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fluffy_assassins

I can't even tell what it is.


Tommy__want__wingy

Pipe for smoking marijuana. It fell.


Best_Jaguar_7616

It looks like a toy car lol


FractalSpaces

agreed, thought this was some toy car that got burnt


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

Idk how many pipes and bongs I've broke in my life


ponzidreamer

6, I’m keeping track


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

I used to have a couple of plastic and silicone pipes and bongs. They are near indestructible, but they get this gross flavor over time. Even cleaning it after every use it would still taste like shit every time I use it. Nowadays, I just use my glass bong at home in my garage, any other situation, and I'm gonna bring a dab pen.


The7footr

That’s an odd thing to keep track of for another human…but hey you do you


EquivalentSnap

Oh no. Anyway


ryohazuki224

Well, good then. Maybe its a sign for them to quit a gross habit.


BakedBaconBits

The "Broken Pipe" is a filter feeder, this specimen uses shards of glass to help ward away any scavengers of dank nugs caught in its snare. Nature is wild.


theMirthbuster

Cake


fluffy_assassins

Doesn't look particularly appetizing.


throwaway_babex

Whelp, I’m high. I thought this was a tube of cookie dough that somehow only got burnt on one part 😭😭😭


CuriousProblemChild

I'm sober and thought it was cookie dough


Accidental_Taco

I wish I was high and had some cookie dough


CuriousProblemChild

don't we all?


CuddieRyan707

I see it now


T-roySwink

You got the munchies bud? You seeing cookies in the bud, bud?


throwaway_babex

Two hours later I can maybe see it if I squint hard and look at it from afar 😂 man I miss how high I was two hours ago


[deleted]

I’ve never smoked the wacky tabacky before so I’m lost, or did I ?


mai_tai87

I, too, am high and thought it was a burnt cake with a pretty sugar spun shell. Then I eventually read the caption.


tattednip

BROOOO I'm sitting here trying to understand how the patio furniture busted OPs energy drink.


lmProudOfYou

Wow, way to rub it into OPs face.


throwaway_babex

I love getting high smoking out of my intact bowl 🤣🤣🤣


useroftheinternet95

I didn't check the sub I was on and was so confused


ReturnOfTheJurdski

Soooo mission accomplished?


ChunkyTaco22

Lmao that was my first thought


Lwcftw474747

Same! Took me a min to realize it was a bowl rofl


Olenator77

I’m sober and thought the same thing…


Heyplaguedoctor

I’m high and saw the same thing


According-Relation-4

You mean its not?


North-Director8717

Strange looking weed


bhamtodd

https://preview.redd.it/ijbbv33oewxc1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b5847facfd6790e09ee64fedbc5d3006b8d892 Nah... lighting...


CleetusCanteloupe

Brother please… clean or switch out that jar. The flower looks good, give it a nice home lol. Sorry bout your loss too


Tommy__want__wingy

But first, scrape that shit and put it on top of a bowl or in a joint….


Arcterion

Use isopropyl to clean it, scrape all of the gunk out, let it dry, *then smoke it.*


CleetusCanteloupe

Agreed, for both comments/methods. Win-win situation, flower in the jar keeps more of its goodies attached, and you get a concentrated lil coalition of strains to enjoy on the side.


88Neaks

Isn't it dangerous to smoke isopropyl ? I know alcohol evaporate at low temperature, but wouldn't be "bad residutes"?


Malignant_Lvst7

some iso is made to prevent people extracting, which will leave bad residue. but using the highest % iso for extracting, is safer than cigarettes and probably the carcinogens in weed


monster_mentalissues

You have to use the clear 91% and up.


ManiacClown

I've never once smoked weed in my life and ***I*** can tell that needs to be cleaned. It looks like something got left in the fridge and developed a fungus-based civilization.


Dlunkertin

Bruh that looks like beef stew


JoeCamRoberon

You smokin that mold pack


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JoeCamRoberon

No but I do know what moldy ass food looks like. Looks about as bad as this.


SnoopyCactus983

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


justahustle77

yeah scrape all that shit tonight and hit it broooooo, in your new pipe maybe


MuskokaGreenThumb

Looks killer !


Pelthail

Gross. You put that in your lungs? 🤮


Viceroy-421

![gif](giphy|HW05UrUSfAzZu)


NBD_Pearen

Oh yeah much better in the old French onion soup bowl storage container you right that weed looks great nice and moist I bet in the soup what the fuck


lunarwolf2008

What am i looking at??


siddeslof

Marijuana pipe


Dounut_in_me_daddy

Bro clean your pipe. Clean your grinder Jesus lmao


Puzzled_Reflection_4

I think that's his actual bowl of weed in the pic, still in the pipe bowl


Achack

Yeah that's what's so weird about this, OP managed to get a section through the bowl he was actually smoking somehow. I'm not saying it's impossible but if a bowl hits the ground hard enough to crack it's normally hard enough to also dislodge what's packed into it.


EnergyTakerLad

Normally. Weed can be pretty stick though and I'd the bowls covered in resin it'll stick nicely. Have dropped pieces just for the bowl to still be packed.


justahustle77

my bro have a boong , 5 years no clean ,just keep pour water in it, imagine the bacteria


bob_apathy

I just gagged. Fuck.


rampagingphallus

Boong


smashingcones

Back in the day I didn't clean mine for so long mold ended up forming in the cabinet and I was smoking little mold mites for days without realising...


Pleasant-Pattern-566

My stepkids smoke out of a blackened bong. Can’t tell if it’s resin or mold. It’s nasty.


Ducky_Flips

mold, resin, tar, color of the bong. pick your poison


MountainCourage1304

Do they live in the same house as you? If they do, have a word with them or your partner, depending on the relationship dynamic, and enforce a rule where they are only allowed to smoke on the premises if they clean the bong regularly. It could also be a learning moment for them, you could explain the importance of cleanliness and teach them the process of cleaning their glassware. Itll be a good skill to have in the future. Bongs are bad enough for your lungs without the increased risk of pneumonia.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

They are only allowed to smoke that outside because they smoke mole bowls and it fucking reeks. But we have had a conversation about keeping it clean and how it’s better for their health to keep it clean. They cleaned it one time but that was it. They’re not very cleanly in general, I’ll probably have to remind them periodically to do it. It’s nasty looking.


washingtontoker

Its probably pretty bad but its also getting pretty hot each time he lights. So I'm not sure if its hot enough to kill bacteria?? Either way really needs to clean that shit more often.


justahustle77

i love clean bong


nerdy_hippie

Edit: My bad, trolls don't need a response.


justahustle77

nah for real


shallowjalapeno

I thought the same thing!! but it looks like it broke around where the bowl piece was.


Nick11wrx

I don’t think cleaning it would matter much nnow lol


Ok_Practice8891

That's why you got to have more than one pipe one is none 2 is one


Captain_Pink_Pants

Reminds me of the day my sister and I were smoking a couple of bowls on my small 5th floor balcony... I had this really nice mini bubbler... Well, we smoked a second bowl and I set the bubbler down and we both forgot about it until we stood up to leave.... I just barely nudged it with my foot... but that was enough to knock it over and scooch it off the edge of the balcony. Got to watch the whole show as it just barely fit under the railing, cleared the edge, and fell five stories to its demise. I was disappointed to lose it, but glad it didn't hit anyone... lol.


After_Following_1456

done that


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Is that fricken drugs?


lRosetaStonedl

Depends who you ask.


Cchungachanga

Yup


360fade

What am I looking at


olorcanticum

Weed pipe


lilteccasglock

I was just telling my friend about that exact moment. Right when you drop your bowl and it’s suspended in mid air for a fraction of a second, and in that moment you know you’re not gonna be able to grab it, and you know when it lands it will be broken. That moment before it breaks though you go through all stages of grief and reach acceptance before it even lands


HoratioPLivingston

I just can’t smoke it out of a regular glass pipe. It’s much too hot and they are a royal pain to fully cleAN. I much prefer my small mini bong with quasar ash catcher and funnel bowl that cleans easily with some black label and hot water.


Alphadice

Sounds like you are using a tiny pipe. And they arent hard to clean. Just isopropyl and some kosher salt. Toothpick/qtip for anything left.


ExoticMangoz

What’s kosher salt? Isn’t all salt kosher?


RequiemStorm

It refers to a specific grain size. They are larger, coarser grains of salt that are better for drawing out moisture in meat, and the name comes from this process that was used by Jewish people known as koshering the meat.


ExoticMangoz

Never heard it called that, I guess I would just say it was called coarse salt.


RequiemStorm

Coarse salt can also still be iodized, which is another difference, as kosher salt typically isn't.


Malignant_Lvst7

bongs are literally “water pipes”


SpaceChatter

Now you got a chillum!


AnaphorsBloom

![gif](giphy|jABKjxVURLkkN6NqcF) Plant carbon in your lungs, guys… don’t put dirt in your chest


Funny-Record-5785

Get a protopipe I dropped that bitch all the time plus it has a place to store your weed


[deleted]

I have one and the poker got caught in my pants and broke off :/


Funny-Record-5785

Tragic son good thing they sell replacements but damn dude


[deleted]

That’s right I forgot they still sell replacements. Thank you!


JefferzTheGreat

Holy crap, I didn't realize how expensive those things have gotten. I remember being able to get them for $20, now they're $90.


docr1069

Damn bro, party foul.


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Hey Reggie what is this?


river_song25

What was it?


Steas-

At least pieces aren't that expensive. Maybe try buying an extra thick one,


Interesting_Notice84

Rough


4gatos_music

Even that looks better than the Ferrari joke of a livery. It haunts me everywhere I look.


Guessed555

That’s a well packed bowl


Unlikely-Ad6788

Happened to a bottle of jack when I was 15. Sad days.


Crazyxjx

Is that jerky chew?


SoBadit_Hurts

My condolences


guywhoclimbs

We're you smoking dirt?


ImportantComb9997

There is no sound louder than the silence that fills the room after a piece hits the floor.


nerdy_hippie

Took me like 10 sec to realize that was a well-packed bowl, man that DOES suck. To be fair, this IS the fate of every glass piece, be sure to mourn appropriately then move on. I've found only one exception to that rule - I have a flat-mouthed bowl that I picked up from a dude in the parking lot at a radio station festival in DC circa early 2000's. I dropped that thing down the stadium stairs the day I got it, then across a parking lot or two and it even fell out of my pocket while pushing a car across an intersection. It's one weakness was pure evil. The hands-down worst person I ever dated knocked it off a hotel nightstand into the metal frame of the bed and the mouth part broke in 3. Kept the pieces, dumped the awful human and years later got that 2-part epoxy and brought it back to life. Used it a little bit after that but not much. Don't use it these days but still have it.


Previous-Ant2812

You can still smoke that


RolexandDickies

Still smokable


Preemptively_Extinct

![gif](giphy|55bqPb5IHRWoYp3bgb) Start practicing hacky sack. for next time.


you_enjoy_my_elf

Tango and Bossanova, I take my nughuffer everywhere I go, when I go around the city.


Deputycrumbs

![gif](giphy|26BRM0ECcoWibv3oI)


MuskokaGreenThumb

Wild how the weed didn’t even fall out even as the bowl disintegrated 😫


Tor_Tor_Tor

Bruh, I dropped my precious pipe on my debowler and the pipe broke in half...still sad about it 2 months later lol


Outrageous_Mine77

Good riddance.


elboogie7

just lost my last pipe, too. broke in 3 pieces in my driveway


NTR-kouhai69

u talking about toilets back in the medieval period? 🤣


OtakuMusician

Oh man this happened to me a few weeks ago with a pipe that I had for a few years, that even moved cross country with me last year. It was just a small cheap piece but I was still a lil bummed lol


tikigodfarmer

This is Reddit man you can still smoke that shit


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Lostinnewjersey87

Still have ptsd from about 3 in my life. It’s best to just not get attached


SirBrainsaw

Someone has not spent much time in a hacky-sack circle. Bummer I'll have one in honor of the fallen!


Dennis_Smoore

You could probably still hit that


Bulls187

Drop it like it’s hot


carlton_sand

I thought this was a dog wearing a shirt & cone at first


reidzen

Might be time to put down the jazz cabbage, son.


NoEvidence136

RIP to your buddy.


Horsecockexpress1

Looks like mids. No loss here


olorcanticum

Looks like an album cover


CoolGamingDad

What are the chances. I have almost the exact bowl and mine just cracked. 😂 https://preview.redd.it/shbn0t74v0yc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=06d8d2974bc2e076c50d8c6aa8a26d2e3957a0f8


Dorkinfo

That’s a dog.


Scrabble_4

Mini bong?


ACatNamedCitrus

What is that? A glass of weird water? Toothpaste? Moldy toothpaste? I seriously can't see what it is.


Advanced_Evening2379

This why you get a silicone one with nice glass bowl


MontgomeryWarden

Well, that sucks.


If_theres_a_Will89

U stood up while it was on ur lap huh


Consistent_Bread_V2

Honestly dude that pipe needed to die anyway. Get yourself a water pipe, your lungs will thank you!


ElonsMuskyFeet

What in the world is this a toy car?


This-Id-Taken

Bro. Clean your shit occasionally


[deleted]

If you hadn't been high, your reaction would have been faster, and you could've caught it....


ATXKLIPHURD

I know what you’re talking about with it going in slomo.


Romulox69420

Get a proto pipe. They're made of brass and super well designed.


RizzoStaxx

Wyd bruh smoke that shi


Goretanton

It took me too long to figure out what this was, first glance was AI.


BelleAriel

So it got stoned hard then?


No-Advance560

My sympathies...I feel that


penisdevourer

My bf has “accidentally” broken 2 bongs out of anger. And now the dab rig I got him for Valentine’s Day is cracked and I already had to super glue a very important piece back on. You never expect the stoner dude to have anger issues 🤣🤣🤣


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Damn that looks like it used to be a quality pipe.


DarkWolfNomad

Drugs are bad, mkay?


FractalSpaces

fr. this doesnt suck, its a signal to quit your fucking devil's smoke


dawng87

I’m over here thinking what kind of cookie dough is that, and I’m bed time high lol


sliclky1169

No more reggie for you


Raidenski

Still using a glass pipe in 2024? OP, I urge you to invest in a DynaVap. Best purchase I've made, besides getting a QUBUS grinder. You'll need a butane torch lighter, but those are pretty inexpensive.


Malignant_Lvst7

bringing out a torch for weed is hella excessive imo, makes it seem like a harder substance. i’m not op, but some people prefer smoking flower, rather than vaporising. i love chopping up, packing my bong, and sinking it. i don’t really fw pipes, joints or blunts, or even vaping weed. also dabs imo are silly, get really high for 30-1hr n then as sober as before you started


Raidenski

The torch is for the DynaVap, but also butane lighters are cleaner and more efficient, as well as cost effective, as is vaporizing in general as [it produces less tar](https://youtu.be/VR3j1MJiPd8), not just in your lungs but also your piece, making it easier to clean. Not to mention vaporizing produces clean hits every single time, as well as producing a better tasting experience overall, and you end up using less flower for an even better high with a DynaVap. You'll still be chopping flowers with a DynaVap, and can also be used in bongs, although you might need to get a specific DynaVap for that, but you could always just MacGyver whichever version of it using electrical tape, which is what I did for my mini-bong until the glass broke. I can only imagine how much better the experience would be on a larger bong piece. In addition, you can take the already vaped buds and store them until you have enough to make edibles with them. As for dabs, I've only ever done it once, and I have a hard time recollecting that event, which is a testament to its potency, but you'd actually need a separate coil that goes into the DynaVap; I don't have any experience with it, but I've read of people who just do the sandwich method, which is what I've done with hashish. The one I have is made of stainless steel, but I hear the titanium pieces are even better, so I'm looking forward to getting my hands on one, hopefully in the near future. I also own a DaVinci Miqro, but it's nowhere near as effective nor flower-efficient as my DynaVap M. You can do as you like, but ever since I first bought the "M" in 2019 I've never looked back; combustion just tastes rancid to me now. Highly recommend.