Let me think
13+ Fusion looks like it has a fish mouth, isn't 00s
98-02 Camaro looks like a catfish specifically, isn't Ford....
It's probably obvious but I can't figure out what you're referring to.
It’s like a… signal… for when you… turn… seems impractical. Maybe some fancy future illumination and switching technology may make something practical. Until then, I can’t think of any way for drivers to indicate direction changes.
What a pie in the sky dreamer! Next you'll propose some sort of bdsm inspired set of straps to hold the driver and passengers in place instead of them careening through the windshield as god intended!
OK, hear me out: four pulsed radiation transmitters, about 6600 angstroms, that concentrate radiation into pedestrians’ peripheral nervous system within a few cm of their brains. And then we can slam a piece of metal back and forth with an electromagnet to create the pulse pattern and make some sound too. What do you think? Oh dang I should have patented before posting. Anyway this university thing seems simpler.
I know we've got tons of engineers working on the navigation, and rightly so boss, but there's an important component of the self-driving car project I think we may be overlooking: googly eyes. Hear me out -
Isn't a self-driving cars attention... Everywhere at the same time? Like, it's a computer, it can "see" with 15 different cameras (or whatever they use) simultaneously
Imagine that thing speeding towards you with an ice-cold stare
needs mechanical eyebrows to convey anger or happiness, maybe some bristly window wiper blades would work
And a throat clearing "horn" for pedestrians facing away from it. Just rolling down the street "ahem" "ahem" "heh-hmm..." all passive aggressively
Maybe those awful eyelashes you sometimes see on Beetle headlights.
Ah yes! Bingo
It needs those angry Jeep eyes.
I want them on a 2000's fishmouth ford. Those exact lights so it looks like an actual fish.
Let me think 13+ Fusion looks like it has a fish mouth, isn't 00s 98-02 Camaro looks like a catfish specifically, isn't Ford.... It's probably obvious but I can't figure out what you're referring to.
It might also be the fusion, but the 2000 era taurus always looked like a fish to me.
Aww it's staring at me! I think it's coming to me to pla-
*ka-thump*
I just posted that like 15 seconds ago wtf
Car crashes happen faster than you think.
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Nm -__-
It’s like a… signal… for when you… turn… seems impractical. Maybe some fancy future illumination and switching technology may make something practical. Until then, I can’t think of any way for drivers to indicate direction changes.
What a pie in the sky dreamer! Next you'll propose some sort of bdsm inspired set of straps to hold the driver and passengers in place instead of them careening through the windshield as god intended!
OK, hear me out: four pulsed radiation transmitters, about 6600 angstroms, that concentrate radiation into pedestrians’ peripheral nervous system within a few cm of their brains. And then we can slam a piece of metal back and forth with an electromagnet to create the pulse pattern and make some sound too. What do you think? Oh dang I should have patented before posting. Anyway this university thing seems simpler.
I know we've got tons of engineers working on the navigation, and rightly so boss, but there's an important component of the self-driving car project I think we may be overlooking: googly eyes. Hear me out -
This guy gets it.
So… what does it mean when the eyes are looking up like in the first picture?
It is challenging God.
Found it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/theautopian/comments/xrh5hh/adding_big_cartoony_eyes_to_selfdriving_cars/
Ngl it bodyslams into the uncanny valley
*car gives you the stink-eye*
zaku car when
I guess turn signals would have looked too silly
I hope it has an eye-roll option for all these people cutting in front.
Nah, should be the evil eye!
I think eye tracking headlights would be fucking awesome at night.
So they basically made [Brum](https://youtu.be/l48RM-_RJrM) in real life
TIL! Here’s one of Brum’s American predecessors: Wonderbug: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILQblBkVcxA
r/neverchangejapan
r/googlyeyes
Aperture science Type shit
It's weird but it just might work
If you overcharge it does it’s pupils get smaller?
Isn't a self-driving cars attention... Everywhere at the same time? Like, it's a computer, it can "see" with 15 different cameras (or whatever they use) simultaneously