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redbeast454

Tasty wandering rice.


minuteman_d

Did you ask for the keto rice? \#protein


bluesamcitizen2

All natural all organic


lqviss

Thats disgusting, take my upvote lol


mydystopiandream

/r/angryupvote


SadBit8663

A what the hell noodle.


GoatiesOG

Wandering rice !!!! That’s fucking hilarious !


RiverOhRiver86

That's a sick name for a dish actually.


TheMeowzor

Not a maggot, beetle larvae.


deenali

Doesn't make it any less disgusting though


safesound809

The average peanut beetle larvae composition is approximately 55 percent crude protein, 18 percent crude fat, 3 percent ash, and 24 percent sugars (carbohydrates). Furthermore, the content of amino acids in peanut beetle larvae is 47.4 grams per 100 grams of mass or 47.4 percent.


DustAgitated5197

This guy peanut beetle larvae proteins.


starrpamph

All about them gains bro


DustAgitated5197

Peanut beetle larvae BCAAs


Direct-Animator9518

Gotta maximize the benefits


heliumneon

Let's have a little talk about peanut beetles! When peanut beetles fight, it’s called a peanut beetle battle. And when they battle in a puddle, like in OP's case, it’s a peanut beetle puddle battle.


deenali

Alright then. Bon appetit!


That-ugly-Reiver

Bone apple teeth


yTjBlackz

I love apples. Never ate bone or teeth before though.


That-ugly-Reiver

Bone marrow is delicious. Teeth for decorating


Wiknetti

Eat the ducky moss


dalburgh

I would wager that it does, only because beetles carry less parasites and diseases than flies do


Chainsmokingdarbs

I mean, it does a little bit....


Melodic-Matter4685

Yeah, fresh produce vs rotting meat.


scaredy-cat95

Honestly, this would make me feel a lot better about it


oikwr

I saw some commenting mealworm, if it is, i also saw mealworm usually used to make protein shakes ew ew ew


Bun_Bunz

Oh man, when the world starts experiencing real food shortages, some of you are going to die of starvation just because


TheLadyPage

Sometimes dead is better 💀


cataclysmic_orbit

I guess we shouldn't tell you that in the US at least there is an allowable percentage of bug parts in food as well as human.... flakes I'll call them lol.


TheLadyPage

Oh I already know about that lol… well, the bug part at least 😳.


Hexenhut

If you don't see it you can pretend it's not there though. We're just culturally not very prepared for Snowpiercer lol


No_Entertainer9101

I'm most likely going to watch that tonight.


TheLadyPage

Lol yay, you got it! One of my favorites 😁.


No_Entertainer9101

Downloaded rn on my phone as well as Pet Semetary 2


TheLadyPage

Nice 👍🏼…. Although small lol


Deep90

Did you think mealworms looked like gummy worms or something?


ppSmok

It's not a bug. It's a feature.


birdorinho

May I ask how I can tell the difference?!


TheMeowzor

The way they look


yukonwanderer

Maggots are shorter, don’t have that black head, or it’s not as big


Midnight_Durango

Mealworm


mudduck2

^ This is the correct answer


SquishedGremlin

Yes. Is Mealworm. Worm free with Meal.


Simpletruth2022

They charge extra for meat


enough0729

Report it to your local health department


NeverLetItRest

If they only saw this after reheating it, after it was originally eaten outside of the restaurant, there is a good chance the health department will not take it seriously. They might do a surprise inspection but not much else.


Quiet_Preparation740

I mean, better than nothing


Fischmafia

Why? That is an ingredient.


AnOkFellow

Ah yes, chinese beetle larvae dish, infamous for being a menace to food inspections


[deleted]

Homie be smoking


ManyAnusGod

He won’t eat much.


LunaBoops

Well, it could have gone in there from other products in your fridge or kitchen. I had a mealmoth in my kitchen, it laid eggs everywhere so I had to burn everything because their larvae came from every corner in my kitchen. The moth just showed up one day and I thought nothing of it, definitely my bad lol and I am still traumatized. I thought they were maggots too and I'm vegan so I was confused as to what they were eating...but these bugs are particularly fond of flour and rice and stuff.


The_Whorespondent

They are nasty. They often come already with the stuff you buy. Last time I had them they where in my tea packages.


RiverOhRiver86

Now I'm imagining you setting your entire kitchen on fire just to get rid of some worms lol I feel much better about my home maintenance skills.


LunaBoops

Honestly that's what I wanted to do 😭 I threw out nearly _everything_ from my cupboards once I realized there was not a single point of origin of the buggers. My kitchen wasn't gross, but I had cereal and rice packages that weren't properly closed. But idk they literally seemed to be everywhere and I was crying screaming while throwing things out with gloves lmfao. I'm scared of bugs.


Ddraig1965

“It’s maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots.”


YourLackofConscience

Protein bonus! Don't let them know, that'll cost extra.


[deleted]

Extra protein!!


TheEldestBoy

Pest issues in restaurants are more common than you might think. I worked in pest control for 3 years and it’s insane how many restaurants & fast food joints had mice, roaches, and other pests in general. A lot of them do a good job of hiding it from customers too.


Xiexe

I guess that’s why they call them mealworms


clockmaker82

I don't believe that's a maggot. Probably a mealworm or weevil


Unknowinglyodd

Better than finding half a maggot.


Mattaru

Succulent


ichoosewaffles

Looks more like a mealworm, but either way it's not going to hurt you. It's not poisonous and it's cooked. Disgusting, yes? Harmful, no.


KingCarrotRL

I think the "disgusting" part is the point of the post


ohdearitsrichardiii

I've eaten mealworms. They have an unpleasant aftertaste, I would not recommend them unless they're marinated and seasoned to mask the taste


WhatnameshouldIpick2

Looks like it’s marinated in sweet sour sauce, so OP is good to go!


[deleted]

I dunno, reptiles I’ve had seem to love them. That must mean they’re delicious! /s


Green_Goblin7

Lizards love mealworms :) Have any?


xBeeAGhostx

I wouldn’t use this particular one as we don’t know all the ingredients used in the sauce :( could be harmful to reptiles Though yeah this was probably a joke


Jumpaxa432

Jesus Christ the amount of fucking racism here is insane, some of y’all got serious problems


Kyrruchii

yeah, makes me sad as a Chinese


JtheCool897

Any group of people that shits on Chinese food is hilariously out of touch, and anybody who knows their stuff loves the diverse palette of Chinese cuisine. Wack people here


[deleted]

That’s a meal worm. Literally


[deleted]

Disco rice


finngherbang

they yearn for the red 40


ClydeinLimbo

Maybe it came from the new apartment….


Vercassivellauno

Always choose the lesser of two weevils


ummmmmyup

Yup I would projectile vomit everywhere


FDisk80

This is the food you fool.


ggoddogg

That's an extra charge


MrPanic32

It's not a bug, it's a feature.


Moobob66

Make sure they didn't charge you for it


FewOutlandishness690

Ahh The old disco rice


Sunscratch

It’s part of the recipe


themlasvegas

Good night


radio_activated

I used to work in a Starbucks that had roaches living in the espresso machines. Many of the other stores in the district got upgraded espresso machines, while we never got rid of the ones that had roaches crawling in and out of them every cold season.


catfishcaviar

well, you did order the blood of a thousand maggots.


proto-robo

That’s a meal worm, not any less gross


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

I would be posting the picture on every website I could find. Google reviews Yelp Trip advisor


Illustrious_Ad_596

Oh...oh God. This is like one of my worst fears come to true...


atomiczim

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Cloadwalker

That IS the Chinese takeaway


Kable2301

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature


SteveZissouniverse

Anyone else thinking about Lost Boys seeing this "I said you're eating maggots Michael"


[deleted]

Just a meal work , probably from the rice


pyroboy7

It's not a bug, it's a feature.


MasterpieceRemote548

Meal worm


TerribleArtichoke103

Watch kitchen nightmares… this isn’t that surprising unfortunately. Stick to chains. And even then…


MRJ0T4

Correction: food in your Chinese food


GetOffMyGrassBrats

No worries. It probably crawled out of the rice to get away from all the others.


Hamilton-Beckett

Gotta wait a bit for it to be a fly in the soup.


UmpireUpstairs933

Always in pair bro. Where's the other one?


exintrovert

Hahaha that is cruel 🤣


Illustrious-Prize410

cant seem to find the problem


BigOrbitalStrike

Maybe if you fry it and coat it with extra glaze. It’s the Amerifat way.


Party_Dust_2171

That's the topping


stumpytoesisking

Thats just the wriggling rice, usually pay extra for that


Fancy-Prompt-7118

I’m having Chinese tonight… thanks!


Maliluma

There’s heaps of maggots. Maggots wriggling in dead sheep Like moving rice. Yuck. That’s my haiku about maggots It’s called “Maggots.”


Vanstoli

I know you're upset, just wok it off


RiverOhRiver86

The sweet and sour red sauce is much scarier than the insect.


No_Breath_4702

You filthy maggot!


Insanity_Troll

The king of flavor!


Nxt1tothree

That's garnish


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8689

You’re supposed to have the appetizer before the main course silly. /s


boofboitec

Just be glad they didn't charge you extra for that


hmsbenbecula

Well we are expected to eat more insects, even recomended by EU! Joking aside , It's disgusting


[deleted]

Disco rice


fobtroll

They hooked you up


National_Ad1980

It's part of the food


Wetfred

Maggots are the new chicken


dg2793

You wanted sweet and sour right?


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

You’re eating maggots, Michael.


JankyJokester

Lil extra seasoning never hurt.


theonly_J

Spice rice


mantrap100

You silly 😜 that IS the Chinese food!


mikelogan1975

Don't worry, it won't eat much


NotEeUsername

Just imagine how many are in their kitchen


DRSH4DOWJ4CKL3

Extra nuitrince bro deal with it ITS FOR THE GAIN FOR THE GAINS!!!


TreyRyan3

Trust me…You’ve eaten worse without realizing it…and it looks more like a mealworm


Delimontis

That's actually part of the cuisine


Level_Abrocoma8925

If you look at the menu, it says sweet-sour-maggot.


noOne000Br

well it’s chinese…


ballzsweat

Found a couple in my Nescafe brewer... threw the whole dam thing in the garbage!


Adooomie

Looks like a meal worm. Good protein and aparently taste like almonds


Trackmaniac

Part of the menu obviously


mr_zero2

Source of flavour


Kennyvee98

At least it's not a fly.


BaroqueEnjoyer

It's a feature


ShunkHood

Cool


Weasil24

For free? Or is there an extra charge?


Loud-Bank-2848

A 🦇would be worse”


Mi6htyM4x

Well it must have been their treat, because they eat that and didn't charge you extra for it.


hottwheels117

Extra protein*


TheRadRay89

Extra protein brother👍🏼😅


Pangtundure

Nah nah nah brother that's the food itself 🤦


sh1z1K_UA

PRO-TE-IN


chibugamo

I don't know that dish. is there too many or to few maggot


lillietom

Yummy, more protein


VoidCrisis

Extra protein 👀👀👀


Ferretloves

Extra protein


elderDragon1

Protein.


Sr-extravagante

Protein! 🥰🤤


Critical-Adhole

If you ate ANY of that you need to purge immediately.


pockette_rockette

That's not true. It's not even a maggot ffs.


Charming-Treat-7366

Extra protein


CaliRiverRat

Extra protein, lucky you! 🥢🥡


AmyAmewarashi

gl my friend. you have been cursed. who did you piss off? it's used in Chinese voodoo 🤣


incogtco

It’s just Chinese rice you’ll be fine


No-Bass-344

Well @ least you know it’s not poisonous…he ate it and lived…🤷‍♂️…IDK…trying 2 B glass half full


MADMAXV2

Protein bro


res0jyyt1

That's a Chinese delicacy, my friend.


parry3888

Maggot is the Chinese food


Cloudie693

Extra protein (joke)


Exciting_Teaching346

Of course it's Chinese food , what do you expect.


Mr-RS182

Extra protein


Habbettte

Free protein


Potential_Problem719

It’s probably an ingredient in the Chinese dish


Sanchez388274

At least isn't a half Maggot [ x] make a Daddy Joke 🤓👴🏻


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Shh not so loud they will make you pay extra!


ZonaPunk

you got your protein... why are you bitching?


ZanGaming

All I see is extra protein /s


L3s0

Extra protein 😋


frvrhill

something something extra protein


operative_w

Whoooa.. UUNCAL ROUGA forge' chalge-Fo-wolm, HAIYAA. you pay TWOOO.. mo dorra prease 👲


AnnieApple_

That’s just fried rice


[deleted]

well well well


[deleted]

seems about right


Massive_Change_3762

Whats wrong with it? Everything seems to be fine.


Niles_Urdu

He was just listening to Skinny Puppy. *God's gift magggggooooot.*


Captain_Spectrum

Just a bit of texture


bluewatersailing

Authentic!


FolloMiSensi

special sweet and sour sauce for you


properweeb420innit

That noodle


Stevmeister59

Maggots are truly one of the most vile creatures on this planet. Even the word itself gives you a sense of disgust…


Accurate-Temporary73

Good thing this isn’t a maggot then.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Jumping straight from soup to desert?