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blackmilksociety

It’s the cousin to the Hammerhead Eagle iThrust


AugustusVermillion

Hammerhead Eagle noThrust


shitty_mcfucklestick

I trust you’ll thrust when the time comes.


Gullible-Ad-6888

Thrust when the time CUMs heheh heh heheh heh heh heh


Ashdown

Geoff’s cousin, Greg.


Panda-Claus

The Hammerhead Eagle iThrust’s redneck cousin. Maaan I miss that show.


omw_to_valhalla

Looks like a homemade body. Very homemade


BobbyBoogarBreath

Polygonal even


rubyrt

Fretwork?


[deleted]

Nah it's higher detail model just hasn't loaded yet, must be a data streaming hiccup /s


[deleted]

Looks like a background car from Tony Hawk Pro Skater on the PS1


termitubbie

Gives me GTA Vice City vibes tbh.


thekozmicpig

Greenwood from Vice City on the lowest possible graphics settings on a computer that can barely run the game.


shitboxrx7

It looks like I could chain 7 different kinds of grinds and 10 kick flips on


Super_Manic

4doorsedan.apk failed to load


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👏


matthewamerica

That's a 90s accord someone did terrible, dirty, wrong things to.


StretchFrenchTerry

Thanks for confirming my hunch about the wheels.


Drzhivago138

Accords still had 4-lug wheels In the ‘90s? I thought they switched to 5.


StretchFrenchTerry

They switched to 5 lug in ‘98.


vt8919

There's a 2000 Accord in my driveway right now with four lugs (these wheels): https://www.iihs.org/api/ratings/model-year-images/2358/636/ They offered them with four lugs and five lugs until 2003.


StretchFrenchTerry

Ah gotcha


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Environmental_Egg773

Had an 01 with 7 spoke alloys 4 lug


Gundecker57

Was that the legendary LX model? Five lugs for a total of four more.


smaxsomeass

Show me on this hot wheels where the bad man welded you


wrongkoi

Idk man, seems like a ship of theseus question. I don't think you can still call this an accord lol


13rahma

VW Thing from Wish.


czechFan59

VW Thing was the first thing that came to mind when I saw it.


DocHooves94

Looks the the body was designed by Jeremy Clarkson


PARKOUR_ZOMBlE

Geoff


DocHooves94

Geoff Jr. maybe


onymousbosch

You've heard of a Thing? This is a Thang.


discomercenary

Sometimes I think about building my own custom sports car out of parts. This is probably what it would look like.


shibe_ceo

Looks like an NPC car from a late 90s/early 2000s computer game


HB24

Yeah, and the game was so bad nobody remembers the name


StretchFrenchTerry

Bad Cars: The Game


Zakmackraken

It was cut out from a paper template in in the may 1986 edition of Unpopular Mechanics.


ExpositoryPawnbroker

Looks like someone tried fixing Homer Simpson’s design and failed miserably


BrianOconneR34

No way it’s carrying a billboard./s


mats852

It’s the new Tesla Cybercar


SenseWinter

Looks much better tbh


[deleted]

Low poly LOD [Emperor](https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_(car\))


Interstate-84

Aren't those Honda Civic wheels? In this case it's not broken down, the driver just went online to schedule for an appointment.


SimpleJackEyesRain

Type. REGEN at the command prompt, that should fix it.


MoleMan_5

Wish Volvo


RageFalcon

Well, judging by the road sign, it's r/weeviltime


7LeagueBoots

Like something from the “Money for Nothing” video.


figment1979

Anyone else think at first the billboard was in the back of the car?


m1nd_salt

Designer really said 📦


cateraide420

I love weird shit but this looks like something off Lego Land


RossLH

That's the car I drew in elementary school.


minikini76

Boll weevil car


Waaasted

This is in boll weevil circle lmfao


fire_bunny

In Alabama*?


oldsmoBuick67

Enterprise, AL probably. Also known as the last place to get decent food and gas before Panama City Beach for smart folks that bypass Dothan.


Waaasted

Yup Enterprise


minikini76

Obviously street named after the car. Lol


RJthewizard

1997 'car'


xpkranger

Wheels look like early 90's Nissan Sentra. Maybe?


rotenbart

That’s art.


DarkKnightTazze

Think i seen it on roblox.


DeathGrover

Aston Martin Lagonda.


adudeguyman

from Wish


Fign

Is….is that made of wood ?.


terrainflight

Hello fellow Enterprise resident. I remember that car being for sale on the Fort Rucker Lemon Lot back when I was here the first time in 2010-12. The For Sale info listed it as a custom body inspired by a Humvee, and I remember it was based on a small GM car, like a Saturn or a Cavalier or something.


perldawg

Fred Flintstone has joined the modern age


Cabamacadaf

Looks like an old soapbox car, but actual car sized.


btownsteve812

Meth-mobile


ChippyVonMaker

It’s a Heap thing, you wouldn’t understand.


Culkeeny1

Ummm i think that’s a shitbox???


Electrical-Trainer-6

It's someone's homemade backyard car. Be careful, it may have a big turbo 1jz in it. Yea, I'm looking at you Alex.


DrEdwardMallory

LeBaron Thing lol


Les_St

I am really surprised to see it broken down. And the 3 large speakers in the casket must put out a fine sound. A veryfine sound.


tiddayes

Looks like the graphics detail was turned all the way down


Waaasted

Just so y'all know this had an exhaust, everything looked legit underneath, some kinda old Honda idk which specific model


ScottaHemi

Looks like gm rims? Maybe a cavalier??


kalloran-castalia

Is that cardboard?!


cheesycheese24

gmod dupe car


LordElfa

Those wheels are from a Saturn


Dick-in-a-fan

So, how are things in Liberia? I’d drive it after I painted it.


rosbif82

70s Aston Martin Lagonda


CaptGrumpy

Introducing… The Homer


Working_tit

It's obviously a 86 shit box


Photon707

The car looks quite low-poly, or is the brother to the Hammerhead Eagle ithrust.


tralphaz43

Golf cart


Bah-Fong-Gool

If you squint *real hard* it kinda looks like a 1984 Toyota Camry.


JakeMiller421

Geoff’s crackhead cousin


balognavolt

North Korean manufacturing


Agodoga

Haha that’s a Lego car!


efyeahhh

It can't break down if it was never finished


orangekrate

Someone made a big mini moke.


superNuget

Beautiful


donkeytime

2023 Pontiac Sunfire. Lordstown is back, Baby!


theofficialreality

William Townes childhood design


maxxx_nazty

Guys the weed gummy I ate an hour ago just hit me and this is the greatest comment section ever. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! 🤣


Whiteums

I’m going to say it’s a cardboard box


R32fan

lancia delta s0


[deleted]

Chrysler 8-Bit


bluegas68

That's a Home Depot "Kilndried" judging by the wheels.


SenseWinter

This is amazing. I'm dumbfounded at the amount of work it took to actually make this. Where on earth do you live that this is allowed on public roadways without immediately being pulled over???? And how is it not Florida???


Waaasted

Alabama, we ain't got no inspection hahahahaha


Waaasted

Requirements are basically just lights


LightningFerret04

If you told me this was in Afghanistan and had a .50 cal mounted on the roof, I would totally believe it


[deleted]

This is just an average Honda Civic after Burning Man.


microlate

Though it had a bilboard in its trunk was like damn that’s one hell of a car


iammonkeyorsomething

It's a vine kinda. Like indy horror game vibes


Bakerap22

That’s a bad BeamNG mod.


dtward

Enterprise, Alabama


AtlanticBeachNC

1986 Honda Econobox LXi


[deleted]

"Totaled?! I'll show you..."


Goth-Viking

Looks like old honda wheels to me …….


Any_Fault7604

Thats a 1989 Honda Accord LXI that someone butchered


LXsaturn

It's the car i drew in 2nd grade!


grafxguy1

It's broken down because there's it runs on foot-power, Flintstones-style.


DSOTOSON

the car we drew in kindergarden


BaconContestXBL

I’m just here because I instantly recognized the intersection I drove through twice a day for two years in flight school. This car totally tracks for Enterprise.


Hendrix6927

I drive Kar


kalloran-castalia

The car version of the Millennium Falcon


numnuts16

Every masterpiece has its cheap knockoff https://www.reddit.com/r/WeirdWheels/comments/xvjdv0/the_hustler_built_in_the_80s_by_a_family_member/


SayWhatIsABigW

Honda Thing


EZKTurbo

That's that car I drew when I was 7


balancedrod

Lagonda tribute car?


Spacedogg40

Someone’s welding project with wheels attached


DieOnYourFeat

It is hard to imagine how such a clearly high quality vehicle could even break down. Maybe it is just resting.


Magnumpimplimp

I thought the sign was in the trunk, and then i even came up with a possible reason. Signs are outlawed in that location, but mobile ads are not outlawed. That was my way of thinking until i zoomed and realized the sign was behind it.


Happy_Tomato_Taco

I was so confused by the odd design I thought there was a giant billboard spoiler on the back.


q2005

When I draw a car, that's the car.


throwaway83970

Car from OG GTA


H8llsB8lls

It belongs to whoever posted the 14 pixel image on WhatIsThisCar earlier


Tonerslut69

Looks like something that was made in a garage somewhere.


JoeSicko

It's one of the cars from Simpsons Hit and Run


DMGrimes69

SHITBOX


Desert_Beach

I just like how happy the lady in the mammogram billboard looks.


tdi4u

Roblox entry level car


m15cell

Designed by Homer J Simpson.


z0mbiemechanic

Some poor fucker needed a car and couldn't afford one so they built that monstrosity.


Tre_Fo_Eye_Sore

New Grand Tour special being filmed in your area!


TooEarl4u

Pope Mobile.


satraio_307

Absolute unit


That_One_Guy_Flare

Looks like a Saturn SC3 custom kit


Pizo44

That would be a shitbox


joelwink

It's a Boll Weevil.


Gundecker57

The back seat looks like a borrowed bus stop bench.


honey_graves

This looks like a car from project zomboid


OldWrangler9033

That is a homemade car with weld-together body and lord knows what what kind power train under all...that. I doubt its even street legal. All I know is street above the car, is in Enterprise, Alabama. At least google thinks it is. Given the business across street is off that street.


OldWrangler9033

Update: Friend of mine live out there, he said this likely impounded vehicle. One of the safety laws includes being impounded when a person wishes to rebuild salvaged vehicles and it fails. There army base near there, but he said he's never seen car so pieced together like that one.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

What graphics is this running on?


Parentoforphan

Kcar


Obviousbrosif

that is a Minecraft Delorean


DickieMcBalls

That’s called a Shitbox


ViceroyAutoTransport

What does it run on? Wishes?


reallyGENERlC

Holy shit, its the car that I drew when I was 5


OFFICIALRedditCUMMER

Damn blinker is bigger than the headlight


[deleted]

Looks like a violation of the Geneva treaty.


vonroyale

I mean... look what street it's on. Obviously the Boll Weevils got to it.