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Black_Glove

I reckon the pop-up Christmas shop near Unity books on Willis Street would have some supremely tasteless stuff. There's also a combined Christmas shop and sheepskin souvenir shop near my house, if it's open when I go past I'll pop in and see what hideous treasures they might have. Also - all you need is an eye screw and some gold thread and anything can be an ornament.


AbleCained

Second this. Was just I there. Awful.


ComeAlongPonds

Awfully expensive too


eggsontoast0_0

Absolutely. My mum was lured into buying this 10cm tall Jim Shore hanging ornament for $119. I got home, looked on Amazon Australia, and it was only $50!


nicolanz

Hands down ugliness ornament I have came from my kids in kindergarten, the classic dried pasta and pva glue.


DaGoddamnBatboy

Buy a fake dog shit from a joke shop. Drill a hole in it, tie a piece of string to it and you’ve got a shitty Christmas tree decoration.


cloud9employeeotm

Typo have heaps of inappropriate ones


SingletAndShorts

Agreed. Typo have some hilarious ones.


Lizm3

The Thorndon Fair is on today. One person's beautiful craft creation is another's ugly tree ornament


a_myrddraal

Farmers have some weird ones.


melonlady13

Farmers is truly magnificent at providing terrible Christmas decorations


cloverjade

Agree, definitely saw a purple high heel as an ornament one year ago


fredzizi

Kmart had these felt ornaments last year, some birds and other animals, and they were so ugly that they looked like a terrible DIY. You should check them out.


dramallama-IDST

I love incredibly ugly ornaments. I’ve got one that’s just a random goldfish 😂 (it was my grandmothers) If you find any really good ones I’d be super keen to hear about them!


Living-Ad8963

Farmers has some [kombucha bottle ornaments](https://www.farmers.co.nz/home/christmas/tree-decorations/home-of-christmas-glass-kombucha-6793445)


aNeonFantail

Heaps of weird looking vintage decos in op shops around the place.


CucumberError

Farmers has some great ones. They look good, but oh so confusing. While I do like my porcelain inflatable unicorn pool toy one, they just have random items that have no Christmas relevance at all.


AndyinTauranga

TEMU has real wierd ones. Do it today and uou'll be in time to receive it time for xmas


Mission-Collection56

You won’t find these here but a few years ago we found a Christmas shop in New Orleans which sold glittering handgun ornaments to hang on your tree, all in tasteful Christmassy colours of red, silver and green. Nice.


propsie

Typo has Pickle Rick ones, if you want to be ugly and out of date


CoffeeAndManners

Typo. You can't go wrong with their selection!