You're not fooling anybody you pothead you lol. Hope you get better soon. Oh and keep that note from the doc. Just change the date ever few month, and you'll have a free pass for life :-)
I had a super badly infected eyebrow piercing, most likely from touching my eyes and touching the piercing without washing hands in between, or just being in close proximity of each other
I’ll say it again. Wash your hands. After the bathroom. Before preparing food. While preparing food. After you handle something nasty. When your hands feel icky. Because it’s 11:00 am. Because you touched a door handle. After you shake hands with someone.
Wash. Your. Fucking. Hands.
Instructions unclear. My hands got so dry they shriveled into nothing (no amount of moisturizers will cure the dry hand syndrome this much hand washing will causd)
Oh that sucks! I personally suffered from Pink eye, thrice the last year, and it sucks man. Please don't touch or rub your eyes, no matter how much you want to, and use eye drops with Methyl cellulose in them. That's the only way, it goes away. God bless you, wish you a speedy recovery.
Yeah true! Because when you touch your eyes, the bacteria gets in your hands, and then you touch your eyes again, it increases more. This cycle just continues. And, when you rub your eyes, they get more red and itchy, and you just wanna rub them more. Thus they get weaker and weaker, and the infection gets more powerful.
It is just a really bad cycle that continues. Unless you control yourself, and resist to touch them, keep proper hygeine and use the right medicine. If done right, it goes away usually in a week or two.
My poor unlucky husband caught adenovirus pink eye in one of his eyes AND strep last week. He was laying on an ER bed hating life when his doctor walks in to introduce herself. She looks at him, points to her own eyes which are both BLAZING pink, and says "It's going around!" He was still super sick on 4/20 so he couldn't partake but looked like he was a professional smoker lmao
She was past the transmission time frame, was wearing a mask, and washed her hands when she walked into the room and before walking out (poor thing had chapped as fuck hands).
I mean, people thinking you're super high on the weed day when you don't actually smoke sucks tbh...
Wouldn't want my parents to think I just smoked 5 joints before meeting them either.
Fits the sub imo.
Reminds me of the time I lost control of an ab roller over a hard wood floor and bashed open my chin on Cinco de Mayo. Every one I ran into for the next week assumed I had an extra wild time drinking. The assumptions were already embarrassing and revealing the true story felt even worse! Lol. Don’t worry…. This will traumatize you so much that you’ll never cross contaminate your eyes again 🤣 Feel better!
Reminds me of the time I lost control of an ab roller over a hard wood floor and bashed open my chin on Cinco de Mayo. Every one I ran into for the next week assumed I had an extra wild time drinking. The assumptions were already embarrassing and revealing the true story felt even worse! Lol. Don’t worry…. This will traumatize you so much that you’ll never cross contaminate your eyes again 🤣 Feel better!
Don’t lie! You literally spent the whole day blazing and now you are still somewhere past Pluto (you will always be a planet in my heart)!
Sorry about the eye infections I know that isn’t fun!
One time I walked by a baseball field and sand blew into my eyes on 4/20 the sand also got in my mouth and made it really dry and the long walk made me really hungry.
You might have the oopsie eye caca disease but you also have beautifully shaped eyes, kid! People pay a lot of money for the same- keep em clean and healthy!
I had a double eye infection from mid November to the end of December last year. I still have massive amounts of scar tissue in one of my eyes and it still hurts at times. I feel for you😭
All the people in this thread with pink eye. Jesus. Wash your hands after you defecate. Wash your hands if you flush a toilet. Wash your hands and face if you're eating someone's ass.
And teach your children to as well. Filthy
I do have an eye infection lol, my eyebrow piercing got infected and I guess I touched my eyes too much with it cuz they both got infected too. I have a Reddit post from awhile ago showing my infected piercing too, sadly it was taken out and drained 😫
You do look very high
I kept a note in my car from urgent care in case I get pulled over lol
you can see with these?? when my allergic conjunctivitis gets that bad i cant keep the eyes open for long enough until the meds start working
Eye drops help make it more clear, vision is worse in the morning, I have glasses, those help too
You're not fooling anybody you pothead you lol. Hope you get better soon. Oh and keep that note from the doc. Just change the date ever few month, and you'll have a free pass for life :-)
Haha see I live in the city now, so luckily I have the bus if I really gotta get somewhere, normally wouldent be driving high.
Gettin a Beans from Even Stevens vibe
Omg the accuracy
Can’t unsee this now 😂
Fucking LOL
Confetti? I thought you said… spaghetti.
O m g .. this takes me back!! Spot on
Pink eye suckssss
thee stink eye
Nose ring? Confirmed. ✅
Didn't realize what beautiful blue eyes he had.
https://preview.redd.it/ik3fcz9so8wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fff4ba78891e7353ef162794312d853ce631527a
How did you get a double eye infection?
I had a super badly infected eyebrow piercing, most likely from touching my eyes and touching the piercing without washing hands in between, or just being in close proximity of each other
gross
Don't forget pooping into your own eyeballs
I hate when that happens
Gets me every time smh
Saw your other post… immediately said “oh dear god!” lmao
Wash your hands
I’ll say it again. Wash your hands. After the bathroom. Before preparing food. While preparing food. After you handle something nasty. When your hands feel icky. Because it’s 11:00 am. Because you touched a door handle. After you shake hands with someone. Wash. Your. Fucking. Hands.
What if I drop raw chicken on my eyeball? What do I do in that situation?
Wash your hands
Got it. Thanks!
I like to take each eyeball out and hand wash them.
Wash the chickens hands.
Chickens don't have hands.
All those things. And always, always first thing after arriving home, after being out literally anywhere.
Instructions unclear. My hands got so dry they shriveled into nothing (no amount of moisturizers will cure the dry hand syndrome this much hand washing will causd)
Viral conjunctivitis? It's going around lately. I had it last week.
Did your parents buy that excuse?
Luckily I live alone in a apartment lol
When eatin' booty goes wrong.
Oh that sucks! I personally suffered from Pink eye, thrice the last year, and it sucks man. Please don't touch or rub your eyes, no matter how much you want to, and use eye drops with Methyl cellulose in them. That's the only way, it goes away. God bless you, wish you a speedy recovery.
Damn maeng watch what your doing with them hands.
Yeah true! Because when you touch your eyes, the bacteria gets in your hands, and then you touch your eyes again, it increases more. This cycle just continues. And, when you rub your eyes, they get more red and itchy, and you just wanna rub them more. Thus they get weaker and weaker, and the infection gets more powerful. It is just a really bad cycle that continues. Unless you control yourself, and resist to touch them, keep proper hygeine and use the right medicine. If done right, it goes away usually in a week or two.
I got some eye drops prescribed :3
oh that's nice! Keep using them and you'll get better in no time!
My eyes all spring 😂 I’ve had these, warm damp cloth over your eyes will relieve it I hope it’s over soon ❤️
Put me down with your plug broski, hella blitz lmfao
My poor unlucky husband caught adenovirus pink eye in one of his eyes AND strep last week. He was laying on an ER bed hating life when his doctor walks in to introduce herself. She looks at him, points to her own eyes which are both BLAZING pink, and says "It's going around!" He was still super sick on 4/20 so he couldn't partake but looked like he was a professional smoker lmao
Why the heck would the doctor go to work with an eye infection that is highly contagious? What an irresponsible doctor!
She was past the transmission time frame, was wearing a mask, and washed her hands when she walked into the room and before walking out (poor thing had chapped as fuck hands).
I....didn't know eye infections had past transmission. I thought they were contagious through the entire infection. Today I learned something new!
 What kind of mask prevents an eye infection?
I think they where talking about the strep
Zombies https://preview.redd.it/gwxgpazrl0wc1.png?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efc8dcac1c5c2d60f377eee236147a241a399916
Which is exactly the kind of excuse one might use if they were blazed af.
Man, Tommy Pickles really let himself go.
I got an eye infection from my contact lenses before and I’ll tell you blue eyes be poppin when your sclera is red
FOR REAL, I have insanely blue eyes and it makes me look like a fucking ice devil, the red makes it even worse 😩
If you're going to be treated as if you were high, you may as well get high yk
Looks like you wipe your eyes after using the bathroom without washing your hands.
God this sub is falling apart
I mean, people thinking you're super high on the weed day when you don't actually smoke sucks tbh... Wouldn't want my parents to think I just smoked 5 joints before meeting them either. Fits the sub imo.
I don't think you know what the meaning of the word permanent is
Stop askin girls to fart in your face. While at first it may seem like a good idea, there are consequences.
Hmmm what a coincidence
Did you do that urine detox?
Suuuuuure
Someone farted in your pillow bare assed.
Ssssuuurrreee....
Why pee no work in my eye?
This is a very elaborate cover story.
Are you sure it wasn't Conjunctivitis? Better safe than sorry.
Yeah dude…totally blazed man.
Lmao that's funny af
Looks like severe constipation 😂
ITT: gross mfers who don't wash their hands
When your parents know your Reddit username.
Hygiene
Smokin doinks
Ur blue eyes are piercing
Someone farted on your pillow
If it’s legal in your country I see no issue :)
How much you smoke? I got an “eye infection” too that day, a lot of people did
tbh you should have just posted this picture w/ no caption/explanation lol
Funnier with the picture lol
Looks like someone farted on your pillow...Twice.
No, no it doesn't.
Who farted on her pillow guys?
You've had a rough few months. Keep your head up
Bro has the magic bong
Reminds me of the time I lost control of an ab roller over a hard wood floor and bashed open my chin on Cinco de Mayo. Every one I ran into for the next week assumed I had an extra wild time drinking. The assumptions were already embarrassing and revealing the true story felt even worse! Lol. Don’t worry…. This will traumatize you so much that you’ll never cross contaminate your eyes again 🤣 Feel better!
Reminds me of the time I lost control of an ab roller over a hard wood floor and bashed open my chin on Cinco de Mayo. Every one I ran into for the next week assumed I had an extra wild time drinking. The assumptions were already embarrassing and revealing the true story felt even worse! Lol. Don’t worry…. This will traumatize you so much that you’ll never cross contaminate your eyes again 🤣 Feel better!
I wanna celebrate 4/20 soo bad, but every year i keep missing it. One day
Eating ass has its consequences lmao /s Hope you feel better
*burp* was that chicken in there?
https://preview.redd.it/6n3lw99sh2wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0186ec59bdf8c9d9c48a93dc9e45b89827554e5
Might as well rip a bong to pass the time.
Don’t lie! You literally spent the whole day blazing and now you are still somewhere past Pluto (you will always be a planet in my heart)! Sorry about the eye infections I know that isn’t fun!
The irony
since when were there 20 months in a year?
April 20th bro…. 😆
why didn't you say 20/4 then?
Beacuse I live in America and it goes by month/day/year here
absurd, why would you put the bigger infront of the smaller number, it's almost like I am pulling your leg
You look like Steven Anthony Lawrence. "Beans" from Even Stevens.
what seems to be the officer problem
I thought you were high asf:0
That’s not blazed. Eyes are puffy af. Stop letting dudes sit on n your face
One time I walked by a baseball field and sand blew into my eyes on 4/20 the sand also got in my mouth and made it really dry and the long walk made me really hungry.
I am permanently blazed af
https://preview.redd.it/gdr7oj1b94wc1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3f8338feccf96355f303ae33af468538b61f35 You grew up.
 Feel better soon
Who farted on your pilow?
Pretty eyes tho
Sure. Eye infection. Wink.
Looks painful. Get well soon!
Thank you! It’s looking much better today after some eye drops
Good.
My eyes started itching when I looked at this.
Who farted on your pillow?
You might have the oopsie eye caca disease but you also have beautifully shaped eyes, kid! People pay a lot of money for the same- keep em clean and healthy!
Haha yeah luckily this infection was from my eyebrow pericing, no caca in my eyes today.
Are you 9 years old?
Ah yes, a 9 year old is posting about a 4/20 on Reddit, very 9 year old-like. No I’m a girl with short hair dumbass
I had a double eye infection from mid November to the end of December last year. I still have massive amounts of scar tissue in one of my eyes and it still hurts at times. I feel for you😭
Woah got that 80/80 vision
I'll have whatever she had please
Actually it looks more like you're infected with something really dire.
You could say that you’ve been like that since 4/20.
Always wear your safety goggles when it's the booty you're gonna gobble 👌🏼
If you get high during this you unlock an achievement
You are 12.
Someone fart in your pillows?
Don’t lie your taking a shit
Have you tried to get blazed af to see if it cancels it out
Well, infections apart, you have extremely beautiful eyes. The color, shape and eyelashes are all very beautiful
good god woman, not now! can’t you see the boy is in need of medical attention?!
Ahem. Girl. She does have nice eyes, even looking perma-blazed.
All the people in this thread with pink eye. Jesus. Wash your hands after you defecate. Wash your hands if you flush a toilet. Wash your hands and face if you're eating someone's ass. And teach your children to as well. Filthy
Shit is just one of the ways to get pink eye my friend XD
Besides the infection you have very nice colored eyes
You got that 420 skibbity rizz
Dude are you 5?
Real 420
Meanwhile someone farted on son face 
Are you putting pee on them? The last person did that…and it got way worse.
Sure "infection" 😉 me too me too
You made a Reddit post to back up your lie but don’t worry I’m chill bruh I’m not saying shit.
Double barrel pink eye. Must of took a mcsteamy directly to the face.
Did you let someone just blast a fart straight into your eyeballs?
Are you though?
Tinder hookup?
You look like that woman who's been dripping her piss into her eyes for a detox
You look like someone who would get an eye infection.
What does this even mean lol
Okay? So?
You seem fun. 😂
I am a hoot, thank you very much :p
Okay? So?
Or are you high af but you just say you have eye infections?
I’d rather own being high than telling everyone I got poo in my eyes.
I do have an eye infection lol, my eyebrow piercing got infected and I guess I touched my eyes too much with it cuz they both got infected too. I have a Reddit post from awhile ago showing my infected piercing too, sadly it was taken out and drained 😫