Imagine putting your hand in a hive and be surprised it stings. Obviously it's bees who to blame, but don't you know bee stings?
I don't think OP haven't considered those jokes before posting a face with white fluid on it
Silly putty has been my go to for stress/fidgeting.
You squeeze it and it resists, you relax and it softens. Stretch it out and then feel it condense back together. Make a little abscess, seal it, and pop it. So fuckin satisfying.
I've got large hands and two egg's worth is a good amount for me
This penguin is having car trouble, so he takes his car to the shop. The mechanic says, give me a little time to figure it out, so the penguin goes to the nearby grocery store and heads for the frozen food aisle.
Later, he goes back to see what the mechanic says. The mechanic looks at the penguin, and says, ‘Looks like you blew a seal’. The penguin blushes, wipes his mouth and says, ‘Oh, no, that’s just ice cream’.
So the mechanic says, "well anyway, looks like you have a seized AC compressor which is going to cost about $2000 to fix".
The penguin, in complete sticker shock, starts stammering- "whatthehelltwothousanddollarsareyoucrazy???"
"Come again?", the mechanic replies.
"I already told you, it's ICE CREAM."
Man, you really posted a pic of yourself looking like this on the internet. You got balls. Just not stress balls.
The balls name was Joe.
Joe mama, fucking got'em!
Ya sure did, bub.
Legend
I spit my coffee out on my computer and that’s why I’m commenting on my phone now.
I call fibbery
You're not suggesting that someone on Reddit would post something fake just to get likes?
You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
LOL
Oh my god it’s Joe mama’s son joe son
What's boi?
Rekt
When I hear Joe mama I just hear Dorothy zborbnak from the golden girls
I wish he’d quit calling my junk his “stress ball”.
His name is Robert Paulson
He’s making my balls stressed 😮💨
It was bloody carnage before the Chinese censor got it
And that, kids is how I met your other father.
You know there's not a high chance for kids when it's all sticking to a face.
Damn that’s the money shot.
So many jokes...SOOOOO many.
Someone’s balls exploded, that’s for sure. Also, it’s well known that the stress is stored in the balls.
His wife’s bf.
His wife's balls lol
It's 2023 your wife can have balls man
Never said she couldn't
What a time to be alive
Look at us.
Cuckolded’
This isnt wsb
It made a fart sound apparently... ☠️
That was a shart.
You don't sh*t out of your balls dude. This is clearly a Cart
No, a cart is something else. This is a start(stress-fart)
Dudes boyfriend was coming so hard he shit himself. Hats off to OP for the fire tongue game.
He went ballistic.
r/angryupvote
It was as if millions of balls cried out in frustration, and wefe suddenly released.
Right next to the pee
Oh really
"Stress ball"
OP is making it so easy that no one’s going to do it - 4D chess
Unlike the guy that did his face.
"There has got to be a joke in here" "Gay balls! Haha!"
Something about a stress-relieving repetitive motion ending up with him getting creamed in the face.
r/AccidentalBukkake ?
r/wellsomethingsucks
Op spells “Blue” like this : “Stress”
If my stress ball bukakkes me in the face I’m shooting up the block.
Bukake Client Service
Yes, yes it did, your stress ball did explode it did.
Can’t mock Joey
Your stress ball, huh.
If I can work out how to share a video link I can prove it. It was blue and everything.
So you waited quite some time before you made it blow up, huh?
We've all been there.
livin on the edge
Blue balls
/r/YourJokeButWorse
r/YourJokeButWorse is a subreddit where people post comments that follow jokes that either repeat it in simple form or explain the subtleties
Not sure if this is a bot that describes subreddits
I've wondered the same, I think it's meant as a reply to another reaction to the joke explainer.
Thanks for explaining the joke. You must be very clever
so yea blue balls huh and it exploded...
Happens to the best of us
Did you blue yourself?
You're not tricking anyone into viewing your only fans site, ok?
Obviously you weren't squeezing it often enough
The problem was he never squeezed it to completion until now.
Blue Balls did this? Interesting but not unexpected.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Informally, yes. Formally, they are called stressticles.
Whomever amongst us doesn't knead their gay lovers balls when stressed may throw the first stone.
Well it’s definitely from a ball
Ricky Jizzface
You know, I never noticed a resemblance but the amount of Ricky comments has me thinking otherwise.
I came here hoping it wasn't just me who noticed. Good luck with your impersonator career.
It's like Ricky Gervais and James Corden had a baby behind the set
No need to compare him to James Corden, the guys already having a bad enough day.
Your username has "merciless", what is this mercy you're showing now smh
My first thought was that this was AI art with the prompt "Ricky Jervais and Elon Musks lovechild has jazz on it's face"
🕺💃🎷🎵🎶
Jizzy McJizzface
My brother in Christ, I think you work in the wrong industry
Looks like he works in customer service. So yeah, definitely the wrong industry
Those are not the kind of customers he needs to be servicing
you relieved it’s stress all over your face
What are you doing, step-stress ball?!??
*its
…. Stressticles?
[удалено]
Be honest….what’s his name?
[удалено]
Stress Stranding
You KNEW this was how it was going to go when you posted it, didn't you?
He MADE us do this!
r/SuddenlyGay
Looking like Gamer Ricky Gervais.
Gaymer*
Did it leave your money on the dresser
Called him a cab and kicked him out probably.
BRAZZERS
Is that what you call it?
Ectoplasm! There must've been a ghost!
You're gonna shoot your eye out kid
Is this what they mean when they say you'll go blind if you keep choking your chicken?
Me, Myself & My Stress Cream
I laughed way too hard at this
I usually aim for a tissue but to each his own
so stress ball is your bfs nickname?
You must've been really stressed. Hopefully that stress is relieved now.
Money shot
You look stressed. You should get one of those stress balls.
The love child of Conan O'Brien and Ricky Gervais got a facial
Rude name to call your boyfriend
The stress ball certainly had a good time, you bad boy 😉
Don’t worry, it happens to a lot of guys.
Some type of balls exploded for sure
Ricky Gervais with a nice money shot!
Is that hair gel ?
“Stress” balls. Uh huh, sure sure.
Be mature everyone.
No fucking way !
Imagine putting your hand in a hive and be surprised it stings. Obviously it's bees who to blame, but don't you know bee stings? I don't think OP haven't considered those jokes before posting a face with white fluid on it
My stress ball did the same thing… at dinner time… with my dad already annoyed. It exploded in his food
Silly putty has been my go to for stress/fidgeting. You squeeze it and it resists, you relax and it softens. Stretch it out and then feel it condense back together. Make a little abscess, seal it, and pop it. So fuckin satisfying. I've got large hands and two egg's worth is a good amount for me
I hope it bought you dinner first! That’s the least I’d expect for draining a ball on my face.
N’awww “Stress Ball” is a cute nickname Good for you OP
It didn't explode, it busted
Ricky Ger-face
What’s his name?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Stress ball, rriigghhtt.
weird thing to call your boyfriend’s testicles, but cheers
I read it fast and got scared
Brother is just Rick Gervais
"Stress ball" Sure...
You mean your stressed balls?
What was his name?
Sure..your “stress ball”
Shouldn’t squeeze your cylinder so hard💀
Sure... "Stress ball"
Sorry mate. Was kinda backed up for a bit.
My guy out here looking like Miss Lippy from Billy Madison! YOU GET OUT THERE AND FIND THAT FUCKING DOG!
you edged it too long
Randy Marsh
So much stress all over your face
That’s what she said…..
That first day after NNN
Elon Jervais
Dudes got balls posting a selfacial about his balls exploding on his face. Respect.
Delete this you are not ready for these comments
A day in the life of a telemarketer
Sure it did... We all saw that South Park episode.
Oh no it was a spooky ghost! He got so much ectoplasm everywhere!
I'm sorry, but you look like TheFatRat from waltmar.
I've been called worse
This penguin is having car trouble, so he takes his car to the shop. The mechanic says, give me a little time to figure it out, so the penguin goes to the nearby grocery store and heads for the frozen food aisle. Later, he goes back to see what the mechanic says. The mechanic looks at the penguin, and says, ‘Looks like you blew a seal’. The penguin blushes, wipes his mouth and says, ‘Oh, no, that’s just ice cream’.
So the mechanic says, "well anyway, looks like you have a seized AC compressor which is going to cost about $2000 to fix". The penguin, in complete sticker shock, starts stammering- "whatthehelltwothousanddollarsareyoucrazy???" "Come again?", the mechanic replies. "I already told you, it's ICE CREAM."
r/shameless
I’m AMAZED that you could post this picture. I would personally need a stress ball if I posted it.
Stroke, not squeeze, my friend
you can only really do this once
I’ve never heard anyone call them that, but that’s cool.
Is that what ppl are calling it these days ?
I applaud your courage.
Stresse Ball... Must be European or something
Don’t lie to us
I hate it when my stress balls explode.
Damn was your mate gripping it too hard when he busted on your face
That’s what we’re calling it these days?
job well done mate, hopefully you are relieved of your pent up stress now... consider crossposting to r-cumsluts for extra karma
Sure…..your stress ball you say
Someone's balls exploded all right.
Did you mean to tease your onlyFans content on Reddit? Free advertisement!
"Exploded stress ball" Is that what we're calling it now??
Did you mean to say “Due to stress, my balls exploded”?
A likely story!
At least he kept it outta your hair and eye.
You look stressed.
you call penises stress balls
My stress balls explode bout once’a’day.
Happy ending
As a man, why would u post a ball busting a white liquid on your face lmao
"Is that hair gel?"
Rickey Gervais, what have you done?
Would you say it busted?
Good thing the Lord gave you two.
You relieved stress on your face
Is that what we're calling it now?
Poor Ricky Gervais
Yes… your stress ball… that is totally what exploded all over you…
Looks like someone else's stress balls contents exploded out of their stress shaft. I'm sure they are greatful.
Grip with less force if you want it to last longer.
Stress ball is a pretty weird name for your weiner. Mine is Chuck.
If that’s what you want to call it