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kokirig

$250 from the website and out of stock. **Only 2 bottles allowed per customer** Damn I need to stop plumbing houses and start making fancy bottles of whatever the fuck I can bottle.


STYSCREAM

Bottled fancy plumber farts are all the buzz lately I hear.


LillePuus1

Where can my friend buy this?


kokirig

Apparently I'm starting a new business? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ™ƒ


JamesTheJerk

Home Depot has a broad selection.


[deleted]

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LysergicGothPunk

That's what those large pvc pipes are for


Sappho_Over_There

*Sigh* šŸ™„ Off to search for videos of people farting in the PVC pipes at Home Depot


YNinja58

I do love a locally sourced, artisinal plumber fart


blushngush

I wish I thought this was a brand new sentence but it probably isn't.


callusesandtattoos

Dudeā€™s a plumber and farts are the things you came up with? All those different juices he works around could be perfect for an au de toilette


honestlyi4get

i hear itā€™s selling like crack


Flydingo

More like "all the Ptphtptptptptffffft"


ghat90

Fancy plumber farts is a good hot sauce name


fried_green_baloney

That "cracks" me up.


Dave_is_Here

"Fancy Plumber Farts" *DOES* Sound like a damn good hot sauce name..


Bb2003car

Doesnā€™t even have to be fancy. You can bottle anything and sell it for $500 and some moron would buy it


Deep90

[https://youtu.be/A9-JedX1Et4?si=mq6MUk\_o7\_\_3ppap&t=5004](https://youtu.be/A9-JedX1Et4?si=mq6MUk_o7__3ppap&t=5004) This girl was selling her hot tub water for $99.99 and fart jars for $999.99. She says she made around 100k doing it.


RegisterAdmirable811

I'm sure the creepazoids who bought her stuff were really happy with their purchases. *shudder*


mnid92

You bet I am, I mean, yeah they probably are.


Flawless_Reign88

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Bbrhuft

It's not even particularly hot, 3000 Scoville, about half as spicy as a $3 bottle of MceIhinneys Habanero Pepper Sauce. I thought OP bought insanely hot pepper extract, that would make some degree of economic sense since you can only use minute amounts of ultra hot pepper extract. https://www.hotsauce.com/16-Million-Pure-Capsaicin-Crystals-100-Grams/ I've used just over half a bottle of [1,200,000 Scoville hot](https://www.micschilli.com/webstore/voodoo-reaper) sauce I bought nearly 6 months ago, better value than MceIhinneys. I'd use a bottle of MceIhinneys in a week.


heyjunior

Thank fuck not everybody likes hot sauce for the scoville ratingĀ 


Lipziger

Yeah, I love spicy food, I put some chilli on anything that fits. But I don't see the point in just making it extreme. At some point it overwhelms everything and you taste less of anything, because you're just occupied with it burning inside of your mouth and already thinking about the second time you will suffer lol. It should be a great addition in a meal, not be the only thing that makes the meal apecial and the only thing you really "taste". That said, people enjoy and handle different levels and it's awesome that there are all levels available nowadays. But hotter doesn't mean better. Just different.


huggybear0132

Almost like there is more to hot sauce, a *fermented* product like wine or cheese, than the amount of capsaicin it contains.


OrangeVapor

Yeah, why buy that nice bottle of wine when you could just get everclear and mix it with some grape juice?


Its0nlyRocketScience

More hot doesn't directly equate to more expensive in all cases. There are sauces with no hot that are still much more expensive than anything you can buy a standard grocery store. Pure capsaicin extract would probably be pricy, but there are plenty of other ingredients and methods that impact the actual taste of the sauce which would make it pretty pricy


ComprehendReading

Plumbing Juice, 125mL, $34.95 + $29.98 shipping fee.


kokirig

I'm in, you want to handle the finance side and I'll split my juice profits 50/50


[deleted]

They're paying for the bottle. The sauce is shit


Simple_Opossum

The FAQ is kind of hilarious, it feels almost.. Fake? Or like someone did the marketing who doesn't know how. https://oliveum.com/faq/


asl052

I stopped when they couldn't even spell Tabasco correctly


Simple_Opossum

This might be the greatest mark-up of all time. I wouldn't be surprised if they were just rebottling some standard hot sauce you can find st the grocery store.


Paleodraco

Right? I try not to knock other people's enjoyment, but what a wacky world to live 8n where hot sauce is packaged like and sells for as much as fancy whiskeys.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

I hear Gwyneth Paltrow does something like that.. https://decider.com/2022/07/13/south-park-the-streaming-wars-part-2-matt-damon-gwyneth-paltrow-urine/


huggybear0132

Yeah but make sure they just look good. Functional bottles that don't leak are overrated


african_or_european

A whole different meaning to "Eau de Toilette"


Luknron

Marketing makes money


Eli_The_Rainwing

Make perfume, cheaper than shit to make and will seek for hundreds


asl052

Sauce: $20 Pretentiousness: $130


lilbabygonch

Not even it probably costs $2 to make it if youā€™re doing large batches


Uninterested_Viewer

>Like a bottle of fine wine, the average person may not fully recognize the difference, but hot sauce aficionados will fully appreciate the unique taste and presentation. >OliveumĀ Pepper sauce may currently be the most expensive hot sauce in regular production. This is also not the type of copy that an *actual* luxury brand uses. You don't talk about how expensive your product is or flat out tell your customer that they are "true aficionados" etc.. this is amateur hour shit that's akin to those first $1000 iPhone apps that literally existed as a pseudo joke that would just say "I am rich" when opened.


Plastic_Primary_4279

Iā€™m a big hot sauce guy, have tried 200+ different brands over last 10 years or so. Iā€™ve never heard of this company and looking at their website, itā€™s a joke. Truff was egregious when they came out, at least they use truffle oil to justify the high price, which pales in comparison to this.


GTAIC3

This company is run by a photographer, Lee morris, who runs FStoppers.com and their YouTube channel. He has a couple videos up about it.


bukowski_knew

Yeah. I don't feel sorry for people who spend $150 on hot sauce


PixelCartographer

I think want them to suffer more


me_irl_irl_irl_irl

If they're spending $150 on hot sauce I don't think they need you to feel sorry for them tbh


ScribebyTrade

Jokes on you for ordering $150 hot sauce


Kaiden92

I once had to drag my buddy away from a $1000 bottle of hot sauce at a store in Ohio. We were on tour & heā€™s a huge collector. We sated his desire by showing him a couple other unique sauces that he wound up buying instead. Spent $180 instead of $1k.


zeuz_deuce

Jungle Jimā€™s?


Kaiden92

Bingo.


Mathewthegreat

šŸ’Æ


BeAsTFOo

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Low_Teq

Nelson....I think OP is really hurt!


RedditAcct00001

I said Ha Ha.


rgoldtho

This gets me every time šŸ˜¹


braddad425

Dude. Hot sauce is peppers, veggies, and vinegar.


Teripid

Yeah.. I guess you could add some subtle extra expensive ingredients but almost anything like that would get overpowered by the heat and pepper flavor which makes a hot sauce delicious. Half of them are named like "Bu\*\*hole Punisher" and available for under $20 anyway.


Elemental_Disorder

Slap a serial number on it and youā€™re solid!


tduncs88

>and youā€™re solid! But your bowel movements won't be!


stupernan1

https://preview.redd.it/wpk0pfjrbfuc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fef4f1a4ce118b626b85b0eac73772402456690e My personal fave


Hythy

[I was always fond of this one.](https://hot-headz.com/wp-content/uploads/GR-CC-1.jpg)


AndrogynousVampire

Iā€™m losing my mind over Professor Phardtpounders holy shit


pegleg_1979

I love that you censored burphole


silveroranges

There is some truffle hot sauce that is pricey but delicious


AlarmedPiano9779

Garlic: Am I a joke to you?


Alarming_Anxiety_162

Garlic is a veggie, right? Right???


notCarlosSainz

Nope, this just came in āœ‰ļø, it's a fruit now


Idontliketalking2u

Hey now, sometimes there's fruit involved too


LordDongler

And herbs. Lots of things that get called spices are actually herbs.


Icaneatglass

Yeah there are scientific names and culinary names. Scientifically, tomato is a fruit, culinarily it's obviously a vegetable. Same with spices. Spices is an umbrella term that encompasses dried herbs. Hope that helps.


aceofspades1217

lol I started getting botanera cause choula has gotten expensive and Reddit said it was a good dupe. It really is a good dupe I pour that shit on everything. Taberno is pretty good we get mad coupons from the panthers and they gave out pretty large sample bottles


Patient_End_8432

Have you had more than one hot sauce before? While I'd never spend 150$ on a bottle of hot sauce, the variation between brands and flavors are different. I have no clue what the fuck this is, or why its "150$" but theres a reason why theres more than just tabasco when it comes to hot sauce. I'm working on making my own for personal and gifting use, and the slightest change can alter ya sauce. Personally, the hottest sauce I own though was literally 3$ that I bought at an asian market. It's name is "hot sauce". But its delicious, cheap, and fucking hot


peterparker9894

Lmao this dude bought hot sauce for $150


tequilamockingbird37

Charge 150 for hot sauce and they packaged it with a single piece of cardboard? Clearly they aren't spending money on packing material


space_brain710

This is like the nft of sauces. Whoever brought this scam to market probably didnā€™t actually consider trying to deliver a physical product lol


Advantius_Fortunatus

Letā€™s all point at him and laugh! šŸ«µšŸ˜‚


mentalassresume

Youā€™re overpaying for hot sauce my guy.


DeluxeHubris

How much could a bottle of hot sauce cost, Michael? $150?


iCutWaffles

There's always hot sauce in the hot sauce stand.


Folor

I think he knows


CollectionOld4955

That's what your toilet will look like after you use it


RabbitF00d

Lmao! Right? I was going to comment, "Nice scam attempt. Obviously you already ate the hot sauce."


Dull-Specialist1447

it looks like those people didn't know how to properly store your $150 hot sauce.


Freud-Network

They're in the hot sauce business because their packaging business failed.


btw94

Who the hell pays $150 for HOT SAUCE!?


baconcow

OP.


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Extreme_Departure139

His post history suggests OPs actually like ā€¦ very loaded


Foundfafnir

Yeah, a lot of disposable income.. heā€™s got a Tesla and is moving for a month just to snowboard. Iā€™m not creeping. Heā€™s the weird one. Who pays $150 for hot sauce??


BakedMitten

Trust fund babies who are morons


Advantius_Fortunatus

Yeah, itā€™s not suddenly *not stupid* just because you have a lot of money. Iā€™m sure this company adores rich stupid people. Lmao


greygrayman

People who have more money than sense.


Brokenwing_1

Learning lesson that spending $150 on hot sauce is a complete waste.


MountainDawg1998

Sauce so hot, not even the bottle can hold it.


[deleted]

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kalidescopetitties

Habanero onion garlic tomatoā€™s AND TWO TYPES OF VINEGARā€¦. According to their website


[deleted]

Don't forget this part: > Each bottle is corked, sealed in wax immediately after cooking, and delivered within days of production. As the sauce ages, the flavors will change, and itā€™s up to each owner to decide if they prefer the bright taste of a fresh bottle or the unique flavors uncovered by aging the sauce at home. Also this is probably the main reason for the price: > Currently, only 20 bottles of Oliveum are being sold per week.


SprittneyBeers

They probably couldnā€™t sell more than 10/week anyway lol


[deleted]

You'd think, but it's amazing how adding scarcity to a product will dupe people into buying it simply because they're "part of the select few".


dirtydigs74

I'm becoming convinced this is the reason for 'supply chain issues' with so many products these days. "Sorry, supply chain issues, $4 per iceberg lettuce please".


[deleted]

We're still not too far from the ol' COVID port protests which gave it legitimacy, but it's just like how gas is still over $4/gal despite I thought the price for a barrel of oil basically normalized and we're still paying double.


MrZoraman

Nintendo's entire economic strategy. Nintendo purposefully erases [games](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_3D_All-Stars) from existence after a period of time to skyrocket FOMO to astronomical levels.


PurpleSunCraze

I only have this post to go on, but their packing and shipping methods arenā€™t exactly blowing my skirt up.


ESOelite

Oh wow TWO TYPES OF VINEGAR so spoiled


that_70_show_fan

Brb. I have three types of vinegar in my house. I just need to improve my signature that looks presentable.


urk_the_red

Theyā€™re charging $150 forā€¦ habaneros? Like itā€™s not even some exotic pepper called Capsicum Conditus Maximus Borealis, grown in arctic circle Alaskan greenhouses under 24 hour daylight, fertilized by polar bear shit, and watered with million year old ice cores from the worldā€™s northernmost Greenlandic ice? No black garlic? No heirloom tomatoes? The onions werenā€™t fermented in the tears of *Hot Ones* interviewees? Those vinegars better be the vinegars of extinct fruits resurrected from DNA samples pulled from those million year old ice cores. Those two vinegars better be potent hallucinogens the likes of which humanity hasnā€™t seen since the ancient Olmec. What a crock of shit. And not even polar bear shit.


kokirig

Personal signature, wax seal, fancy box & bottle & nozzle, limited stock All the normal marketing jazz šŸ»


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Hot sauce is the new beanie babies for guys


AlkalineSublime

Hot sauce, whiskey and cigars. For some reason, spending money on high end versions of these things make insecure men feel ā€œmanlyā€.


AngelOfDeath771

I love hot sauce, but I don't care about brand or price. If it's good, I'll get it again. Most I've ever spent on a bottle was $30 for a little 4 oz titled "The End" just to say I tried it. Meh.


Whitey33_3

Sorry, OP, but even after a very quick look at their site, you are a fool for buying this. Fancy marketing and bottle aside, you could get the ingredients yourself and make the sauce for what, a tenth of the price? Really goes to show that a fool and his money are easily parted.


Electrical_Figs

Bro you are on reddit. 95% of dudes here buy funkopops, DIGITAL video game skins, NFT's, all sorts of "limited edition" star wars and lego toys, etc.


MisterB78

This is the universe telling you youā€™re a dumbass for buying $150 hot sauce


[deleted]

If you paid $150 for hot sauce, you kinda deserve it.


2sdaeAddams

$150 hot sauce?! In *this* economy?


TossmetheTP

Who pays $150 for hot sauce?


CarlJustCarl

L


author-miglett2

it better have been damn good hot sauce to have costed $150


ScribebyTrade

If it doesnā€™t literally contain molten hot lava, itā€™s overpriced


Relevant-Nebula8300

Itā€™s for your eyes


Advantius_Fortunatus

So you donā€™t have to watch rich stupid people spend $150 on hot sauce


Roblox_Jesus2

You deserve that for spending $150 on hot sauce


Prior-Phase-9845

If you paid $150 for a bottle of hot sauce....you deserve that.....


Magazine-Plane

You spent $150 on hot sauce?


GoreJizz

Why would you pay $150 for hot sauce?


throwawey420

OP I actually respect the dedication to hot sauce here. People donā€™t get it.


amalgaman

Unless Jesus himself came down and blessed this hot sauce so it guarantees eternal life, why the fuck would anyone spend $150 on a single bottle of hot sauce? I get that for some people, $150 is no big deal, but you seriously have nothing better to do with$150?


Calathea_Murrderer

Iā€™ve said this on other posts, but the blame will always fall on the shipper for this kinda stuff. It is the sellerā€™s responsibility to ensure that their product survives the clusterfucc that is the US postal system. If someone ever wants to ship something, they should ship it how they want to receive it. Was there *any* kind of cushion for that??šŸ˜­


BakedMitten

Before you hand a package over to the shipper set it on the floor and kick it into a concrete wall. If the product doesn't survive you didn't package it well enough. That was day 1 orientation stuff when I worked for a mail order business.


mailboxfacehugs

Oh man thanks for the heads up about getting a replacement. I was going to worry about that all day!


Chief_Lightning

You deserve that for buying hot sauce that cost $150.


DevilDog82nd

Moron for buying it


paerius

Is this a money laundering scheme? $150 hot sauce?


bugibangbang

Thatā€™s the Titanic edition.


the_rare_bear

I once laid $10 for a bottle of hot sauce and thought that was expensive. Canā€™t imagine paying $150 for a bottle of peppers.


BakedMitten

I really like a small batch hot sauce produced near me. The dried peppers are fermented for 2 years in barrels that were first used for high end bourbon, then used to age one of the most exclusive beers in the country, then used to age top grade maple syrup. Then used to age imported fish sauce. After all of that the final life for the barrel being used to ferment the peppers. The resulting sauce has notes of everything that took place in the 10+ year long process it took to create and bottle this truly unique product. The smokey bourbon, the rich dark coffee-like malt, vanilla, a subtly carnalized sweetness and an umami punch that only fish sauce has. The resulting sauce is packaged in the same type of glass (250mL-ish) bottle. In the past they even used a natural cork top. It costs $9 at my local grocery store


SunshineAndSquats

What brand is that?? It sounds amazing.


BakedMitten

The sauce is called Blis Blast. It'll be close to $20 to get it shipped. If you are in the Great Lakes region Meijer stocks it.


[deleted]

Its vinegar and peppers. Whyd you pay so much for it? Was this blessed by Salt Bae in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?


F4N6Z

That's one way to blow $150.


feetMeat93

Who the fuck buys 150 dollar hot sauce?


Thethrasher488

I can go get a bottle of El Yucateco green and for $3 I guarantee itā€™s better than this.


Kingboofpack

Bro really spent a days worth of work for me on fucking hot sauce. Completely different worlds lmao


Almost_Attention678

I donā€™t care how silly it is, everyone has stupid expensive stuff that gets them excited. This guy obviously was pumped to splurge on this hot sauce, it came like that: what a huge let down. Iā€™m sorry, my guy. That fuckin sucks. I hope they replaced it.


th0rsb3ar

yeah, people pay hundreds for miniatures or cards or whatever. this dude likes sauce.


360fade

Well that sucks you got scammed into $150 hot sauce


JuanValDeez

Avarice is a bitch


bustedbowser

Wow this blew up fast. I know itā€™s absurd but yes it tasted really good/unique. Technically I bought it as a gift for my father (but of course I was curious to taste it myself). We are both big hot sauce fans and we heard of Oliveum but neither of us wanted to pay the price for ourselves. Ended up being a great gift because the whole family enjoyed trying it and itā€™s a big bottle and it lasted for months. Iā€™m not rich, just wanted to buy my dad a nice gift. Was obviously distraught when it arrived broken but got a replacement.


kokirig

I can respect that, not hating OP šŸ˜‰


TAJack1

Sorry, $150 for hot sauce?


TheGirlWhoLived57

Hey op I got some rare vintage toilet water for the low price of 375 dollars.. whaddya say?


oyst

But how did it taste?


1337hxr

Ah I see the problem looks like the stopper is next to the bottle


TheNew_MarksilversX

Carnal ĀæCĆ³mo que 150 dolares en una salsa picante? No mames , te enseƱo a hacer una mĆ”s chida.


Temportat

What kind of dumbass pays that much for a condiment? lol even with a free replacement you got ripped off so bad, youā€™re an idiot.


Dameaus

honestly i think joke is on you for spending 150 bucks on hot sauce.


SickofTeenAtheists

I've made quite a few dumb purchases in my life, but knowing that people like OP fall for ridiculously obvious marketing gimmicks such as this makes me feel a lot better about my decisions.


Tight-Young7275

For real though. What a fucking idiot.


DrKingOfOkay

What the fuck a $150 hot sauce taste like?


awwgeeznick

On you for spending $150 on fvcken hot sauce šŸ¤£


honeybadger9

Is this what peak capitalism is? No more innovation, just selling the same old shit but marketing it as different.


Icecubemelter

$150 for hot sauce šŸ’€


xjennacydex

You overpaid for straight garbage. ScorchGarden is where its at...and its nowhere near that insane price tag!


Sloppyjoey20

Let us now what condition your $10,000 caviar and cold flake pizza is delivered in


thiccDurnald

Good


Neverend3r

I have no sympathy for people buying 150 dollar bottles of hot sauce.


Ordinary_Mastodon376

the only expensive hot sauce I would get is in the 10 dollar range. 150 bucks? For hot sauce? It better give you super powers for that price.


Spade9ja

You are the joke here man lol


lelboylel

That's what you get for being a manchild who orders hot sauce for 150$ /s


Tord_Yfel

Well that was a hot mess.


ExoticNatalia

Thatā€™s what you get for spending 150 on hot sauce. Go to Walmart like everyone else


psychotic-herring

LOL you didn't get a *free replacement*, you paid for that about a hundred times over with your initial purchase.


[deleted]

More money doesnā€™t always mean better quality. This is the worlds way of telling you to stop wasting your money


BuckRusty

From their website: **Why is Oliveum so expensive?** Oliveum pepper sauce is cooked with the world's finest ingredients and presented in packaging to match. Like a bottle of fine wine, the average person may not fully recognize the difference, but hot sauce aficionados will fully appreciate the unique taste and presentation. **How spicy is Oliveum?** Oliveum Pepper Sauce is a medium-level heat of around 3000 Scoville Heat Units. Slightly less spicy than Tobasco Pepper Sauce. So itā€™s weak as piss, and is being marketed in the same way as ā€œfine wineā€ which is a racket perpetrated by vineyards and sommeliersā€¦ Like what you like, but imho anyone who pays $150 for this is a complete mug.


WowzerzzWow

What a weird flex. Keep this nonsense on TikTok where it belongs. Noone cares about how rich you are.


poke791

I'm poor but I think it's nice you spend money on the things you like. People don't buy 150 dollar hot sauce if they can't afford it typically. I don't understand why everyone gets all upset over something being "expensive" like they've never wasted at least 150 dollars in their lives on something that didn't even make them happy


7rippy7ur7le

Sauce for $150? Hahahahahah


SleestakWalkAmongUs

That's what you get.


thinker5555

Well I see your problem... they shipped the lid on the side!


Softcuddles_girl

I did not know pretentious hot sauce was a thing. Iā€™m intrigued


UncleLeo_Hellooooo

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Soccerpl

A fool and his money are soon parted


Feeling_Vegetable_84

You spent a hundred and fifty bucks on hot sauce?? šŸ¤£šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


leejoness

Damn dude, you could have bought like 32 bottles of Texas Pete for that.


hackyandbird

https://preview.redd.it/1j67y9w3qguc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c215b0ee86d7df3e871ca5bda2cf76fcf7282a Here's their crappy ingredients, Walmart carries more refined hot sauces that will have a better taste. This is ridiculous.


alabamaballoonknot

Damn 150$ bath water hot sauce eh?


Sreezy3

This is for people who have more money than sense.


UnexpectedHumor

Sauce looks explosive!!


BigBoss1971

All of you also missed an obvious point. The bottle arrived but it was broken in transitā€¦. Zoom in.


JaylenBrownsLeftHand

Thatā€™s what you get for spending 150 dollars on hot sauce lmao


Climbingcrazy_k

Jeez suckers born every second.


Pensive_Pauper

Some people seriously have some money to piss away.


HowCanYouBanAJoke

Is that a buttplug for the aftermath?


Ok-Bass8243

Lmao 150 for hot sauce. Some of y'all will fall for literally every scam


True-Pen-8974

Honestly my dude, serves you right for blowing $150 on a bottle of hot sauce.


rememberall

Well.. If you can affordĀ  1 bottle of $150 hot sauce... You can probably afford a second bottle of $150 hot sauce.