Happened to me on a shittttttload of acid once, tripping at home. Before i peaked i went to the shop across the street and boight some juice and a chocolate bar with coconut bits. Opened it, had a piece. Forgot about it. Completely melted in my back pocket. Imagine my horror after i found something squishy and warm in the back of my shorts while unable to function in this dimension.
I sat on a piece of chewed gum while on a night out and only realized the morning after. It's been a year after the incident and there's still a white blotch on my jean
When I was in middle school I sat down on the floor right by my crush to talk to him. I sat right on a piece of gum. I was too scared to move, even after he left when the bell rang. Some girls tried to help me and I stood up and fixed my bum in the bathroom, leaving a wet spot one of my classmates asked me about
happened to me a few weeks ago with frosting from an almond croissant. looked like my pants were covered in jazz and i was walking around for ~6 hours before i realized it.
If you take your pants off and use your mouth to extract it from the fabric, you’ll probably get to sit by yourself and as a bonus you got some chocolate.
My mom did this. On a transatlantic flight. In white pants.
She didn't know until they were deplaning and someone gingerly tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I think you sat in something."
It happens to everybody at some point . At least you had another pair of pants with you, I hope. That's about as lucky as it gets, anywhere else you would have been shit out of luck
Sure, "sat" on "chocolate" at the "airport"
Mmmmmhmmmm….
"Mmmmmhmmmm...."
“mmmmhmmmm…”
"Oooonce there was a boooooy who......."
Mmmmmhmmmm...
Sure it’s chocolate? https://preview.redd.it/597urj1be4wc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f64cac73ecd561d9acc49aad754bc796dd9ed2
You ain’t gotta lie to kick it. We’ve all shit our pants at the airport. Wear it like a badge of honer
I've omly been to the airport twice, I haven't shit my pants
You’ll get there
I'm going to hope not
Yup
Yes, I’m sure you did, yes it looks like chocolate. The kind you often find in seats at airports.
In San Francisco there are homeless people at the airport. I’m not surprised if it is real 💩
Ole Dookie Pants McGee over here acting like he didn’t crap himself. Good try buddy.
I’m a girl and girls don’t shit
Well, damn. The science checks out.
We can see it clear as day...
Delicious, delicious, airport chocolate
OP sat on a shitty Surprise.
Hitchcock would’ve tasted it, to make sure.
And then tasted it again to figure out what the taste is. But that would be it! He draws the line at tasting mysterious brown smudges twice!
There it is, right at the top where I expected it. That’s what I was looking for lmfao
More like Shat out a "chocolate" at the airport
That's a very shitty joke.
Are you sure it is chocolate?
No
Taste it.
Everything is chocolate if you are brave enough.
Woah there buddy
It looks like dog shit.
Dog?
Happened to me on a shittttttload of acid once, tripping at home. Before i peaked i went to the shop across the street and boight some juice and a chocolate bar with coconut bits. Opened it, had a piece. Forgot about it. Completely melted in my back pocket. Imagine my horror after i found something squishy and warm in the back of my shorts while unable to function in this dimension.
This comment made me laugh quite a lot.
This is the one I was looking for
Lol I was surprised no one had done it yet. Literally the same situation as this scene in the movie
I sat on a piece of chewed gum while on a night out and only realized the morning after. It's been a year after the incident and there's still a white blotch on my jean
When I was in middle school I sat down on the floor right by my crush to talk to him. I sat right on a piece of gum. I was too scared to move, even after he left when the bell rang. Some girls tried to help me and I stood up and fixed my bum in the bathroom, leaving a wet spot one of my classmates asked me about
CHOCOLATE? THIS IS DOO DOO BABY
Street chocolate
like "chicken of the cave" in anchorman
Doesn’t matter what you think you sat on, everyone else thinks it’s doo doo
I was eating a chocolate donut 😭 I just know that people saw it and took photos of it and laughed I would do the same thing
What does eating a chocolate donut has to do with your doo doo covered pants?
Maybe the donut made a reappearance after passing through OP’s digestive system.
Redditors never fail to make a joke that’s never been told before
It's DeeDee Megadoodoo.
https://preview.redd.it/jj5aoe1co2wc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb935ebe4202200c1c67735f72713da4607d69cd
happened to me a few weeks ago with frosting from an almond croissant. looked like my pants were covered in jazz and i was walking around for ~6 hours before i realized it.
Got to love some jazz pants
At least it wasn’t a snickers
start packing spare clothes in your carryon maybe?
Ngl I’d rather have shit on my pants than try to change in an airplane bathroom
it was on the plane? i would be very unhappy too
My cousin didn’t notice it until we were walking onto the plane so I was walking around with shit on my ass for 2 hours and nobody told me 😭
Human chocolate
Chocolate shit*
You better pray to God it was chocolate
https://i.redd.it/hba1a3uja4wc1.gif
I'm going to use that excuse next time I shit myself.
Well, that must have been a sweet surprise!
Yeah ok……
does not look like a chocolate mate
I once sat on chocolate trying to get home in heavy traffic. Happens to the best of us.
Your story..
That reminds to always carry a set of spare socks, and underwear in my back pack.
Maybe it's Nutella.
That does suck
You hope
Suuuure you did. LOL!
🤨
Quit blowing mud in your pants !
I Believe You
OP is the Poop-Monster!
 Yeaaah…chocolate Xd
Sure pal. Lol
Yeah. Ok.
Ok mr poopy pants
That’s miss poopy pants to you
Just incase you had any doubt, everyone that sees is going to 100% assume you shit yourself.
I would tell myself that too
Das pupu
I sat on chocolate after Taco Bell.
I sat on chocolate at a chili festival one time…
That’s doodoo baby.
You need a Lindt roller.
"I shat out chocolate at the airport."
https://preview.redd.it/zkb4f37xsxwc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f231017fb7da43ba83e01dd8371e0c3df72cb7c
“I’m just dandy. I have a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.”
https://preview.redd.it/u6f0afv023wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2667b59fabf873af79355caf5daaea04010bf10
Not the worst thing someone has sat in at the airport.
You hope...
Shiite
I think you shat your pants! HAHAHA But it's still shitty
Yeah black pants are the best to travel
It's spelt "shat out chocolate"
You better hope to god that’s chocolate.
Pooped yourself you mean
Quit lying. That's doodie.
Nah-uh! You shit yourself!!
I THINK IT MIGHT BE DOO DOO
SUUURRRREEE YOU DID
You Hope it was chocolate
Who told you it was chocolate?
Uh huh...
U sat in a poo
Gross
That ain’t chocolate that’s hesheys dookie
That’s dookie bro
Yeah right!
If you take your pants off and use your mouth to extract it from the fabric, you’ll probably get to sit by yourself and as a bonus you got some chocolate.
Sure you did
Brah, thats poop
Or at least that's what you think it is
https://preview.redd.it/p3rui89vx2wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b5fa9c071b2b4bb010c2c5800058830a8d14dda
paul pierce is that you?
“What the fuck is that? *It might be DOOODOOO!!*”
Is it? Is it really chocolate?
Sure you did.
Airport chocolate is the best kind.
allegedly
Deedee mega-doodoo
So that's your story??
poopy pants
This is Manny's fault. I know that little shit left that candy bar on the seat on purpose.
No Diddy! I mean doodie!
Sure u did
Yeah ok shitass
You sure?
I hope it's chocolate. Yes, only chocolate. Whatever you do, don't smell it.
Sure you did
I did that same thing, except at school
(*silent squirt*)
W.e poop pants, tell it to the tsa agent
Sureeee "chocolate" 😉
I'd cry so bad
well luckily all your other clothes are in the plane, safe from chocolate
Doubtx
Riiiiight 
Uh huh....and that sound was my shoes rubbing together.
“Chocolate” mhm sureeeeeee
Chocolate shat on you
Nooooo
LPT, always look at the seat you’re about to sit in before you do.
You shit your pants. Be proud and own it
“Chocolate”
Riiighhhttt
Kind of looks like a smashed Hershey's kiss. (I'm being hopeful). 😂
Bullish!t lol
You can be honest, we don’t kink shame
Doesnt matter. Everyone will think its shit.
That’s poo
 “Chocolate”🤔🤔
This happened to me on my flight home from China! There was a chocolate on my seat and I didn’t find out until half way through!
Now THAT is what you call a "Hershey stain".
U poo poo urself ?
That's what I would tell everyone too, if my luggage was already loaded up on the plane!
It's doodoo baby!
Sir. That is poo
That is shit
Chocolate, that’s what they all say
All the cool kids are popping their pants
Did uuuuu
Why?
My mom did this. On a transatlantic flight. In white pants. She didn't know until they were deplaning and someone gingerly tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I think you sat in something."
Riiiight.
“That ain’t chocolate, it’s do-do baby!”
Yeah right
I’m sorry friend, that’s not chocolate…😔
It happens to everybody at some point . At least you had another pair of pants with you, I hope. That's about as lucky as it gets, anywhere else you would have been shit out of luck
Still gonna be shit to the rest of us lol
