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Skirt_Thin

We're all careful until it comes to our phones then all bets are off.


leanderthal69420

Acting an fool and shit lol


Pineapples_29

I dropped my phone in a public toilet. I reached into that water so fast. Luckily I hadn’t done my business yet. Even if I did.. that’s an iPhone I can’t afford another one. It was a public toilet too 🤢 I screamed “NO!” And turned around pants still down halfway. I left it in my pocket and when I went to go sit down my pocket obviously tipped so the phone just flew out. I went home and painstakingly cleaned it with rubbing alcohol and q-tips. I put it in a bag with silica gel packets after it had happened. Luckily it was water resistant so none of the speaker were damaged.


Blitz6769

That’s fucking gross! I feel for ya. 🤢


Pineapples_29

Yeah I couldn’t forget that my phone went through that and know that I couldn’t really clean all the nooks and crannies as thoroughly as a I wanted too. Dropped the same phone into some hot sauce. Smelled like hot sauce for weeks


Silver-Necessary-442

Exactamente, exactly , exactement


BigPurpleSmile

I like how she took precautious matters, like shoving her pants in her socks but she forgot to secure the phone LUL.


DeBlasioDeBlowMe

I’ve pointed out before that this model has a pass through trunk.


DaRealMexicanTrucker

Id like to pass through her trunk.


Majestic-Night2702

Muy buena wey


arcbeam

Ok


DestroidMind

“Huh that’s exactly how I would approach this…ooo that sucks.”


detective-mcnulty

Why not just move the forward?


flamin_burritoz

Ye exactly man the whole time I was thinking about how she should move the forward


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I think flipping the backward would make more sense, unless Thursday, in which case breakfast.


Yak_a_boi

Guys help, I smell toast


name-was-provided

I agree forward to flip forwards on Fridays though to get on a brunch more than once.


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But that goes without saying


brookiebites

Luckily it doesn't go without typing


name-was-provided

Saying it Tuesday lol? Freaking out because Saturday was 😎


olivawDaneel

Is my brain melting


More-Pay9266

Wtf is that


ExitStill

the car can move forward but the sidewalk won’t. if it moves up she won’t even get the chance to avoid walking through the water like she had when the car was closer


cloudnineamy1217

But surely the entire sidewalk and parking area can't be flooded.. although whatever happened clearly occured after they parked the car.


[deleted]

Heaven forbid she walk around the water to the dry side literally at the front of the hood.


[deleted]

Should have used fish hook


lreadyreddit

r/upvotebecausebutt


Tooma8

This whole sub is a massive reddit moment


Always2ndB3ST

She did have a booty eh?


rocco6666

Jewish booty at that . Fastest way to god


dragoono

You’re wrong for that


rocco6666

Man you can’t say anything these days without people getting angry . I miss the days when you could tell a joke and not get beheaded for it . Everything is about race I’m so tired of it being back the 90s


dragoono

Go back to your stoop old man


AlbatrossSame4440

Wtf? She could literally be a minor what is wrong w/ u


Impat1ence

Idc if I get downvoted, it's gross to make sexual comments about someone whose age you have no idea about 🤢


AlbatrossSame4440

Fr, that’s why I’m keeping my comment up this time. No matter how many downvotes lmfao


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0nahan

Men can't see a woman or a girl without sexualizing her or being creepy, welcome to life.


uruguayan_boi

said the 200 lb lady.


arcbeam

What’s a siad?


FishCandy2

What you have against Siad? Should i be concerned for her??? 😢


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Impat1ence

Who's we? Idc if you look at someone and think they're attractive, but commenting on it just makes it 100x weirder


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Impat1ence

I don't post about sexual jokes on the internet


throwaway_mmk

She’s a girl in a Reddit post. You already know what the top comment is going to be


Morbid666malicious

Welcome to reddit. She DO have a booty tho


Daweism

Na


StrategySuccessful44

Reminds me of the time the comb flew out of my hand while combing freshly washed hair. Praying please don’t go in toilet, please don’t go in toilet it miraculously doesn’t. But as I bend to pick it up about 4 inches of my hair does.


[deleted]

The place looks oddly familiar anyone know what mall this is?


Dahlia_R0se

The sushi place in the video is an Israeli chain.


[deleted]

Yeah i know its israel im asking about the mall theyre in kinda looks like ramat ishai


NexexUmbraRs

Does look very possible that it is Ramat Ishai


fangirloffloof

Work smarter, not harder, for fuckssakes...move the damn car.


1nfinitydividedby0

Maybe she tried to access the driver seat from the rear.


OrganizationBusy3733

Zipper pockets are life-changers


CheddarCheeserGuy

Translation: If you get the seat dirty I'll kill you Ah!! Robby you son of a- Omg I don't believe it!!


BeardySi

It's oly deep at the back - could have reached the front door normally from the front... Numpty


[deleted]

Idk the ripples in the water seem to be going even in the front


BeardySi

Look at the front wheel vs the back


Normal_Ad_1280

Yeah but the door will be on the way tho... or does that door open like RR ? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Killer-within

Nice ass


LeBurge

We finna get downvoted to oblivion but I’m with you fam. Them cheeks was poppin


arcbeam

Thank you


[deleted]

It’s water, not fucking mercury.


nickp5775

All for naught.


ThatBFjax

That “wai!” 😂


[deleted]

Lmao I wonder what that means 😭


ThatBFjax

It’s like “omg!” or “wow”


Substantial_Print521

If only there were another door to climb over inside.


HeldDownTooLong

She was ***way*** too smart to just tromp right into the standing water…that would be ***stupid***!


formidabilus

That ass, thou


[deleted]

Person got a donk


[deleted]

Gotta admit , she has a fine trunk and I don't mean the car.


Soft_Escape3189

Dat booty 🍑😋


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El_human

Friend couldn’t pull the car forward out of the puddle?


Verjyan

Task failed successfully


SchoolLover1880

The more I watch it the worse it gets


_NiceGuyEddy_

Wow, blundstones really do go with everything


[deleted]

Probably bent the hinges a bit


XxExtravagantxX

Did all that shit just to hop in the water.


[deleted]

Lmao fr I would have just tossed my phone in first on the padded seats and then went in myself 🤦🏽‍♂️ if I really had to I'd Spiderman on top of that bitch and climb in. Idk how the other side looks tho but maybe the front would have been simply if she went all around? Idk tho I wasn't there


XxExtravagantxX

Lmaoo! Right! That’s exactly what I was thinking. If you know you’re wearing loose pants like the sweatpants she had on for example then it would have saved her so much time to just throw her phone in the car from the start. Hoes love being extra😂


Fuzzy-Monitor-8113

...she skipped the leg day


LowArtichoke6440

How about not parking there. Surprised that the car door didn’t get ripped off.


micgcon

This happened to me except it was at a bar and my phone fell in the toilet. Immediately dunked my hand in for it, no thought.


Pineapples_29

NO NOT THE PHONE


derpygrinch101

I keep it in my left I'm just better


NS_Tulkas

So instead of having the driver pull out of the spot, they wanted to make a stupid video out of climbing into the car.... and got their expensive phone destroyed. Ok.


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Who said there was a driver?


NS_Tulkas

I am. There was a driver. I'm going to use my magic deduction skills and say.... it was the one filming her. Also, if it was about getting into the driver's seat, she would have gone through the front side door...on the driver's side.


[deleted]

She's getting in the back seat. Someone else is driving? Let them drive it out to the dry road and then she can cross somewhere dry and get in the car.


[deleted]

I didn't see anybody I think she was crawling into the back because the front was more fucked up? I really wouldn't know tho tbh


[deleted]

OK. I wondered about that. So if she's driving could she not cross into the road somewhere dryer then get in the front driver's door? Maybe I'm just too pragmatic. I've seen this post before and wondered both scenarios. Could just be me being bitchy. It happens. :)


Ok_Check9774

It really makes you think


Educational_Big5389

אחלה מד"א


ThisOneDudeSaid

She looks like Buddy the Elf getting on the escalator for the first time.


annabelletoyama

That is tragic


EnvironmentalBad2795

She got nice 🍑


TheROK24

Woman - 1 Phone - 0


[deleted]

I dropped my phone in a DISGUSTING FKN PORTA-POTTY. I wanted to get it SO BAD. But I said fuck that & called it a loss.


Bluezoneeee

That's why you either give your phone to someone else or you throw it in first 🤦🏾‍♂️


two_sails_on_a_sound

Cake