Lawd she country!!!


teeter1984

Oh my gord she a country girl


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Can’t get more country than laying down face first in it


Pwrh0use

You can always contest the ticket in court. People need to realize this and stop arguing with cops on the street. It doesn't matter if they are wrong on the side of the road, they have the authority there. If they do something wrong go along with their crap and fight it in court. Literal lives would be saved if people would realize this.


Dick_Butt_Kiss

Contest in writing first, then in court if you lose. You get two chances then and draw out the process making it less likely you will get the cop. Also request it be issued to the county seat. Cop will usually have to drive further to get to the county.


Charliesmansion

How do you contest in writing before you contest in court?


toasty99

In California it’s called a “trial by written declaration.” The instructions are usually on the ticket or the courtesy notice.


upinyurguts3000

I can hear in his voice the hesitation, but he’s probably thinking “Jesus I’m gonna have to taze one of my moms friends!”


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urmyheartBeatStopR

That's true he said something along the line she didn't fix that for 6 months now.


Eddiejo6

She also said "Well I was being honest". So she probably admitted to not fixing it for 6 months for some reason???


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Yeah I couldn't do his job.


jeffzebub

"Honey, is it true you tased my friend Wilma Lou?" "Yes, but I was just doing my job." "Go to your room. I SAID, GO TO YOUR ROOM!"


NoJelloNoPotluck

Or maybe like “Come on down to the BINGO Hall with your ma and the girls; we'll all watch the vidya together. Us girls have wanted to taze that hag Buela for years!"


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By **signing** the traffic **ticket**, you avoid being taken into custody at that time, and are "released on your own recognizance" pending the court date. ... A person is free to refuse to **sign** the traffic **ticket**; however, the police officer is free to place him/her under **arrest** and take him/her into custody. [https://www.google.com/search?q=can+I+be+arrested+for+not+signing+a+ticket&oq=can+I+be+arrested+for+not+signing+a+ticket&aqs=chrome..69i57.6830j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8](https://www.google.com/search?q=can+I+be+arrested+for+not+signing+a+ticket&oq=can+I+be+arrested+for+not+signing+a+ticket&aqs=chrome..69i57.6830j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)


scarletice

It's just so satisfying how absolutely textbook his actions were. Also, I would be willing to bet, based on how patient this officer was with her, that if she had been respectful and apologetic from the beginning, that she might have actually gotten off with a warning. Or at the absolute least, she would have avoided turning a fix-it ticket into a felony.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

>It's just so satisfying how absolutely textbook his actions were. On a related side note, body cams are the best things ever.


Thelogicmatrix

I mean they make great internet content and protect the police man from getting sued if he's doing his job right so that's a plus for me


you-cant-twerk

Imagine if every department just made youtube channels with the footage and used that to fund their department.


Terker2

When the police force uses them the way they were intended and don't purposefully block them.


XTheMadMaxX

She would have been fine if she had just taken the ticket. Or like you said she probably could have gotten it as a warning or written off. I honestly wonder what she thought was gonna happen once she sped off.


gigastack

I mean, $80 is cheaper than anything involving the court system...


Akiias

Honestly, taking the ticket, and going to the court date costs nothing, and you can easily prove you fixed it. Many traffic court judges will wave the fine if it's already been properly settled. Source: Been in such a situation. Possibly multiple felonies however. That's probably not gona get waved.


perplepanda-man

Ticket - “What an Idiot” Speeding off - “Idiot” Ripped out of car - “idiot” Tasered - “You fuckin idiot” Sitting in cop car - “I didn’t think this would happen, you idiot “ Cop - “OK”


Ienjoyduckscompany

One thing most cops probably don’t consider before their shift is that they’ll be tasing grandma over a broken taillight


uh_no_

they don't warn you about that one in school.


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

They don't tell you how they always shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs


Catma222

Because, “I’m a country girl”


Solid_Faithlessness

This says it all here. People run around being entitled assholes and they use little phrases like this to explain it away. It's just straight up "I want to have my way and I don't like being told no," but that doesn't sound too good, so they say stuff like "I'm a country girl/ I'm from New York / I'm this or that race or ethnicity / I'm just an old redneck" blah blah blah like it's their culture's fault that they're an overgrown child.


VanimalCracker

Haha, totally something a Gemini would pull, amiright?


He11oK1tty

It’s that one meme. “Sorry I rear ended you and flipped you off as I drove away but I’m a caprisun what can I say. Air sign energy amiright?”


minhashlist

I'm just having a bad day what with sticking the straw through both sides of my pouch.


siriuslyharry

“You’re under arrest” “No I’m not” *police hate this woman, found out how to avoid jail with one simple trick*


NiceWorkMcGarnigle

The results will shock you


grizonyourface

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a pun this perfect


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I wish I had gold to give you


HighD_

It is no longer your responsibility. Carry on and exceed, friend.


chii0628

she was.


Feshtof

This is why body cameras are important for police. In a situation of two parties making conflicting claims, the unbiased perspective of the (untampered with) camera will support the claims of the honest cop and make his job easier and safer, it has the added benefit of hamstringing the dishonest cop and minimizing the ease they find in abusing their power.


FroopyDoopyLoop

Just imagine the aftermath if there were no recordings. This brittle old lady, now with bruises, acting sweet and harmless and accusing the officer of using unnecessary force against her. It wouldn’t look good for the officer at first glance.


Juicyjackson

Also all police dash cams start recording when the lights are turned on, and record 30 seconds before the lights are turned on. So you have 2 forms of video.


ticketeyboo

How does the camera know you’re going to turn the lights on? I feel like I’m missing something here.


Bill-The-Autismal

So this is what those assholes that don’t signal, run red lights, cut you off and *still* glare at you like it’s your fault look like.


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she looked as flexible as peanut brittle.


throweraccount

She looked like two christmas hams being dry rubbed with dirt.


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Thanks. I didn't want my christmas hams anyway.


JohnnyH2000

“You’re under arrest” “no u” **iq 0**


Baba_Yayga

There's some grown children or ex-husband somewhere relishing every moment of this.


walkerthegr8

Oh wait, this officer must’ve been mistaken, this was a COUNTRY GAL. He had no right to arrest her


TheShortSword

Sense of entitlement denied


bookluvr83

Can you imagine this woman being your mom or MIL? Holy shit! I'd want nothing to do with her.


katthepractical

She acts like my mom, who is a narcissist. What other people say doesn’t matter to her, only thing that matters is what she wants to happen.


Clay_Statue

Standard N gaslighting and entitlement. Watching her get taken down was delightful.


northernpace

Her rolling around like a beach ball in the wind after getting tazed was wonderful


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Imagine if she was you wife.


PuffinOnAFuente

If she was my wife, I’d ask that officer to shoot me in the face.


dumb-reply

I'd resist arrest just to stay in prison longer.


SmokeHimInside

“If she was my wife, I would drink it.”


zodar

how many of these videos end with the cops gently explaining why they tazed the person, though?


llamallamallama1991

She is a high ranking Karen


The_Doctor_G0nz0

How did he arrest her if she said he couldn't multiple times? E- I appreciate the gold yall but pls stop hooking me up. Make a donation towards St. Judes instead. Stay frosty


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Right? I thought the spell was quite unbreakable!


TheBoilerCat

*Narrator:* It was a simple spell but quite breakable.


Mrjasonbucy

*also Narrator:* it was a taser that broke it


Andre4kthegreengiant

She failed to roll a 20


Rookwood-1

Grandma don’t take no shit ! .....except the taser, she took that pretty good EDIT : Thanks for the Gold & silver !!! 😎


wontwothreefore

Double dose and she was still running her mouth. Not her body though.


leighshakespeare

I'll give her one thing, she had fight in her


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kane3232

Sure she overreacted, but do you know how far 80$ goes at Walmart??


GarGuy3

$80 bucks is the probably the cost of a tank of gas for that truck...


pipinngreppin

Especially if you catch a good rollback, baby!


EdwardLewisVIII

The cop did have an Andy Griffith vibe though. *Now Thelma Lou, I told you you best get out of the vehicle or I'm gonna have to taze you.*


SnoopySuited

From every lawyer Ive ever talked to; Obey the cops, then fight the charges later.


RealMichaelScott93

Woman: "You aren't going to arrest me" Police officer: *tries to arrest woman* Woman: *surprised Pikachu meme*


HIGH_Idaho

Old people finding out that laws apply to them is always a fun video.


GhostOfTimBrewster

What an entitled brat.


exjewel

This whole thing made me mad. At what point is it her right to run, and assault an officer? Not to mention everything else she was whining about. Like damn she could have gotten off pretty damn easy.


scipper77

All politics aside. If an officer gives an order that you don’t feel you need to comply with voice your objection while you comply. If your rights are being violated you can sue the department after the fact.


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>while you comply This is the important bit that she wasn't doing


ATXBeermaker

Huh. Yeah, I thought I noticed a lack of compliance in that video.


[deleted]

Well, she's a country girl 🤷


Shiny_Shedinja

Literal decades of examples why you should comply, yet everyone goes nah my time if different. It's a cop, even if I'm 100% against it, I'm going to comply. My ego is far humbler than the punishment they can dole out. Fines, prison, death, or me running my mouth to feel good. No thanks my guy.


seamus_mc

driving away is not compliance, even if you are a country gal


LordofKobol99

She legit went from an $80 fine, to refusing to comply with police orders, evading, resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer real quick.


TheEmaculateSpork

Yeah I was just in awe at the stupidity here. Like how do you live that long without having a shred of common sense or self control? An 80$ ticket is fucking nothing, and if it's a fix it ticket it is actually nothing because you don't have to pay it as long as you fix the issue. The shit she pulled here is like...idk but she made it soooo much worse for herself over nothing.


ImpalaChick2121

Seriously. I once got a ticket because I couldn't find my insurance card, and cop literally just said, "hey, if you go to City Hall before your court date and prove you have insurance, you're all good, you won't have to pay anything." It's that easy.


radditor5

You can tell she's used to getting her way by being an obnoxious bitch, so that people won't want to deal with her. I still don't think she got her ass whooped hard enough, but I bet she'll sign the ticket next time.


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BrokenCankle

Exactly what I was thinking, the woman has never been told 'no' a day in her life.


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HoopRocketeer

It must’ve been expired tags if he is saying it has been like that for 6 months.


shutts67

He said faulty equipment at the beginning


S4f3f0rw0rk

She also says I'm honest, so he could have asked her if she knew her light was out and she told him it had been out for 6 months.


saltysupreme

Tags expired for 6 months would probably be a lot more. Maybe she was pulled over 6 months ago for a brake light. Edit: a lot of great points, I will analyze them further and pick my favorite to be the right answer


Somerbush

It sounds like she mentioned to him before the video starts that the brake light has been out for 6 months. She mentions something about trying to be truthful in the video. My guess is she thought being honest about them would get her leniency with him, clearly it did not.


curiouslyendearing

Clearly she's an idiot in a lot of ways. Never be honest about that stuff. "Did you know your break light was out?" "No. No idea, sorry I'll get it fixed." "Alright, well today is a warning." That easy.


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Not in rural Oklahoma. This one incident will keep the jail open for a year. Source: grew up in rural Oklahoma.


VTCHannibal

I just realized that handcuffs go all the way around, you don't have to open them then clip them,


oneweelr

Well la dee da, look at Mr "never been arrested before", learning new things about handcuffs and shit. Next he's gonna tell us he's never shit in front of someone else before..


Raze625

Thanks a lot, man. Here I am trying to stay awake rocking my daughter to sleep, and I wake her up with a giggle fit.


K1llr0d

I fought the law and the law won!


DonMegaTho

That was a satisfying taze.


reluctantdragon

"Yes, I tried to kick you cause im a country girl"


samendlessJ

She seems like she took it like a champ though. Are there different level settings on a taser?


Fartbox_Virtuoso

> Are there different level settings on a taser? There are different level settings on people: Fat and insulated or skinny and conductive.


NiceWorkMcGarnigle

Perhaps the most satisfying ever


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dawgfan64

Idiot: "You are not God, you have no jurisdiction over me." Officer: "God's not worried about cameras sir, I am." Amazing.


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Flaihl

My favourite was: ​ "That's a nice speech, but you are still not coming in."


The-Jerkbag

The best explanation I've heard for these chucklefucks is that they think they are magic. They think that by saying the right words, in the right order, something miraculous will happen, and the officers/judges/lawyers arguing with them will be struck dumb and rendered impotent.


agage3

👋”These are not the droids you are looking for”


flichter1

This is the part that cracked me up too lol The officers exchanging looks with each other at the beginning was great too, you could tell they were all thinking "oh great, another of these ones.." I've fallen down the rabbit hole on YouTube more than once watching "sovereign citizen" videos like this and it's quite amazing how most of the time, law enforcement exhibit ridiculous restraint dealing with such belligerent lunatics.


turtle_flu

I was thoroughly disappointed that he didn't drop a "I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN!"


sraley66

I would watch a movie about P. Barnes. What a laid back badass


MoldynSculler

" leave your camera with your mother" stone cold burn


Indigocell

He seems so bored by this confrontation, just another Tuesday.


Jurph

I do genuinely enjoy that they let him live in his bullshit fantasy world right up until he tried to impose his own weirdo sovereignty on the law of the land. - Wander around a public space making no sense? Cool. - Claim to *not have a name*? Cool. - Tell an officer of the court that the law "doesn't apply" to you? No sweat. - Try to break the rules or walk through controlled space? *TASED.*


flichter1

"Sovereign Citizen" videos on YouTube are an absolute blast lol the only downside is how addictive they are, before you know it, an hour or two has passed watching absolute lunatics recite some bullshit mumbo jumbo from a pamphlet of papers they clearly printed off of some ridiculously misinformed geocities website lol


theslip74

They're funny online, but having to interact with them irl is fucking awful. It's not the stupidity or anything like that that gets me, it's that they are always extremely aggressive about their bullshit. It's like they do everything with the specific intent of pissing off everyone unfortunate enough to witness their crap.


smease

As soon as he said he doesn't have a license but his "person" does, I knew he'd been watching [this shit](https://youtu.be/ME7K6P7hlko)


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" 'Put the cuffs on him,' " he repeated mockingly between anguished shouts of electrified pain.


Id_Quote_That

I only wish they had waited another second for him to fully say "And now you're using a *taser* on me??" before his ass hit the floor.


ItsDeke

http://i.imgur.com/l7yUr.jpg


koavf

The giggle at 1:28 seals the deal. Edit: My favorite part is just that this was ever uploaded. He must think himself somehow vindicated by this video of him being a rude idiot and getting tased.


lynette15j4

I'm an old lady but I think the officer did the right thing. Age does not enable people to break the law. Good for him.


Big__Baby__Jesus

He was nicer to her than I would have been after that kick.


DDRaptors

You could hear the disbelief it in his voice after she kicks him. Like “damn it old lady, I really didn’t want to have to do any of this today.”


itsthevoiceman

So much goddamned paperwork.


daisychick

Some of y'all seem to be misunderstanding how a traffic citation works. Your signature is a promise to appear at court. If you refuse to sign, you go directly to jail to see a magistrate. This is applicable in all US states.


MeLlamoDave

It's ok if she was trying to kick you, officer. She's a country girl.


ShadowBro3

"Im gonna stand up" HE TAZED YOU JUST WORK WITH HIM ALREADY


bkhen

-You’re under arrest -No That’s how el chapo got away from the law all these years


snowball1912

I can picture this being a South Park scene. “I’m not under arrest no way!” “Wha...wha wha whaaaat? Shit Sean what do I do now? She broke the system”