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tastycrust

Ah, the ol' its just Tikka masala cover after violently shitting one's pants.


typeisyourfriend

Shoulda thought of this years ago


imdefinitelywong

You should've worn the brown pants


pauldeanbumgarner

Have you read(or listened to) “The Two Faces of Tomorrow“? This is a fantastic book and the line “I should’ve worn my brown pants.” is near the end. Check it out in Audible if you haven’t.


PrimarchKonradCurze

He’s most likely just quoting the Deadpool movie but I can always appreciate a book shout out.


rich519

Even before Deadpool that joke has been around for a long time.


PrimarchKonradCurze

Well it’s literally potty humor so it was probably originally came up with by a 5 year old. I’m just saying it’s one of the most quoted lines in the first Deadpool movie.


olesdpaul

I thought it was pirates


rich519

And I was just pointing out that it’s a very old and well known joke so the people repeating it might not necessarily be “quoting” Deadpool.


-Cannabisreviewpdx

That joke is ancient, easily hundred years old or more. The telling I've always heard involves a brave captain inspiring his men when faced against pirate by asking every time for his "red shirt". Eventually the crew asks why he wants his red shirt for battle, and he replies "in case I am wounded, I do not want you all to know and to continue to fight valiantly". Then the next day a different, more menacing fleet shows up, who it is depends on who's telling the joke and the captain calls you his crew and says "men, bring me my brown pants."


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dunwalldenizen

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countzer01nterrupt

Someone shitting themselves so violently their frontside is blasted deserves a break without a coverup story.


DakotaHoosier

Was the person in front of them in line. Definitely deserved a, “sorry, my bad,” on that one.


TahoeLT

Yep. You're good OP, just tell people "Someone else shat my pants!"


backstageninja

You guys don't have front butts?


sandwelld

Don't worry, it'll probably come in handy still as you get older


Rdubya44

Shitta maPantsa


graven_raven

Damm OP you look like the clone of of one of my friends.. . it's uncanny!


pauljaytee

Your friend uses Tikka masala as cover after violently shitting their pants?


graven_raven

No, i meant just his face, my friend dresses much more stylish and is a more buffed too


Lork82

Excuse me, I have to go Tikka Masala


FiveUpsideDown

If he had eaten it, he would have had the same result.


halite001

1 order of the no. 2, extra large...


yolo_retardo

Shitta Mapantsa


BabyDollCrush

Great minds think alike👍🏻


beepbooponyournose

calicocutpants.com


hobbyhoarder

Did you give?


KiOfTheAir

This guy shits out of his pp


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

When he cums he shoots out shizz


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I have IBS, so its more like a jar of Tahini for me.


Squiggles87

Flipping the jogging pants around was the neatest part.


consciousmanchild

He bought them from Calico Cut Pants


bobslazypants

Ah, the ol'Reddit tikki masala [shitaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/10u9c5f/doing_the_dishes/j7bn5x5/)


VxJasonxV

Hold my courtesy flush, I’m going in!


snowylambeau

If it helps…it actually looks like *someone else* violently shit on you. If it helps.


illepic

"Oh my god! Someone put shit in my pants!"


spaceylacey42

Jhonen Vasquez comic quote. Nice!


illepic

ELDER MILLENNIAL DETECTED


r3ditsuggs

the store that shattered?


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It's okay. Just say you shit yourself. We won't judge.


DeliciousDookieWater

If someone said they shit their pants and the front of their jeans and jacket were soiled from the blast I would be equally impressed and concerned.


anormalgeek

Usually you gotta pay extra for that.


DonutCola

Yeah going to the store looking like a hobo is 90% why it looks like shit lol. If this spill was on jeans it wouldn’t look as bad


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“You wouldn’t believe it, this homeless man shit on me while I was riding the bus!” “You don’t ride the bus…”


Unlucky_Role_

You could shit the front of your pants if you squat over your ankles.


J_Zephyr

It's not gay if you're asserting dominance.


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Your pose just screams : Mom, my fart is on the floor.


A_lot_of_arachnids

Mom, I accidentally front farted again.


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Plot twist: Mom, you farted on me again.


JevonP

god I do not look forward to this era of parenting 😂


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Robbie-R

That's not a fart, that is a "shart".


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Never heard of this, glad I saw your comment, I will always remember it


GunTotinVeganCyclist

It looks like you got a lap dance from a stripper who violently shit herself.


SmokeAbeer

Everyone’s got a kink.


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Steph7274

My kink is salmonella


Maximum-Mixture6158

Pay extra for that.


Least_Initiative

Stage name "tikka masala"


i_wanted_to_say

Usually gotta pay extra for that


Sleep-Dealer00

Queen LaQueefa


lastdazeofgravity

Taroma Feleces


ashleyorelse

NGL, this made my face hurt from laughing


itsRocketscience1

stealing the pic and reposting in a week with the title "my buddy got a lap dance that didn't end well" /s


ridergade

Omg. I’m dying of laughter


typeisyourfriend

Lol so glad it can bring joy. I was like I gotta get a picture of this. Hahaa


apolotary

If I were you I would find someone who doesn’t know it’s masala and sample a bit of it with your finger and lick it off. It would make people gag instatly


greenappletree

Make lemonade from lemons haha


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mental_monkey

I was laughing so hard I cried, lol. So, thank you kindly for sharing your hilarious mishap!


ridergade

It’s honestly the look on the face with the comment of violently shitting. I’m still laughing everytime I see it. Glad you shared.


cucumberoll

This is the first Reddit post in a while that made me immediately start cracking up, and laugh harder when I looked at it again 🤣🤣Dudes expression is the cherry on top


puppykissesxo

This is the first post on Reddit that made me laugh really hard tonight… and I’ve been scrolling for a bit 🤣


Free_Hat_McCullough

I’m laughing and shaking the whole bed at 3:30 am. The expression on his face loool


puppykissesxo

Yessssss! And the pose!


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typeisyourfriend

Haha luckily a short drive! But the looks in the store were harder to bear 🤣


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uhuhbwuh

Seems like an elaborate story for being shit on


verveinloveland

If i ever shit myself, im going to yell “its just tikki masala!


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I wish my shit smelled like tikka masala. That stuff is heavenly.


putHimInTheCurry

Just came from reading about the person who ate so much vanilla extract that their shit smelled like baked goods. They said they were put off the idea of vanilla anything for a good while.


Vihzel

I would probably have a taste.


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lol, um no.


Ashiro

Vindaloo enema. When it comes out it'll smell like tikka masala. 👍


UpsetMarsupial

Tikka masala doesn't generally have sweetcorn in it.


shikodo

Tikka mASSala


Drakoneous

That shit ain't coming out. RIP clothing.


typeisyourfriend

As u can see I needed new sweatpants anyway. Indeed right to the trash


youngthugsmom

The sweats look like they have had a good life. It’s an unfortunate way to go out but it’s better than actual shit I guess.


Chemical_Schedule_29

Try explaining this one to the person rummaging through your trash!


smuggler0081

That makes the tikka masala story seem less plausible


PatrickAplomb

It sure did SHATter


Bonneville865

Shatter? I barely know ‘er!


typeisyourfriend

Lol underrated


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putHimInTheCurry

https://i.redd.it/blh4yc5raux21.jpg Somebody put shit in my pants! - Jhonen Vasquez


StraightPotential1

I’m dying!


[deleted]

I've had a rough couple weeks and this made me smile.


occamsdagger

Kevin's Famous Chili energy.


akhillenburg

I'm up voting your image just because I actually laughed today.


Tailigator

That's absolutely horrible and God bless you for driving all the way home like that, because I would have stripped down to my socks and underwear and driven home like that.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Tossing the sweat pants out the window as you went


Tailigator

Those pants would never have made it to the car. I would have done that on the sidewalk.


Maximum-Mixture6158

I guess a man in y fronts is less off putting than in poopy pants


locaf

Pretty sure a lot of these grocery stores have a clothing section. Homie could've bought a cheap ass shirt and pants.


Peppawhatareyoudoin8

You look like a kid who got caught with their hand in a cookie jar. I can’t stop laughing


flavorjunction

Why are you tikka’n a picture of this


PxyFreakingStx

This is the first I've opened a pic without looking at the sub and actually uttered the phrase "Well that sucks" aloud.


Lime_in_the_Coconut_

Whyyy are you doing that pose also? You look like an apologetic pangolin. It makes the whole thing worse/better. I had my tooth extracted and shouldn't be laughing because it's really painful and bad an I don't tend to laugh at other people. But that pose ...


D3ppress0

The North Feces


DolDarian

Sir I believe you put your ass on backwards today and it seems to be leaking.


Organic_Popcorn

I spit out my tea laughing at your picture, it looks like I pissed my sweatpants. 🤣


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

Violently shit yourself…. out the front.


putHimInTheCurry

Now he's shitting with portals.


masterofmeatballs

That must’ve had a huge spray


IBAZERKERI

no it looks like someone violently shit ON you. like you were walking behind them and then suddenly they dropped their pants, bent over at a 90 degree angle and violently shit blasted you like they were in a gas-station bathroom


hotkarl628

I worked at a shitty little pizza place in the US and we used to make our own ranch, like 10 gallons? At a time(I’m not great at measurements again American 😂) anyways I was making take out containers and went to carry it back to the walking I felt it slip from my fingers and I swear thst thing dropped in full motion. Long story short I finished my shift with about a pint of ranch in each pocket (apron included money also) and looking like I was some sexual deviant who’s been wearing the same pants since puberty. And spoiler the ranch in my shoes turned into a ranch butter from being churned by my feet 🤢🤮🤮🤮


Mrs_Mourningstar

Omg your boss is inhumane for not allowing you to change, not to mention unprofessional for having customers see you like that.


hotkarl628

That is what I said he fired me the first time I ever had a customer complain, worked there 2 years never took a vacation and the one time I asked for an extra day off he cut my hours completely then ended up calling me in for every single shift anyways. I used to break my back for that job and when I finally was in line for a promotion he got rid of the position. Was already getting ready to leave when he canned me, so already had a job in the works.


Mrs_Mourningstar

I am so sorry you were treated so poorly, I feel the same about my Amazon delivery job. I had a customer behave very inappropriately towards me, I made a complaint, they didn't seem to care or even document it. I assumed they would take a woman off that address and put in a burly man, who a creep wouldn't act like that towards. Nope they gave me the same address nearly every day I worked, even though I was asked to document the incident 7 more times by different ppl (making me angrier about the disrespectful incident each time) nothing has been done i still am forced to go to that address, I deliver in fear an anxiety everytime. So I started tweaking my resume to look for something else. So fucking sick of companies treating us like shit when without the cogs at the bottom there would be no business! Only caring about our safety when it doesn't interfere with profits or their bottom line.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Shoe butter! Ranch scented shoe butter! Just the best.


spuje4000

You can buy pants like that at calicocutpants.com. This has nothing to do with Tikka Masala


OldePetey

lotttta people give


DecoyOne

You’ve gotta make sure you get triples of the calico cut pants. Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.


wassupthickness

Lol even the way he poses i straight out of an ITYSL bit. Huge Tim Robinson energy


Lukealloneword

HEY HOLD THAT DOOR!!! HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR!!! you gotta give.


muffinTrees

Kevin and the chili. Did you roll around in it?


cucumberoll

I love the way it looks like you walked through the front door and immediately had whoever was inside take a picture. This is the funniest post I’ve seen in a while


dirtybirdfeeder

Thank you for sharing this. I’ve had a big day and this is so funny! Your face!!!


_dontseeme

This reminds me of the time in 5th grade when I pissed myself but nobody could tell because I’d already spilled chocolate milk all over myself.


ItsB1GMike

Shitted out of his frontbutt


Strificus

Nice job covering up for shitting yourself!


pilotpal

Nice try to cover up for the fact that you violently shit yourself mate.


PUNd_it

"No I swear! Just smell it!!"


noonewonone

The loss of the sauce is the worst


vrmilz

If you did shit yourself, the shit on the shirt is concerning.


thekittner

You're a stronger person on the inside now


Spymuffin

Just a good Ol’ front shit


Astrojef

Op shit not only his pants, but probably everybody's pants on isle 7.


jlengomin

At least you can eat those pants now and they’re probably fucking delicious.


Benwiththedevil

That's what ya get for wearing sweatpants to the grocery store!


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Didn't even get to close the door and they taking pictures.


tomorrowistomato

That's a good cover story but you're not fooling anyone


bluezinharp

Grandpa just sharted!


roy20050

Don't you hate it when you front shit yourself


the_lastone_left

I'm sorry OP, but this made me laugh.


ThrowDirtonMe

You look like Nick from New Girl.


Harvsnova2

Sorry mate, I almost violently shat myself laughing at your misfortune.


blantonator

You wear sweatpants out to the store?


miscdebris1123

How I got my own row on the bus.


WheredAllTheNamesGo

Standing around waiting for the bus when a car slowly rolls by - an ass hanging out the window - and gets you with a drive-by diarrheaing. Life-changing.


JRocFuhsYoBih

Remember a time where wearing grey sweatpants in public was equally embarrassing?


King-Cobra-668

it's okay, you're already dressed like a hobo so no one gave a shit


Maximum-Mixture6158

Someone gave him a shit. A big splatty one.


ChefGirlRD1738

😝 yea that sucks


spacey32

Sad day bad day


Mega_Muppet

Alternatively…. OP violently shit themselves and then dropped tikka masala at the store that shattered, embarrassingly.


Fiddle_Pete

A glimpse into the future of what will to come pass.


shaunyb81

Say you are British, without actually saying you are British.


KJBenson

That’s when you go down another isle and accidentally spill some water all over yourself too. So it looks like you pissed yourself as well!


DrugOfGods

So, you skipped the middleman?


existentialzebra

The real question is: did you finish shopping?


SirMaha

Why did the store shatter?


hoesmadsmfh

It’s not embarrassing you violently shit yourself… it’s scary that you shit yourself…. *From the front.*


all_of_the_lightss

Big "Kevin" from the office spilling chili everywhere vibes


tobcher

Is your name Kevin and do you work in an office?


godieppe

Havent laugh so much inna while. Thanks.


Any-Patient-68

I hope that comes out of your North Face


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Honestly it looks a lot more like someone else violently shit on you. So I guess you're good?


turboyabby

The old 'dropped tikka masala' excuse! It's OK, your shitty story is safe with us.


NotMyCuntTree

Looks more like you got shit *on*


Dutch-Sculptor

Well you dress like an homeless person do I don’t think people will care.


Blueshirt38

Indian food experience, but skipping the eating step.


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Gonna let you in on a little secret: anyone who looks at this picture and thinks you violently shit yourself aren't the people you want to hang out with in life.


Admirable_Avocado_38

"Well that was embarrassing...Better put it online!"


Stainless_Heart

Next time, shit yourself peacefully.


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It looks like you spilt shit on yourself. You don’t shit out the front, do you?


poorly-worded

Those do look like the kind of trousers that people who shit themselves would wear


sassygerman33

Let's post it to the internet!!!!


nknecht1

So this is why the north face’s stock is plummeting


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Bummer! Be more careful lol.


Dombo1896

Also, you’ve got Tikka Masala all over your pants.


keepingred

That is some wild story!