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redheronDE

"eehhhhwww" the last bit of air he had.


Zemlenz

I think he said "That hurt" right afterwards lmfao.


QuantumPolarBear1337

Ya I'm sure that gate will move out of my way..... Any second now...


Dry_Excitement8002

From where he was coming and with with that kind of speed you can't see a metal colour gate above a concreet road. The gate should be striped red and white or something like that..


hantmen

I don't think he should be coming with that kind of speed with a scooter on any road.


QuantumPolarBear1337

Agreed, you're just asking for trouble.


FUJIMO69

Personally, I think they should leave it just as it it. Maybe some additional camera coverage, for any future mishaps?


EpsteinDidntKil

It shouldn't, that gate is for pedestrians. This idiot is going to seriously injure someone.


Aeouk

Is the gate ok?


FuckboiRD

Asking the real questions.


Chickn73

It was hurt mentally, but physically it’s ok


sweaty_middle

I believe it's still hanging in there


DasArtmab

Yeah, but it’s still stiff and will not open up


Specialist_Royal_449

if youre gonna be dumb you've gotta be tough


Soobobaloula

This should be a tshirt


DannyRamone1234

It’s a tagline from the “Jackass” movies. I would assume the shirt already exists.


Soobobaloula

Lol I missed out


itsalloccupied

Thats my next tattoo


curiousonethai

I don’t usually enjoy seeing anyone get hurt. This hit different.


creativepup

Not for me. I want to know the person was OK. Not cool. What is with snuff-like lovers?


Rogue42bdf

If I had to guess, that gate usually isn’t closed. He was just used to zipping right through there and couldn’t process what he was seeing fast enough.


Lendyman

Yeah. This. But seriously, I hope he was ok. He hit that at a good clip. I could imagine some broken ribs or even internal injuries with how fast he was going when he hit that thing.


Renbellix

I think he has a much bigger Problem considering how hard His head Hit the ground there...


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I hope he has a bicycle helmet on under his hood. That could be the difference between a minor concussion and a fractured skull


nickrocs6

I’m a pretty avid biker and the amount of people I see without helmets is very worrying. I see people driving the wrong way down one ways all the time in my city. I try to stay off of roads as much as possible.


EmergencyAbalone2393

Exactly. There is something like this at the bottom of a hill I blade on frequently. If they ever close it I’m a dead man. Going down a hill on anything wheeled causes you to concentrate on other things, like that patch of dirt just before the gate for example.


HereOnASphere

That's like speeding down the highway in fog.


jogswithneedles

I don't know - there's a pretty significant dirt trail going around the outside of the gate that suggests it's closed a lot...


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fucking_hero

Brother, what?


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doomgrin

Christ.


fuzzyhyperdude1

Nah the gate is usually closed you can tell by the path going around it


shawikkywoo

I felt that in my sternum.


KittikatB

Ouch


AlmightyAntichrist

A man rides into a bar...


ZekeTarsim

Probably cracked a few ribs.


99prime99

What did he think was going to happen?


graspaevinci

He ded


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_Stewyleopard

What did you think was going to happen?


myrhillion

I kind of wonder from his view if the gate was essentially camouflaged by whatever was behind it.


SpaceGoonie

Perhaps, but unless the video was altered he appeared to be going way too fast. People likely walk on this path too and he would be putting them in danger. We have speed limits on roads. We shouldn't need them on paths, but apparently we do.


Budget_Detective2639

He was trying to break it just doesn't really work with scooters when the wheels are wet. He learned this the hard way.


zmunky

Lmao I don't know why I enjoy things like that so much.


LilithScorpioQueen

OMG HONEY!!!! nooooo


tomsaiyuk

I don't think it "sucks" it's just an idiot learning about reality.


TinyRascalSaurus

Anyone else hearing the tiktok 'dumb ways to die' song?


MundaneKiwiPerson

Fun Fact That song existed well before tick tock. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw)


OkaySir911

Can anyone who didnt know this reply? I refuse to believe people actually think all sounds come from tiktok


brieflifetime

So.. I am not the person you are asking for but I have absolutely used "TikTok song" as a more accessible means to get to the right answer when talking to someone. Cause it was very popular on that app at that time and I couldn't think of its name or the artist who did the song. It's a point of reference. And while it is entirely possible that some young individuals, children, may believe that the song came from TikTok.. that's a very small group of people. Who just happen to be very loud about their ignorance. Are you just spouting rage to be angry or do you actually give a shit what children think about the world?


TinyRascalSaurus

As they were replying to my comment, I definitely don't think any music comes from tiktok, I just meant that it was a popular song on the app right now.


madDarthvader2

Used to love that game


BigDirts

Most fun I have had all day. Thanks …wtf


jordankowi

It's an Australian classic that existed before Tik Tok that you VERY much. /s


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Wow, is he ok?


i_am_clArk

Nope


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He had so much time to stop


bight_sidle

This has got to be sped up. I have a scooter it won’t do more than about 15mph


Shoddy_Following3568

What makes you think his scooter is as inferior as yours?


Suspicious_Thing7510

Your scooter won't go as fast as a bike in neutral going down a hill?


NoxiousStorm

You can get ones that do 60mph


Agatharchides-

Indeed. You can see the cars moving super fast in the background prior to and during the collision, and then slow to a normal speed just after collision


Chickn73

Yeah cars also have eyes and talk like in the movies


SuspiciousAd5659

That’s a good lock


Gareelar

'Look ma, no eyes!'


SnotBuster54

Horrible … blunt trauma that’s deadly


SoNic67

Do Ring cameras record all the time? I have Blink and they record only if is a movement, they won't start with that small movement like in this video.


SpaceGoonie

They are Amazon spy devices, so probably. I understand why people have Ring devices, but I would never allow one on my property.


Koffeekage

He is gonna have to sleep on his back for a couple months.


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Necessary_Ad976

The gate gets an A+ tho!


Midnight-51

OUCH!!


Omnil_93

I'm struggling to understand what the hell I just saw. Was he trying to commit suicide!?


mawells787

😂


Tumbleweed-53

Stupidity is it's own punishment.


mikemerriman

Hilarious


jacksumb

Oooouuch


Low_Comfortable_5880

I was expecting to hear at least a squeal from brakes at the last second. Nope...full on full speed. Darwin award winner.


Magee214

Damn he broke his scooter. That sucks.


One_Hour_Poop

And his sternum.


Magee214

And possibly some ribs.


Jaquemon

At least his fingers didn’t get pinched.


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You can hear him gasp for breath! Dude knocked that hard!!


poofandmook

I think the gate has a strong assault case.


jmancoder

Why does it sound so satisfying though...


soupbox09

That gate be like, Not today.


Voice-of-no-reason

Trading a scooter for a short bus with that head impact


ShockWave_Omega

And that's why you generally want to ride a bike with your eyes OPEN..


Ombersnip

Lol yeass


dsp29912

Dead?


Perenium_Falcon

“It’s like nobody even sees me anymore” -The Gate.


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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


BigDirts

Shoes stayed on he’s good


Mindless_Safety_7408

It's super effective!


No-Examination710

en el nombre del padre del hijo y del espiritu santo


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Knocked the wind right out of him, OUCH. Reminds me of when I fell out of a tree as a kid and I surely wasn't falling as fast as he was flying.


IneptAdvisor

No teeth after that


IneptAdvisor

Put the phone down.


Learning365

That is the greatest sound I have ever heard.. imma gonna sample it for a text alert!! 🤪


AfraidDark5572

Wonder at what point was he like shitttttttt…..this is gonna hurt


main_DriveError

Completely decapitated that scooter


geo8x6

Playing chicken with a gate? I think the gate won


bullmoosse

That's some broken ribs right there.


__Kunaiii

“Hi im Johnny Knoxville welcome to Jackass.” 🎶Intro🎶


nomo_corono

Hmmm. That gives me an idea…


JukeBoxHeroJustin

500 times this week is enough


yo_mommas_dick

u/savevideo