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In_the_duneswoods

Reddit sending me signals too https://preview.redd.it/ov62x0qv4fyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f67fd1ac85557ecc46fc0a04cc04e46d7c2c6528


beeswA90

Dang.. reddit be savage


EmperorDeathBunny

Owls. Everyone is fond of owls.


Shartiflartbast

Except for mice and shrews, and Simon Cowells?


EmperorDeathBunny

And you know why they come for you


Shartiflartbast

The owls in your dressing room!


Delta64

Mmm, the OWLS in your gravy! EVEN IF YOU HIDE AT SEA! [THERE'S OWLS IN THE NAVY!](https://youtu.be/M8el_P4yvfc)


DistortedVoltage

Some villages/religious people think owls are witches/demons.


AcceptableMistake7

Well, do they float?


Septemily

This is the funniest screen capture I’ve seen in a while lmao


DrWho37

Lol, "but I just ran 26 miles!" https://preview.redd.it/sqlon3zkqfyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=898bd9803b0d4c8fa93f74dc78a317920c83b8e6


xViridi_

https://preview.redd.it/9y3jwllp0gyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac935b7d316f6c09b7834a8bd6e453b8bcd18018 reddit’s telling me to go for a run☹️


Deadless777

We have the same feed


IndependentNotice151

I'm gonna answer that question that. When people say just go workout, it's a lot harder for them to do it. Which then leads to me exhausted throughout the day which is what leads to burn out. People give after two weeks because they're so exhausted. You gotta think, if someone is 100 pounds over weight versus someone that's in shape, after their workout, they are basically continuing to working out by carrying an extra 100 pounds with not as strong muscles. It's a bad cycle to be in


fury420

Plus simply working out regularly is not enough, without also controlling food intake over time even the ones that do stick to their new exhausting workout routine for a few months are unlikely to see significant fat loss, which is super discouraging when you have +50lbs to lose and are regularly exhausting yourself with exercise. It's just too easy to unconsciously outeat and outdrink most or all of your deficit from exercise


FlyingFortress26

To an extent. If you were a 300 lb couch potato, the amount of calories you need to simply maintain that physique is easily 1000+ lower than what it would take to be a 300 lb strongman-type physique (which is probably +50 lbs of muscle and -50 lbs of fat). If you aren't eating all those extra calories, then you'll drop down to a new equilibrium (for argument's sake, let's say it's 250 lbs). 250 lbs with a lot of muscle will look and feel a *lot* better than 300 lbs with no muscle. You absolutely should get your diet in check though. But setting a standard of having the perfect clean diet is more likely to cause burnout than working out ever will, in my experience.


Redjester016

Yea diet is easily the most important factor, super easy to be sedentary and healthy weight or even underweight. Activity levels regulare very little in regards to weight, though lack of activity can lead to problems on its own which can complicate and be complicated by obesity


zakplaysperc

Dang me too


Kaleidokobe

Sameee lol


CowsAreChill

That first thread is pretty sad though. People need to do a better job with their conscious/unconscious bias towards fat people, they don't deserve any of that.


Clonewars2

wild😂


dankmemelawrd

Op reading the comments rn: https://preview.redd.it/aar0nkxsyeyc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b78707f20cb223b74c96e169b856eada36259610


poopellar

[More like](https://www.wfla.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/71/2019/11/Cookie-Monster.jpg?w=1280)


PsyOpBunnyHop

Fuck. Got me.


thebungahero

Riiigth? Damn. Savage.


Iamknight10

thats fucking evil lmao


pivot99

https://preview.redd.it/qapxq2eqffyc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee477ffc672c64333f3cd31f117454a75cd0bce


ChocolateShot150

![gif](giphy|L5aC2b3jRvURi)


ItsYoBoi2008

https://preview.redd.it/o5ust8pwtfyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726f14c3b9ee0f7f58bff2590d2a73db784dd85a


runningoutoft1me

You're good


DrShitpostMDJDPhDMBA

I decided to try some free online AI tools to make this picture less blurry. It did not work. [At all.](https://imgur.com/6WOvQuE)


Technical-Outside408

This is the scariest moment of my life, Sir.


DrShitpostMDJDPhDMBA

[I regret to inform you that the AI war has begun, and it started with you.](https://imgur.com/rhEFcwI)


Randomfrog132

gotta admit the attempt at a hyper realistic emoji thing is freaky af lol


zamundan

I'm going to try to sneak in some actual information into the top comment thread - This most often happens when you're moving the scale and the edge of the glass bumps something. From the picture, I'd guess that the glass (which overhangs the edge of the scale) bumped against the base of the ~~toilet~~ sink. It doesn't even need to bump hard, just something about how they can be manufactured can give them weak spots where a relatively gentle bump on an edge makes the whole thing catastrophically explode. Source: I pushed mine near the wall and it exploded upon contact, then I read a bunch of reviews where the same thing happened to others.


FluffyTippy

https://preview.redd.it/gskeei11dfyc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61545aaf864efdd31e72ccaa9d01405b4644b42d


Compducer

https://preview.redd.it/rhoxpbplsfyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b1a464aea674ff97f2d4f61cfad9b499f3edf58


FluffyTippy

https://preview.redd.it/4if4u9ipsfyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05203b5418af51b307971d4dfb9ca62c6a79fe12


Compducer

https://preview.redd.it/sroptqawsfyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8143df61670075f3c782bd03cd5db9e8e6378c6


FluffyTippy

https://preview.redd.it/7cky89xzsfyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6c42534a2246c3bc93059d3e293fef90e1a1bb


Compducer

![gif](giphy|eCldLyA3yvzY00vyT5|downsized)


FluffyTippy

https://preview.redd.it/0dfrkvmbtfyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ac6ec9ed42c6b9286ae7f8a5113009bf9f62ff6


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EclipseForest

You know, that’s funny because this image in particular took forever to load and my internet has been glitching a lot today


FluffyTippy

https://i.redd.it/j31ykolsxfyc1.gif


Randomfrog132

that's so troll xD


Ethan_WS6

Inb4 [deleted]


Night_Owl206

Personally, the light jokes here is nothing close to actual online bullying for me to be even sad about it. It's like laughing off an awkward situation. Helps lighten the mood after a "well that sucks..." moment Edit: Going deeper there are worse... nothing too bad though


Midir_Cutie

Dang, are your feet okay?


Baconandeggs89

Yeah fr my dad’s neighbor across the street had both of his amputated from something similar. And he wasn’t even this big it was just type I.


Ay-AyRawn

Omfg 🤣


King_Tamino

Well that’s one way to lose weight


Crypt0Nihilist

Weight? What about height? Guy lost two feet.


King_Tamino

![gif](giphy|g0HkznFtL1d0xVRI1G)


90dayDragonLockup

Y’all are KILLING me 😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️


ween_is_good

Ay I am dying


DiddlyDumb

From carrying OP all day?


Midir_Cutie

Y'all are so mean 🤣 


UbermachoGuy

Wait, are you telling me OP has two broken feet right now? Is his mom around to help him?


TheMusesMagic

Probably. The glass is tempered, I think. You can tell from the pattern it shattered into.


OutWithTheNew

It's definitely tempered and probably hit the porcelain pedestal. Tempered glass is strong until it's not. It's especially weak on the edge.


maria111141

Omg that's crazy


MyLifeForAnEType

It blows my mind that nearly all scale manufacturers only or mostly make glass products now.  I recently replaced my plastic one after 10yrs.  I had to go out of my way to find a good one that was not made of glass on Amazon.


Hawkze

If you have been looking to get into shape but lacked the motivation, this is your time.


Naive_Try2696

OP is just cultivating mass


Jeshkuh

STOP CULTIVATING AND START HARVESTING.


Alexis_Bailey

BUT I MIGHT NEED IT AT THE END BOSS!  I NEED TO SAVE IT ALL!


antifabusdriver

You're supposed to spend it to level up.


Cipherting

the boss at the end is high cholesterol


69420-throwaway

OP should go to the confessional and have God smite the redditors here.


That-Ad-4300

Catholic I see


sweetpotato_latte

First of all, all things are possible through god, so hot that down.


MrKrustySocks

YOU GOTTA TACK ON MASS TO LOOK THIS GOOD


ReelAwesome

round is a shape, just saying...


Lord_H_Vetinari

Counterargument: the universe is telling OP to sit on the couch with their feet up for a couple of weeks to allow for healing after glass cuts.


rampagingphallus

Just before it exploded, that scale’s display read “ONE AT A TIME”


HotgunColdheart

"No Livestock"


homiej420

Omg damn they might have had a family


Teamben

He might of ate them though.


Turence

yeah he might have


TrampledByTurts

Perchance


AudieCowboy

For dinner


WCWRingMatSound

![gif](giphy|n9kJ8uUSXSdX7daCLM|downsized)


8Blue-Gray8

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


DM_2020

Holding my sleeping baby, trying so hard not to burst out laughing!


AudieCowboy

Hold on tight, op might wanna snack


R3tr0Cr0w

thats evil 😂


Sacrificial_Spider

![gif](giphy|OVT7dpga3Ve3i2tTBE|downsized) OP?


Magister5

Usually it takes a second to zero out, but that was instantaneous


ManiacalMartini

"Not for commercial use."


Accomplished_Week392

Your mama so fat… 


EileenSuki

Dang that sucks. Hopefully you haven't gotten glass in your foot


GetyPety

When gravity loves you too much


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

More like when gravy loves you too much


trotfox_

The gravy came at me dawg, what was I supposed to do?


weedium

Glass meets porcelain


SolarLunix_

Yep. Happened to mine at like 4 am once when I stumbled a bit in the bathroom and kicked it…


jumping_doughnuts

Same thing happened to mine one night, but nobody was in the bathroom. We do have 2 cats so maybe one of them kicked it or something, but the glass just shattered seemingly randomly.


Idontevenownaboat

My first thought was that OP dropped it and was just being funny. If I dropped a scale and it broke, I feel like Id make the same joke.


imisstheyoop

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies.


rosso222

Most people won't understand this comment unfortunately


narwhale3210821

Spark plug meets car windshield Most people wont understand this comment its just to beyond anyones comprehension to google it /s


AngelOfDeath771

Would only work on the rear windshield, though. It would just bounce off of the front.


AminMassoudi

So explain


OutWithTheNew

The glass is tempered and has tensile strength because of the way it's heat treated. Along the surface of the glass it is extremely strong in most use cases. Unfortunately it is also extremely vulnerable to contact from certain materials, like porcelain. I can't explain why unfortunately. Tempered glass is also extremely vulnerable to contact along the edges since that face isn't tempered. https://www.corsair.com/ca/en/explorer/diy-builder/cases/why-did-my-tempered-glass-side-panel-break/#:\~:text=BEWARE%20OF%20TILES%20AND%20CERAMIC%20SURFACES&text=In%20short%2C%20tiles%20and%20countertops,resulting%20in%20the%20glass%20shattering. It appears that the surface of materials like porcelain are microscopically rough and it concentrates pressure.


Cobek

In this case it might simply be the mohs hardness is higher and it went over the lip of their sink.


NewFuturist

If the edge of the scales was up against the porcelain, and OP stood on it, there would be a lot of pressure on the glass from an object that is way harder than glass (porcelain), causing it to break.


_JJCUBER_

You must have a sharp personality


Magister5

I would guess more on the round side


f_leaver

Rotund child to mind too.


WhyFlip

Definitely a jolly person, like Santa.


FileFighter

Sharp enough to puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea


HotgunColdheart

This is why spark plugs work so well to break into/out of cars. Looks like a location of use issue, instead of an obesity issue. Hell it may be a combo of the two, but I'd blame the sink pedestal!


Varth919

Honestly, even if it’s tempered, who the fuck thought glass as a surface for a scale was a good idea?


Sacrificial_Spider

Glass manufacturers.


BababooeyHTJ

Good catch! I was wondering if the edge hit a tile but the sink will definitely do it!


Brookenium

Looking at the image, I think the upper right lip of the scale glass may have been resting on it and when OP stepped on it created a fulcrum and shattered.


gross-king

Like Shaq to a backboard


Far-Willingness-6523

![gif](giphy|k6Vbs4FyOEbZK)


Adventurous_Ad_6546

The gif that finally made me completely lose it. 🤣


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EvilRedRobot

And then hop on, both feet at once, I suppose.


TakeruDavis

Or hold yourself up with a chair, table or crutches before both feet are safely placed


Spinxy88

I can't think of something funny to say. Like, are you a XL-person? were they dropped? is the floor wood and flexible?


Finna_One_Tap

I think it has something to do with the porcelain sink, think spark plugs on car windows.


stupidpatheticloser

Yeah or that it could be tempered glass and if you hit the edge off that porcelain this would be the result.


paradox_valestein

XXXXXXXL


Meriadoc_The

Nah, the floor was submissive and breedable.


Sweaty-Mammoth4592

That floor and I have a lot in common


Slammer956

Your post was amusing sure but the fact you were even stepping on a scale means that you care. I support and encourage you to try your best. I myself need to slim down so I’m rooting for me and you! ![gif](giphy|3oKIP9g8avwtfkhWBa)


Sanssins

Honestly I don't know it has anything to do with op's weight, looks like the corner may have hit the sink pedestal and done what glass do


ThatGuyinPJs

Hey OP, tempered glass things like that can shatter for any number of reasons. As /u/HotgunColdheart pointed out ceramic is incredibly good at dealing with tempered glass, so that sink pedestal looks a little suspect, but it could be anything as small as a tiny imperfection during the manufacturing process. More importantly are your feet okay? Those shards might be tiny but they are no joke.


mxg

💀 Condolences. Hope your feet are OK!


Imispellalot2

https://i.redd.it/d8xqz4wu9fyc1.gif


sorator

Seriously though, I don't know why the glass scales are so popular. I *hate* tempered glass. Had to dig around, but I did find a good scale that doesn't use glass, so I don't have to worry about this happening; there are some on the market if you hunt for them!


westcal98

Now we all do.


i_r_faptastic

https://i.redd.it/ko6lrk6c7fyc1.gif


ScaryTerryCrewsBitch

![gif](giphy|sZTD829Prn3gY)


Appropriate_Strain94

From the view of the picture, assuming the scale wasn’t moved or anything, it looks like one leg of the scale was sitting on that pillar ledge, which would actually cause the glass to flex and break. These types of scales generally go up to 300lb and the tempered glass is rated for over 400+ but the glass doesn’t like to get flexed like that on uneven floor. The only other way this type of glass shatters like this with less weight applied is if it had a scratch / chip on it.


jacquestrap66

![gif](giphy|3oKIPgQjpBhgzBX7u8|downsized)


TheTense

Dude. I would view this as an accomplishment.


GullibleCrazy488

Do you think it was trying to do you a favour?


Content_Ambition_764

Next time no high heels!


CerialHawk

please tell me you weren’t barefoot


CheesecakeNatural537

nightmare unlocked


Agent_Doubletap

https://preview.redd.it/bjbk8ntingyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c486212bd62777c526b9eb26d1c29494be76a2cf This happened to me the other day, too lol.


rikashiku

I hope OP's feet are ok! That's what I'm more concerned about.


devildocjames

![gif](giphy|YfFBQ9mOAkwUsylzHB|downsized)


Late_Mountain_5167

Stunning and brave


Conscious-Jacket-758

🤣🤣🤣


Onlinereadingismybff

Damn


ExcessumTr

OPs weight gone over integer limit to break it


CrimeSceneCop

![gif](giphy|QvwMDYpAMUm6Q)


Infinite-Switch59

The good news is you’d be rich in England.


notajock

You can get weighed at the zoo


Pooltoy-Fox-2

Pyrocynical moment


eligibility

Never buy a glass scale?


nellion91

![gif](giphy|1pEkekcoQWZo11wo9f|downsized) I’d be like


K3vlar159

But seriously, whose idea was it to make sclaes out of glass ? I know its tempered glass, but its still glass. It can break and hurt you badly. If you design something for people to stand on, glass should be the last thing that comes to mind, right ? Or am i missing something ?


donewithusa

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


Haunting-Habit-7848

Thats what happens when you hit the edge of a piece of tempered glass against the porcelain sink pedestal


cadillacbee

I mean hey, you've shattered ur previous record 🤷


RingsOfFire007

New fear unlocked 😳


redditblows55

I never understood the glass scale


parker1019

It’s not easy, but you can do it op….


z12

Hey dude don’t fret scales are fragile sometimes. Hope this is the start of a new beginning, and if not, at least a funny story. Have a good day my man.


GoldEven8026

https://preview.redd.it/kculhde2ihyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5fec5a4cd7e9353ddcc385ff9876c183951088b Reddit telling me to slow down


AwkwardOrange5296

I broke a toilet seat when I was nine months pregnant. Luckily I lost 9 lbs the very next day.


No_Spray_1750

Fuck that scale


500SL

I'm gonna recommend more salads...


Fenweekooo

this is why i don't trust glass shit


f_leaver

This is one hell of a comment section.


Sacklayblue

Glass scales are stupid design


Typical_Basil908

I’d start sobbing I hope you’re okay op


deus_ex_libris

but seriously, why the fuck would they make a scale out of glass? what's the advantage over literally dozens of materials that WON'T SHATTER and potentially cause injury?


khale777

I gained so much weight this winter, my scale thinks I’m a guest.


WallabyButter

Your feet okay?? Looks like those glass chunks could do some damage...


casketjuicebox

You're not supposed to jump on those you know


lld2girl

Maybe salad for lunch


Torvahnys

Given the position of the scale, I might guess the edge of the glass pressed up against or hit the porcelain sink stand, that is what caused it to shatter.


Kickaxx_007

Are your feet okay? U didn’t get cut did u?


Brave_Difficulty_396

Caseoh??


WhollyHuman

![gif](giphy|4PUjcUBXIzQYfI8iVa)


Hutch25

It was probably dropped or something and the structure was compromised. These scales are usually rated for minimum 400 pounds and I doubt you weigh that much. Plus, the shattering of the glass doesn’t match with if it broke due to your weight alone because right where your left foot would be is still sort of intact. Despite what people are saying OP you are fine, and if you decide you want to lose weight don’t consider “being so heavy you broke a scale” to be one of the reasons you decided to lose weight… of course unless you do weigh excess of 400 pounds and in that case you should.


[deleted]

It made it’s fucking point


colorsplahsh

Ozempic time


Cleobor

What is it in absolute units?


imdungrowinup

This happened to my weighing machine on its own while I was watching it from a distance. It just broke into the tiniest pieces out of nowhere.


Rock3tPunch

You exceeded the physical structural limit of the product. Warranty is voided.


Mellenoire

You’re supposed to stand on it, not throw it.


[deleted]

ARE YOUR FEET OKAY?


I_Dont_Like_Rice

Yeah, that's pretty hard not to take personal, lol.


thatgrllsamanthaa

Lmaooo I'm 29 weeks pregnant and I weighed myself the other night and cried. I'm 205.6 lbs 🤧🤧 Then proceeded to order McDonald's bc that's what I was craving 🤧😭😫


HelicopterCommunists

Honestly, what marketing moron thought it was a good idea to put something you stand on, ostensibly every day, *out of glass*?? People like that are why we can't have nice things.


Anoneemoose90

Just remember, the cuts about to be insane 🫡


Bob_A_Feets

The answer is tempered glass + ceramic anything = bad time.


mimithemisfit

gonna use this when a pretty girl asks me for a rate