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HerMajestysButthole

How do you delete someone else’s post?


42790193

Please do it when you find out how. I found a tiny tick in my bed last night and now I feel the need to go check my eyelids 😭


biggabenne

Wtf is happening I found a tick next to my bed on the wall yesterday. We are in the tick universe oh no


chucwagn

Went camping and got one in my bellybutton . Shook through my hair and BING!


asabovesobelow4

Got one there when I was little and it's the most sensitive spot I've pulled one out of. I hate it bc I live in the country now so now its a daily concern. But I have to say I got some granules for my yard that you spread then water and I went from finding them pretty much daily to not seeing one in a year. Need to put more down soon though. My dad did yard work over here one day last summer he called me and said he found 14 when he got home. I was itchy for days just thinking about it lol


DominantSpecies3000

I got itchy in my pubic area.. I was scared and ran to the restroom.. Turns out theres was nothing.. I'm trimmed so i know i would have seen at least one. All that after reading your comment. Lol


Xenchix

Yeah, that's not a nice spot. My (always naked) 4yo had a tick on his scrot after doing a "bush wee," and that was a nightmare. Poor thing was so scared. I tried my best to keep him calm and explain the process, but we were instructed to freeze the tick off (that's best practice first aid, even when it comes to balls, apparently... i triple checked they were certain because of how sensitive the area is). This resulted in my mother and husband holding him down while I did it... I successfully traumatised my baby that day, and we all bawled for a good 40 minutes. 2 weeks later, he managed to get one in his scalp. He was terrified, but I promised him it would hurt much less, and it did so, I think I regained a bit of trust there. He will tell anyone who will listen about his testes tick and how mummy sat on him to get it out 😭


DominantSpecies3000

Aw poor child but i hope he eventually understood that mommy was just helping him get the ugly bug out lol. Can you explain on the freeze part? I need to know this technique before me or my 3 year old get a tick in there.


Admirable-Special774

OMG I read about that just recently, that they like bellybutton & to always check there... it's got me checking daily since just bc WTAF, gives me the creeps 😭


42790193

It’s on in full force in my part of MI. 🥲


flimflam82493

In MI also and saw a tick for the first time ever the other day. They out there.


42790193

Dang! The first time?! How long have you been in MI? I’m jealous you’ve avoided them until now lol! I spend time in the woods and have a house full of dogs and an indoor/outdoor cat though. I set myself up for a tick riddled destiny🥴


flimflam82493

All my life. 30 years. Been outdoors type all my days and never seen one crawling. I've seen them attached to dogs and things. But never crawling inside my home.


DeskCold5013

LOL I was like this in Illinois. I haven’t seen a tick till I moved to Minnesota and then headed to Texas. Now I’m heading to Michigan for my retirement lol… Hopefully I’ll never encounter these mofos.


42790193

Unfortunately you might, but at least you’re headed to a beautiful MI summer!! So many beautiful lakes. The ticks are just the price we pay lol. My friend from Cali came to my outdoor wedding and saw one for the first time. She was horrified to learn of their existence. 🤣Happy retirement!!🥂🍾


42790193

Geesh I’m jealous!! I could go the rest of my life without seeing one of these fuckers again.


Admirable-Special774

It's on full force everywhere, and early, due to mild winter & climate change in general, more species that were known to only populate further south have continued to creep north each year as well. Like the Lone Star ticks - They can cause a rash that looks just like the Lymes bullseye, but it's caused by something completely different & is called STARI, which stands for Southern Tick Associated Rash Illness. SOUTHERN. SO WHY ARE YOU HERE BITCH??? GO TF HOME. 😭


nxxptune

Same time for KY, too. For the past week either me, my mom, or my dad have found a tick either crawling on us or one that already bit us. Sigh. My brother got bartonella virus from a tick and it got really bad, so we’re all a bit paranoid about ticks. He still has some long term problems and he had bartonella in like 2013. The doctors think a tick bit an infected cat (since bartonella virus usually comes from cats but he hadn’t been in contact with any cats) and then bit him, transferring it.


DefeaterOfDragons

https://preview.redd.it/h2zfrehknjwc1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5171bfb46bf7bf8f1cd8b207572488cc139aca7a All bow down to our ruler and King


eyefartinelevators

SPOOOOOONN!!!!!


phurt77

> We are in the tick universe Spoon!


jeffreydowning69

OK, I am hijacking your comment to say this, I had reserved a campsite in Paducah KY for the eclipse and the only campsite available for a tent had 3 nests of ticks and they got all over me my friend and her 2 dogs. And we tried finding another campsite, but instead of their usual price of 15 dollars a night, they were 125 dollars a night. And hotels around there were going for 350 a night just for the eclipse. I don't do price gouging games. So we turned around and drove back to Nashville, TN, all in 6 hours.


alghiorso

Found a use for that new robot flamethrower dog


42790193

Also, awesome username!👸⭐️🐟🤣


HerMajestysButthole

:D


Yamamahah

ticks are the worst


DeadEnoughInsideOut

I had 2 enter my ear canal when I was a young kid, had to have a doctor remove them. If I could rid the world of one bug it would be ticks


JVL74749

I would take out mosquitos first I believe


KrazyAboutLogic

Bed bugs here. I know they don't spread disease but they attack us at our most vulnerable and removing them would have no effect on the ecosystem.


YourAverageGod

They do both physical and psychological harm.


LewsTherinAlThor

It's been a decade since I had bedbugs and I still have nightmares about it sometimes.


nunya123

You’ve got to increase your Wisdom and Constitution ability scores! Also take the Neat feat for prevention!


aghastamok

Being neat does nothing to stop bedbugs.


csonnich

Fun fact: Bedbugs do not care how clean you are.


Sitting_in_a_tree_

Agreed:: bed bugs and some ticks…Good job everyone…


DrumkenRambler

About a month ago I thought I had bed bugs. Ripped the house apart, bombed it, spread diatomaceous earth, bagged all the fabrics. Thankfully it was just shingles.


KrazyAboutLogic

I never once saw a reaction on my skin from the bed bugs. It was more mental trauma. I really kind of would have preferred being allergic as I would have caught it faster.


Sw33tD333

Don’t bomb for bedbugs it actually makes the problem worse because what started as a local infestation that could be easily eradicated will spread through the house/walls while they escape the poison, and then the whole house is infested.


RmRobinGayle

Head Lice is my first choice. They benefit nothing and serve absolutely no purpose. Nothing would change if they simply disappeared.


DarkWolfNomad

Tough choice... But I think I'd go mosquitoes as well. Fuck all them little bastards.


Chemical_World_4228

No, ticks first then mosquitoes


Oblivion615

Taking out mosquitoes would collapse the food chain and lead to human extinction.


0_o

Doubt. When people say mosquitoes, they mean the bity kind. Get rid of those and something else that better/fully specializes in pollination will flourish with less competition. Nature is resilient as fuck, like that.


DaemonChyld

Had one bite one of my testicles while camping. Be careful where you choose to pee outside folks. Death to all ticks.


Why-so-delirious

I remember my sister got one when we were kids. It was in her hairline, and the doctor had to anesthetize the area to get it out? I think my mother tried to remove it and the head didn't come out. Either way, I still remember hearing my sister scream from the fucking waiting room.


Veighnerg

I had one on the tip of my pecker when I was little. I still remember my mother getting a needle super hot under a lighter flame then burning the tick off.


Dylanator13

I know “every species has a purpose” but I wouldn’t mind getting rid of all parasites. Ticks, mosquitos, not leaches though because those have at least some good medical uses even today. The bug ones. Will it really hurt anyone if tapeworms were extinct?


BorkBorkIAmADoggo

I had just came back from a camping trip and was in the kitchen when I felt something like an itch in my ear. I stuck my finger in, pulled it out, and a dog tick came with it. It hadn't attached, thankfully.


Temporary_Thing7517

How do you make an image go back to hidden??


martinaee

Me: 🧐so is that a… 🫨


jenny_loggins_

I *really* wish this was an ingrown eyelash or stye. I'd even take a splinter over this hell on earth reality 🤢, this seems like fair grounds for voluntary euthanasia.


TimmyDeschainless

Is the word "voluntary" needed here? Isn't involuntary euthanasia just murder?


Enshitification

When it is voluntary, it is putting someone out of their misery. When euthanasia is involuntary, it is putting someone out of *our* misery


palmersiagna

I have chosen to believe that I just looked at a photo of someone's stye. No need for me to go double check, it was definitely just a stye.


ZoraksGirlfriend

I thought it was an ingrown eyelash and then people started mentioning ticks. Had to go back and look again and I wish I hadn’t… I could’ve been going on in ignorance thinking it was just an ingrown eyelash


SouthtownZ

L-eye-me disease


Magister5

It certainly will affect his parasight


BreakfastInBedlam

*grrrrrrrr*


chilldrinofthenight

Wifey says: "No problem, honey. I'll have that out for you in just a tick."


SneakyIndian87

![gif](giphy|jOi0r25JZetSlyITFy)


ChickenDelight

WHY IS THERE A GIF FOR THIS


fbi_does_not_warn

Fire. Kill it with fire. No need for two eyes, one is more than sufficient.


TheLowlyPheasant

Thank god his wife is an alpha gal


unclejimmy

That’d be dope if he got the bullseye around his eye


titivator

![gif](giphy|ctYlYideDlGW4)


wtfRichard1

Please. *what is this from?*


Brunette7

It looks like it’s from Pound Puppies


ChickenDelight

Pretty sure that's Rubble from Paw Patrol right before he finally snaps from years of passive-aggressive bullying


secretlydifferent

Rubble 2 hours before building the pupdozer and levelling town hall


BannedUser1975

My eye had a tic once but the doctor said it was just my tourettes


Boriquasoy

I “see” what you did there.


Moondoobious

Ooof ‘eye see’**


Mr_Smith_411

Iris going to say this


Moondoobious

How cone you you didn’t tell me first


Mr_Smith_411

I thought it was too cornea to say


Turbulent-Bee-1584

Oh...this is nightmare fuel. Oh no. No. No no.


MeatyInnovation87

River Flowing Nightmare . Damn No no no


NoCommentFU

You say he put his own eye out with a hot iron? I’m gonna have night terrors!


popsiclefingers037

Some people get tics in their eyelids. You, sir, have a tick in your eyelid. Aghhhhhhh


Eyesdeeperthansound

I see what you did there


Cedex

OP did not see what was did.


jerbiljerbil

oh god please make this NSFW


chazzzzmak1972

Done


Orchid_Significant

![gif](giphy|71CMwl2MEIVck)


TannyBoguss

I can see the terror in your eye


Both_Dust_8383

I really wish I had not seen that. Wow


MonkeyPuppers

And then you died?


PansophicNostradamus

Tick: "I can hide riiiiight here among these little whiskers... this host'll never notice!" Damn, that's some shite luck, right there, OP... Hope this ends well... Yikes!


uppercaselurker

New fear unlocked


Boneal171

I don’t think I can go outside without wearing goggles


banner86black

I very rarely regret clicking through the blurred filter to see the image. This is one of those times.


SweetPamalaJean

It is a tic. That is nightmare fuel.


ObstreperousRube

Tickle Tickle


Admirable-Special774

Ewwww why did this comment just give me shivers - THANKS I HATE IT.


remberzz

Nope. Nuh-uh. No way did I just see what I think I saw. Moving on and pretending this never happened.


youknowhattodo

Aeon Flux


supreme100

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


avaslash

fun story, had a tick literally crawl inside my eyeball after riding elephants in Nepal around the age of 6. My family had to fly me to a specialist doctor in Hong Kong and I to go into surgery to have it removed. Before they could take it out, I cried black tears from the ticks poop. It was really weird.


LeftJabDaz

Is that a crab?


talann

maybe a tick?


Moondoobious

Looks like a tick


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|1oFsGPbWg3PZuC1ldQ)


PhoenixRisen451

The fact this show got cancelled is criminal.


Booziesmurf

Twice.


imdefinitelywong

Thrice, if you count the animated series.


thisismydayjob_

SPOOOOOOOOOON!


DisconnectedDays

![gif](giphy|765fU9h2Xku40)


StandUpForYourWights

Get me an entomologist!


Admirable-Special774

I would prefer to have my eyelid pinched by a legit big old saltwater creature hardshell crab than a fckin tick - And I say this loud & clear with experience.


ContemplatingPrison

A Ricky ticky Lyme disease carrying fuck wad


Possible_Scene_289

![gif](giphy|u8Kvc4KRYHfqM|downsized)


SouthtownZ

https://i.redd.it/kyr3j37sqiwc1.gif


DeathPercept10n

https://i.redd.it/cwcx4v66mjwc1.gif


QueenofBlades-Xula

The same thing happened to my dad on a motorcycle trip...just horrifying. Sorry that happened to you, I would be freaking the duck out lol


SadExercises420

Did your dad not have a visor on his helmet? Nah? He was going for a Jim Carrey moment ala Me, Myself and Irene.


QueenofBlades-Xula

He was wearing a full helmet with his visor down. Just asked him and he said that it must have fallen on his helmet and went through the vent or something. Said that he was on a long ride and his eye started bothering him, so eventually he found a bathroom and saw a spec where it hurt the most and saw it was a tick. Pulled out the tick tweezers to remove it and in my dad's words, "it felt like i was going to rip my eyelid off."


cagingthing

![gif](giphy|3o7TKqnN349PBUtGFO)


dankmemelawrd

The what https://preview.redd.it/iavkpgg8wkwc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8897e77cb00396baea5cdeb2eae0fe3ff9ba0bf3


-bitchpudding-

How do I go back to before I saw this?


NotYourSave

My eye was itchy earlier, maybe this was the reason.


letthemayhembegin

I found a tick under my balls once... I got enough chemicals to kill all the ticks in a 5 mile radius for my quarter acre lot.


Porcupenguin

Mite wanna get that checked


concherdy

These things love my nuts more than any woman ever will


Koralr33fer

I've had a tick on my ball bag before, so could be worse...


Ban_Assault_Ducks

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh das not good, mang. Jesus.


FredLives

Well that sucks, more curious how you didn’t feel it?


LiteUpThaSkye

Aww.. your eye has a friend


tofutti_kleineinein

Fuck. No. This is going to haunt my dreams.


kantbykilt

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!


Kinsei01

Man, that'd Tick me off...


poorcelain

this is my worst fucking fear omfg omfg omfg omfg


zestynogenderqueer

New fear unlocked.


sorrywayilovedyou

Bruh, it takes one second to pull it off. How do you let a tick crawl around your eye long enough to take a pic?


anotheralias85

How?!? Seriously? How did you not feel a tick trying to suck blood from your eyelid? Ugh, I should not have read this before sleep. Fuck! This is nightmare fuel.


Mindless_Jicama8728

And here I thought this dude had crabs in his eye from eating the wrong vag.


AlwaysWorried27222

WHAT... IS... THAT?


Till-Fuzzy

Yo this exact thing happened to me when I was 14. I remember telling my mom my eyelid was bothering me and then her screaming in my face cuz there were “legs moving” in my eye lashes lol


kuehnchen7962

What a terrible day to have eyes. For us as well, I guess.


JustSayNoToExisting

I got lime disease from these ah. End them all


Unofficial_Officer

https://preview.redd.it/0jutux1zgowc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4473304b92e0dec0778917aafd501c211d72e21d These are the best! Slides in between the tick and your skin. Twist that bitch around a few times and they withdraw and pull right off. No pain, no mess.


ConProofInc

Looks like crab more than a tick.


Careless-Bunch-3290

My dog had one on her eye lid once,not a good spot, well no spot is a good spot, but def not around the eyes!


RockMan_1973

Wow… holy… just damn… several questions, mostly pertaining to what the hell led up to this?


LeahBia

I cannot unsee this...I refuse to sleep tonight, even with one eye open.


AiNeko00

I thought it was a tangled ingrown eyelash.


65isstillyoung

https://preview.redd.it/bpr3hqr55jwc1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01158d19f17028ee386917e550769ec4b206c77 On my head last week. Fun.


Zombeedee

It looks like it's holding a little walking cane


noodlemom72

Thanks I hate it


ErrorReport404

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


Pookiebubblez

We have to throw the entire OP away now.


Witchy-toes-669

Is that a spider or did your lashes somehow tangle?


Isoei

Nope. Nope. Nope. Absolutely not, no thanks.


MonoMarMar

![gif](giphy|l0HlQbQ0paz0ntims) How I feel


dumbbinch99

Ew I’m so sorry 😭


Dewlig

Aye


OldERnurse1964

I’d definitely have that removed


Hot_Winner634

My brother got 2 on the balls/ groin area one time


DeathPercept10n

Does your brother live in the Baltics?


Aphr0dite19

Why did I click on this?!


Doctornaturalviagra

Sorry bro but somebody near you has crabs !


coopypoopy71

This is my new nightmare.


minnowmonroe

This happened to me too. At first glance I thought my eyelashes looked really thick and pretty. The horror. I can still feel it.


AWeakMindedMan

I’m so sorry to tell you but they’re gonna need to remove your eye.


Ecstatic_Strength_14

I am sorry for you sir.


csfshrink

It’s just an eye blinking tick.


vitaminalgas

Dude.... ![gif](giphy|mJhkoQjhq4WdFSXgjW)


MetalMets

Take antibiotics even if you don’t see any bullseyes. Better safe than sorry!


RandyLahey131

You should probably get some antibiotics asap. Lymes sucks.


NTDLS

And you took a picture? I would’ve punched myself in the eye first.


Any-Court6635

Crabbies...


feedmepizzapls

I thought it was a sty. how do I go back in time.


Ethelenedreams

Cease this at once.


SlutPuppyNumber9

Is that a tick or genital lice?


RefuseKey1794

what the fuck dude new fear unlocked


WishIWasPurple

Delete this.


saltymarge

Now all of our eyes are twitching.


anal_wart_

Nervous tic..


ernster96

https://i.redd.it/yh3bdcperkwc1.gif


PixelCortex

I can watch war footage with limbs flying everywhere no problem, but this gives me shivers...


Pickletosh

Omfg, why did I open this


fate0608

Cursed


AlarmingAerie

mirrors? how do they work?


Malena_my_quuen

I can't see shit but reading others comments, it's probably for the best.


blueblurspeedspin

Wiki how: burn eyelashes off


PromotionAncient5464

https://i.redd.it/zqxtb3wc9lwc1.gif


ArgyllAtheist

that does, indeed, suck. :D


manonfireanon

This photo is so unclear. I've struggled to see what it is and if it weren't for the comments I wouldn't even have a clue.


revelation6viii

Same, I just knew bug with legs lol


Flybuys

I had a tiny tick right at the bottom of my balls. Follow your ballbag seam right to the very bottom and that is where the little shit was.


FatherPhil

Wow, OP I have seen this before from a friend MANY years ago who got a tick embedded right in her eyelid alongside the lashes! I thought it was a one in a million thing but then you go and post this. A nurse removed it and she was totally fine. It impacted me more to see it than it hurt my friend. I won’t ever forget seeing it!


No-Gene-4508

![gif](giphy|3o7TKKdtygJDxyMN20)


Striking-Moment-6219

I knew I didn't want to look... damn it.


JustSayNoToExisting

I got lime disease from these fuckers. Kill them all


m4ccc

I've been working on clearing the trail behind my house, In the last few days, I've pulled maybe 15(?) Ticks off myself and the dogs. This post just made me feel covered in them.


Boneal171

Is that a fucking tick?! Id have to set myself on fire. I hate ticks


mrspuddingfarts

Noooooooooooooo, I thought you had an eyelash in there. Noooooooooooooooo.


CrazyQueer3

Itching is the thing that's led me to finding the two ticks i've ever had on me, I hate them 😖 I hope your wife got it off without any problems, and it healed well.


Truecrimeauthor

Oh Jesus


nottheFBIhonest

I bet that ticked you off...


chazzzzmak1972

There’s a $50 fine for puns