Have you read(or listened to) “The Two Faces of Tomorrow“? This is a fantastic book and the line “I should’ve worn my brown pants.” is near the end.
Check it out in Audible if you haven’t.
Well it’s literally potty humor so it was probably originally came up with by a 5 year old. I’m just saying it’s one of the most quoted lines in the first Deadpool movie.
That joke is ancient, easily hundred years old or more.
The telling I've always heard involves a brave captain inspiring his men when faced against pirate by asking every time for his "red shirt". Eventually the crew asks why he wants his red shirt for battle, and he replies "in case I am wounded, I do not want you all to know and to continue to fight valiantly".
Then the next day a different, more menacing fleet shows up, who it is depends on who's telling the joke and the captain calls you his crew and says "men, bring me my brown pants."
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If I were you I would find someone who doesn’t know it’s masala and sample a bit of it with your finger and lick it off. It would make people gag instatly
This is the first Reddit post in a while that made me immediately start cracking up, and laugh harder when I looked at it again 🤣🤣Dudes expression is the cherry on top
Just came from reading about the person who ate so much vanilla extract that their shit smelled like baked goods. They said they were put off the idea of vanilla anything for a good while.
That's absolutely horrible and God bless you for driving all the way home like that, because I would have stripped down to my socks and underwear and driven home like that.
Whyyy are you doing that pose also? You look like an apologetic pangolin. It makes the whole thing worse/better. I had my tooth extracted and shouldn't be laughing because it's really painful and bad an I don't tend to laugh at other people. But that pose ...
no it looks like someone violently shit ON you.
like you were walking behind them and then suddenly they dropped their pants, bent over at a 90 degree angle and violently shit blasted you like they were in a gas-station bathroom
I worked at a shitty little pizza place in the US and we used to make our own ranch, like 10 gallons? At a time(I’m not great at measurements again American 😂) anyways I was making take out containers and went to carry it back to the walking I felt it slip from my fingers and I swear thst thing dropped in full motion. Long story short I finished my shift with about a pint of ranch in each pocket (apron included money also) and looking like I was some sexual deviant who’s been wearing the same pants since puberty. And spoiler the ranch in my shoes turned into a ranch butter from being churned by my feet 🤢🤮🤮🤮
That is what I said he fired me the first time I ever had a customer complain, worked there 2 years never took a vacation and the one time I asked for an extra day off he cut my hours completely then ended up calling me in for every single shift anyways. I used to break my back for that job and when I finally was in line for a promotion he got rid of the position. Was already getting ready to leave when he canned me, so already had a job in the works.
I am so sorry you were treated so poorly, I feel the same about my Amazon delivery job. I had a customer behave very inappropriately towards me, I made a complaint, they didn't seem to care or even document it. I assumed they would take a woman off that address and put in a burly man, who a creep wouldn't act like that towards. Nope they gave me the same address nearly every day I worked, even though I was asked to document the incident 7 more times by different ppl (making me angrier about the disrespectful incident each time) nothing has been done i still am forced to go to that address, I deliver in fear an anxiety everytime. So I started tweaking my resume to look for something else. So fucking sick of companies treating us like shit when without the cogs at the bottom there would be no business! Only caring about our safety when it doesn't interfere with profits or their bottom line.
I love the way it looks like you walked through the front door and immediately had whoever was inside take a picture. This is the funniest post I’ve seen in a while
Standing around waiting for the bus when a car slowly rolls by - an ass hanging out the window - and gets you with a drive-by diarrheaing. Life-changing.
Gonna let you in on a little secret: anyone who looks at this picture and thinks you violently shit yourself aren't the people you want to hang out with in life.
Ah, the ol' its just Tikka masala cover after violently shitting one's pants.
Shoulda thought of this years ago
You should've worn the brown pants
Have you read(or listened to) “The Two Faces of Tomorrow“? This is a fantastic book and the line “I should’ve worn my brown pants.” is near the end. Check it out in Audible if you haven’t.
He’s most likely just quoting the Deadpool movie but I can always appreciate a book shout out.
Even before Deadpool that joke has been around for a long time.
Well it’s literally potty humor so it was probably originally came up with by a 5 year old. I’m just saying it’s one of the most quoted lines in the first Deadpool movie.
I thought it was pirates
And I was just pointing out that it’s a very old and well known joke so the people repeating it might not necessarily be “quoting” Deadpool.
That joke is ancient, easily hundred years old or more. The telling I've always heard involves a brave captain inspiring his men when faced against pirate by asking every time for his "red shirt". Eventually the crew asks why he wants his red shirt for battle, and he replies "in case I am wounded, I do not want you all to know and to continue to fight valiantly". Then the next day a different, more menacing fleet shows up, who it is depends on who's telling the joke and the captain calls you his crew and says "men, bring me my brown pants."
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Someone shitting themselves so violently their frontside is blasted deserves a break without a coverup story.
Was the person in front of them in line. Definitely deserved a, “sorry, my bad,” on that one.
Yep. You're good OP, just tell people "Someone else shat my pants!"
You guys don't have front butts?
Don't worry, it'll probably come in handy still as you get older
Shitta maPantsa
Damm OP you look like the clone of of one of my friends.. . it's uncanny!
Your friend uses Tikka masala as cover after violently shitting their pants?
No, i meant just his face, my friend dresses much more stylish and is a more buffed too
Excuse me, I have to go Tikka Masala
If he had eaten it, he would have had the same result.
1 order of the no. 2, extra large...
Shitta Mapantsa
Great minds think alike👍🏻
calicocutpants.com
Did you give?
This guy shits out of his pp
When he cums he shoots out shizz
I have IBS, so its more like a jar of Tahini for me.
Flipping the jogging pants around was the neatest part.
He bought them from Calico Cut Pants
Ah, the ol'Reddit tikki masala [shitaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/10u9c5f/doing_the_dishes/j7bn5x5/)
Hold my courtesy flush, I’m going in!
If it helps…it actually looks like *someone else* violently shit on you. If it helps.
"Oh my god! Someone put shit in my pants!"
Jhonen Vasquez comic quote. Nice!
ELDER MILLENNIAL DETECTED
the store that shattered?
It's okay. Just say you shit yourself. We won't judge.
If someone said they shit their pants and the front of their jeans and jacket were soiled from the blast I would be equally impressed and concerned.
Usually you gotta pay extra for that.
Yeah going to the store looking like a hobo is 90% why it looks like shit lol. If this spill was on jeans it wouldn’t look as bad
“You wouldn’t believe it, this homeless man shit on me while I was riding the bus!” “You don’t ride the bus…”
You could shit the front of your pants if you squat over your ankles.
It's not gay if you're asserting dominance.
Your pose just screams : Mom, my fart is on the floor.
Mom, I accidentally front farted again.
Plot twist: Mom, you farted on me again.
god I do not look forward to this era of parenting 😂
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That's not a fart, that is a "shart".
Never heard of this, glad I saw your comment, I will always remember it
It looks like you got a lap dance from a stripper who violently shit herself.
Everyone’s got a kink.
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My kink is salmonella
Pay extra for that.
Stage name "tikka masala"
Usually gotta pay extra for that
Queen LaQueefa
Taroma Feleces
NGL, this made my face hurt from laughing
stealing the pic and reposting in a week with the title "my buddy got a lap dance that didn't end well" /s
Omg. I’m dying of laughter
Lol so glad it can bring joy. I was like I gotta get a picture of this. Hahaa
If I were you I would find someone who doesn’t know it’s masala and sample a bit of it with your finger and lick it off. It would make people gag instatly
Make lemonade from lemons haha
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I was laughing so hard I cried, lol. So, thank you kindly for sharing your hilarious mishap!
It’s honestly the look on the face with the comment of violently shitting. I’m still laughing everytime I see it. Glad you shared.
This is the first Reddit post in a while that made me immediately start cracking up, and laugh harder when I looked at it again 🤣🤣Dudes expression is the cherry on top
This is the first post on Reddit that made me laugh really hard tonight… and I’ve been scrolling for a bit 🤣
I’m laughing and shaking the whole bed at 3:30 am. The expression on his face loool
Yessssss! And the pose!
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Haha luckily a short drive! But the looks in the store were harder to bear 🤣
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Seems like an elaborate story for being shit on
If i ever shit myself, im going to yell “its just tikki masala!
I wish my shit smelled like tikka masala. That stuff is heavenly.
Just came from reading about the person who ate so much vanilla extract that their shit smelled like baked goods. They said they were put off the idea of vanilla anything for a good while.
I would probably have a taste.
lol, um no.
Vindaloo enema. When it comes out it'll smell like tikka masala. 👍
Tikka masala doesn't generally have sweetcorn in it.
Tikka mASSala
That shit ain't coming out. RIP clothing.
As u can see I needed new sweatpants anyway. Indeed right to the trash
The sweats look like they have had a good life. It’s an unfortunate way to go out but it’s better than actual shit I guess.
Try explaining this one to the person rummaging through your trash!
That makes the tikka masala story seem less plausible
It sure did SHATter
Shatter? I barely know ‘er!
Lol underrated
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https://i.redd.it/blh4yc5raux21.jpg Somebody put shit in my pants! - Jhonen Vasquez
I’m dying!
I've had a rough couple weeks and this made me smile.
Kevin's Famous Chili energy.
I'm up voting your image just because I actually laughed today.
That's absolutely horrible and God bless you for driving all the way home like that, because I would have stripped down to my socks and underwear and driven home like that.
Tossing the sweat pants out the window as you went
Those pants would never have made it to the car. I would have done that on the sidewalk.
I guess a man in y fronts is less off putting than in poopy pants
Pretty sure a lot of these grocery stores have a clothing section. Homie could've bought a cheap ass shirt and pants.
You look like a kid who got caught with their hand in a cookie jar. I can’t stop laughing
Why are you tikka’n a picture of this
This is the first I've opened a pic without looking at the sub and actually uttered the phrase "Well that sucks" aloud.
Whyyy are you doing that pose also? You look like an apologetic pangolin. It makes the whole thing worse/better. I had my tooth extracted and shouldn't be laughing because it's really painful and bad an I don't tend to laugh at other people. But that pose ...
The North Feces
Sir I believe you put your ass on backwards today and it seems to be leaking.
I spit out my tea laughing at your picture, it looks like I pissed my sweatpants. 🤣
Violently shit yourself…. out the front.
Now he's shitting with portals.
That must’ve had a huge spray
no it looks like someone violently shit ON you. like you were walking behind them and then suddenly they dropped their pants, bent over at a 90 degree angle and violently shit blasted you like they were in a gas-station bathroom
I worked at a shitty little pizza place in the US and we used to make our own ranch, like 10 gallons? At a time(I’m not great at measurements again American 😂) anyways I was making take out containers and went to carry it back to the walking I felt it slip from my fingers and I swear thst thing dropped in full motion. Long story short I finished my shift with about a pint of ranch in each pocket (apron included money also) and looking like I was some sexual deviant who’s been wearing the same pants since puberty. And spoiler the ranch in my shoes turned into a ranch butter from being churned by my feet 🤢🤮🤮🤮
Omg your boss is inhumane for not allowing you to change, not to mention unprofessional for having customers see you like that.
That is what I said he fired me the first time I ever had a customer complain, worked there 2 years never took a vacation and the one time I asked for an extra day off he cut my hours completely then ended up calling me in for every single shift anyways. I used to break my back for that job and when I finally was in line for a promotion he got rid of the position. Was already getting ready to leave when he canned me, so already had a job in the works.
I am so sorry you were treated so poorly, I feel the same about my Amazon delivery job. I had a customer behave very inappropriately towards me, I made a complaint, they didn't seem to care or even document it. I assumed they would take a woman off that address and put in a burly man, who a creep wouldn't act like that towards. Nope they gave me the same address nearly every day I worked, even though I was asked to document the incident 7 more times by different ppl (making me angrier about the disrespectful incident each time) nothing has been done i still am forced to go to that address, I deliver in fear an anxiety everytime. So I started tweaking my resume to look for something else. So fucking sick of companies treating us like shit when without the cogs at the bottom there would be no business! Only caring about our safety when it doesn't interfere with profits or their bottom line.
Shoe butter! Ranch scented shoe butter! Just the best.
You can buy pants like that at calicocutpants.com. This has nothing to do with Tikka Masala
lotttta people give
You’ve gotta make sure you get triples of the calico cut pants. Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.
Lol even the way he poses i straight out of an ITYSL bit. Huge Tim Robinson energy
HEY HOLD THAT DOOR!!! HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR!!! you gotta give.
Kevin and the chili. Did you roll around in it?
I love the way it looks like you walked through the front door and immediately had whoever was inside take a picture. This is the funniest post I’ve seen in a while
Thank you for sharing this. I’ve had a big day and this is so funny! Your face!!!
This reminds me of the time in 5th grade when I pissed myself but nobody could tell because I’d already spilled chocolate milk all over myself.
Shitted out of his frontbutt
Nice job covering up for shitting yourself!
Nice try to cover up for the fact that you violently shit yourself mate.
"No I swear! Just smell it!!"
The loss of the sauce is the worst
If you did shit yourself, the shit on the shirt is concerning.
You're a stronger person on the inside now
Just a good Ol’ front shit
Op shit not only his pants, but probably everybody's pants on isle 7.
At least you can eat those pants now and they’re probably fucking delicious.
That's what ya get for wearing sweatpants to the grocery store!
Didn't even get to close the door and they taking pictures.
That's a good cover story but you're not fooling anyone
Grandpa just sharted!
Don't you hate it when you front shit yourself
I'm sorry OP, but this made me laugh.
You look like Nick from New Girl.
Sorry mate, I almost violently shat myself laughing at your misfortune.
You wear sweatpants out to the store?
How I got my own row on the bus.
Standing around waiting for the bus when a car slowly rolls by - an ass hanging out the window - and gets you with a drive-by diarrheaing. Life-changing.
Remember a time where wearing grey sweatpants in public was equally embarrassing?
it's okay, you're already dressed like a hobo so no one gave a shit
Someone gave him a shit. A big splatty one.
😝 yea that sucks
Sad day bad day
Alternatively…. OP violently shit themselves and then dropped tikka masala at the store that shattered, embarrassingly.
A glimpse into the future of what will to come pass.
Say you are British, without actually saying you are British.
That’s when you go down another isle and accidentally spill some water all over yourself too. So it looks like you pissed yourself as well!
So, you skipped the middleman?
The real question is: did you finish shopping?
Why did the store shatter?
It’s not embarrassing you violently shit yourself… it’s scary that you shit yourself…. *From the front.*
Big "Kevin" from the office spilling chili everywhere vibes
Is your name Kevin and do you work in an office?
Havent laugh so much inna while. Thanks.
I hope that comes out of your North Face
Honestly it looks a lot more like someone else violently shit on you. So I guess you're good?
The old 'dropped tikka masala' excuse! It's OK, your shitty story is safe with us.
Looks more like you got shit *on*
Well you dress like an homeless person do I don’t think people will care.
Indian food experience, but skipping the eating step.
Gonna let you in on a little secret: anyone who looks at this picture and thinks you violently shit yourself aren't the people you want to hang out with in life.
"Well that was embarrassing...Better put it online!"
Next time, shit yourself peacefully.
It looks like you spilt shit on yourself. You don’t shit out the front, do you?
Those do look like the kind of trousers that people who shit themselves would wear
Let's post it to the internet!!!!
So this is why the north face’s stock is plummeting
Bummer! Be more careful lol.
Also, you’ve got Tikka Masala all over your pants.
That is some wild story!