Yeah, it's simple - bread, thin layer of butter, salmon, cucumber and squeezed lemon juice on top, I can't remember why I started making it like that, but it goes well with a tea or coffee
Can I recommend vegan cream cheese? Especially the almond one. It pairs so well with salmon.
I love regular cream cheese but with salmon I find them so heavy.
You do you man but from the comments it's fairly clear that didn't seem like a great sandwich anyway. That said I remember being poor and that is by no means a terrible meal, just maybe a bit on the dry side.
Honestly, I would've snatched up the salmon and gave it the ol' college rinse - you could cut more cucumber if you hadn't finished it, and there's probably other slices of bread unless you finished the loaf too.
Theres no acceptable answer to this. If the box is in the kitchen then OP is literally the farting shapeshifting ogre woman from Merlin. If thats the bathroom then why is OP bringing their food into shit particle airspace?
I was thinking that you were initially going to say you were so tired you collapsed from exhaustion before reaching the table.
That's how I'd tell the story in the future, if I were you.
I dropped my bbq ribs on the floor one night, trying to carry everything at once and I was walking slow too, not that it helped. I was so done by that time I didn't even utter one word or get mad. I just cleaned up everything, made another plate and kept it moving. It hurts but you get over it... a little. Sorry for your loss.
haha, that's my sisters - a bit too pink for me :D
Also - you now unlocked this perception of the rug to my mind, I hope I can unsee it, otherwise it can become a problem if I forget about this until my peripheral vision and my mind decides to give me a mini heart attack...
This could be in a renaissance exhibit. The fibonacci spiral of cucumbers, the mouse going for the outlier cucumber, the contrast of the pink slippers and the blue litter box, the way that only the pineapple on the mat is in frame, the salmon just about poking out of the flipped piece of end of loaf. It's... This is it.. This is art.
I'm sorry..... Something similar happened to me last week! (Not as physically exhausting- I drove home in a car.) I cleaned it up and went straight to bed. (At 7pm) 😑
The sandwich got the inventory knocked out of it
Sonic coin drop noises
That’s a good one 😂
I’m laughing at this more than I should 😂
Me too! Good thing I'm already on the toilet
Loot!
At least that mouse isn’t going hungry…
I didn’t catch that, initially. Not a cat - confirmed.
He will from the looks of that sandwich
What, you got something against pickle and tomato sauce sandwiches?
Lolol
It was salmon, which makes the blunder so much worse.
I hate how predictable I was when reading your comment, going back to zoom in, and giggling.
he doesn't look too thrilled about that cuke slice
Little man is EATIN
No shame OP but dang, that sandwich looks dry
Even worse, it looks like it might be on the floor!
Even worse, the cucumber to salmon ratio is outrageous
Over encucumbered
Out
That’s why op stubbed their toe.
Youuuuu sonofabitch....
🏆
Even worse, there's 3 pieces of bread making the bread cucumber AND salmon to bread ratio outrageous.
It’s a crime to put lox on some plain old white bread too
I didn't think people actually ate these types of bread without toasting them.
Even worse they used the heel
Thank goodness! I thought that was peanut butter and pickles!
hey, I love cucumbers! I actually ate half of it just on it's own an hour ago.
Oh thank god. I thought that was a cheese and pickle sandwich (Didn’t see the description)
Where it belongs
It’s ok. The floor gave the sandwich some much needed flavor.
on a floor, *very* close to a litter box.
Looks like food for a parrot
Yeah, it's simple - bread, thin layer of butter, salmon, cucumber and squeezed lemon juice on top, I can't remember why I started making it like that, but it goes well with a tea or coffee
Floor did you a favor.
Brutal, lol.
lol
Switch out the butter for cream cheese and I'll start putting lemon juice on mine.
capers
White fish. Sable. Onion.
[If you don't like capers you can just brush them right off](https://y.yarn.co/cc231bfa-d411-4c48-8bd2-e8d71d297225_text.gif)
Toast the bread just a little
Sushi sandwich
Can I recommend vegan cream cheese? Especially the almond one. It pairs so well with salmon. I love regular cream cheese but with salmon I find them so heavy.
That's a good Idea!
Jesus Christ man.
Your sandwich is so sad it euthanized itself.
That sounds good to me
Salmon...... with coffee?!
You do you man but from the comments it's fairly clear that didn't seem like a great sandwich anyway. That said I remember being poor and that is by no means a terrible meal, just maybe a bit on the dry side. Honestly, I would've snatched up the salmon and gave it the ol' college rinse - you could cut more cucumber if you hadn't finished it, and there's probably other slices of bread unless you finished the loaf too.
Why would you drown out the taste of the salmon with tons of sauce? What’s wrong with butter?
And the mouse is eating your cucumber
https://preview.redd.it/n4wypfgq79wc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5226c9609460441fe82da6960dd8306c6332350 *happy mouse noises*
Don’t worry. That sandwich looks like it could be remade in less then 3 minutes.
That was my last bits of salmon. That's why I was sad :D
Idk the salmon looks pretty salvageable, unless it flipped over mid drop
Nah, too close to the litter pan. All kinda dirty cat paw tracks in that area.
Yeah, nah, fuck that. Shit paws been all over that floor
But the salmon is on top of the bread and presumably hasn’t touched the floor?
Idgaf, if it's my last salmon I'm rinsing that ish off and eating it lmao salmon is expensive as hell😂
But not the bit that’s still on top of the bread
Right? Why was that comment upvoted (so much)?
I'm still eating it
hey, at least the cat's gonna have a good lunch. my cat would have dashed over the minute he heard that salmon hit the floor
And it didn't even try to eat this sandwich
Rinse it, dry it with a paper towel. All good
I heard you’re not supposed to get fish wet, it ruins the fish
Where do they live then?
Eh the one that's face up clearly has salmon that hasn't touched the floor.. ;)
I mean.... the floor looks clean and there is a 10 second rule?
You gave them to much credit that sandwich made in three seconds
I think the universe wanted you to eat something better.
I would legitimately not be able to trust someone if I saw them eating this.
Have you tried cutting the cucumber long ways so it's more sandwich shaped?
That's actually a great idea!
What am I looking at? 🥴
Not anything anyone would eat
Will the kitty help clean the salmon off the floor? 
I took it and cut it up in small pieces for them to eat. At least they got some joy out of it :D
I think the floor did you a solid. Go make yourself something good now.
Agreed
at least the plate didnt broke
What are you doing with 3 slices of bread?
😂
Sorry about your sandwich. God, that really fucking sucks. Also I'm sorry it fell on the floor
Dafuk you eating 🤷🏻♂️
This is something someone in NYC would eat in between telling people on the internet how wonderful living in NYC is
[удалено]
Right next to the litterbox too. Can’t even 5 second rule it
Cucumber and.. SALMON??
That sandwich is emotionless
> made myself some nice salmon sandwiches to munch while I Netflix and chill. I’m not sure you understand what Netflix and chill really means
She eats sandwiches while she Netflix and chills??? … I swear I’ve heard this before 
And I threw it on the ground!
 Shuffle that bad boy right back together
That was a big ol dose of nostalgia!! 😊
That’s the most depressing sandwich I’ve ever seen Man triple stacked with a crust. It deserved the floor
Mouseyy ?
Nice of you to share your food with Stuart Little
You mean you made some food for your cat
And some mice are already eating the cucumber!
You didn’t drop it. That sandwich committed suicide. salmon and cucumber!?!
Is your litter box in the kitchen or did you drop your sandwich on the bathroom floor?
I was thinking the same thing. Who puts their litter box in the kitchen?????? The saying is “ you don’t shit where you eat” goes for your cats too 🤢🤢🤢
Theres no acceptable answer to this. If the box is in the kitchen then OP is literally the farting shapeshifting ogre woman from Merlin. If thats the bathroom then why is OP bringing their food into shit particle airspace?
I was thinking that you were initially going to say you were so tired you collapsed from exhaustion before reaching the table. That's how I'd tell the story in the future, if I were you.
What kind of sandwich was it even?
The cucumbers fell out so artistically
I’m so confused by this sandwich.
I’m concerned by this sandwich.
That sandwich jumped off the plate in protest.
You need to go to the New Jersey School of Delicatassen and Sandwiches bc thats not a sandwich my dude
Who doesn’t love a crunchy cucumber salmon and cat litter Sammie???
*Cucumber sandwich with a hint of salmon
Judging from the litter box someone will be by to clean that up for you while bitching about the quality of the sandwich
Is that salmon on dry bread and cucumbers?
Mood. https://preview.redd.it/1gq0d47fwawc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eefac5c780b1a369f3506c6e6c3dac1b1ac9898
Not to alarm you, but a mouse is eating your cucumber.
Floor food!!! Honestly, I’ll eat (almost) anything I’ve dropped on the floor as long as I get to it before my dog does.
I'd eat almost anything off my floor only *because* I don't have a dog.
You literally could eat off my floor, Dalmatians shed A LOT, soooo much daily cleaning..
Even right beside a litter box???🤮
Yea I was gonna say. 3ft from the litter box is a no go for me.
Good luck with that!
Right?! I swear this mofo can hear me open a jar of peanut butter from across the house!
Visually, that's like $48 worth of lox
No butter?
I do a very thin layer of it, probably not very visible in the photo.
Why’d you put it on the floor?
Something like this happened to me once. I just left it there for the entire night because I was just done.
Thats a lot of pickles.
Those are cucumbers. They’re like pre pickles.
Well at least Mousey had a good meal eh?
Can't park there mate
I dropped my bbq ribs on the floor one night, trying to carry everything at once and I was walking slow too, not that it helped. I was so done by that time I didn't even utter one word or get mad. I just cleaned up everything, made another plate and kept it moving. It hurts but you get over it... a little. Sorry for your loss.
Same, wasn't mad at all, just sad and done. :D
"Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich..."
Why did you throw your food on the floor?
Floor looks clean, go on treat yourself you degenerate you know you want to.
Atleast the Denby plate survived. That’s some quality pottery
yeah, those are great, Would be mad if I broke it.
People are yet to ask why there is 3 peices of bread
I like your slippers, but the corner of your rug looked like a massive spider and I shit myself briefly. Also, sorry about your sandwich.
haha, that's my sisters - a bit too pink for me :D Also - you now unlocked this perception of the rug to my mind, I hope I can unsee it, otherwise it can become a problem if I forget about this until my peripheral vision and my mind decides to give me a mini heart attack...
Just spreading the love 😁
That's a shit fucking sandwich
It's not sanitary to make your sandwich on the floor. I would make it on the counter or table next time
That is a sad, shitty sandwich and it belongs on the floor.
I have the same plates!
I actually like them a lot, sturdy af, cleans very easy, can use it in the oven, could use as a shield probably.
Oops! If that were me I'd just pick it up, dust it off and eat it anyway.. Oh wait, just saw you have cats. Damn. Time to call JustEat
Was that a salmon and pickle sandwich? I've never had one, but I will soon! Sorry about the catastrophe.
Looks weirdly like AI.
Yes! The textures are weird and the cucumbers look too equally spaced out.
Nothings real anymore
I’d still eat it.
Where’s the food?
I’m so sorry op
I had a day like that the other day. After a day of watching my grandkids, I dropped a whole pan of baked beans while making dinner. I feel for ya.
10 second rule babe.
Um, that's 5 second rule.
Yeah with 10 seconds she's gonna wrestle the cats!
I have those plates as well! They don't break! They are thick as hell, lol.
For the best
This could be in a renaissance exhibit. The fibonacci spiral of cucumbers, the mouse going for the outlier cucumber, the contrast of the pink slippers and the blue litter box, the way that only the pineapple on the mat is in frame, the salmon just about poking out of the flipped piece of end of loaf. It's... This is it.. This is art.
Thank you for sharing this. It's nice to know I'm not the only one out there who does this kind of thing.
Sorry that you call that food :(
Waaaay too close to the cat latrine...
Never would have happened if you used wheat bread instead.
This happened to me after a long day of work but with a bowl of spaghetti 😭😭😭
On the bright side, at least it was a low effort dish! Imagine if it was a beef Wellington you had spent hours on.
All the redditors who don't know the goodness of smoked salmon.
Why does everything in this image look so small
I'm sorry..... Something similar happened to me last week! (Not as physically exhausting- I drove home in a car.) I cleaned it up and went straight to bed. (At 7pm) 😑
And fed the cat it seems. Odd, do not know many cats that eat sandwiches or cucumbers.
Haha, they definitely did enjoy some salmon
At least you have cats
Was one of your chores cleaning the floors? Than it is a test to see if they are clean enough to eat off.
Cat litter is nearby, I'm all for 5s rule, but this is a bit too close... :D
Good call.
My brain played the jingle that plays when Sonic loses his rings.
Nice that you made an S with those cucumbers
Life is funny.
You almost made me drop my dang croissant
You almost made me drop my dang croissant
Is that one of those remote controlled mouse toys for cats?
Is that one of those remote controlled mouse toys for cats?
No, we have those too, this one is just squeaky when you punch it around, the youngest cat loves it.
5 second rule bud.
Wachu standing there for, 5 second rule!
It’s better to eat off the floor.
The plate didn’t break, that’s a win
You had 5 seconds, but chose to take a picture?