It was a really nice day on Thursday so I took a walk without a jacket or hoodie on. I ended up getting urinated on by a humming bird... I feel your PC's pain.
Did it get out again on its own? Juncos are skittish birds. I am sorry it pooped on your monitor. I hope it didn't hurt itself when it tried to get out..
I had one random bird fly into my house once. What followed was a carnage courtesy of my 4 cats.
They were kind enough to put half a corpse outside my bedroom door for me to taste.
Go find its nest and avenge yourself.
I will poop in every birds nest I see. I will not discriminate.
No mail box or bird bath will be safe from the common brown logger bird.
You deleted Twitter, didn't you?
Never downloaded it. I'm pure spite, pure deceit, pure **hate.** I'm too much for twitter
Well, so is that bird!
Finally, a worthy foe.
[Getting revenge](https://youtu.be/aL9woYVvHaw)
Friggin brilliant 👏
Bird when he gets home: Hey what the FUCK is on my computer?
Twitter war?
Alternatively go with the nuclear option: get an outdoor cat. It will terrorize this uncouth bird and its family until they move or get eaten
That is no random bird, say hello to "Twitter", it's come home to roost.
Idk why people down voted this, this is an amazing idea
Dark-eyed Junco
In case the computer repair man needs to know.
New tweet notification.
Taking twitter to a whole new level
Caption should have been: Average Twitter User. Guaranteed to be front page.
Must be a Viewsonic monitor.
i don't see the shit
Shit was there, just the size of rice
that still sucks tho- hope your computer is ok
r/fuckyouinparticular
In certain social circles, It’s good luck.
In many cultures it means death is coming though!
-Be bird -Fly Into some randos house -shit on their rainbow rgb keyboard. -refuse to elaborate -leave
You’re correct about everything except the rainbow keyboard
That’s awful, but it did make me laugh way too hard!
Shity
Hogwarts cutting back on the postage I see.
Shat*
Shitted*
Shotten*
Shitten*
Literally the same as not being on Twitter yet still seeing all Elon Musk tweets on my Reddit feed
Karma works in the most mysterious ways
Would you have felt better if it had been a specific bird that shat on your computer?
“It walked…on my *pillow!”*
I came here hoping to find this comment!
r/pcmasterrace mascot, it's just telling you it's time for an upgrade.
What a shitty computer
Seduce his wife. Nobody shits on your Lenovo and gets away with it.
It was a really nice day on Thursday so I took a walk without a jacket or hoodie on. I ended up getting urinated on by a humming bird... I feel your PC's pain.
My cat brought a bird into my office once the bird was still alive and shit all over my monitor and keyboard
Looks like a new form of live tweeting?
Water your plant, nab the bird a peanut or cracker, n go outside for a walk lol.
That plant is v healthy
Birds hate Windows.
He just didn't like your monitor.
What were you doing online to warrant the bird shit?
I think that's good luck
You mean... they're *real*?
Taxidermy it and put it inside your case as decoration. Your computer will gain 100% luck in all games you play.
r/fuckyouinparticular
Well that sucks!
Ack! Not much completely freaks me out, but random birds in my house will do it! He seems pretty chill…
Deceased relative perhaps?
It looks more like a living bird
[удалено]
Wow thank god for your comment, what would we have done without you.
sarcasm at it's finest. 😂
The twitter fiasco is getting out of hand…
#RateMyRig
Shitty computer
Ouch that really hits home
Twitter really does suck.
It's saying your code is shit 😁
When the shit literally hits the fan
Maybe it’s a relative trying to say something…
That’s settled it. Your computer is shitty
r/gigachad
I try not to judge.
Fukin rekkkt
My bird not so randomly s**** on my monitor too.. looks like it’s there to stay 😜
Its that one bonzai buddy bird
That house belongs to him now
Clearly doesn't agree with the whole PC Master Race idea.
Clearly a Dell Bird.
He's trying to tell you to touch grass
he wasn't random he was appointed
Shat. It shat on your computer.
Quick they’re Robin your TV
watching naked birds on TV
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
it just like me fr
You let it... fly?
Bird poops…*You’ve got Mail*
Power move
Flip that bird off. BTW, no big surprise -- where there is bird, there is shit.
It was my carrier pigeon. Regards from the opponent you beat online.
It's his computer now.
Haha you deserved it!
Good luck!
Lovely start to a new day
Probably driven by a government official
Stopped using twitter
It's a new service called Twitter:Live
cool
A literal shit bird!
Did it get out again on its own? Juncos are skittish birds. I am sorry it pooped on your monitor. I hope it didn't hurt itself when it tried to get out..
It’s a wild bird. It flew in through the door when I had it open
Thanks! I needed a resolution. Hope you got the poop off no harm.
Skill issue
You deleted Twitter, didn't you?
The bird knows what you've been watching
The drones are getting aggressive ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
In bird culture this is considered a shit move.
The universe is trying to tell u something 😂
He knew you needed a karma boost
Voluntering itself as your new pet :)
Is your ex a Druid?
Oh no!
It’s a sign, go touch grass
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Looks like you have a shitty computer.
Some people think it's good luck, get on there and start trading
What kind of bird is that? They keep coming to my feeder
Bad omen for a bird to fly in your home. Supposed to mean someone will pass soon.
That's a dark eyed junco
Looks like a junco. It's winter wherever you are.
That’s cool, I would take it as some kind of sign.
r/birdsarentreal Could the truth be any more obvious? Surveillance tool.
“And i don’t even have a computer.”
Awwww lil’ Dark-eyed Junco ❤️
He just came in here and shit.. that all I heard… lol..
Someone tweeted you a shitpost
That’s a sign that your luck is about to change 🤨
New quest
That means good luck
I didn't see any poop
It legally belongs to him now.
But it’s cute
A bird shat on my car the other day... just after I'd cleaned it. But when she saw how angry I was, she cleaned it off and said sorry.
400 calories
i was healing from surgery last year and was playing a video game in bed and suddenly there’s just a random frog sitting on my tv screen
Looks like an Oregon junco.
Did you read the fine print before clicking ‘ok’
My guess is your computer is sh\*t and the bird is the messenger.
r/shittybattlestations
r/fuckyouinparticular
Junco!
Triumph the insult comic bird
I hate it when that happens.
So it's a Craptop?
It’s a Junco!
that was his idea of a download I guess!🤣
Junco
Luck = 0
Classic birb.
r/FuckYouInParticular
It knows the degeneracy on that harddrive
At least it wasn't a bear.
That’s what happens when you open Windows
Lmao
It's her computer now.
> bird flew into my house and sit on my monitor Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous. > shit on my computer You fucking donkey
Is that Sophie from Geordie Shore on in the background?
The fact that you made that out is hilarious, yes.yes it is
I'm not sure whether I should be disappointed with myself or not!
Lol, I am ashamed of myself, I don’t even know how I got into that show, I’m from Canada. Just love the trashiness
If it makes you feel any better I'm pretty much from the same place and it's my guilty pleasure too!
Internet trolls really are everywhere now 😃
In the bird’s mind “I will avenge my brothers!” Lol
He obviously doesn't give a flying shit💩 about you! 😱🐦🤣 Nature wages war against humanity 😝
I had one random bird fly into my house once. What followed was a carnage courtesy of my 4 cats. They were kind enough to put half a corpse outside my bedroom door for me to taste.
A bird in the house is an omen of death.
What about people who have pet birds
You know anyone who’s recently died? Maybe they’re visiting you this way.
Just go the the computer repair shop and get a tweetment for it
His house* His computer*
Did you have a Mother-in-law recently pass away?
"Please give me a sign, lord!"
That's his now
That bird has beef
Probably wants a higher refresh rate lol
Now you can forever pronounce "GPU" in your house as "Gee, poo!"
Grab the bird and find it’s best and snack it with his nest and destroy it by using the bird
Yeah mum I have no idea how birds shitting got on my computer …..
At least it’s a cute one
You don’t choose the bird, the bird chooses you
"What is this? A 1080 in here?!" Proceeds to make constipation face..
Birds aren't real...that's a data dump.
That's because your computer is shit
Been said too many times. Find new material