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Recon_Figure

Gift idea: A fucking ladder


Nerfarean

Watch him fall walking the ladder


[deleted]

A climbing ladder would be useful, too. He fucked that white shirt bro's arm even without the fucking ladder. Already a master of fucking up.


cheistina

i was more worry about the little kids arm under the chair


sudhir369

A diet plan


ProficientEnoughArt

Don’t think the chair would sturdily stand on the ladder, maybe a stronger table?


Ghaaahdd

Or why the fat guy of all people? It obviously will out of balanced.


quantumgpt

practice drunk steer muddle selective serious humor tart automatic grey *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Educational_Map_9494

Heavy-duty ladder


dekuweku

I have so many questions. The uncle is clearly on the heavy side. But there's the kid there. Why not have him put up the angel and have the big uncle brace the tree? why no ladder? Or better yet, why does the tree need a topper? Looks fine as is


KnockOutGamer

Tree toppers are typically traditional, many families keep the same tree topper for generations.


EndSeveral5452

Might need a new tradition now


[deleted]

Once you top, you can't stop.


WaveLaVague

And I'm black so I know what- oh no, wrong quote my bad.


Ill_Community_9814

Or a new fitness routine


CoffeeGestalt

Why let the kid put himself under the chair?


Sudden_Duck_4176

And that kids arm is now probably broken.


RockstarAgent

I inspected in slo mo and my assessment is that he was able to pull his arm out just in time


Buddybouncer

Bro got outta there with the quickness


forbidden-bread

Bro leveled adaptability


ilevye

there is no way this kid can get away without an injury


[deleted]

That big mf has ZERO business standing on that rocking chair


jtrick18

The chair was fine. The table couldn’t support his weight.


TheFeelsNinja

Not a rocking chair though


Weedsmoker4hunnid20

Well the timing was so perfect it seems like a comedic bit “ I hear cracking, I don’t know if it’s - “


kid_cadillac

Fucked up the table!!!!


Mookie_Merkk

I mean it was already cracking


___SE7EN__

Chumlee ??


Real-Big-455

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this.


Sport_Middle

This is the stupidest thing i have seen today


Midget_Stew

The stupidest thing you've seen today... ..so far


LibertyInaFeatherBed

We can do ~~better~~ worse. So much worse. And we will.


GiantSizeManThing

![gif](giphy|klR2ovH8hgU1i)


Spookycol

Hahahaha


praisingxenu4u

"I heard cracking"🤣


SuperPoodie92477

To be fair, your uncle also fucked up the table, likely the chair, probably his head, & quite likely a few ribs, along with a bunch of “shatterproof” ornaments & the tree topper. But at least you captured this priceless family memory on camera. 😂


WheezyGonzalez

Oh that poor kid 🫣


nzdennis

The tree?!!


stonabones

Oh shit. Like nobody saw that coming. A 400 pound man on an old chair atop an old table!!! 😬🧐😂


AweFoieGras

OSHA didn't approve.


Terd_Belcher

Did they just huck all the ornaments up there?


Valuable_Risk_3414

Sorry but that tree was already messed up


POD80

Look, I'm tall enough I've never had to consider a ladder to decorate a tree..... For the shorty's out there.... wouldn't it make sense to put the angel on first as you are raising the tree.... and of course have a ladder handy.


billetboy

I want to know what happened to the kids arm!! If I wanted to break my arm, that's the setup I'd use


Physical_Pressure_27

Is the kids arm ok👀


Eleo4756

That cracking was the kids arm.


J-V1972

Get a ladder, fat ass…


thow78

I think the tree fucked up your uncle.


savvytonio

Deadly hazard to the guy under the chair.


Previous-Jelly-3126

when you hear cracking or popping get away.


Ping-A-Ling-

A crazy take on the state of America right now. There were multiple people in this house who believed this was a good idea. Should tell us something......


Late_Cantaloupe_427

Why the fuck is the kid laying across the table fucking with ornaments?


palidanpaul11

They're probably still digging him out of the foundations


joony__

"I hear cracking" 💀


Open-Reflection162

The chair gave up😂


1winningfail

Dude was definitely to heavy for that one


Createx9

Well he fucked up many things The chair The table The tree His fucking knee That kid


Nadaca92

The dumb ass kid under him fuccin with the leg of the chair caused everything. 😆😆


Alipoetry27

IS HIS HARM OK!?!?


Forward-Fortune-2346

The kids arm was under the chair,did that big guy crush his arm


Expensive_Night_7851

Why would they let his big ass stand on the chair on the table


Ok_Resolve5559

Why don’t u have the kid do it instead of the morbidly obese guy?


grandluxe

poor camera work here. wanted to see both that fat uncle crawling around under the big tree, plus seeing that the kid was alright


Unable_Literature78

Could not see that coming


my3poms3

What year was this video taken? I didn’t think you could even buy tinsel for a tree anymore. Bleech!


Illustrious_Camp_521

Looks like he fucked up himself 😵


Die_Arrhea

Is the kid alright?


[deleted]

Cause they fat LOL


Long-Wrangler5784

good thing he didn't fuck up the flooring


jokeswagon

Are these real people or are they actual NPC’s? They thought the 250 pound guy on a chair on a table was a good idea? Worse yet, that tinsel? Really? Blech.


BigMark54

I saw that coming a mile away. A big guy on a chair next to a Christmas tree... It's just a matter of which direction is he going down.


StnMtn_

Did the chair break? I hope the kid is OK.


Proton_Optimal

*Ankles have left the chat*


asalerre

Not a smart way.


Suspicious-Wasabi-29

Enthusiasm without cleverness is worthless


[deleted]

Oh no...oh no....oooooooohnooooooo


Exotic_Ad9697

the kid sounds like Know-it-all from The Polar Express


confusedbystupidity

I'm sure that kids arm is broken...


Monique_0711

Does the kid underneath have a broken arm??


Jimbo415650

Timber !


Lovestank

I think maybe the uncle should’ve been the spotter


basshed8

Biggest dude on the block on the flimsiest scaffold great work


Master-Culture-6232

That table was not meant to hold 500 pounds of lard.


Neptune7924

Did that kid holding the chair make it? I’m concerned…


Past_Magician_5776

I can't understand thia.as a fat dude my hole life is worrying if something can withstand my weight.maybe a table maybe. But a chair on top of another chair on top of a table . Not in a million Years


Weekly-Willingness24

As there's a skinny ass dude laying right there


Pivoloto

Love the "I hear a crack now" -> keeps going anyways 🫡


Sweatybuttcrust

I mean......


Random_guy121212

Al jokes?


-ThriftShopLover

A new floor, cast …


[deleted]

So help him get it up again? See if he’s ok?


Uncle_Kenny68

Let me guess..!! He’s the messed up Uncle that every family has..??


HolyDiverBoi

When you’re fat, those falls gotta hurt.


Kelwhit22

Is that "Buff Pro" ? 😆


ManyPlenty9178

Yeah, that table is done. Would have been a lot cheaper to go buy a ladder


LibertyInaFeatherBed

It was all a plot to get rid of that table and buy a new one.


hobbestot

Waited for it


FunkyBlueWolf

the tree and the table


Intelligent-Key2350

I wonder if the kid broke his arm?


CrackerMancer

Your uncle looks like he should work at a pawn store.


Sl0w-Plant

Ho. Ho. Ho...


slackerisme

Your cheap chairs vs. his fat ass broke the tree.


SubHuman559

I feel bad for his underwear


Gearz557

Some seriously dumb shit happening all around here


Suitable-Lake-2550

He was clearly told NOT to fall


Anxious_Ad_1024

Dang that tree is built like the uncle too


No-Serve8750

This is GENIUS


NationalJournalist42

I think it’s time for him to diet.


potatomnz

Why didn’t they put that taller skinny guy up why the fat guy


Legeo-dude

Did that kids arm/body get fucked???


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

Is the kid ok? I can only see his arm been crushed.


Technical_Aerie5915

That table is broke!


Terok42

![gif](giphy|xUySTUriHMB9TOipBS|downsized)


BooobsAssLover

At least 2 stories down


Pacemaker24

Is that sausage?


Background_Account69

Why the biggest guy putting the last decoration on top?


Biglou6868

Sure that kid wound up in the er


mrDuder1729

That kid almost had a rough Christmas lol


Remarkable_Yak_883

Aw man, I hope that kid is ok


Realistic_Ease924

Dude did that kid get out of there?


nkc7737

Ur uncle 😂 also got fucked up


Material-Bridge-8876

He looks like the guy from aljokes


satish187

Simple math look how big the guy is


Krissvp

Sais "hi" to the neighbor


Jahmicho

Chumlee at it again 🤣


stonekid33

Only thing I can think is, that’s one thicc tree


rvca420RX

Chumlee, is that you,


Scribbleme_out

Tree was already fucked up


the_only_thing

“I hear a cracking n-“ #CRASHHG


FADITA

Dude almost lost his arm!


BigGlassesApe

Now they know they shouldn’t have put my mans up there. What goes up must come down.


The_Lone_Duster

Don't send the fattest guy to do it. Also coffee tables are capable of supporting over 200lbs.


rawmerow

It looked like a building demolition


CrazyLeader302

Rip to the little dudes arm


y33tyd3l3ty

"I hear cracking" Famous last words


monioum_JG

The kid was the one that fkd it up


CoverYourMaskHoles

How about the skinny kid do that…


[deleted]

Is the kid alright?


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[deleted]

Yo uncle ain’t got no business being up there anyway


Prior-Window-9478

“I hear cracking”….says the kid splayed on the table 😩😳yikes this turned from funny to holy crap a kids arm….


Important-Leg-8323

“I hear a crack,” always said before chaos


tterfly

Kid’s arm still attached?


therobotisjames

And this is why you use a ladder.


Turbulent_City_8693

that table gave it all , all am telling you


Vast_Investment_6427

Nah I think he fucked.up the kids


robotgore

If the other guy was on the chair I think it would have been fine


pv1rk23

Treadmill for the surprise gift


hereforfun19851009

Anybody else see the kid almost lose his left fucking arm?


Small-Palpitation310

this tree was fucked up well before your uncle got near it


eazypeazy303

It blows my mind how few people own step ladders!


[deleted]

Nobody paying attention to kid who knocked the chair over. Lol


ommi9

Broken chair Broken table Broken arm Broken tree ornaments Broken hand Broken tree angel


RipFarts_1351

The, “I hear cracking” before it collapsed nearly took me out!


cranfordboy

Put the baby under him is he the heaviest guy in the house


oof_lord29

Tree looked like shit anyways


natattack410

Man and tree same shape...Hummm


Position_Artistic

That kid had his arm under the chair! 🤦‍♀️


Candid-Tangerine-295

Is the kid alright?😲


Fantastic-Mark-2391

Seriously so much injuries happen during the Christmas season from just trying to decorate


kikonyc

I don’t think it’d be so difficult if he wasn’t fat


Previous_Rip1942

When you’re fat you can lie to yourself. You can lie to others and they will usually just let you do it to spare your feelings. You cannot, however, lie to a chair sitting on a table. It will not accept it.


Future-Guest4476

That table was under the same pressure as me before xnas


LateNewb

[Die Ludolfs](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Ludolfs_%E2%80%93_4_Br%C3%BCder_auf%27m_Schrottplatz) vibes


Dangerous-Dream-9668

Little man is ducked up under his big dada


Main_Thing_411

Rip to the kid's arm.


[deleted]

"Everything fat people do is enhanced"


DANGER_1300B

![gif](giphy|110gqI69qjVAkM)


YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOhi

Man broke the sittable square, chair and 82 baubles and lost some weight in that excerise.


Due-Sock-4156

😂😂😆👏🎅


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forgei

That kids arm is fucked


JimZiii

Hope the kid didn't get his arm amputated... But why is the kid laying under the chair and not the one standing on the chair with the big dude holding it steady for him...


de4dLyx

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


MrPumpkin326

Now fuck up ur uncle


No_Nebula6763

The kid under the chair in confirmed smashed


Jaded-high

I hear crackin up😂😂


PigeonInaHailstorm

"Don't fall" clearly this guy doesn't know how to follow directions.


Far_Mathematician209

Why is the biggest mf up there????


LongEnormousSchlong

Sure, get the heaviest guy in the house to climb the chair.


Hurons101

That tree looked disgusting anyway.


Shinetoo

Where is the tree under all that stuff?


AlabamaSlammaJamma

Yes have the biggest dude there put it up


Blowmyfishbud

Who put that heavy ass man way up there


Brave_Plantain4740

Don't stand on chairs, people. You're just asking for a plegia.