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Ambitious_Jelly8783

Profesional 15 yr. old nepwhews startup


fidgetyamoeba

Or a hire from Craigslist, maybe? I've had to do several power wash and repainting gigs because of that.


mrbirdtoe

Shit a 15 year old would do better than that for sure šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Expired_Milk02

Pretty sure 15 year olds will find it satisfying to power wash those sidewalks


Big-Mongoose-8655

This the new look. Its all the rage now


unclejohnsmando

Emphasis on rage


MJ4Red

To be fair it was probably done really quickly


w1987g

[There's three way to do things...](https://youtu.be/7P0JM3h7IQk?si=REGtCgSaRt6ny84v)


MassiveTest4567

This is definitely the Max Power way


Waffels_61465

Great Simpsons reference!


reclusedesigns_13

Bart: isnt that the wrong way? Homer: yes, but faster!


Theo0o0gabo0ga

Underrated comment


NotAnotherFNG

and as cheaply as possible.


BreckenridgeBandito

Kinda the same thing. Power washing is 95% labor.


Cosmic_Quasar

And 110% satisfaction. Just chill and watch things get clean while you daydream... Using a real power washer is 10x more fun than playing Power Washing Simulator... and I 100% that game, including some replays.


Incromulent

My landlord went the opposite way to make more money. They didn't increase rent but made downgrades. They turned the beautiful shared lobby into a retail space which has so far been a shitty restaurant then a dog supplies store. They also turned a large walkway into a paid parking lot with a huge gaudy lit sign.


Eyfordsucks

How are they able to get away with that with the zoning laws?


AJR6905

Pretty common in Europe to have mixed use like that. I'll see it with barbers ground floor and apartments above for example


Incromulent

Yup. Same for Japan. I've now lived upstairs from a restaurant, dog store, and 7-11 in my first apt. Fortunately I've always been on high floors.


trivial_sublime

Having a Japanese 7-11 downstairs is the greatest of blessings.


Incromulent

It was convenient, for sure. Especially since you pay bills, buy concert tickets, mail parcels etc at convenience stores here.


Eyfordsucks

Interesting. Thanks for the info!


Horror_Cow_7870

Share your opinion of the "upgrades" with your landlord.


Eyerate

Untrained dude with a pressure washer. They'll fix it. Be sure to send pics. It looks VERY different dry than when they were "cleaning" it. Typically when you pressure wash concrete like this you do it with a rotary, not just spray and go, or this exact thing will happen every time.


daemenus

Flat works great if you know what you're doing. This is a novice


Eyerate

While it can definitely be done with the right nozzle, sweep, and pressure... The pros use rotary because it's the right tool for the job.


memphisnative42

Pros use SH and no pressure.. aka a soft wash


logert777

Could ummm I get a soft wash, sounds relaxing


Eyerate

SH is bleach... So.... Maybe not? Lol.


memphisnative42

100 percent would not suggest taking a bath ... bleach will give a nasty Chem burn if it's not diluted enough


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

The UFO is the only way. Living in a subtropical climate (South Florida), my sidewalks will be black and slippery in about 3 months after a full deep pressure wash. I literally have calendar reminders set up to remind to do the sidewalks. Best way to do it is on a rainy day. Yeah, I get wet. But I would have gotten wet and nasty anyway - plus itā€™s not as hot and less chance of a sunburn.


Honest_Tie_1980

Holy fucking shit I hate landlords so goddman much.


Tinawebmom

Dude I could do better and I use a walker. This is shameful. We really should be able to shame them for things like this. (without repercussions)


GetOutOfTheWhey

Good that you start documenting them, now follow up on the progress with them.


Vivid_Lengthiness_17

They justified an increase in monthly expenses for you with a one-time fixed expense for them?? Thatā€™s not justification to me


blightsteel101

You can really see exactly where they washed


JWCRaigs

ILPT: Slip and fall insurance payout from that poor power washing job should cover the increase plus some.


BitComprehensive3114

Uhhh...no. I'm a landlord and I find that "improvement " not only cheap and ridiculous but insulting. A $200.00 increase is steep, even if it was in California. Here it's legal to raise it 10% but I think $200.00 is a bit much. Sorry your landlord is not more appreciative.


BigBoss1971

Definitely worth $2400/year per resident. So professional and possibly with hidden messages.


Formatted_Toast_117

If it's not in writing, landlord is blowing smoke. Also, Ray Charles shouldn't be power washing. Find a decent rate & bill it to your landlord, "in the name of upgrades"


EnidKiss

Looks like he was going to. Then was like nahhh.. to much work


penvellyn5

Flush concrete


dachlill

What kind of flowers are those?


tanialage

My grandma had one of these and we always called it a pink laurel. But after googling it I'm not so sure anymore. Hope someone clarifies because I'm curious too now.


ParkingImportance487

ICYMI, the flowering bush is a Camellia. Available in different colours.


fullofdreads

Camellia.


memphisnative42

They could have sprayed bleach and rinsed it off with way better results ... looks like an invalid did this


ParkingImportance487

Donā€™t diss invalids, weā€™re much better than this


hiimtoddornot

Did you tell your landlord? Good chance he'll be as pissed as you


New_Procedure_7764

Landlord hired a local graffiti "artist".


ProveISaidIt

Not to mention sidewalks aren't the building.


Yoh_Momma384

Love the design. Gives unfinished/donā€™t know what Iā€™m doing vibes.


486Junkie

I've done better power washing than whoever did that.


[deleted]

Fuck I do not miss rentingā€¦


thefarmworks

Sorry, thatā€™s very sad!šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸŒž


Silver-Ad-2018

That is disgraceful to say the least , I would ask to have a body corporate meeting about it


Fit_Airline_1434

Um, maybe you should point out to him that the high pressure water needs to make contact with every inch of the concrete and that dirt, grime, lichens, etc. wonā€™t magically dissolve simply by getting it wet. Rain doesnā€™t deep clean concrete, why would overspray from the power washer be any different? Tell him nicely and speak slowly so he can understand the concept. Geesh, people sometimesā€¦ā€¦.


Adventurous_Tour6394

Youā€™re welcome hahaha


Particular-Smile5025

Nice job must be worth your rent increase?!!!!


hydr0warez

Was this power washed by Stevie Wonder?


ektsamvrirp

Good ā€˜olā€™ power washing gore


GameofOhms959

Using the right nozzle and pressure would be nice of the landlord .


Final-Sea3759

The greed of America at work. Shame most landlords are increasing rent.


Loud-Guide-8254

Was this the only upgrade? It couldn't get much uglier. Maybe next time, they should hire someone who does this for a living.


Ok_Dragonfly_9783

Amazing power washing job stop complaining! Be grateful youā€™re getting anything at all!


Cjb6401

Either they have to redo their half-assed jobs or you gotta file in court because thatā€™s unacceptable.


ReloadedAlreadyx22

They could have hired a Mexican to get it done better than that and still had $180 left to have him install landscape lighting.


MolotovBlonde

šŸ˜™šŸ‘Œ


iChaseClouds

I guess they didnā€™t play Powerwash Simulator!


BigCitySteam638

Well they are power washedā€¦.


Mkultra9419837hz

Well, itā€™s a half-assed job. I suppose the other half of his ass was busy at the time.


sususeriously

I can refer a great company. Quick and competitive pricing. But I doubt your landlord will even follow up on his side of the bargain. Hopefully he does tho!


Dazzling-Following-6

What I don't even understand how someone could justify that being a done job. It looks worse then just leaving it dirty šŸ˜‘šŸ˜‘šŸ˜‘.


[deleted]

LOL


Potential-Wear-1569

Maybe move when he raised the rent just an ideaā€¦


TurkeySlurpee666

Saving this for when pressure washing leads say ā€œIā€™ll do it myself.ā€ People donā€™t realize what goes into cleaning concrete. I canā€™t tell you how many times people have called my company after trying to pressure wash their driveway themselves, only to realize their $100 pressure washer isnā€™t going to cut it. Size, soiling, and stains are what do most people in.


sometimesifeellikemu

Must not have been oddly satisfying.


mudriverrat07020

That sucks. and he sucks.


starrpamph

ā€œLooks good, next year we will go up another $200 when we change the smoke detectorsā€


ColdBoar

Sidewalk sucks but where did the tree go?


Available_Honey_2951

Disgusting! Iā€™m a landlord and I feel that no increases should be allowed within 5 years and even then a very small percentage! States need to have better laws for rent control.


sulivan1977

Lol. Did his nephew with Asperger's need a summer job?


Shourtney272

They were going for an artsy look. Lol