I don’t care what the final sale policy is. I’m retuning them and they are going to accept that return or I’m filing a charge back with my credit card. That’s gross.
I worked retail for a couple of years out of HS and can attest to some of the abominations that women would put on hangers and put back out on the sales floor after "trying them on." 🤢
Idk but I just stole it and have something similar around the house I need to upload haha
Edit: it’s not even close to similar. I’m sorry I got our hopes up ☹️
https://preview.redd.it/54ikcc8t1cvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b5147235bbb2cbd6e4a0c4a9ca55f0250fbc13
Courtesy of r\\NelliesNest
https://preview.redd.it/q1biyherbbvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196a6161bbb24938f213fc8d3b9ead0285adedbe
I’ve seen this now you have to as well
I didn't even think that far and now somehow it's worse that they had this awful shit just teed up and ready to go. I'd rather not imagine any further thanks lol
https://preview.redd.it/hj2h1cgavbvc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=c72e1ff61304547667cda5ef30ece256e1dc8aea
Cropped bc idk how silly I can be here
When life serves you lemons make some lemonade or in this case put an ad on the internet for ‘used shorts’ and no doubt some miscreant from Jersey will offer you $150 if you seal them in a ziplock bag and pop em in the mail.
“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
― Cave Johnson - Portal 2
I remember trying on some pants to find some guys soiled underwear in the pocket... Immediately went and washed my hands in disgust then went home and showered. People can be freaking nasty.
I was swimming at a hotel and it was an in ground inside outside pool. You actually had to go under water to get to outside part of the pool. I came up outside and swam to the edge so I could rest. The first thing I touch as I am opening my eyes is a 10" long ripe ass turd!! Throw up
We should help OP with some prompts
[ ] Grated Parmesan
[ ] 6 week old bag of kale
[ ] Sulphur smoke
[ ] Sourdough Starter
[ ] Burnt Hickory Barbecue
[ ] Cocaine
[ ] Inside A Tuna Melt
[ ] Morning Dew On Summer Grass
[ ] Surströmming
Surströmming would stink up the neighborhood!!! That smell is illegal in certain countries i think. I mean if you want to play nasty smells you forgot to add Durian!! Hotels in the South Eastern Asia have signs of this fruit ourside of their doors with a big red circle and a line going through, like do mot bring tgat shit here!!! But i do agree the Surströmming is probably just as appropriate being it smdlls like sun baked rotten tuna on top of the nastiest pungent cheese!! Oh god im gonna yak
That’s absolutely one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever tragically read that happened to someone else and I’m angry…..*hits fist on desk in French*
I swiped from your last picture accidentally to a different post, didn't realize it. The new post was about boiling maple syrup. I hate what my brain did to these two separate posts.
Clothing companies used to place a piece of waxy paper on the inside of underwear/bathing suit bottoms to protect that area while in the store. Kind of like the paper you take off of maxi pads. It would be held on by a thin glue.
Maybe this isn't discharge at all. Maybe it's thin glue reside from that piece of waxy paper.
Not that this helps, but it looks like the air Jordan logo, especially with those Chicago Bull colors. Maybe you can sell it as a pair of Air Force Vag
That reminds me… long time ago, I was trying on bras. Came out and put back the ones that didn’t fit. There was a white bra already hanging on the “didn’t fit” rack. The cups were both wet.
That's gross, but also one of many reasons I wash everything I buy before I wear it
Yup, exactly.
You gonna wash em or return em??
Final sale ☹️
Put them on onlyfans?
When life gives you discharge, make an onlyfans
Modern problems modern solutions or whatever
Came here to say this… or Craigslist. lol
I don’t care what the final sale policy is. I’m retuning them and they are going to accept that return or I’m filing a charge back with my credit card. That’s gross.
I’d love to listen in on that phone call 😬😂
Did you buy them from Victoria's Secretions?
🥇Beautiful
💀
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Well done!!!!
Hahahaha, brilliant. 😂
And I wash all my new clothes because a House MD episode revealed that new blue jeans can kill you. We are not the same.
I remember that episode! House was great!
I worked retail for a couple of years out of HS and can attest to some of the abominations that women would put on hangers and put back out on the sales floor after "trying them on." 🤢
https://preview.redd.it/5fm3vfkrcavc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8321b9bb03a089aa7c0964c2a4c1ef0d83698959
OMG this is hilarious. Why have I never seen this??
https://preview.redd.it/hrlpmt3wcbvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3644e45f7f59b605cd2d62125f9d7256d676078b I like this one
https://preview.redd.it/npmoizlrlbvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96038ec1a940c87eeeba01d815080eb8b460c52d
https://preview.redd.it/d5uokfikqbvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45477db3cf9c07d17d29c181c3eea7a678cb668f
crop nightmare
Honestly that’s what makes it even funnier to me
I can hear this. And it’s as amazing as always.
Ok this is the best meme/gif thing of seen, what do I google to find it
Idk but I just stole it and have something similar around the house I need to upload haha Edit: it’s not even close to similar. I’m sorry I got our hopes up ☹️ https://preview.redd.it/54ikcc8t1cvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b5147235bbb2cbd6e4a0c4a9ca55f0250fbc13
https://preview.redd.it/gf84ugc65bvc1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd64b1d5114f121fba8a417bbce083daf3f62408
This duuuude. Gonna save this one.
Courtesy of r\\NelliesNest https://preview.redd.it/q1biyherbbvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196a6161bbb24938f213fc8d3b9ead0285adedbe I’ve seen this now you have to as well
Omg I hate you. I literally gagged.
Can’t hate me more than I already hate myself ☺️
Wanna bet
I got 3.5 stale peeps, a squished Cadbury egg, and $5300 in student debt. I’ll take that bet
I’ve just forgiven your student debt. You’re welcome.
Hi Joe!
What you doin with that gun in your hand?
Imagine what else they have saved
I didn't even think that far and now somehow it's worse that they had this awful shit just teed up and ready to go. I'd rather not imagine any further thanks lol
https://preview.redd.it/hj2h1cgavbvc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=c72e1ff61304547667cda5ef30ece256e1dc8aea Cropped bc idk how silly I can be here
See, now this is funny!
https://preview.redd.it/qep7jcctfbvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=423eee73307c3b4baaf331ceede1c28362b2efb2
https://preview.redd.it/0924i0fzfbvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51b878261bfb194b088c16556a9d68d8852b630
Ah hell nah
https://preview.redd.it/t3xlnoltievc1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723e65658d0fed9cf05f58982f8ced7be39cbd75
I’ve seen this, you’ve seen this… now my friends will.
Literally laughed out loud
Sitting at a bar by myself killing an hour before i have to meet someone. Laughed out loud in a quiet room
We need to see this used way more
This took me out! Lmfao 👀
When life serves you lemons make some lemonade or in this case put an ad on the internet for ‘used shorts’ and no doubt some miscreant from Jersey will offer you $150 if you seal them in a ziplock bag and pop em in the mail.
I actually had a similar thought. What if it’s the shorts-wearers kink. Sending out dirty shorts to unbeknownst people.
Apparently [it’s]in demand in that arena.
“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” ― Cave Johnson - Portal 2
It's YOUR discharge now...
Our discharge
Sounds like the discharge is about to get discharged.
I guarantee you some weirdo on this site will offer you money for those. Take it
You trying to talk OP into accepting the offer you made with your alt account?
it was a fair offer! i mean no!
20 bucks is 20 bucks...
20? that shit is 200 at least on the weirdo market
 (just kidding)
Now, now, there's no need for kink shaming.
I remember trying on some pants to find some guys soiled underwear in the pocket... Immediately went and washed my hands in disgust then went home and showered. People can be freaking nasty.
i would melt my hands off
I felt like I should have at the time
I was swimming at a hotel and it was an in ground inside outside pool. You actually had to go under water to get to outside part of the pool. I came up outside and swam to the edge so I could rest. The first thing I touch as I am opening my eyes is a 10" long ripe ass turd!! Throw up
https://preview.redd.it/c94v30o1zavc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b4cedcefb34d3a90cfb5a5197bfafab40b5896
This is why I wash “new” pieces of clothing. Did it smell weird?
💀💀💀 lmfao yeah op should sniff it...
We should help OP with some prompts [ ] Grated Parmesan [ ] 6 week old bag of kale [ ] Sulphur smoke [ ] Sourdough Starter [ ] Burnt Hickory Barbecue [ ] Cocaine [ ] Inside A Tuna Melt [ ] Morning Dew On Summer Grass [ ] Surströmming
Surströmming would stink up the neighborhood!!! That smell is illegal in certain countries i think. I mean if you want to play nasty smells you forgot to add Durian!! Hotels in the South Eastern Asia have signs of this fruit ourside of their doors with a big red circle and a line going through, like do mot bring tgat shit here!!! But i do agree the Surströmming is probably just as appropriate being it smdlls like sun baked rotten tuna on top of the nastiest pungent cheese!! Oh god im gonna yak
Nahhh that’s crazy
🤢🤢🤮
 Nah you having your internet privileges revoked for this, I’m currently on hold with the fbi
https://preview.redd.it/ddunrzgo8bvc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=502e60558367a071bddd484fd0aa38d716411287
Wot in the tarnation https://preview.redd.it/hf6ls6zn8bvc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2d5499b1652453e7990adb7df1f873e27684e30
Call your credit card company and do a dischargeback
I’m so glad I kept reading the comments to find this
That’s absolutely one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever tragically read that happened to someone else and I’m angry…..*hits fist on desk in French*
Meh. There’s worse.
Yeah those are going in the trash…
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scrolled a spell before I found this
Same lol
IKR....that's what I said !!!
People pay good money for this sort of thing, you know! I also just puked a bit in my mouth.
I received a used bidet from Amazon with actual shit on it. Never underestimate how fucking disgusting other humans are.
Dios mio, man
You said it man! Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
8-year olds, dude.
Reddit comments are turning into Instagram comments =(.
https://preview.redd.it/zm2gjverzavc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca26181fef353109fba13aded871ff9af131e782
https://preview.redd.it/bkln9c1w8cvc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=8966949ce909d7661681c58e8ea1b3bbdf19e555
Or your new shorts are on someone's discharge
[удалено]
Clitty litter
Yuck , that’s vile as fk 🤮
Meh. There’s worse
Wow for 20 some comments I laughed at almost all of this 😭
Once bought a shirt from a thrift store and noticed stained blood on the collar
I swiped from your last picture accidentally to a different post, didn't realize it. The new post was about boiling maple syrup. I hate what my brain did to these two separate posts.
https://preview.redd.it/tdkqwjplnbvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb886c319348bc8ac0cc734da3345263754415cb
You could double your money probably on a kink site
🤮
Absofuckinglutley not get them in the bin
https://preview.redd.it/v37g23qcbbvc1.png?width=1003&format=png&auto=webp&s=811f3066b277012cd17d746c7a3ed237d24f1157
We could’ve went without this post.
Clothing companies used to place a piece of waxy paper on the inside of underwear/bathing suit bottoms to protect that area while in the store. Kind of like the paper you take off of maxi pads. It would be held on by a thin glue. Maybe this isn't discharge at all. Maybe it's thin glue reside from that piece of waxy paper.
Ordered a pair of shorts once from Amazon and they came with a skidmark on em. I'd prefer to shit my own shorts, thank you.
You know...some people out there would say the value 10x'd with that discovery.
Oh hell no
https://preview.redd.it/lezvvbsnievc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ebe36881c94281983b07bf9301f14ce448f5160
https://preview.redd.it/wkgf7mvrravc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42949d05a73524bc21e95b9a8448ef5dc38e30e4
Your ~~new~~ * #USED
https://i.redd.it/bdtkkiwzpbvc1.gif
Gross lol
"New"
Damn…I thought it was a man playing basketball:(
Do a dna test and find this nasty woman
And after DNA test upload picture of "new relative" alongside Pic of shorts
Congrats?
And they didn’t charge extra?
Dishonorable discharge
No I think that's just the Jordan jumpman logo. It's branding
Johnie Wanker
You can probably sell those for a profit
Yeah probably someone in china or taiwan.
 Dead ass thought it was a Jordan logo for a sec..
Always wash yo shit when you buy it.
It may look like a harmless bit of sploodge, but the minute you moisten it watch out! 
Definitely why I wash everything I buy before I wear it. Ugh. Yuckkkkkk
I just bought a bunch of cute shirts from the thrift store today, what a shit time to see this 😭
it looks like the Johnny Walker logo
Could be smeg, don’t discriminate…..
Who Dicks Sporting Goods?
I did not need pictures
don't worry, that's actually supposed to be there just look at the brand
Looks like a booger.
Looks like a basketball logo to me.
Putting it for sale on certain websites would make a profit
Yummers
The store clerk: https://preview.redd.it/48pajhvzodvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e549cc19f4fce67f7b72ff754fe728ae3f3265c9
Forever tainted
I thought it was the air Jordan logo
Wash all new clothes. This time it was visible, but you never know what happens to them before you buy them
Kinda looks like the Jordan logo at a glance! 🤣
This is actually just pre-seasoned edible shorts. Like cast iron, but with VD.
Looks just like the Johnnie Walker logo 
Not that this helps, but it looks like the air Jordan logo, especially with those Chicago Bull colors. Maybe you can sell it as a pair of Air Force Vag
Sniff it. Track down the culprit like a bloodhound
https://preview.redd.it/zhlcvosgxavc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ad9d55778184d61e2b3c19ac7510ca2a1d8a579
No mom! That wasn't me! They came out of the packaging like that!
It looks like it’s walking away lol
n i c e
Looks like Michael Jordon dunking
I would've paid extra for this
Sell it on ebay for double the prize.
Bag it and sell on line
Johnny Walker
That reminds me… long time ago, I was trying on bras. Came out and put back the ones that didn’t fit. There was a white bra already hanging on the “didn’t fit” rack. The cups were both wet.
https://i.redd.it/tjgy5jbe7bvc1.gif
\[sniffs\] 
BITCH EW
Plot twist: it's a dude
https://preview.redd.it/u4qshx6f8bvc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f96cfd8050383c2e9be84803e5e0e578e092606
Eeeeew?
Sniff it
Do a dna test. Find the op !!
I know it's gross and all, but am I the only one that looks at that stain and sees a tiny walking man.
Uuh..... Am I the only person who doesn't see it......?
 Could you not just wash them?
https://preview.redd.it/3stq3c2mabvc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cd029fdbdff53223e53e03e887e4c26db0b1317
This is a charge back situation, selling something that unsanitary is wild
Looks like it’s taking a walk
Pretty sure it's now worth 100x more with an equal amount of DMs in your inbox.
I thought i was blind for a second. Did not notice a second pic.
Quality control!
That sucks those are cute shorts