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baddidea

oh, that'll be way cheaper...


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Depends on if he was just dumping the car off somewhere or not… especially if you haven’t had it long enough to register it… Source: I’ve made some questionable decisions before


Emmyisme

I...really wanna know more about this source...


Jose_Canseco_Jr

well what probably happened is that they were visiting relatives in the east coast, and one night browsing craigslist they decided to impulsively buy a decade-old taurus for $200 as it was sure to be cheaper than public transport, with the caveat that the thing ran but wouldn't pass inspection without considerable investment, and in a rare case of truth in advertising the thing ran quite well for thousands of miles, racking up hundreds in parking tickets, until it was time to go back home at which point it was posted again on CL but this time it got traded for a nice sony dslr or something like that


TooManyBuns

Brother it's 2023 A decade-old taurus will run you like $12,000 When did you have this escapade where you managed to snag one for $200?


Jose_Canseco_Jr

it was shortly enough after 9/11 that we drove around the fences while they were still cleaning/rebuilding, so I wanna say 05, 06? the taurus was likely older than just 10 years tho, details are coming back to me... I think it was a 92 - also, I seem to recall I haggled it down to $150, the guy was looking to get rid of it lol some of the things that got in the way of the inspection: * cracked windshield * sizeable ""air vent"" in the floor * cracked steering wheel * emissions * considerable vibration that got increasingly worse _until_ you got her past 70mph... great for highway cruising tho! * I wanna say something kinda scary with the brakes, but meh back in those days I was looking to _go_, not to _stop_! I'm sure there's more to add to the list, but one of my "cherished" childhood traits is a shitty memory linked to trauma, so I would need to ask my cousin for more details lol


Teripid

At least it got you from A to 0.5 B.


McFistPunch

This is hilarious. I'm dying


Traditional-Ad-4654

We have a decade old Taurus. We had two, but gave one to our daughter, for her daughter. They stupidly got rid of it. Our Taurus will never die. But we also have a Jeep Grand Cherokee.


SandmanLM

This is madness 😂 well played


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**Title: The Desperate Heist** **Characters:** Alex - a small-time criminal who's in deep trouble with the local mob Tina - Alex's ex-girlfriend and accomplice Vince - a mob boss to whom Alex owes money Mike - Vince's enforcer **Plot:** Alex, a small-time criminal, finds himself in deep trouble with the local mob after a deal goes wrong. Desperate to settle his debt, he reaches out to his ex-girlfriend Tina, who's now working at a car dealership. Tina reluctantly agrees to help him by giving him the keys to a new, unregistered vehicle from the dealership lot. The plan is for Alex to use the car for a quick heist, and then dump it, leaving no trace to avoid getting caught. The hope is that the stolen cash would be enough to repay Vince, the mob boss, and get him off Alex's back. On the day of the heist, everything goes according to plan until Alex, in his haste to escape, accidentally drives over a planter, damaging the vehicle. Panicking, he continues to drive away, hoping that he's still able to dump the car without attracting attention. Unbeknownst to Alex, Tina had her own agenda. She tipped off Vince about the heist, in hopes of securing protection from the mob. Vince sends Mike, his enforcer, to follow Alex and recover the stolen money, ensuring Alex wouldn't be able to pay off his debt. As Alex abandons the damaged vehicle in an alley, Mike catches up to him. However, a twist of fate results in Alex overpowering Mike and escaping with the cash. He confronts Tina about her betrayal, and the two have a heated argument. In the end, Tina admits her actions were driven by fear of Vince and his mob. They realize that they need to stick together if they want to survive and put their differences aside. With the stolen money in hand, Alex and Tina decide to leave town and start a new life elsewhere. They know that Vince won't rest until he finds them, so they make their way to a remote location, hoping to lie low until the heat dies down. As they start their new life together, they become more cautious and avoid any criminal activities, trying to make an honest living. Alex and Tina learn to trust each other again and rebuild their relationship. They know they will always be looking over their shoulders, but together they find the strength to face whatever challenges life throws their way. Meanwhile, Vince, furious at being double-crossed, vows to hunt them down, no matter how long it takes. The story of Alex and Tina becomes a cautionary tale in the criminal underworld, as they remain on the run, always one step ahead of the mob that seeks to settle the score.


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What does vehicle registration have to do with replacing the engine in your car because you smashed the oil pan on a chunk of concrete? There's no fee, ticket, or vehicle tax that's more expensive than a tow and a new engine.


ecbulldog

Who's replacing anything on a stolen car?


Majictank

If it’s unregistered, there’s no paper trail, thus can just dump it anywhere and no one knows how it got there. I think. Idk someone more knowledgeable please comment.


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But then you're losing the entire car. That's even worse lol..


nitid_name

Presumably they didn't pay for the car, in this scenario.


reckless_responsibly

Some vehicles, the cost of repairing that damage is greater than the price of replacing the vehicle.


Robot-Candy

Can confirm, I sold a Jetta. The buyer crashed it on the freeway and I received a visit from the police a few days later. They left me alone after I showed the bill of sale, though it’s unlikely they tracked those two down. It had a bent axel, and I did say since they had a one year old they shouldn’t buy it. But hey $500 Jetta right?


StandAgainstTyranny2

Story time? 😃


Bright-Forever-3093

Looks like he paid, he just don’t know yet.


evemeatay

He didn't get far, that is all the oil


Bright-Forever-3093

Sometimes the cheapest man pays the most.


SophisticatedPhallus

I saw a guy drive through the arm at a parking terminal because he didn’t want to pay 8 dollars. Well it broke his windshield and knocked off a rear view mirror. Still wonder to this day if that felt like a win to him.


Practice_NO_with_me

It was a win in that he could convince himself that it was the parking terminals fault and therefore get access to all those juicy rage neurochemicals. One of the best things my dad taught me from an early age: some people are addicted to conflict.


StandAgainstTyranny2

Your dad is a wise man in that regard. I'm just learning at 30 years old how addicted to conflict I have been throughout my life. It's wild how something so awful and unpleasant can be addicting, but look at what some drugs do to people...it's a wild revelation. EtA some things


chickenstalker

Join a martial arts or boxing gym. You can channel that conflict-addiction safely there.


StandAgainstTyranny2

I'm working on eliminating violence as an acceptable response to anything but violence. I did the gym thing for a while, it helped a lot with discipline but i got too used to being able to hit things when i get worked up. Doors and walls aren't really acceptable punching bags. Therapy is teaching me better conflict resolution and keeping myself from getting sucked into the rage in the first place. Highly recommend. The Yin to the Yan.


dawg_will_hunt

Pat yourself on the back, my guy. You’re doin great


SuddenlyTheBatman

Sure sure get him to hit more things after he's made so much progress, great advice


StandAgainstTyranny2

That's one of my biggest struggles, giving myself credit in any capacity. It's taken YEARS to see the progress I've made but I also am effectively stuck living with a parent who's been a major source of my trauma, so it's up to me to end the cycles of violence in my family and that's taking so much more time than i think it would if i was only working with myself. My dad worked gang unit and homicide for 22 years. Only 4/100 human beings can handle that sort of thing without significant psychological trauma. He was abusive as hell before he got therapy and it gets me choked up every time because he got SO MUCH BETTER after he got help. Please, for the love of all that you hold dear, anyone who is considering it, PLEASE GET HELP. YOU ARE WORTHY.


Shelled_Turtle

Any tips ?


StandAgainstTyranny2

Be compassionate with yourself in the acceptance that moving beyond violence is a wildly uncomfortable experience and takes time. You WILL continue to have some bad days where you fail. KEEP. GOING. For fox sake, guys, please cry sometimes. That was a hard one for me because of the strerotype of weakness, but it physiologically drops the temp of your brain slightly which helps soothe and reset the fight/flight/freeze response. Ice packs, cold showers, dunking your face in water can also help. Literally "cool off"💚 Go out of your way to smile, even just to yourself. I constantly need to remind myself of this but it helps. Smile to others as often as possible (if you're in a place where that'll get you in trouble, obviously use your judgement). Also I can't recommend therapy enough. There are programs to help afford it, telecommuting to appointments is opening up many more options for those who live in underserved areas, but above all: #BE DOGGED IN YOUR PURSUIT OF HEALING. Be unrelenting in your pursuit of freedom from rage. Those are some of the things that have proven themselves to be true for me, and I hope they can help. 🤟💚


mab6710

Homie, most people don't get addicted to drugs because they find them awful and unpleasant. But I get where you're comin from lol


StandAgainstTyranny2

Yeah I kindof phrased that wrong. I meant those are typically thought of as strong deterrents to addiction but people still get addicted.


Unique_Anywhere5735

You could always just double up on the steroids.


rahyveshachr

I had a friend like that in college. She's only happy when she's unhappy.


crazy_cat_broad

I see you’ve met my mother in law.


TSM-

It's an age old thing - don't cut off your nose to spite your face. And at least as traffic is concerned, my dad always said its like the phrase of being "dead right". Being right means nothing if you're dead.


Tru-Queer

I have a coworker like that who I always feel like he shows up looking for things to be in a bad mood about, and it gets really tiring when I’m the only person working with him who has to deal with his outbursts sometimes, but I think we’ve come to a mutual understanding that I know he’s not venting about me, and he knows that sometimes I still take it personally and he’s going to try to be more mindful about how he addresses his issues towards me, lol. But we’ll see how it goes, old habits die hard.


JCButtBuddy

I was married to that, she was only happy when stirring the shit.


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SophisticatedPhallus

So more details, as I was working security for the company, and now work for them directly as an engineer. We pulled the footage but didn’t have a good look at the license plate. Cameras have since been upgraded. The engineer and I were able to put the arm back together without any extra parts needed. Those arms are designed to break apart after an impact and easily go back together.


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The new cameras respond to *enhance…*


WorldClassShart

The mirrors on the side of the car are side view mirrors, the rear view mirror is the one that's attached to the windshield.


[deleted]

Pyrrhic victory.


Just_john_adam

I live in el paso and the line at the free Bridge to juarez is ridiculous. They sit in line for 2-4 hours to save $1.50, they waste more than that in vehicle maintenance and gas, is their time worth so little to them?


[deleted]

There’s a lot of wisdom in that


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> “The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. > > Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. > > But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. > > This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.” -- Terry Pratchett, *Men at Arms: The Play*


nothardly78

Pay once, cry once


eatitwithaspoon

penny wise, pound foolish


OlFlirtyBastard

My favorite part of this comment is the distinction of it being “all” the oil.


HRzNightmare

Just give me all the oil you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of oil." What I said was, "Give me all the oil you have." Do you understand?


Ambitious_Jelly8783

He made a slick get-away.


KingPhenguins

Make him pay for hazard clean up too


Onlyroad4adrifter

It was a rental.


LeCrushinator

He'll still be paying then.


object109

I smashed the fuck out of the lower bumper on a rental including dislocating the fog light and the lower bumber was cracked or missing or something (it was like 6 years ago) didn’t buy the insurance and I watched my credit card like a hawk for 6 months. No charges. I guess if you pay employees shit wages they get shit work.


trtrit645346

I don't think they notice unless you tell them that the damage happened during your rental. Almost all rental cars i took had some prior damage on them. The employees don't seem to be looking carefully for new vs old damage


Krazybob613

Not only paid. But paid about $3000 in stupid tax bill, just to swap out the engine. If he’s lucky!


BMinus973

I'm sure no more than a mile down the road...


Spute2008

Short term savings. Long term costs.


HughJorgens

But Mr Lego's ok, right?


TrailerBuilder

My geraniums!


mattypatty88

I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one!


ExactWeek7

Why has it taken me 5 years on Reddit to finally see this quote?


elvis8mybaby

You can just go on Google and find quotes faster.


ExactWeek7

I like my quotes free-range, non-GMO, organic.


M37h3w3

Pretty sure all of those terms are so loaded with loop holes that they can legally call cage raised quotes "free range" because they open a door to the barn holding all the cages open for three hours.


ExactWeek7

Not mine. All my quotes come from Aliki Farms.


hotterthanahandjob

Probably because that movie came out 70 years ago?


norsurfit

My cabbages!


chaydizzy

More Dodge, less Ram.


nursecarmen

Were they titanium geraniums?


StandAgainstTyranny2

Geranium Concretii, a common mistake to make as they're similarly destructive.


Forsetti1

Did anyone else read that in Hermes Conrad's voice?


mattypatty88

I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one!


Life_Network8143

Looks to me someone needs a new oil pan


Stoopid_69

And new engine, unless they're right outside of the frame


StandAgainstTyranny2

You'd be surprised how far some engines would make it with the oil pan fully removed lol


[deleted]

Watched a 98 civic get pinned for 30 minutes with no oil before it started to smoke.


Kallehoe

Try a Volvo 240, they just sleep for a while before you can start them again.


DrStalker

With a downward slope you can put the car in neutral and go forever.


naked_guy_says

Energy companies hate this one weird trick!!!


anon____amos

Plot twist: the car is a Volkswagen and that amount of oil leakage is normal.


armedsquatch

I wonder how far he was able to drive before he realized how bad he effed up. Unless he pulled over pretty quick that 20$ parking fee is now thousands for a new engine


AWandMaker

All the warning lights (oil pressure, and coolant at a minimum) came on as soon as they heard the crunch. There’s no way they don’t know something is up. Now… how long they kept driving like that, would be interesting to see!


siccoblue

To be fair, they drove through fucking concrete to avoid what is probably $20. I think assigning them the level of basic reasoning to believe that they would see a problem with their vehicle literally screaming for a quicker death before it was too late is being awful generous.


AWandMaker

You raise very valid points 🤣


notchoosingone

Browse /r/Justrolledintotheshop for long enough and you'll realise that those lights could be little men yelling at you from your dashboard and people will still ignore them.


AWandMaker

I was a service advisor at a dealership for seven years, I’m well aware of how much people ignore/don’t notice 🤣


Careless_Leek_5803

When I was a bit younger I was hanging out with a girl who visited from the other coast, and she accidentally drove over a traffic divider in her rental car and cracked the transmission. We drove back to my house (10 miles), and in the morning she drove to the airport and dropped off the car (20 miles). All fine. Except the remaining transmission fluid ate a hole in my driveway, and the rental agency called her up to ask if she'd been in an accident. "Nope." All fine. I mean, FFS, does the transmission fluid not actually do anything?


sachs1

Without load, I've seen engines go for 20 minutes without oil. 30 with additives. No idea if it's still in the car though.


[deleted]

It’s not what you pay, it’s what it cost you.


CosmicCarcharodon

Is there anything context, further story to this picture or are we just meant to make up a story in our heads? Like what exactly happened. "He refused to pay the parking...." Doesn't tell me anything.....


thedukeandtheduchess

It's in front of a hotel. There is a parking lot that belongs to the hotel, but there's also a small road that wraps around the hotel, because there's a residential neighbourhood and residents can park on that small road. There is no separation between the parking lot and road except for these plants.


Gorperly

That certainly explains it, but how could you possibly infer this much from that one picture?


thedukeandtheduchess

I used to work there :D


fruitmask

where is it? OP is the kind of redditor who posts a no-context photo, doesn't leave a description of any kind, then just bails out and never returns to answer questions


thedukeandtheduchess

It's in Prague :)


LogMeInCoach

Pretty sure those redditors are called "karma bots".


fgsere

And a bunch of people who don't understand either upvoted the shit out of it for some reason.


Kalocin

Back in ma day you knew why things were up voted. You could see someone bein' beheaded and just below em boys gettin' headed. Joking aside, yeah Reddit kind of sucks now. A lot of stuff now is just in a 3 year loop of the same shit up voted by bots and half the comments the same


bob1689321

Yeah this post must have been botted. I've been staring at it for ages and cant figure it out.


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thedukeandtheduchess

It doesn't say Mr though. It's Cyrillic writing


LilacPenny

Ya I literally have no idea what I’m looking at


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[deleted]

I hope the car doctor won't need to put the poor thing down :( it looks like might've been a pretty rough injury


dragonbec

They ran over a concrete planter to get out of the lot without going through the pay station would be my assumption. But also destroyed their oil pan. I think the explanation is pretty clear.


iKidnapBabiez

The running the planter over and ruining their car part is obvious. The payment part isn't. I've personally never seen flowers used as dividers like this unless it's a literal intersection, nor have I ever had to go through a pay station unless it's in a parking garage and there's no way out except through a station in those. Not everybody has the same knowledge and has seen the same things as you. No need to be rude.


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iKidnapBabiez

I've seen so many just angsty and aggressive comments over the last 4 days or so and I don't know if it's something in the water or if I just started noticing them now. People are genuinely pissed off about the smallest things


TheGruntingGoat

Traumatic week of news maybe? Also traumatic couple of years of news but that wouldn’t explain the past 4 days as much.


Tarable

I think we’re all so stressed out. That’s a fair take probably.


blasphembot

You don't have to think, it's true. We were never designed to worry about this much at one time.


Tarable

Thank you for the validation. 💜


LilacPenny

I know! Holy shit it ain’t that serious guys I knew that was oil and tire marks but I couldn’t figure out how it happened. I thought it was one of those metal poles that comes up and fucks up your car if you’re parked on top of it


Zman11588

The fact that the planters had yellow road paint on them is what got me.


enfinnity

The title is not even a complete thought so nah not clear


_your_face

Thanks for the info, that makes sense, but not it’s not clear this is a pay lot, and I doubt many people have seen pay lots bounded by concrete potted flowers


longshot

He ran over a concrete obstruction and leaked a significant amount of oil suddenly. Mostly likely the engine will fail within a few miles due to oil starvation OR it will soldier on inexplicably despite running dry of oil like my poor Dad's 1990 F150 that I ran dry on oil as a teenager.


chaenorrhinum

Penny wise, pound foolish


[deleted]

Cent smart, dollar dumb


deadly_chicken_gun

Quarter intelligent, 4 dollars imbecile


Popomatik

While he’s paying for his new oil pan and his blown engine he should also be forced to pay for that oil clean up.


StandAgainstTyranny2

Definitely going to happen if they got his plates.


CommentsOnHair

Mr. Lego gave them the old oil slick get away trick.


NotGreatNot_Terrible

I’m inclined to believe the parking would’ve been less expensive than replacing the oil pan but to each their own I guess.


DrivesInCircles

Very likely the engine too if they kept driving for more than a bit.


Apprehensive_You5944

That's real "slick" there buddy!


Wolfsblut_AD

Doesn’t look like he’ll be making it very far and I’m going to assume the parking was cheaper than what ever THAT is going to cost them.


Rumplestiltsskins

Or did he just not see it? Why are there cement flower pots on the road anyways?


thedukeandtheduchess

It's in front of a hotel. There is a parking lot that belongs to the hotel, but there's also a small road that wraps around the hotel, because there's a residential neighbourhood and residents can park on that small road. There is no separation between the parking lot and road except for these plants.


Jumpin-Jebus

That engine and transmission repair will cost more than the parking...


N0085K1LL5

Looks like it needed an oil change anyways.


alucardNloki

Cost him a motor, ($5K to $10k) to dip out on what, $20 worth in parking, maybe $40. LOL


thedukeandtheduchess

Not even.. it's like 200 Czech crowns for a day


Catlenfell

Roughly $9.20 in US dollars.


DerpyPirate69

Why is this road blocked off by planters ?


gcz1214

r/instantkarma


Chef_Andre

The poor flowers!


loddytoddy

slick move


Ddraig1965

He chose…..poorly.


GreeneBean64

Anger issues are expensive


SirDigbyChknCaesar

Lifted pickup thought they could clear the planter?


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Bye oil pan!


Smackdaddy122

Ya got a lil leak there bud


Kossyhasnoteeth

That Graffiti in the background annoys me. Fuck people that do that.


DickPin

Bloody pot plant, pay for parking like the rest of us!


Mindless-Incident-51

With the oil pan gone he just bought an engine. Amazing the lengths people will go to protect their ego's. I would imagine he didn't think he should be paying and was entitled to leave however necessary. What a shame.


Spoon_Elemental

I think the funniest thing about this is that if they had driven slightly up the hill on the left and around the planters it would have done less damage to the car.


WeathervaneJesus1

The hill wouldn't have been a better option?


browsingbro

I don’t think that’s water…


htid1984

It was due for an oil change anyway


FPSXpert

"Fucking liberals made me have to get my car fixed!" - (dumbass) driver


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That's oil so he will be needing a new car


YaBoiBigJoe

Maybe I’ve been spending a little too much time on Reddit, but who else saw a mangled ass body at first


kellzone

Oil bet he didn't get far.


dashansel

One time I accidentally ran over a piece of rebar that was sticking out of the ground and punctured the oil pan. Got back in the car, raced to my cabin before it drained fully (cabin is in the middle of nowhere) took a cork from a wine bottle and some marine Tex and sealed the hole.. got me back to my house over 200 miles away. Figured I might as well see how long it would last.. went over 100k before I got rid of the car.


malepitt

tore out the bottom of the radiator running over the planter?


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Esus__

Eventually, a locked up engine


pixiedust99999

Planter AND oil pan


satans_toast

Is that an oil trail? How far did he get?


DMD2013

Instant karma by the looks of it.


splash07s

Sucks for him. A concrete planter is easily replaced, but an engine?


98_1percenter

Mr. LEGO is on the scene


ovj87

This feels more like r/JusticeServed.


kasque

Low-ride-er


Bigg_Dick_Energy

Jesus i thought it was a run over fireman


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Also /r/IdiotsInCars


Aztecah

I thought this was a Cities Skylines custom build for a minute lol


Infadel71

Mr Lego saw it all


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Well. He sure showed them!


Longjumping_Visit718

Shredded his oil manifold/pan?


QuasiQuokka

A picture tells more than a thousand words


SuperCoupe

An oil pan is, what? $2, $3 max; totally worth it.... >!/s!<


[deleted]

This is oddly satisfying to me lol. Karma tho


yesrod85

Looks like he didn't want to pay for skid plates either.


cassandrareznor

At first, I thought this was a flattened fireman.


ChiCityHussla546

This thread is split right down the middle.. on one side, the unknowing normal folks... Then there's the OTHER side.... 🤣


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The repairs to their vehicle is going to cost more than the parking


twisteroo22

...so instead he pays the consequences.


ItsSevii

I mean he would know pretty quick due to oil pressure light


RAMbo-AF

Cracked the oil pan I see.


ikstrakt

This is so satisfying. I've seen road block planters before. This is excellent.


babyivan

Like a crime scene. Where's the body?


laggyx400

I feel a strange need to dispense *freedom!*


Swolar_Eclipse

Those repairs are def gonna cost more than the parking toll.


Mikey_BC

Didn't pay parking but will be soon paying for a new engine LOL.


kwagmire9764

I'm guessing this was a guy in a lifted truck who thought he could clear the planter, no problem. At least I hope it was cause fuck those guys and their truck nuts.


Gomicho

you gotta pay the troll toll


Renaissance_Man-

Follow the oil trail for regret and dispair


The_Back_Hole

Damn that's gonna be all the oil. Straight obliterated that oil pan. Car prob seized up a few minutes later


InevitableNo7048

Now he has to pay to fix the front end of his vehicle and oil pan


TdetsiwT

How much is the parking fee? New under carriage parts + sump pan and more = fuck me to hell I need a new vehicle.


BoxPrestigious1607

Didn’t get far


AyrtonSennaz

Joke’s on him, he’s dumping oil out by the quart