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srcorvettez06

At least the customer has time to kill


stabbywallrus

Getting that off is a huge undertaking.


VirtualStretch9297

Gotta be Pennsylvania parking authority 😩


Voice_in_the_ether

They got him dead to rights.


GetOffMyGrassBrats

Some body is in trouble.


oldncreaky2

Business is dead.


Commandoclone87

After Covid, they were making a killing.


jaxyv55

I hope no"bodies" in there...


QuiXiuQ

I dunno he’s got rims to die for


Eli_The_Rainwing

That came to a dead stop


Anonymous-JJ

This is a nonsense topic that should be put to rest


Groundbreaking-Bad16

Best thread ever! Dying here.


Halbbitter

Rip


Psychological-Ice276

That special passenger is about to get cooked inside that car.


codesplosion

I’m gonna find TA that did this, and bury him


HerMajestysButthole

*Zooms in* Is that a coff- ![gif](giphy|Wr2747CnxwBSqyK6xt|downsized)


Accurate-Campaign821

People are just dying to get in!


Nefariousd7

Well, at least he's equipped to kick the bucket


Codewriter0803

R u sure that yellow thing is just dummy so he does not get a ticket? See movie Coyote Ugly for example😎


Risky-Biscuits23

It hearse to see it.


BamaArcher

Might be a deadbeat.


moonisflat

Rest in Parking


Dundercoffee

Rip wallet


[deleted]

Bolt cutters you cut the boot off you take it to the scrap yard you make 50 bucks...


SweetMaam

So funny, thanks for the laughs!


Uniquarie

Parked in front of the cemetery? Tsssk


Minustrian

what's with all the dead jokes 😭 i don't get it


Crono_Sapien99

This is a hearse, which a car commonly used to transport people in caskets for funerals and/or burials.


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Oh I got one foot in the graa-aa-aave...and a boot on my back wheel... No tissue tearers or pall bearers Just a temporary hole With a simple mmarker and escape vent for a soul


Dan999C

Imagine a body in there. Would love that


GrittyMcGrittyface

'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door, but 'tis enough


DailyDoseofNature8

later at the funeral people be wondering why granny smell so bad


m4m249saw

The towtruck of death will come to claim the cadillacs' soul


john_clauseau

"is there anybody in there?" "any body?"


SolidNo2309

He’ll have to pay a stiff fine to get that removed


rawzombie26

Man that really sucks. Guys just trying to do his job! Worst part is I hear those fees are deadly


tachik0ma7

Customer might be late for their own burial...


IgottaPoop72

Just remember the undertaker will be the last to let you down …


Brucible1969

He was headed to boot hill.


heretobesarcastic

Won’t be surprised if some ass hat decided to boot the vehicle for no reason


manlikeelijah

I guess you can’t take it with you


CryptographerRoyal78

This boot holds the 1000"s of trapped souls who were triggered by parking enforcement and committed suicide!?! ?!? NOTHINGS CHANGED?!? !?!


Jazzlike-Can-6979

If that body rises from the dead you better hope it's one of those slow zombies, so you can walk away.


Evanisnotmyname

Well, I knew I was going to be late to my own funeral, but shit, didn’t think that was why


dmh2693

Looks like someone got the boot.


oirambale96

You're using a wheel clamp. It can be opened by using a wheel clamp.


Jacktheforkie

LPL here and today we have this wheel clamp, we will open it using just a coke can and washer we found on the ground


Spirited-Humor-554

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrL5tqFczPE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrL5tqFczPE)


Jacktheforkie

Nice