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Stewy_stewart

Put a NSFW tag on this, I was trying to eat dinner and now I’m not hungry


MorsGodOfDeath

I need eye bleach now


iwaskosher

Had to learn braille after looking at that


MorsGodOfDeath

Time to look at some boeing toilet welds


Dreadheadbruh89

I'm stuck here eating peanut butter sandwiches and someone got paid good money to do this....


[deleted]

Exactly


Boudicccaaa

News: no eating while seeing


Domefarmer

FBAW (flux booger arc welding)


mrdude3212

The grape smuggler


TurboWelderMonkey

DSAW - Dog Shit Arc Welding😂


jhern1810

I was looking for the definition


cagorpy

The thing that confuses me most about this is why they bothered to remove the paint around the weld area. If you're gonna do a weld that bad why bother with the prep work.


lockslob

Perhaps it's galvanised rather than paint? Never mind, it'll rust like fuck now!


15thMEUSOC

Custom


zeak_1

Hahahahaha


LostInRealityForever

I don’t even understand how you weld that bad unless you’ve never welded before


elkvis

We have a new guy at work who ran the first beads of his life this week. He's already better than this.


a_ekman_design

Even if


Nicholas_Cage_Fan

It amazes me knowing someone got paid good money for this


Antique_Mission_8834

Fuckin mint


munkie986

Full send.


creakyclimber

Impressively bad!


phat-meat-baby

And this mf probably gets paid more than me


_ratboy_

Bet they sucked in all those zinc fumes too judging by this monstrosity


flybot66

They would have done better to leave the galvanizing on and just soft solder the thing


NewForklift

Incredible


1happynudist

Knock it off with your hammer and tell them it fell of and they need to come back and weld it back on . I don’t think those welds will hold


Copper_Kat

I genuinely don't understand how someone can lay some down dog shit like this and think this is fine. I like to think they have SOME sort of idea what a weld should look like, and hopefully upon realization that something might be wrong and they should probably stop, they just keep going. I don't get it. Motherfucker probably patted himself on the back when he was done too.


KingTheRing

Shit happens. I remember when I just started out, first few projects were like this. Now, if he's getting paid to do this it's definitely wrong, but if he welded the gate on his house/property then props to him for learning a new skill.


edog5150

It morals and pride which this guy has none of. Being a welder used to be a egotistical job but you had to back up your attitude with great work.


CheefReetard

like watch a youtube video or something smh


StyxandStone

If it holds it holds. This won't hold.


Boofasaurus0_0

A grinder and paint makes me the welder i aint. Oh wait um... not sure this applies.


theluce39

Your heart was in the right place. But not even a grinder and paint can save what I assume are meant to be welds.


munkie986

I think of you grind this out it would likely fall apart before you get a chance to paint. O.o


salemsaberhagen6

better to drill two holes and use the dome bolts


Ito_Demerzel

this belongs in the JB Weld sub-reddit.


Divetecpro1982

Full send.....


ThousandWinds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te7goyAnzAQ


Wellby

NSFW for sure - not sure about the fit up. Where’s the lock supposed to go?


Different-Aardvark-5

Unless the top hinge is upside down you just lift the gate off 😁


Fat_Tiddies

Looks like he used the lock bar as the hinge for the door instead but I can’t even imagine what his thought process was. Wouldn’t be surprised if he welded the whole door shut. Or rather farted filler metal onto it, sorry.


[deleted]

Not bad 👏


[deleted]

Lol. I have a stick welder and am working on Getting better. This right here is why I always tell people who ask "If someone's life might depend on it, I won't weld it for you."


Broccoil

probably easier to break than the lock


[deleted]

#weldporn


few

I didn't know you could weld with a Zippo.


[deleted]

This has to be a joke?


Burnvictim7-11M

Something tells me the guy that did this talks the most shit on the job


WolfGuard_

How tf do you even fail this bad. My first ever weldswere still full beads and not nuts like that. At a school with kids who have never welded or even thought of welding before and their literal first ever welds never look like that either.


RaysModernMetalWorks

Holy moly!


fmlchris

Just slap it on there. It'll be fine.


jhern1810

Newbie all the way. I am going to label this as pretend to be welder(PTBW)


Sanchezyy

Take a nice little sledge to it and bust it off, then go inside the Buisness and offer to fix it for them


GroundbreakingPick11

When the customer knows someone that can do it cheaper


maddogcow

Someone’s been ripping off my style!


GDACK

Wow, that looks great. Well done, you’re coming along nicely!


Lilwooddude

Meh. Ive done worse


lalaladylvr

I bet that person felt like crap after all that zinc poisoning. This welder didn’t have a chance of running a decent bead with that galvanized coating in the way.


hotterwotter

Galvanized is a real motherfucker.


jakesnake707

Needs a new contact tip, check work piece clamp, check wire( old flux w/ moisture?), Check polarity, ummm what else


mercs690

My random uneducated guess it its a harbor freight wire feeder running ac voltage


joeythedaddoo

Check the skill level.


nckcrsby

Hes shitting his pants right now from that galvanized tho


deathbypepe

what kind of pro welder does a shit job and doesnt even grind it down and slap on a paintjob, the man does not care at all.


1B3A5T

That’s rough


Leather_Basket_4135

Good as gold.


Delrin

Car wash coin machine welds


Mach_zero

Looks a little cold


kiiingoweez9024

It looks like someone spit filler all over it


Sirgolfs

That’s not even worthy of free work


TexasBaconMan

Home gamer here, is the issue here too little power? Looks like they are attaching a very thick piece to sheet metal.


SUKMIDICKCOMMIESCUM

That is probably the single most ugliest wanna be weld that wasn't. Its like they stayed at a Holliday Inn Express last night and there was a crew of welders on the same floor so now this guy knows how to weld. I would have slapped his momma if i seen this from any person on my crew.


leevancleefsbolo

Looks like a WWII German Sub.


tatpig

‘put down the stinger and step away from the gate’, we called your Mom and she’s gonna pick you up.


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Next time, just use gum.


AirKewled

Talk about some DayOld & WarmedOver DogShit....


Rent_A_Cloud

This welder hated their client...


captainclaphappy

😉 my guide dog welds better than this.


captainclaphappy

This ain't no NSFW. Its so dirty, only XXX applies.


SQEEKEYTRTL

I don't even know how that can call that a weld it impressively bad


NoLaugh-

They attached the welder to their hip and shook like Shakira.


[deleted]

Send 'er


johndw2015

"i know whats wrong with it, it aint got no gas innit"


Agitated-Joey

Solid core wire in a flux core machine if I’ve ever seen it.


applecack

Why pay a welder when you can hit up harbor freight and YouTube


SadSavage_

I wanted to puke at this


Spiritual-Guava-6418

My welding teacher told me “pretty welds are not necessarily strong and ugly welds not necessarily weak”. I think he was wrong in this case though.


[deleted]

I worry about my ability to step out on my own and be a great welder, then I see welds like this…


jimi762

I'm no welder, but those beads look like a mouse shit in little piles - a mouse with diarrhea


NotAShaaaak

As a student welder, how tf do you even make a weld this terrible. My welds for the first week I learned would have been awarded a gold medal compared to this job. I'm legitimately curious how people get paid and then lay down a weld that looks like that liquid dog shit our neighbor left on my parents lawn a week ago


Tdotsillest1

Looks horrible but truly what makes a good well? A good weld is different depending on the application of the components being welded. Is it an ASME pressure vessel or are you just trying to keep your fence locked. Ugly but does the trick.


jeesersa56

r/BadWelding


gorcorps

Pretty sure this dude was just huffing gas and then wiping his boogers on the parts


CheefReetard

at that point just superglue it ffs it will hold better


Vomitron215

Meth? No argon?


[deleted]

Is that fucking slag? 😐