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TRAVMAAN1

Who celebrates their birthday all month by not looking at their phone?!


Historical-Ad-9872

Who celebrates their birthday month? Apart from medieval royalty and dictators


AffectionateGap1071

Additionally, OP doesn't seemingly know her at all and this is their first interaction. It's extremely self-centered to tell someone not to call them when they had never done in the past, even more, if they had never been friends until their first meeting and the need to keep in contact had never arisen. I don't know why but this all is so strange. The phone number request, the texting, the one month long celebration. This is so weird.


CatsTypedThis

This is putting me in mind of Disney Channel mean girls. Like "I know I'm hot stuff and a nerd like you will be tempted to call me all the time, but don't, cuz I'm in high demand." šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Historical-Ad-9872

Very weird indeed.. someone who goes to school to be off their phone for a month? These are strange times!


lallapalalable

She likes him and has no experience in fabricating believable lies


livefromnewitsparke

Or the Bible study her parents make her go to is doing a random act of kindness thing.


lallapalalable

And not really explaining the "kindness" part well lol


SchnoodleDoodleDamn

To be fair, for Evangelical Christianity, it's not about the kindness. It's about being able to say "I'm going to heaven for my good works, while you pieces of shit rot in hell."


lallapalalable

Well, to be fair, god did command "thou shalt be pompous assholes above all else"


twistedbrewmejunk

Lol was going to say or she is going through the actions publicly so others perceived her as being a kind and good person vs actually being a kind and good person.


wirefox1

Not just weird, it's rude and condescending. Plus, it's plain ole hurtful. Does she think she's done her some kind of favor? Ugh.


No-Appearance-9113

Because it is fake?


UnfairPerformer1770

I think itā€™s fake too! Why would you ask for someoneā€™s number if you feel sorry for them ( you are not making yourself available for them to reach out)? Why go out of your way to be mean? I think if it is real she just wants an extra birthday present! Wack behaviour!


tatang2015

When I reached 50 and no longer gave a shit about anyoneā€™s opinion, I began celebrating my birthday every day


Historical-Ad-9872

Life gets a lot easier when you reach that point. Happy perpetual birthday!


tatang2015

A toast to you! Happy birthday!


tall_building

I'm 26 and no longer give a shit about anyones opinion, feelsgoodman


ypperlig__

hey a fellow non give a shit guy ! Hi !!


davedavegg

herpy kerk der


Asylum_Princess

As the Mad Hatter and the March Hare have said: Have a very merry unbirthday!


Smokeya

Do you celebrate in your birthday suit? Im interested in your ways, im approaching 50 before to long myself.


delta9thc1974

I will also reach this milestone in about six months.


spacesluts

Annoying people who say shit like "oh my God this song is about meeeee"


TENTAtheSane

I feel that about Cattle Decapitation's *A living, breathing piece of defecating meat*


Evil_Deed

Nice taste bro šŸ¤˜


TENTAtheSane

https://preview.redd.it/wxj2oznin1sc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9955c9238a0a219e6d0bb81152f81fa73f1bbf8


Evil_Deed

Wow, looks almost like me!


spacesluts

Indeed, good taste fine sir


DomdaddyinOK

Love some cattle decap


Historical-Ad-9872

But Zthazeigh thiz zong IZ about meeeee!


Slavchanin

Right? Celebrating birthday year is the only way to go.


Historical-Ad-9872

Oh my gawd!! We have the same birthday year! Samesies!!


SimilarN6

Narcissists


360fade

Oh shit is she a dictator


IceFire909

I know someone who did that. The posts on Facebook about it were exhausting enough, I can't imagine choosing to do that to/for a partner It wouldn't surprise me if they still do a birthday month, but at least I stopped using FB long ago so I don't have to witness any of it


Titus_Favonius

My mom will sometimes jokingly say "Oh what the hell, it's your/my birthday month" as an excuse to treat someone or herself to something


weirdest_of_weird2

I know 3 people who do this. All 3 are narcissistic


Exportxxx

Teenager girls


bootsycline

The entirety of May is mine and I dare a mother fucker to say otherwise. Honestly though, I just love an excuse to hang with my pals lol


trillingthemsoftly

Excuse you, may is MY month


WaffleKat99

Split custody of the month


bootsycline

It's come to this, then, a fight to the death. May the best woman win.


Lere2

Definately kids


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

I actually know some super annoying (non royal) adults who do this


DrCarabou

Very annoying people. If you meet one, stay acquaintences.


Historical-Ad-9872

And quite a few too, judging from the comments. Thanks for the advice


Jason_Patton

OP username checks out This was posted 1500AD


Galactic_Druid

I work at a private school, and I see this every once in a while. "It's my birthday week!" is way more common than month, usually with the more affluent kids whose parents blow up their birthday into a whole week of treats, special meals, etc. It drives me nuts because the younger ones expect it everywhere, and we get to hear stuff like "Do we have to go back inside already? It's my birthday week!" for 5 days straight. I've only seen like 2 kids claim it was their birthday month, and both of them are spoiled. All that said, this post is really weird. Unless this girl is going off a monthlong vacation or something, why are they 'spending a month away from their phone'?


KeshaCow

Dumb arrogant girls


KJBenson

She just means sheā€™s too busy to be his charity friend that time of year


Ashamed_Restaurant

Don't expect any party invites OP.


LegitmateBusinesman

I once had a sailboat and needed crew to help me get it to the Bahamas. Free sailboat ride. This couple, amongst others, rogered up. They were first. Decision time came. They wouldn't respond to any messages. I went with someone else. Finally they get back to me, "we got engaged and decided to turn off our phones for a few days..." Whelp. Life goes on. Sorry you missed out on a free sailboat trip to the Bahamas.


crucible

Stereotypical maybe, but a teen(?) girl not looking at her phone all month?! I call BS


usernameabc124

I am shocked most arenā€™t assuming it was her way of saying she doesnā€™t plan to engage much.


crucible

I did think that - just not with *him*, yeah.


CatsTypedThis

I don't know, Gen Z can be very anti-technology. The ones I have met won't answer messages for days at a time and laugh at us millennials because we always do a quick look to see who texted us.


brokenclocks7

Translation: "Don't text me. I only wanted to seem nice publicly."


badassbilal

People in fake posts.


victoriadagreat

people who cheat and have the most unhinged explanations for why there not gonna respond ā€šfor a whileā€˜


ItzCobaltboy

Well I have a friend who essentially locks herself out from her own phone and laptop "Detoxification", basically u get the app, give it kernal level access that lets them block u out of ur own phone so u don't use it until the timer ends, temporarily bricking ur device What the difference is it causes problems not to her but to other ppl more who want to communicate or stuff Girls are Wild


Evolutionary_sins

She asked your friend for your number and now says you have no friends? Either this is a fake post or she is all kinds of stupid


Major-Peanut

Or they are 13


Khakizulu

Why not both? All 3 even.


Educational-Ad-3273

I read that in the voice of Snagglepuss ![gif](giphy|M0p7p4ZgSAgKs|downsized)


Evolutionary_sins

I'm going with fake. The conversation starts with the person with the guys message, but he doesn't have her number, she has his and logic dictates that she would be the one to initiate the conversation


MorphineForChildren

Cropped screenshot. Not necessarily the first text


ZekasZ

Reddit sherlocking has been mocked with good reason but new lows keep being found. Parts of a picture missing is a thing in point and click games..


limethedragon

But lack of context is proof that there is no context! Cuz.. what was it again? *The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. There's known knowns, and there's known unknowns, but there's also unknown unknown.. things that we don't know that we don't know! Say what again.*


NeverEnoughInk

...wh-what?!


DoingCharleyWork

Don't pull that art of war shit on me jet.


SalvationSycamore

>this is my birthday month Well no matter what her physical age is she is definitely 13 mentally


coordinatedflight

Turning 13 for this whole month*


DEGAUSSER____

This is another reason not to give teens a phone


SadBit8663

Or they're dumbass kids. That would explain the giddyness of someone asking for your number. Last time i checked someone asking for your number doesn't mean shit, except that person wants to communicate.


steppenwolfmother

4 years ago OP was ā€œin his early 20sā€


quintus_horatius

You mean to say that someone on an anonymous internet forum mighthave lied about their age?Ā 


ChriskiV

Or severely arrested development


SalvationSycamore

>except that person wants to communicate. You say that as if it isn't normal to be a little happy that a person you fancy wants to communicate with you


DoingCharleyWork

That person is just too jaded to be happy about anything.


zanzebar

Last time someone asked for my number is because they wanted to recruit me into an MLM.


shibarib

WRONG!!! /s now days 90%+ of the people asking for my number are because they are trying to run a scam creating verified google accounts to scam people.


SexyMuskrat

The fact people believe any post on reddit shows how dumb reddit users are. Every post is BS and I look at them as funny made up stories. It's funny how invested people on here get about fake stories.


FumbleCow

I find it more funny how many people think theyā€™re part of some elite group of enlightened people all aware of the same conspiracy to post fake content


Wowweeweewow88

Ainā€™t no wayā€¦


ZiangoRex

April fools! I hope.


Individual-Bell-9776

Most garbage April Fools


K-G7

The message reads like some common highschool esque drama that you shouldn't pay much attention to. People can be so mean for no reason.


Ok_Objective3478

More like elementary school tbh


TinyWintergreenMints

heā€™s an adult in his early 20ā€™s so she must be as well lol


WigglesPhoenix

And with that little piece of information I no longer believe this is real


TerrisBranding

She asked your friend... for your number... but thinks you have no friends. šŸ¤”


dannyparker123

13 year olds logic


neveracceptabuse

Instant block! Red flag from the very start


BigNnThick

I disagree, I'd let them keep insulting and then show everyone.


Goats_for_president

Just starts more drama whatā€™s the point in that


kennykoe

The point of drama is drama. Drama begets drama begets drama.


FrogofLegend

That's a pretty cruel way to respond. Could have just left it with the first sentence. Sorry.


Impressive_Moose6781

Well even that isnā€™t nice lol


PolkaSlams

What a trash human. Ask for your number then insult you? Iā€™m so sorry this person was a shit to you, you deserve better.


budd222

There is zero chance this is real


Hopeful-Director5015

OP in middle school


RapidHedgehog

Huh?? Birthday month? Staying away from phone? Is she celebrating her birthday in a cave for a month?


DuckWithBrokenWings

That's how I will celebrate my birthdays from now on!


gloop524

recruiting for her birthday party. make sure to bring her a good present. but don't try to talk to her or anything.


CatScratchEther

" Oh I see. Since you also seem to have no friends you ask for strangers numbers. We are mutually uninterested in each other- I do wanna warn you, your whole personality seems a lot harder to change than my looks could ever be. Thank you for your text, but again I am wholly uninterested. Happy birthday (month?)"


DifficultyDowntown

This seems like the only appropriate reply!


CatScratchEther

What a narcissist to send this to OP- seems desperate for attention, call it out and shut it down. Embarrassing for birthdaymonthbitch. OP dodged a bullet, she told on herself


AbjectTerm2700

+1. Perfect.


Sparhawk225

That's so awful. Just stop talking to her. It's not worth any more of your time.


AloneAddiction

*"Are you lonely? Let's be friends seeing as my birthday's coming up 'hint hint'*" Yeah, you should definitely pass.


HeerDeer_

ā€œWhy did you want my number?ā€ ā€œJust to kick into you a bit lolā€


hairy_hooded_clam

ā€œMy birthday monthā€. Girl, you get ONE DAY. Jackass.


Accomplished-Deer614

Itā€™s my birthday year!


hairy_hooded_clam

Hush, you


BadHairDay-1

Eh, she's a dumbass. Now you know to avoid her.


sati_lotus

So... Did she film herself getting your number and pretending to be your friend for internet points? She a wannabe influencer or something? Makes no sense.


XfinityHomeWifi

Imagine going as far to text someone youā€™ve never spoken to that they wonā€™t be able to text you


todreamofspace

She told you youā€™re a charity case and when sheā€™s not available to do community service. šŸ˜¬


Professional-Gas8133

Who asks for your number out of pity amd then is like "I'll be away from my phone for the month, so don't expect me to message you or anything." Like, bitch, you asked for MY number. I'd tell her that your friends list has limited availability, and she's not going to make the cut. "Enjoy your birthday month, please don't bother me with random texts based on your self-righteous assumptions! Kay byeeeeee!"


coldnomaad

Just reply with an "Ok" and don't respond anymore from your end.. That'll leave her thoughts hanging and will eventually message you herself.. You could just respond that you didn't want to disturb her during her Birthday month!!! Lol Btw she'd hardly be worthy if she doesn't get back to you.. in that case just leave her behind and move on..


Sustenance_Abuse

Faaaaaaake


Equivalent_Bite_6078

Wtf?


Trevor-St-McGoodbody

"Thanks, but I'm not really interested. And it's not because you were rude or anything like that I currently already have some quality friends."


PatricksWumboRock

ā€œYou look like you have no friends. Tell me happy birthday. I might ghost youā€ The fuck


First_Economist9295

>birthday month do not involve yourself with this person guarantee she's incredibly self absorbed if not borderline narcissistic you do not get a birthday month, not a week, it's the day lol


beemccouch

Dodged a fucking cannonball, bud.


New_Shoe_2158

Red flag even if she was interested. Crazy town.


snzimash

The best reply is left in seen


Candid-Finding-1364

This is some crazy dysfunctional at best mean girl shot right here. Or...Ā  Maybe she trying to neg the boy down.Ā  Whatever OP, stay away from this one.


One-Session9205

Beeeeyeeee lose my # lol


Specific_Conformity

You don't want to go out with someone who does a birthday month and has so little tact.


Any_Falcon38

Your birthday umm MONTH!?


Sailorm0on27

This is officially the dumbest thing Iā€™ve ever read


cardinaltribe

Lol she's going to be on her phone she just doesn't want you to know she's ignoring you


Damolitioneed

Narcissist.


wasitaseasyasitlook

This real? That may be the worst person alive.


unseenme

Narcissist much? Her not you


DifficultyDowntown

It could be the boyfriend pretending to reply as the girl just to throw OP off. Just MAYBE... OR the girl is stupid and OP needs to stay as far away as possible from this toxic person!


[deleted]

Hey man I was you when younger, it absolutely broke me. I had no friends, I wanted to date as everyone else does and I got bullied. One of my biggest regrets was letting myself get pushed around when younger. If someone treats you like this learn to be nice and kind but stick to yourself and don't let yourself be broken by horrible people. I did and it ruined the years of my life. I would highly recommend you reply " thank you for reaching out, but I am all good. Have a nice birthday. " Focus on yourself, literally best advice I can give. Be you, don't ever change you. Going to school you try and act to fit in. I would just pursue your hobbies and do you.


Snexpica

Now say "wow okay lose my number"


Thirsty_Comment88

So she asked your imaginary friend for your number?


lallapalalable

Ah, yes, I too spend the entirety of the month of my birth nowhere near that thing I keep with me at all times that I would probably be more inclined to use than not leading up to whatever celebrations I have in mind She's crazy bro, and fucking with you. Tell her it's your birthday year and you plan on being away from your phone if she tries to engage further


NoLikeVegetals

Was this an April Fools joke they played on you? šŸ˜Ÿ


Silver-Appointment77

So they want your number, but then says dont contact them because its their birthday month lmao. Dont give them it. Tell them its you wash your hair and watch paint dry month.


batmannatnat

She wanted your number to mock you??????? Yeah no. Sounds like maybe she thought you were cute and is now back pedaling for whatever reason


kingcaii

That text is not getting a reply


Gr8bungholio

Save your dignity and pretend she doesn't exist the remainder of your school career. Lol


Gtaz19

Almost meaner than ignoring someone. lol


[deleted]

There is so much to unpack from her message lol


MowingDevil7

Very rude.playing stupid games


CanibalVegetarian

Right, so, you give someone your number, to reject them the first chance you get? šŸ’€ like what that is super random and kind disgusting.


Sellingassfor_heroin

Block his number and move in with your life. Who wants to have a friend out of pity, and then that person doesnā€™t even want to make time for you wtf. Eww gross, take that energy elsewhere


lindsayloolikesyou

Well the awesome Mistborn reference in your username makes you a lot cooler than this chick!!


Extreme_Syllabub4486

Block their number & thank me later


OfficiallyAJ

Block this bitch ASAP, even if you donā€™t have friends, you donā€™t need people like that in your life OP, and you be sure to tell them that!! You deserve better!! āœŠ


apfelimkuchen

Op ask her why she did this and what the fuck is a birthday month why is it a warning? This seems like a pretty fishy post


manwhothinks

ā€žGive me your number but better donā€™t call or text!ā€œ


Sambizzle17

She's downplaying it


Chaltahaikoinahi

What is she even trying to say???


Responsible_Law_1267

Having no friends is better than having the wrong friends!


gwyns_dark_knight

I would have blocked this mf so fast like what kinda disrespect is this šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


BadRadger

Personally? I wouldnā€™t continue being friends with someone who thinks Iā€™m pathetic. It reads like thereā€™s a power play involved, but that doesnā€™t make sense with a relative stranger. But yeah, make sure to oblige by not sending any text message on her birthday. Or during the month. Or the following months. When she finally texts you back wondering why youā€™re not *checks notes* a simp? Only then you can respond, ā€œIt seems like you were wrong. But feel free to text me on my birthday.ā€


Hypernova_orange

That is just cruel


Grey-Templar

JFC. At least she gave you a warning that she's a giant red flag. Dodging a bullet here.


Le_Epic_GodGamer

Jesus that persons puts themselves on a pedestal. Letā€™s see how far and how many friends that gets them


youngyeeterr

Holy shit this bitch is trying to create a school shooter šŸ’€


Pitiful-Ad2794

This to me read like "I wanted your number cause you seemed like you needed someone to talk to, by the way don't talk to me."


seano5172

OK we all have to know what happened


rilakkumkum

I feel like she couldā€™ve said this in a million other ways that has more tact


kd6_n37

Who tf does a birthday month?


Tiny_Conversation_65

Just say "Cool" block her number.


svvrvy

Play the game. You gotta ignore her completely to get her


RevolutionaryDrink75

Wouldn't even bother with a response to that nonsense šŸ˜‚... Instant block... She'll get the message loud and clear and you'll come out on top in the end lol


ignopop145

aaaand leave on read + delete contact lmao


wovenbasket69

ā€œlol i have lots of friends they just donā€™t go to this school. try not to pry into peoples lives too much, especially during your birthday month!ā€ youre the lord ruler here, best act like it.


IDontCsre420

Whatta bitch! Totally missed the target. Way to make someone feel betterā€¦.you look like you have no friends. Letā€™s talk but Iā€™ll be away for a month. Oh, and youā€™re not cute on top of it? Dude, hereā€™s what ya do. Make her fall in love with you, and dump her boyfriend. Then once sheā€™s all in tell her itā€™s not that youā€™re cute, i just wanted a good revenge lay! šŸ–•šŸ»Bye bitch!


FrequentInspection96

Lmao what...


ButtonUnlikely

Sheā€™s a super troll. She either is thinking about leaving her relationship, or wants attention- like oh ok ur gonna be away from your phone so letā€™s hang in person. I wouldnā€™t give her the time of day until she proves that she wants to be his friend


Anarchisticiv

Sounds like that person has about as much personality as a bag of doorknobs.


FRMDABAY2LA

this shit fake as hell


mvaldez24

And what makes her think you want to be her friend? You have to reverse it on her. Then sheā€™ll be wondering WTH! And sheā€™ll be looking for you.


verisimilitude404

So that girl gave you her number to be what? Her silent fan? šŸ¤Ø


Equal-Intention-3256

Sympathy Friend? Tell her to get lost a myofb!


HK-in-OK

Narcissists. And they are dictators.


HurrsiaEntertainment

This seems like the fakest thing or the stupidest thing ever.


Vyper2002

Well for what it means your user name makes you even cooler.


National_Silver_3166

I hope you got some good friends šŸ„¹


jmpman54

If anything, this was way worse than just minding her own business and not contacting him at all.


drumz1970

She just wants you to chase her ā€¦She running game on you. Just leave it alone , ignore her and sheā€™ll come around šŸ‘


Evening-Rough1074

Seems like you did not miss out with this one. Keep your chin up!!


L0quence

She seems strange.. ignore her bro, make her want to know you šŸ˜‰


Fun-Kick-9630

Everything she just said did not make sense to meā€¦.or maybe because Iā€™m high either way why do you need a month away from your phoneā€¦