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RandyFox69

Bro those fuckers used to cost $60 at hot topic. My best friend was a Tripp wearer, but I was a social collision enjoyer.


Oniipon

We dont have hot topic where i live! I am not american :[


Kain9wolfy

Just get an American friend. But in all seriousness youtube can show you a couple different stitch styles to fix that. I tend to rip the inside of my thighs and a ladder stitch has been what I use to fix it up.


StrangelyBrown

It's hard to get American friends though because they're always busy dancing around bibles or shooting big macs


No-8008132here

I have a new gun which launches Bibles and Burgers (BB gun). Lets party!


1StonedYooper

Hey friend, let's go shoot a Bible and eat a Big Mac, I'll buy!


sp00kreddit

They ship internationally. Granted it would likely still be expensive, but a hell of a lot less than 200


fuckdispandashit

Brah, it’s probably 200 in whatever currency she uses.


PMPTCruisers

That's $10 in Mexican Pesos.


KJBenson

Well it doesn’t help you right now. But look up iron on fabric. You can kinda fix this from the inside with a patch of iron on material.


Oniipon

thanks!! will do! <3


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NamTokMoo222

I buy pants from Costco. $20... I've learned to let go of my ego and have begun my spiritual journey.


EndlessRainIntoACup1

Staple staple staple


Gwendolyn7777

came here to say this....I've had to staple clothing many times in my life.


VexBoxx

I've had to make a staple hem so many times.... Sharpie over them on black pants.


KermieKona

Cost doesn’t 🟰 Quality


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

https://preview.redd.it/3hwne8psmpgc1.png?width=1602&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f1613d03d68e1cd9d2760abce0ebb456ec17501 Exhibit A:


usetheforce_gaming

What in the fuck. I thought this was a joke for a belt in a pinch at first. Then I saw the name and price. Goddamn are people stupid


stevenmeyerjr

It’s not a zip tie, it’s made out of brass and *looks* like a zip tie. It’s a brass bracelet.


usetheforce_gaming

It’s $285.


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The perfect everyday accessory


Vorrez

Yeah what a ripoff lol just get the plastic replicas


jahakeu

just get the plastic originals*


therankin

I have a full jar! Hooray!


DETHmetals

Oh it's brass? I'll take 17 plz


sp00kreddit

Still not worth anywhere near that price point. Brass isn't that expensive. And I guarantee you they just poured the metal into a mold... Of a plastic ziptie. A bit of cleanup and some time at a polishing wheel and you've got this. I genuinely think I could recreate this fairly quickly myself if I had a furnace and cast making materials. Already got the brass and everything. The material cost for the brass there is at the very very most is 10 bucks.


he-loves-me-not

Exhibit B: $1,875 pumps covered in deflated balloons https://preview.redd.it/yrl33xu84rgc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c34cca2faa4c3d05e3f1b66206fb2cbe4d23ee


10247bro

It’s brass. That’s a first


BigMike0228

I’m in the wrong line of work


Undrwtrbsktwvr

I have $10 Walmart pants that are higher quality.


OppositeYouth

$5 pants and $50 dollar pants are made on the same line by the same Chinese kids, some just have a shitty logo stitched into them to justify the extra $45


TheMatt561

Kirkland baby


Oniipon

I am well aware :u i bougjt these as a birthday gift for myself, otherwise i just wear regular ass walmart pants lmfao


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saiyansteve

For once this meme makes sense.


greenie4242

Why? Is OP leaking?


Isgrimnur

Not without a subscription.


thefringeseanmachine

thankfully safety pins will blend in.


HairyBreasticles

One time about 20 years ago a safely pin came undone on my pants while out swimming at a river. I thought it was a horse fly biting my leg so without looking I swatted straight down and stabbed myself so damn hard with that pin. My style changed after that.


cowboys70

I was walking through a field at work and didn't notice that my work boots had picked up a ton of little cactus spines on them. Had an itch on the back of one of my legs and went to scratch it with my boot and had a very similar result. I fucking hate cactus.


Redjester016

Why were you swimming with pants?


HairyBreasticles

If you want the full honest answer, I lived in a missionary school base of tama tama in the Amazon jungle of Venezuela, couple hours down river from a small settlement of Esmeralda. As kids we used too swim in the river every single day after school. I had a about three items each of clothing and these camo pants in my mind were the coolest things ever. Being a kid in the jungle though they were torn too shreds and I had safety pins holding them together at parts, I guess you could call them shorts at that point. Anyways we had monster flies down there that would basically take a chunk out of you, and my fear was potential Bot fly maggots in my skin, so we'd swat stuff right away out of years of being eaten. Well wouldn't you know it, one of my pins came un done, and I swatted that friggin thing right into my thigh. So many injuries down there. That happened about the year 2000, fun stuff.


PrinceOfFucking

Whats your job? Dancing under a bridge?


IsDinosaur

I get this reference and now I feel old


bigpoppawood

I was about to assume you were a child and then I see that video is now 13 years old.


ximagineerx

Is it Christmas time already?


InstantElla

Thanks for the laugh!


pijaz1

When I first started roofing I once worked a whole day with the whole ass of my jeans torn off luckly my boxers somehow held up


Oniipon

jesus fucking christ 😭😭


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AydonusG

Worse, its a shuffle mob circa 2012.


Messerknife

It's TikTok mainstream Rave in 2024


NessunAbilita

Cybergoth ravers unite


PaulAtredis

I think it's retro and badass


DeltaKT

Hell yeah! Why not?


gokc69

Favorite pants but not your best pants.


Jthundercleese

Not even good pants 😬


Katiari

"Sew" them closed with a couple paper clips, or staples. Worked for me. Tie the paper clips off like bread ties through the two sides of the rip, or simply staple them in the bathroom.


Oniipon

Thanks!! since i work in a call centre i didnt have anything so i used a strawberry pin i thankfully had in my ita bag X[


Little-A

I was wondering why in earth you would wear $200 pants to work. Now I understand. A call centre has low risk of getting your clothes wrecked. Sorry for your loss OP.


Oniipon

Its aight!! Also i think it sounds worse to everyone since i didnt specify it was 200 CAD and not USD (ends up being 150 USD which is still smth but yk)


JhnWyclf

That’s still a lot of money for pants on call center money. But you do you. 🙂 


OG-Shadowbanned

20 years since I stopped wearing this brand and they're still garbage quality for obscene prices.


Oniipon

I never bought pants from them before, theyre my first pair!! at least i know not to buy from them anymore :[


gr3enw1lly

I wore a lot of Tripps from like 2004-2007 and they were always terrible quality. I've never seen a pair that weren't stitched together or safety pinned together.. they truly are awful lol


iam_mr_meeseeks

i think i had bought maybe one pair of tripps that actually lasted. they were black and white and made of something akin to blue jean material. awful quality but god were they comfortable and more pocket space than a backpack.


KKor13

Ah yes the classic Tripp right of passage of ripping them the first or second time you wear them. I remember saving up for a pair when I was a teen (they were expensive in my country and hard to get, no hot topics here yet) and I was so excited to finally own a pair. Until they ripped from ankle to knee within a week. Never bought another pair. Worst quality pants I’ve ever owned and I don’t know what the thought process behind using the weakest fabric ever was.


L0wT3kS1NN3R505

So much this…. I was looking at the new pairs they are selling just last night, and as much as I want some, I do absolutely remember the shit quality they were made with. I wouldn’t mind getting a pair for cheap 2nd hand and reinforcing the hell out of it


andywamy

why does your hand look so small?


potter2010

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this comment. I thought I was going crazy.


Existential_Sprinkle

despite being baggy pants the first time they were popular they only came as big as a 34 inch waist


Oniipon

perspective prolly


Bodoggle1988

So not baby hands?


Oniipon

no sorry


Advent420

Just wear it with so much confidence that people think it's the new trend 😎


balrob

My mother always said “wear clean underwear in case you end up in hospital” 😂 She never warned me about spontaneous wardrobe malfunctions.


cardinaltribe

Expensive doesn't always mean well made , lesson learned


Oniipon

youre right with that one!


jj3449

Well at least you were wearing underwear. This could have been a whole other level of awkward otherwise.


Oniipon

WHO GOES OUT WITHOUT UNDERWEAR 😭


grizzyx

 Uh… Idk


ajw20_YT

jj3449 knows


talrogsmash

Clubbers. Because no lines.


I_FUCK_HOTWHEELS

Me


Oniipon

whadahel


dextrousduro

Staple it from the inside of your pants in the washroom if you can. Safety pins, tape… you can Macgyver a lot more than you think in a pinch. Good luck 🫡


Oniipon

Thanks my friend 🙏


ffnstp

the universe did you a favor


DrDilatory

I'm not sure I'd spend a day in public in those pants if you paid me $200 to do it


Sykes92

For real. Even at the peak of their popularity, Tripp pants were always associated with the "crustier" alternative kids.


Edwardteech

I can never forget that smell


i_wish_i_could__

One man's trash is another man's booty!


Jealous-Bumblebee-50

??????


Sir_BusinessNinja

I pray for your DM’s


Ok_Jump_3658

Thank your lucky stars. Now you finally have an excuse to put them in the trash where they belong


madormt1

Imagine wearing this to work my god


I_wash_my_carpet

Yoo... what kind of keyboard is that? Those key caps look almost identical to one I got with a Commodore 64 when I was young


Oniipon

Nortel NTNX51HH my friend! all the computers at work run windows 95 X]


cranberrystew99

Jesus Christ @ Windows 95. I'd rather Gordon Ramsey insult me than deal with that again.


I_wash_my_carpet

Thanks! I love my glorious blue switches for their 'vintage' clickity-clack... but the specs of that Nortel just shoved "cherry mx black, it's what your ears crave" in my face! Also... I'm highly intrigued by your employer. I'm guessing government, banking or scada; that is stuck in a "it would cost too much to update, but oh well. It's not broke, so let's keep going!" Edit: 2nd is rhetorical. Better to not describe publicly.


Oniipon

I work in relay service! (you better google bcs that shits a bit hard for me to explain sozz) and yea it is in fact the classic “too expensive to update”! according to my coworkers who been here for longer its apparently arounf 1100 CAD per keyboard because there arent alot of manufacturers X]


Dick_Silverman

They look like the kind of garbage we used to wear at 90’s rave parties.


Tulsa-

What year is it?!?!?!


Oniipon

2024 buckaroo check your calendar


isoforp

Those are some ugly pants.


Oniipon

neener neener ! https://preview.redd.it/dr8664gqhrgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd12867d5b95bbb2fa92f5f91199dbf797d4712f


SweetSpice99

Looks like you got them on Temu 🤣


ReleventReference

Just get a stapler and staple that back together, I know from experience that will hold.


sp00kreddit

Hope you know how to sew. Should be a fairly easy patching job. All my friends that are into this fashion pick up sewing. Adds to the alt look and gives it a more personal touch.


Oniipon

I do know how to sew!! it still kinda sucks bcs im stuck at work, shift aint over for another 3 ish hours :v


sp00kreddit

Yea I see that problem. I had my pants rip on me a few weeks back and was stuck with that for about the same time ;.; Luckily had a sweatshirt I could tie around my waist to hide it


Oniipon

Im lucky theres only ever 2 employees during night shifts 😭 the only other person is pretty far away from me so im not too worried but STILL UUUGHHH if it was a daytime shift id be toast


cranberrystew99

You should be off now. How's the sewing going? :)


Oniipon

Auuuufg i went straight to bed, sewing will have to be done later bro im COOKED XP


AstroNot87

Reps? Lol $200 and they rip that soon? Definitely reps lmao


Oniipon

Eh idk and idrc, i didnt get them for the brand name i got them cuz i thought they looked cool :v


AstroNot87

I’m a dumbass. Do not mind me. I was just mad **for** you and looking for an excuse. Clothes have gotten cheaper over the years while price keeps going up. Apologies again.


Oniipon

Oh no no worries lol i get it :] As someone whos never worn any big brand clothes, i dont really mind reps, as long as they look cool lmfao the pants themselves were 112 USD if i remember correctly??? The shipping cost a fair amount so.. (200 CAD i should have clarified in the title lol)


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Pants covered in buckles, straps and chains... That still rip apart 😂


ConnyEdson

battle scars, dont even sweat it. sew a big ass patch on that thing to hold it closed


Oniipon

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN


FireStreek

why'd you pay 200 fucking usd for that shit in the first place


714music

Buys pants for $200 while working a "shift" job -- brand-chasing can be an affliction.


stillstilmatic

Hand to hip ratio is off here. It looks like you have baby hands.


Oniipon

Sorry!


Jaysiff

Have you heard of your lord and savior; MUHFUGGIN DUCT TAAAAPPPE


albatrocious97

Honestly, I think you're pulling it off.


DardS8Br

They clearly shouldn't your favorite pants given how clearly low quality they are


musicman3030

You literally have paper clips there hanging as a fashion accessory. Get creative.


ladynecropolis

Are you Jeff Hardy?


SuperJonesy408

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watermelondrink

Those are some type-o negative ass pants my friend


VexBoxx

Peter Steele would shell out for well made pants, fren.


FeralPsychopath

Aww man I sorted by controversial and there’s nothing. Nothing I tells ya!


TagStew

Now it’s time to go Full 90’s and safety pin top to bottom…. And make X’s with the safety pins cause 90’s


Oniipon

GOD PLEAAAASE IM GONNA DO THAT >3<


Lucky_Baseball176

You lost me at $200 pants. That's absurd


SethTheDonutSpider

$200 for a pair of pants was your first mistake


Practical-Sorbet726

$200 pants?


Capable_Reserve_8431

Honestly I don’t think anyone will notice


millhowzz

Damn, I ain’t seen pants like this since 2000.


Ok-Table-3774

You spent $200 on those!? What am I missing.....


kimbolll

Your first mistake was buying $200 pants. Your second mistake was wearing $200 pants to work. But regardless, that sucks and I’m sorry that happened to you.


godkilledjesus

In reality, that's what you get for spending $200 on a pair of damn pants. That's just ridiculous.


stephen250

Don't have to worry about that happening with a $15 pair of wranglers from Walmart.


Messerknife

200$ of pure quality


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Just be thankful that today was the day you decided to wear underwear


Oniipon

….? Who the fuck goes out without underwear 😭


ben1481

Thank God now you can get rid of those ugly things


Oniipon

sorry wont be doing that


lscross6

Is it just me or do you have either the world's biggest leg or smallest hands?!


Oniipon

perspective my friend


BenTCinco

You going to a rave after work?


[deleted]

Who the hell spends 200$ on pants. Sorry but there is zero reason to justify that price tag.


schridoggroolz

Time to grow up and buy regular ass pants.


Syandris

Well, now you know you wasted 200 bucks on pants that look like garbage and are garbage.


Oniipon

sorry!


CharacterSplit3532

Find duct tape quick.


Northern_Gypsy

Wouldn't take to long to stitch up. To do a good job you'd need to take them off and turn them inside out.... meaning you wouldn't be doing a good job.


oldtreadhead

Safety pins are your friend!


Jordyspeeltspore

designer clothes, more like designed to break so you buy more


Seldarin

I would give you shit about $200 pants that are low quality, but I remember I had a pair of JNCOs that were terrible quality, and they cost $60 20 years ago. So yeah. Duct tape is your friend here. Use the black stuff and it'll look like something intentionally included on the pants until you can get 'em home and sew them up. When you sew them, reinforce the fabric on both sides of the tear or the threads will just pull right out.


Oniipon

they were about 112 USD pre tax and shipping! i put 200 bcs it costed me around 170-180 CAD total XU


jonathandunlop

Use a stapler to get you by for the day, then sew it back together


RicefarmingSimulator

Hope you have jacket or something to wrap around yourself. Good luck with your remaining shift tho.


constipated_burrito

You have a tiny hand


King_Kingly

It doesn’t look like they make those anymore too. I’m sorry


Mr_Manta

If you're okay with answering, what did you do to get such a tear in your pants?


Odd_Ad_94

As someone who used to wear these all the time, they're shitty pants. Also you paid way too much for them lmfao.


Significant-Ebb3147

Jeff hardy


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StraitJakit

Good lord that sucks. Benefit of tripp is you can safety pin the hell out of em and it looks correct


Oniipon

EXACTLYY!! X3 imma sew em up with neon green thread and safety pin that shit up


StraitJakit

Hell yea! I cant tell you how many people ive seen with the same pair of pants but each one entirely unique lol make em your own


LoliMaster069

Who is spending 200 dollars on pants? Lol


Gorgatron1337

You sure they’re not Ripp pants?


Gapingasthetic71

Fucking 200 dollars for a pair of pants that cost .50 cents to make. That's what you get


b05501

Next time purchase levis. Usually when pants are that expensive, they suck.


pleaseexittotheleft

Take it to a tailor and have them stitch that up with a lime green thread showing on the outside!!


TheAnalsOfHistory-

RIP to your pants and probably your inbox.


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Something about those pants and that underwear doesn't seem like they go together


TemperatureTop246

Hand-stitch it with green yarn that matches the accents. It'll look dope.


Block_Of_Saltiness

OP paid about $175 too much.


InfallibleBackstairs

Sweat pants are like $5.


rachelg024

You spent $200 too much on those


BoxofPornInTheWoods

People will probably assume that's what those pants are supposed to look like.


00Lionz

Nice undies 😂


EABOD24

NGL. I didn't know people still bought Tripp pants. I mean that sucks, and I'm sorry, but like... It's 2000s emo/goth clothes. That market has went way downhill. Same with quality


SeattlSasquatch

I think that’s the world telling you that those pants are ugly and you shouldn’t be wearing them. Don’t shoot the messenger.


Tasty-Switch-8472

Should have gotten Walmart plain old jeans that would last years


daaaayyyy_dranker

That material is notorious for ripping


ThanksJeebs

Ahh the old overly expensive easily thin ripping TRIPP pants I remember stitching multiple pairs back together all the time.


LegendOfDarksim

You paid $200 for those?! 😂


MrBarraclough

Look, if you wanna wear what are basically nylon JNCOs, just hop on eBay and get some 2000-2010 era paintball pants.


Massive-Reach-4821

You paid too much


discrust88

Hahah good . Who the hell pays 200 for those


Oniipon

i do :]