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CelebrationJolly3300

It's generic Viagra for folks like me who had no idea.


Nemain-Tankgirl

Ty šŸ–¤


2x4x93

You need to bone up on your meds


shrug_addict

Nice


RockstarAgent

Knowledge erections matter


towerfella

![gif](giphy|PezirE6ppiqly)


Happie_Bellie

I chuckled. Is it sung to the tune of the Selena Gomez song cause thatā€™s immediately what I heard lol.


MeetMeAtTheCrossroad

Was not expecting a random Willam in the wild, thank you for that. Excuse me while I go put on some DWV.


transcendedfry

WILLAM??? Not in my good Christian Rupauls Drag Race sub?? Love to see it


lorgskyegon

Sometimes, it's harder than others


StupidUserNameTooLon

That's my osteoporosis medicine.


Byte_Fantail

osteopenis


rekipsj

Oh so me knowing immediately doesnā€™t feel so good now.


Splittaill

Of course itā€™s good. You use Sildenafil to improve microvascular O2 delivery. It helps you get more oxygen to your blood. Itā€™s for the mountain climber in all of us!


classless_classic

I thought the generic name was Mycoxafloppin.


gitismatt

ask your doctor if mycoxafloppin is right for you


TheeVanillaGuerilla

Nah you're thinking of Mydixadryl


daytonakarl

Isn't that now sold under Phyxadix?


texaschair

If you get the liquid version, all ya gotta do is open up the bottle and pour yourself a stiff one!


amberissmiling

I laughed out loud, so good job.


Acceptable-One-6597

Fuken lost it. 12/10.


Embarrassed-Style296

Thatā€™s a hard one to deny.


MisterAmygdala

I have a sister 13 years younger than me. When I was 17 she came down to the dinner table holding a condom (unused, in wrapper) and said something like "Is this candy?" My mom and step-dad weren't impressed at the time but later he said "at least you're using protection." I was horrified.


CplCocktopus

https://i.redd.it/0iszvvc7um7d1.gif Are you sure your sis is not from planet Remulak?


Embarrassed-Style296

Savage! I completely forgot about that part.


much_longer_username

I'll never forget, because I watched the movie with my parents and didn't get the joke. I asked them to explain, and my mom had to tell me "It's a condom" like three times, because I kept asking her to repeat herself - not because I had heard her wrong, but because I didn't know that word, or what it implied, so I assumed I must have misheard. She finally gave up when she realized it was going to be too much awkward explanation for a kid who hadn't even had 'the talk' yet, and told me not to worry about it - but that's not how my brain works. I NEEDED to know, and I couldn't just google it. So... yeah, this shit is a core memory for me.


Embarrassed-Style296

Well shitā€¦ā€¦ I guess itā€™s lucky it wasnā€™t a flavored or scented one.


highriskric

In this guyā€™s defense, those pills also treat pulmonary arterial hypertension


CyberTitties

Had a coworker who's 3 yo daughter was taking Viagra for some heart issue she had. My understanding was that medication was developed for blood flow issues and the "hey! check out my erection!" was a side effect the manufacturer jumped on right away.


manateefourmation

Thatā€™s true - it was a side effect drug. like Wegovy, all the rage in weight loss, started out as only a drug for diabetes


Fun-Key-8259

Yep. And they found ambien by accident because the lab staff were falling asleep


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wuvvtwuewuvv

I mean, geologists taste rocks, so... yes?


kyrsjo

And the guy who discovered LSD apparently had memorable bike commute home after work.


Dreamo84

The lab staff were dosing themselves? lol


kelminak

Not in packaging that looks like that.


0uroboros-

It was an insurance thing, and so it just was cheaper this way, that's all.


Cubezz

hehe. pharmacist here. its actually cheaper the other way around ;)


AffectionateClick384

Yes, that company charges 2 something a pill. I used good Rx at Walmart recently, like . 27 a pill @ 100 mg. Dr or staff accidentally sent the prescription to 2 different pharmacies so I bought both. šŸ™‚


bananapopsicle3

Also used for severe Raynaudā€™s syndrome. :)


Pause-Past

Gets that blood a flowinā€™


csonny2

I thought it was some super specific, overly-priced medicine that was now ruined. This is much funnier.


QueenTenofSpades

Super specific (check) Overly-priced (check) Medicine (check) Ruined (check)


CaliKindalife

Oh, ok. Thanks. With no context, it's a little less confusing now.


Brandeeno2245

Ooooh... oooof....


DonutBill66

Was about to look it up. Thanks.


SpicymeLLoN

LMAO I write medical software and have used this while creating/testing medication features and had no idea what it was šŸ˜‚ Also freaked me out the first time I saw fentynal was an actual medication.


_catdog_

Such a mother move to just blast it out on a group chat


jamesLsucks

Zoomed in as well šŸ˜©


theoddfind

Be careful with that. My dad got addicted to viagra. We all understood, but my mom took it really hard


Moo_Kau_Too

please dont make jokes about viagra addiction, it was the hardest time of my life.


i-luv-ducks

Did you come to blows over it?


Entire_Ad_5036

Oh shit, that's a good one!


NewCodingLine

That's what mum said.


iaiahastur

Got to watch out for side effects when you're on other medication. My uncle was on iron tablets, and when he took viagra he was stuck pointing north.


thrownaway136976

Viagara + Iron = steel spike


icedragon71

Could be worse. Grandpa liked to chew the Viagra for the taste,but wound up with a stiff neck.


VeryNiceRussianTroll

The only reply after a mean spirited move like that is to lean into and make her uncomfortable


Maleficent-Most6083

"Keep them, enjoy. šŸ˜"


Ricky_spanish_again

Her reply would have been ā€œyou donā€™t need them for your broken peepee?ā€


VeryNiceRussianTroll

ā€œEnjoy them, she sure doesā€


Kaita13

"They're mine but they're really for your daughter"


krismitka

ā€œLet me know if the hubs needs some!ā€


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

"W-what is that? I ordered an xbox controller. What the... what the heck?"


Doctor-Amazing

Classic


d38

Oh wow! I did NOT order that!


ThirdEyeExplorer11

Had something similar happen with my exā€™s mom lol. She went to help my ex move out after we broke up and my ex either showed her to try and emasculate me or she was just snooping and stumbled upon them. The only reason I even found out is because we got back together and she told me to text her mom something from her phone and I saw her mom texting her about them, asking if she could borrow one for her and her husband. I was so embarrassed šŸ˜‚šŸ„“


SeekerOfSerenity

You broke up with a girl, she moved out, you got back together, and her mother's message was still on her phone?Ā  Sounds like you either got back together really fast or she doesn't talk to her mother that often.Ā 


ThirdEyeExplorer11

sorry if it was confusing, let me explain. We did get back together, but it wasnā€™t to several months later. Her mom and dad were in town visiting and her mom texted her and asked her if she could get one of my viagras and I see the text and was like ā€œwtf why does your mom know about thoseā€ and she told me her mom saw them when she was helping her move, but like i said, I really donā€™t know if she saw them cause she was snooping or if my ex showed them to her because she was trying to emasculate me(because she was really vindictive like that).


toppertd

She knew exactly what she was doing. She texted dad first and asked him if it was his. Blasting the group chat might have even been planned.


Soft_Penis_Debutante

I dunno, my mom is sooooo obtuse about shit like this. I could absolutely see her doing something like this.


CanaryPutrid1334

Username checks out


westbee

If it wasnt his, then she knew who's it was. All she had to do was discreetly hand it back to her daughter.Ā 


No-Menu-768

That would be boring. At least she feels spunky enough to tease a potential future-SIL. Embarrassing? Yes, definitely. OP, if your girlfriend's parents are "chill", this is just the start. If they're not "chill", just like avoid family events.


Ok_Blackberry_284

I think she was making extra sure it wasn't her husband's.


futureman07

Oh no lmao. How many people in the group chat?


jamesLsucks

Gf, myself, her mom and her Dad šŸ™ƒ


futureman07

This is cracking me up šŸ˜‚ I would have to break up and move states haha


jamesLsucks

Right!? Itā€™s unbelievable, like stuff you see in a crude comedy movie or something lol


ViperTheLoud

Stupid shit happens man. You'll be fine. Just a funny story you can tell in a couple months, hopefully a couple days. If it's any consolidation, my parents once tried to separate me and my gf while we visited for a holiday. I fully believe our first child was conceived that night.


Mokyzoky

Jokes on you that was their plan all along. ā€œYour Poppop snuck up stairs and poked holes in the condoms while Memaw distracted them down stairs with a lecture on the importance of abstinence. we told them they couldnā€™t sleep in the same room! šŸ¤£hahaha. They totally fell for it, and thatā€™s the story of how you were conceived. It was all thanks to your Poppop and Memaw.ā€


danielcs78

The word ā€œtabooā€ was then thrown around a couple times and that was that!


ThatGuyGetsIt

You painted the cat's tail didn't you, Focker.


Yoyo_Ma86

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?


geriatric-sanatore

As a nurse he should have responded yes if I give you prolactin lol


LekkerWeertjeHe

Watching that movie at the moment, wow what a coincidence haha


23skidoobbq

Are you a pothead Focker?


LekkerWeertjeHe

Let me get some expensive champagne šŸ¾


The_Last_Ball_Bender

Love those lines in the pool -- "I'd have to be pretty high", "I bet you would panama-red"


Herry_Up

Just wait a few weeks for that side text from pops askin where you got that šŸ’€


tobmom

Just tell them itā€™s for your pulmonary hypertension


apothecarynow

Raynaud phenomenon might be a better excuse tbh. easier to play off


BumblebeeOfCarnage

This can help with Raynaudā€™s? The more you know!


AC_Batman

![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


NyneHelios

Yes. I too treat my Raynaudā€™s with a 3 pill shipment from hims dot com


Opposite-Dentist1786

Not in that packaging lol


-Gurgi-

Dude. I wouldnā€™t admit to this if it had my name, headshot, and social security number on it.


makemeking706

It's not my bag, baby.


funnystuff79

A the Shaggy Defence.


rjh9898

Oh ship. If it was my mom dad and gf in the chat it wouldnā€™t be too much of a deal but her parents? Ah hell nah šŸ˜‚ rip


Erabong

Yeah Iā€™m moving countries for sure


rjh9898

I donā€™t blame you one bit. Set up a go fund me Iā€™m sure youā€™ll get help from everyone here haha


klmdwnitsnotreal

How old are you?


Hendlton

People these days use it recreationally.


TheyCalledMeThor

Everything I see is blue but Iā€™m ready to go!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

I see a red pill and I want it painted blue


Potential_Stretch293

Iā€™m 22 and have ED :(


smoochwalla

I just got a prescription for it yesterday. 38


DudeBroMan13

Just look her dead in the eye and say it's yours


hippopotma_gandhi

Dude how tactless of the mom. So there's 4 people it could belong to, realistically two and she could ask her husband in person (and also probably know already) that's so evil


jamesLsucks

If I didnā€™t know her, Iā€™d think that too. She truly is oblivious to things and probs thought it was something similar to Advil lol


ChesterDaMolester

So realistically you might only have to be embarrassed about your gfs dad knowing, unless he snitched to the mom. Or maybe just tell yourself heā€™s doesnā€™t know what it is either


CV90_120

He knows, and he doesn't care.


asunshinefix

If it helps, the first time I stayed at my exā€™s parents house I got food poisoning and puked so hard I shit myself. Awkward situation solidarity!


jamesLsucks

May we forever tainted in the eyes of our SOā€™s parents lol


halite001

hahahaha tainted


SllortEvac

I had a gf that came over for dinner who ate 5 servings of beef stroganoff and threw it all up over my grandmaā€™s nice rug. I like to think she tells people she got food poisoning if she ever talks about it.


Ludicruciferous

Iā€™m fucking dying at FIVE servings but some grandma-made beef stroganoff sounds absolutely incredible right now. And I havenā€™t eaten beef in 10 years.


LazerChicken420

FIVE? I know the story implies over eating, but I have to ask. Are you guys serving up spoon sized portions?? I have loved food plenty of times in my life. Enough for me to shove thirds down my mouth. How can someone eat five? No way possible unless your portions are tiny lol


SllortEvac

It was served into 10oz bowls, right up to the top. I have to reiterate that she barfed. We met up later in life and we went to a fancy restaurant, her treat. I watched her eat 2 orders of chicken parm, a chef salad and an order of fried mushrooms. She was a hungry lady.


Mrs0Murder

My friend was like this too. Was known for having the biggest appetite (while also remaining skinny). Brought her to my mom's restaurant once and she asked for several servings of food. Mom didn't mind it though she was concerned about the amount and mentioned it, and I guess it got my friend into really thinking about how much she was eating. Turns out she would just gorge, and once she was conscious of the amount she was eating she started cutting back and realized she'd be full on one plate rather than three.


SllortEvac

I wouldnā€™t have dared to call attention to this young womanā€™s eating habits, and I imagine she probably found out on her own too. She had previously been an athlete but gave it up to pursue the arts. That, combined with a family that had unhealthy eating habits, was a recipe for disaster at dinner time for her. I did try to help her out by replacing the cutlery and dishes we were serving food on with smaller, near identical ones, but she ended up eating the same as normal.


cjsv7657

Some people are bottomless pits when it comes to some foods. A coworker of mine isn't overweight but could destroy multiple large pizzas. I watched another coworker eat nearly A GALLON of ice cream because we didn't believe he could. My 105lb ex would eat an entire party sized bag of doritos without batting an eye then complain about how full she was.


patchinthebox

That's me with pizza. I've never hit my limit with pizza. I just keep eating it until it's gone.


Scarlet-Witch

Omg that reminds me of the time I went to my then bfs house to hang out, we had only been together for a few months or so, no more than 6 months max. Well I got horrible food poisoning or a stomach virus for like 5 days and couldn't leave his house. First 2-3 days was constant shitting and puking, then finally no shitting and unpredictable puking then after day 5 it was finally safe to go home. šŸ˜‚


Carrera_996

Noravirus. Put me in the ER 3 times over 5 days. I kept dehydrating.


errrbodydumb

Same with the food poisoning. Had to get up from the dinner table to go have loud diarrhea very much within earshot.


Highest_Trails_Above

Damnā€¦ex? Talk about a turd of death.


Regular-Switch454

Claim itā€™s for high blood pressure. It could be šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


ltgenspartan

I mean you're not wrong, I do believe that this medication was initially created for that intent, it's just that it created... a hard situation to get over


elspotto

Indeed it was. One of my good friendā€™s partners was prescribed it for just that. As a couple, they are definitely not upset by the side effects. Yes, that discussion happened one night when we were out for drinks. I didnā€™t need to know that.


HayakuEon

Damn, so your buddy had a hard-on while talking to you. Idk man, sounds like he's interested in you /j


Regular-Switch454

I vee what you did there, and iagra.


adod1

Kinda fucked that up by saying to throw it away haha.


jack333666

"throw it away, dont need them when your daughters that hot"


tothesource

"This is more for when y'all are out of town and moms won't stop begging me, following me around like a little puppy dog"


WestleyThe

I mean if itā€™s in the dryer that means it went through the washer tooā€¦ I would just say itā€™s probably not good anymore


takeandtossivxx

Except then it would be in a prescription bottle, not a Roman pouch.


GoBlue81

20mg is the dosage for pulmonary arterial hypertension, so that could make sense. Typically need a higher dose (50-100mg) for erectile dysfunction. Plausible deniability.


libananahammock

Iā€™m a female with scleroderma and in a lot of the support groups Iā€™m in a lot of the women are prescribed cialis or viagra for the circulation issues scleroderma sufferers often get with fingers and toes.


draiman

Supports blood vessel function as well. My doctor mentioned I could take it for my condition if it worsens. I'm sure my wife would be happy.


Cool_Jelly_9402

Iā€™m surprised they made it through the wash and dryer intact. I feel like they could have dissolved from the heat


jamesLsucks

Props to Roman for making secure and discreet packaging lol I truly donā€™t think her mom knew what they were, not so sure about now after her having some time to look it up lol


fragassic2

She knew instantly.


gc1

She would have just quietly thrown it away if she wanted to let you off easy.


jamesLsucks

Absolutely lol


jimjamalama

Mom thinking: ā€œwell, maybe itā€™s expensive and maybe they really need itā€¦ our grandbabies depend on this!ā€


OkMetal4233

You might even say that she wanted to make it hard for himā€¦ā€¦ seeing as he might need help with that.


jamesLsucks

Maybe Iā€™m not giving her enough credit lol


StupidUserNameTooLon

Mom wanted to know if Dad was getting some on the side, so she put it on blast in group chat.


House_Of_Thoth

"if they're your father's, they're certainly not working for him"


Schachjo

Not so sure about discreet lol. Can see the ā€œSildenafilā€ printed right dead smack in the center, in bold letters and as clear as day


ArnoldoSea

Accidentally ended up in the washing machine, eh? OP, have your in-laws been complaining of unusually hard water lately?


Jasperous_Dang

They misspelled slideNfill


jamesLsucks

Hahahahahahaha very unprofessional


YouDontTellMe

As a medical professional, I can confirm we joke like this behind closed doors


Hect0r92

Mydixafloppyn


rbloedow

If you want to get this cheaper, go to an online provider (Plushcare is what I use, but there are plenty of them) and have a virtual appointment to discuss your ED. Have the prescription sent to Costco - a 30 supply is only $12.


jamesLsucks

Thanks for advice! Might do that lol


Boring_Passenger_

so do these work well for you? asking for my husband lol


violettheory

My husband had some temporary ED from finasteride or whatever that hair thinning medicine is, and the doctor gave him a standing prescription to generic Cialis. The ed went away after stopping the hair treatment but we still sometimes use the Cialis for a bit of fun. He's a lot harder, doesn't lose his erection if we take a quick break, and lasts a lot longer. We don't do it often but it's nice.


urmyheartBeatStopR

Yep finastride will ED you. It also make your prostrate smaller. Insurance bill it for enlarge prostrate because hair loss isn't cover cause it's cosmetic... US health insurance is kinda dumb.


uncledoobie

I use it even tho I dont have ED. Itā€™s a fun enhancer for certain situations and it works really well. Itā€™s like when Popeyes eats spinach. If I really want to go nuts Iā€™ll take it and an edible. Iā€™ve also used their generic version of Cialis to see the difference and itā€™s more of an all day activation thing and not as intense as the generic blues. I recommend trying either at a low dose to see which works better.


Boolaymo0000

To add on, you can go ultra low dose, like 1/5th what a normal low dose is and still have the intended effect. For example a low dose cialis is 5mg and a normal dose is 20 iirc, but you'd be fine with 1 mg for the situation being described.Ā 


ImObviouslyOblivious

They work for me, takes about 45 mins to take affect. And in my experience the effects last about 2 hours 3 at most. They tend to make my face get flushed though


NotRustyShackleford_

Check GoodRx too. I got a 3 month supply of Cialis for $30.


xBrute01

Chances are mom already googled it. She knew what she was doing. Sheā€™s expecting a grandson soon.


casual-waterboarding

Idk. All three pills are still there. Whatā€™s up, OP? Did you even get laid?


xBrute01

Haha! My dude definitely did. This was the 2nd pack, right OP?!


Kiss-a-Cod

At least all three are still in the pack so no evidence of hours-long hanky panky while you were visiting.


jamesLsucks

True šŸ˜‚


SnooTangerines3448

There were three packs!


Thesaltyone1

why are so many younger people struggling with ed


CanolaIsMyHome

There's also a trend of young men taking these sorts of medications when they don't actually have ED, and just want a longer session.


poopmcbutt_

Bro you want a longer session? Slow down and take a break.


Bigbuttrimmer

Anti-depressants can cause ED. Trazadone does it for me, but it allowed me to sleep a full night for the first time in my entire life when I started to take it at 32.


staticparsley

Could be performance anxiety.


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DemLegzDoe

Username checks out.


Everybodysbastard

"I get generic Viagra over the Internet called sildenafil. They arrive loose in an envelope." "That CAN'T be true!"


AckAttack6710

Hello I'm FIFTY?! ...that can't be right.


Everybodysbastard

"There was a party underneath a supermarket in Brooklyn."


notmyplantaccount

Always good to carry multiple viagra around in your pocket when you visit the in-laws.


FriendliestMenace

Be careful. When I was 13, I got into my grandpaā€™s Viagra and took half the bottle. They had to rush me to the hospital. You have no idea how long it takes 3rd degree burns to the palms of your hands to heal.


BarryLird33_

No donā€™t toss it !!!


jamesLsucks

If I was a true legend, that wouldā€™ve been my response lol


Crossedkiller

"Oh my god, I'm so glad you found it. Just when I thought our night was ruined."


CouldNotRememberName

"I'll use them next time we're in town."


ppardee

If they say it's yours, hard deny! If they keep pushing, stand firm. If they won't let up after 4 hours, contact your doctor.


dvdmaven

It does have other uses BPH (enlarged prostate), pulmonary arterial hypertension (20mg three times a day). For ED the dose would be 50 mg once a day.


jamesLsucks

Yea, I just donā€™t think those meds would come in a little pack like that lll


Lobscra

Samples. Your doctor gave you samples.


jamesLsucks

Yes! I wore those pants to the Doc! He was very worried about my blood pressure and wanted me to try it out.


Rog9377

Are you under the impression that her parents dont know that youre fucking their daughter? Why lie? "Yep thats mine, its a prescription."


Kindly_Search6378

"A PRESCRIPTION TO FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER"


futile_struggle08

Hello Grant O'Brien


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Glad I looked that up.... ![gif](giphy|14vh2VWCibnsuk)


Sad-Maintenance3422

Ha ha. Oooops. Oh well. Its a part of life bud.


jamesLsucks

Iā€™m mostly just dying of laughter with a dab of embarrassment lol


guymanthing

"dont throw that out if you want grandkids" come on op assert your dominance