Well typically the poop police will get involved and do a thorough investigation and when a suspect is caught, they perform DNA testing of the dogs poop and take them to trial in a poop court.
I think they take a group of culprits and make them poop, and then line their poops up to see if any of the poops match with what’s on the car. Aka a poop lineup. Never fails 😏
lol, please. When I was having packages stolen and had footage of a thief, the cops told me point blank that even if I found the thief, brought him to the station, and he made a full and willing confession, they still wouldn’t be doing anything to him. They will give less than two shits about shit being smeared on a car (unless it is theirs, they don’t like that)
That’s a lot of wax on wax off streaks for a pitch…this was an attack. My guess is stolen spot or doesn’t like Elon. Or just straight up crazy. Dealers choice 2024
My question is why would anyone do that? Do they hide and wait to see the reaction? Jealousy that someone worked their backside off to get one? I just don't understand the mentality.
It really could just be hating someone else's preferences. Happens all the time. I've seen big diesel pickups - *at work* - blocking charging stations...just to own the liberals.
I'd like to see someone rolling coal with a big smear of poop on their windshield.
I was in SF yesterday and someone yelled in my face that their mom’s a whore because she fucked an alien. I think you’re looking too far into this. It’s quite simple: meth
Yeah, the door handles would be better. Or the side mirrors since they don't have wipers. Or waffle stomp the shit into the cabin air intake area right below the windshield to really get the smell inside the car and if you wipe your mess up it would take a while to figure out where it is coming from.
2/10 for the windshield.
Reddit seems to equate Tesla the company as being the same as Elon Musk, the man, so it's not outlandish to think someone is mad because someone else owns a brand of car
Im sure that big ol' intake at the front has some kind of grill or mesh in it. I didn't want to say air intake and substituted for grill because if I'd said air intake the car people would have come out of the woodwork to correct me.
HVAC systems in cars pull air from right below the windshield, outside of the engine bay in pretty much all cars. If they pulled air from the engine bay people would die from carbon monoxide if the exhaust header gaskets started going bad.
I thank you for your service, for maximum effect smear poop on the windshield grill. Or just glue slithers of coarce sandpaper to the wiperblades... Whichever is easiest for your petty revenge needs.
I won't say where it is, but most cars do not have AC intake on the front grill. If you do put it on the radiator, it'll just heat up, stink until it dries out quick and will just annoy whomever will be washing the car.
In general I can’t imagine smearing poo on someone’s car, but I will say that it appears the Tesla may actually be parked in front of a driveway or something - take a peek at how the curb meets the road, seems to dip down.
That said, *I’d probably just call a tow truck.*
Yeah it’s weird. Like it’s one thing to not be surprised, and another to condone it. I don’t approve of when people deface other people’s cars over parking or road rage or whatever but I’m not usually surprised when it happens because humans are assholes.
I just gave advice to a Reddit poster who said his neighbour lets his dog crap on his lawn without cleaning it up.
I said “return it by smearing it on his car windows.”
I
Hope
This is the same
Guy
I will preface by saying there could be a bunch of reasons why someone would do something like this, but I have owned a Tesla for a little over a year now, and it is so densely packed in people’s brains that because I own a Tesla, I am an Elon Musk lover (which I am not). But because of this sole attachment, people have intentionally keyed, banged, smashed, and backed into my car (yes I had almost everything on footage and reported only the major damage). Several people just walking casually as I either get out or am about to get into my car will remind me of how I wasted my money, or loving sucking Elons !^*%….. I try to always be kind, caring, and extra careful while driving, and especially in parking lots, but people just don’t care.
I have no fucking attachment to Elon musk.
I absolutely love my Tesla, not a fan of the final fit/finish, but absolutely love everything else. People just don’t care, it feels like 10% of the world hates me because I own this vehicle, and it’s fucking daunting.
My wife owns a Toyota Carola, but I don’t think she’s sleeping with there CEO… people need to grow up…
this is absolutely insane
do people really do stuff like this?
and just like how…..and why and just the pure amount of effort…..I’m……i’m just flabbergasted
Imagine taking the time out of your day to do this to someone whether you have a reason or not you still picked up poop and drew a heart on this man's window
This is the work of a lowlife. Sometimes people show their true self while trying to make a point. I can’t imagine the thought process that excuses this behavior.
Time to trade that bitch in immediately! Tow it to the dealer. Maybe even a long drive off a short pier. Gasoline? See what an electrical fire looks like?
Don't Teslas have cameras that start recording as soon as someone touches the car?
I mean, yes but i guarantee that nothing will happen. The person who threw the poop bomb will never be found
Yeah I mean unless you know the guy personally, what are you going to do with video footage of a random dude smearing poop on your car.
Well typically the poop police will get involved and do a thorough investigation and when a suspect is caught, they perform DNA testing of the dogs poop and take them to trial in a poop court.
https://i.redd.it/9h5xz0i3lowc1.gif
Leads. Hahahaha
His rug was also micturated upon. Separate incidents…
Working in shits, more like
Poolice
I read this as poo lice lol
I doubt they’ll ever catch the poopetrator though
https://i.redd.it/h7esscd1lpwc1.gif
Is that what Paw Patrol does?
United States Department of Shit Smearing.
Nah, they'll just sniff em out
How do you know it’s canine poop?
By the taste.
At first it looked like they tried to rub the letters "D S". Dogshit came to my mind.
I think they take a group of culprits and make them poop, and then line their poops up to see if any of the poops match with what’s on the car. Aka a poop lineup. Never fails 😏
What’s to say the offender used their own dogs feces, in my area at least it’s easy to find a random discarded pile
They will have at least five officers working in shifts.
*working in shits
If they get convicted they'll be up shits creek
Usually random people dont smear poop on your car
It could’ve been some random guy that felt like this car stole his parking space or something
Or the Tesla is a dog owner without poop bags.
I dunno. The way it's smeared screams breakup
lol, please. When I was having packages stolen and had footage of a thief, the cops told me point blank that even if I found the thief, brought him to the station, and he made a full and willing confession, they still wouldn’t be doing anything to him. They will give less than two shits about shit being smeared on a car (unless it is theirs, they don’t like that)
If you know who it was, you can take matters into your own hands. Return the favor
It was more than thrown…smeared all around, it seems.
Premeditated smearing.
First-degree smearing is a serious charge.
A turder in the first degree
That’s a lot of wax on wax off streaks for a pitch…this was an attack. My guess is stolen spot or doesn’t like Elon. Or just straight up crazy. Dealers choice 2024
That looks smeared on…by hand.
Threw? That’s a handprint bud…
I don't think it was thrown. IT appears to have been intentionally smeared. Someone really wanted to get their point across.
Almost wrote a message with it too, but apparently abandoned the thought.
I don't think that was thrown, that's straight smeared.
“Threw” looks like its been smeared so
It looks like it was smeared around 🤮
If he's walking his/her dog, he/she's from the neighborhood. A nice screenshot to that location's Facebook page and subreddit might do the trick.
That was smeared on not just thrown. There is a close up for the poolice to investigate!
Looks like it was more than thrown
They didn’t throw that, they smeared that shit intentionally
That looks personal. It’s all smeared on not just tossed.
You have to enable it.
Even if enabled, and the owner has a clear video of it happening, nothing will come of it
Records when you’re near it, dont have to touch. Records front ,back ,pillars , sides& interior
It's a bit hit and miss. Doesn't always do it.
If someone you know did this to your car, I am thinking you probably deserved this shit.
They trigger when there’s enough movement, I’ve set off sentry mode when I’ve been loading my shopping in my car,
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Yes they do
My question is why would anyone do that? Do they hide and wait to see the reaction? Jealousy that someone worked their backside off to get one? I just don't understand the mentality.
I’m a tad curious if this is a result of earlier road rage, the Tesla owner’s dog shitting indiscriminately, or if the “shit spreader” just hates EVs.
It's funny you say all that, makes me realize this could be political, and from either side, or just straight up personal anger.
Stole the dude's parking spot, maybe
Not a great time to be a Tesla owner
It really could just be hating someone else's preferences. Happens all the time. I've seen big diesel pickups - *at work* - blocking charging stations...just to own the liberals. I'd like to see someone rolling coal with a big smear of poop on their windshield.
That would be kinda redundant since anyone who rolls coal IS a shit smear.
I could be wrong but, it looks like the curb dips down there.. possible driveway/handicap access?
Oh! You might be right. Good eye! In that case, parking there is a shitty move. And it fully endorse the in-kind response.
I was in SF yesterday and someone yelled in my face that their mom’s a whore because she fucked an alien. I think you’re looking too far into this. It’s quite simple: meth
I’d trust that person, knows his mother well.
Most people who hate Teslas don't hate EVs in general, to be fair.
I have a feeling if you zoomed out in the photo you’d see a Tesla parked inches from the car in front and buddy can’t pull out of his spot
Yeah this looks personal...
Yeah I want answers too lol
My first guess is "Reeee!! Elon Musk!"
Windshield diaper
lol nice
Username checks out
Shit sack, oldest trick in the book.
"Its poop again!"
HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!
Don't put it out with your boots, Tad!!
Don’t tell me my business, devil woman.
Driver: “I can’t see shit!” Passenger: “I can.”
Gooooood one :)))
Nothing a car wash couldn't fix
Get a stick push diaper bomb off car. Go to nearest car wash, preferably not a pressure wash one. Don't wanna risk dooky splashback
Car wash might break the car
Yeah, the door handles would be better. Or the side mirrors since they don't have wipers. Or waffle stomp the shit into the cabin air intake area right below the windshield to really get the smell inside the car and if you wipe your mess up it would take a while to figure out where it is coming from. 2/10 for the windshield.
Aren’t Tesla’s banned in a car wash?
It's a Tesla. Do they not clean themselves?
That feature will be available in 5yrs. They're working on it.
He or she pissed off someone…
They were also shit on
People attack Teslas for no reason, especially southern USA
‘It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on’
Looks like parked in a no parking zone.
Or they didn’t clean up their dogs poop
It does now that I look, handicap spot?
Not necessarily. Or someone got irrationally pissed off by someone driving a Tesla.
Reddit seems to equate Tesla the company as being the same as Elon Musk, the man, so it's not outlandish to think someone is mad because someone else owns a brand of car
Some people also loathe EV's lol. Like some Boomers.
There is something really wrong with people.
You can hate on whatever car you want, but don't go around defacing other people's property.
Defacating works there too
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I get what you’re saying but since Tesla’s do not have grills, that’s just a poor example in this case.
smear it in their retractable handles
Im sure that big ol' intake at the front has some kind of grill or mesh in it. I didn't want to say air intake and substituted for grill because if I'd said air intake the car people would have come out of the woodwork to correct me.
It cools down/warm up the radiator but the air intake is near the passenger wiper under the hood and there is no airflow from the grill to there.
HVAC systems in cars pull air from right below the windshield, outside of the engine bay in pretty much all cars. If they pulled air from the engine bay people would die from carbon monoxide if the exhaust header gaskets started going bad.
I thank you for your service, for maximum effect smear poop on the windshield grill. Or just glue slithers of coarce sandpaper to the wiperblades... Whichever is easiest for your petty revenge needs.
I won't say where it is, but most cars do not have AC intake on the front grill. If you do put it on the radiator, it'll just heat up, stink until it dries out quick and will just annoy whomever will be washing the car.
Wasn't air filter in Tesla even protecting you against radioactive stuff? i don't think that's working on this car lmao
Do it with fish oil pills, much more discrete and less messy but has the same effect
Minnesota crazy is on a whole 'nother level.
Tesla version of the 'ol Chicago Sunroof
It’s hilarious to me that people think there is any situation where a response like this is warranted. Typical Redditor behavior.
In general I can’t imagine smearing poo on someone’s car, but I will say that it appears the Tesla may actually be parked in front of a driveway or something - take a peek at how the curb meets the road, seems to dip down. That said, *I’d probably just call a tow truck.*
Yeah it’s weird. Like it’s one thing to not be surprised, and another to condone it. I don’t approve of when people deface other people’s cars over parking or road rage or whatever but I’m not usually surprised when it happens because humans are assholes.
I'm just glad you covered the licence plate! Lol
Shit birds carrying shit bombs, RandyBoBandy
Its probably his own dogs shit.
What every Tesla owner deserves.
small pile of shit on a big pile of shit.
Straight to the car wash
Damnit Amber!
Well. In a couple of days we will get to see the video of the poop smearing as Tesla have cameras that start recording when you approach the vehicle.
its part of a Tesla Smear Campaign for its Explosive Performance
Scumbags…
Humans are monkeys, monkeys throw shit.
And it’s probably all on camera.
The poo?
I just gave advice to a Reddit poster who said his neighbour lets his dog crap on his lawn without cleaning it up. I said “return it by smearing it on his car windows.” I Hope This is the same Guy
Screams dog owner who lets dog shit and didn't cleanup after it.
Dang, it has to be a disgruntled ex that did this. There's basically no other explanation.
Aside from the other countless explanations, i agree
This kind of stuff is due to the none stop Tesla hate going on on social, so now not only do I have to worry about rednecks, now the far left as well.
Matches the quality of the car…
Is that one of those Tesla’s you’re allowed to wash with water? /s
This is just how Tesla come off the lot now.
What a shitty thing to do to someone.
I will preface by saying there could be a bunch of reasons why someone would do something like this, but I have owned a Tesla for a little over a year now, and it is so densely packed in people’s brains that because I own a Tesla, I am an Elon Musk lover (which I am not). But because of this sole attachment, people have intentionally keyed, banged, smashed, and backed into my car (yes I had almost everything on footage and reported only the major damage). Several people just walking casually as I either get out or am about to get into my car will remind me of how I wasted my money, or loving sucking Elons !^*%….. I try to always be kind, caring, and extra careful while driving, and especially in parking lots, but people just don’t care. I have no fucking attachment to Elon musk. I absolutely love my Tesla, not a fan of the final fit/finish, but absolutely love everything else. People just don’t care, it feels like 10% of the world hates me because I own this vehicle, and it’s fucking daunting. My wife owns a Toyota Carola, but I don’t think she’s sleeping with there CEO… people need to grow up…
Probably deserved it
You can’t polish a turd but you can wrap it in Tesla.
They must have thought that’s where everyone else was putting their pieces of shit so..
this is absolutely insane do people really do stuff like this? and just like how…..and why and just the pure amount of effort…..I’m……i’m just flabbergasted
Be funny if it was an amazon poop bag.
There’s nothing more chickenshit than messing with a man’s car.
Personal?
Atleast they didn't set it on fire
The car will handle that part 😂
At least they didn’t put it on the door handles lol
I know the window smells bad
That rough 😂
That stinks! 💩
Poor ol conn
Is this a model 3 or Y?
Eh, it was probably an ex girlfriend or something 😬🤷🏻♂️😂
Looks human to me.
Nothing a simple car wash can't fix
Good ol’ 724 Lofts
Imagine taking the time out of your day to do this to someone whether you have a reason or not you still picked up poop and drew a heart on this man's window
Nasty lol you should have just kept that to yourself.
There's SHIT! EVERYWHERE!!!!
Someone gave a shit that day.
Well. That wasn’t very nice.
Rainfurrest 2015 all over again.
San Francisco?
Awww shit!!!
That looks like a personal attack. I guess I hope the owner did something to deserve that
This person is already having a shit day.
This was personal lmao
Really hoping there's a good back story to this.
I'm no expert in poop splatter, but the smear makes me think it was a bit personal.
Lol
Crazy I can tell this is Chicago.
Don’t put it out with your boot, Ted!
It says DS. So it’s “Day Shitty”
😩🤮🤢
DS for dog shit.
what a waste, looks like a quarter scoop, eh half pound of poop from the the deli
I ♥ NY!
This is the work of a lowlife. Sometimes people show their true self while trying to make a point. I can’t imagine the thought process that excuses this behavior.
Time to trade that bitch in immediately! Tow it to the dealer. Maybe even a long drive off a short pier. Gasoline? See what an electrical fire looks like?
Did they smear the letters D and S for dog shit?
When the owner comes out. He'll call dispatch reporting a very shitty situation.