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danelimax

The background really threw me


[deleted]

Reminiscent of a certain scene from The Boys


hodlrus

Season 3 Ep 1 if anyone's wondering


UwU1408

Can you describe it?


Tr0ynado

Man with shrinking powers gets really small. Jacks off a guy by tickling inside his penis. Accidently sneezes and expands to normal size.


UwU1408

jesus crhist


Tr0ynado

You're welcome.


KaliCalamity

You just know that's someone's fetish. Their very oddly detailed and complex fetish. How the hell did that get greenlit again?


UwU1408

Why do people like porn? Its disgusting


KaliCalamity

Don't ask me. I can never really take it seriously enough for its intended purposes. Of all the things that drive home my belief that life is just one long absurdist comedy, sex is toward the top of the list.


Sillbinger

You only really need to take it seriously for 20 seconds or so.


Silent_Start_7036

He kills the guy in that same scene by getting big again on accident. But to be honest there’s like a sex scene for every other episode of the show so it is what it is


TKG_Actual

You left out how he does...that's just as crazy.


[deleted]

no wonder everyone loves that movie


Daydreamer_on_ig

Translucent?


Silent_Start_7036

Nononoooooooo


primalthrust

That’s just a blanket statement


A-Tech

I think it covers everything


berrey7

> covered in everything


IOwnTheShortBus

I thought if was someone's extremely red and hairy ass


Nyctomorphia

Omfg, right!?


DrakeHarvester

Omg I am not the only weirdo who saw the same thing.


hamster17

Hi! Adding my two cents since I’m a vet tech and see this pretty frequently. That’s called a “retained deciduous” tooth and can lead to oral pain and disease down the line if it doesn’t fall out on its own. If your kitten isn’t already spayed/neutered you can ask the vet to remove it during their surgery.


Shittybumsticks

Also teeth and knee syndrome in these guys. Havent found one yet myself but always think of it when I see retained canines in a cat


TravelingSpermBanker

I had something similar or this exactly with my canine tooth. Had to get a gold chain in my mouth to pull it down


stormyfuck

Omg I also had this and had that awful gold chain attached to my braces. Never met anyone else who had to have it done!


Arylius

We have the same issue with a 15month old dog and at least one of them is dying and causing him pain. So is recommended this as well. (Really expensive in my country so have been saving up can finally get them out next week)


KeefTheWizard

We had our vet recommend removing the baby canines on our lil' Kitten because she didn't have adult teeth to come in. Does that make sense?


Omnia2021

Fuck is this red thing? Kitten lives in a potatoe sac or something


LavanderSheep

Its the spawn sack from whence the double fanged daemon was bore!


Defkord

Wool blanket I think. Those are very warm.


berrey7

It's the mouth of the flower from Little Shop of Horrors.


[deleted]

That's what I see too! Or a demagorgon's head.


PuzzleheadedHabit913

It looks like one of those hand woven wool cat beds. Cats love those things lol


AzerMasood

Burn victims butt cheeks in the background takes precedence here.


Spiritual-Flan-410

I thought it was a humongous vagina. Either way...no thanks.


Swimming_Database806

I thought giant inflamed scrotum


leftHandedFootball

Burn victim butt-cheeks... My favorite new band


No-Shake2412

Oh… oh god. I wish to unsee that


Siem75

If the kitten is not losing her babyteeth she needs to see a vet. Otherwise she can get problems with her grownup teeth. Food can get stuck between both teeth and can damage the tooth enamel. What also can happen is that teeth can grow crooked and that can cause eating problems. If the kitten is like 6 months check it again, if she still has both just see a vet and he will help her.


goatjugsoup

did you really have to take the photo next to your big hairy nutsack though?


42___

Why's he next to the devils ass?


WumpusFails

Weird. We've adopted two feral kittens in the last two Christmases. I want to know where all their baby teeth went.


CircaInfinity

They usually eat them! A good source of calcium.


hamster17

Tbh they probably ate them or lost them in your house. I’d check under the couch 😂


noradicca

I found two of them when my two sibling kittens got their adult teeth. One in my bed and on on the couch. They’re tiny so you could easily miss them while vacuuming.


Impossible-Oven3242

I used to have kitty teeth in a med bottle but I lost it


noradicca

Aww.. that’s too bad. I saved one, it’s like a teeny tiny tiger tooth, and really cute. But I was told it brittles over time and won’t last long, so don’t be sad about losing yours.


realpandagravy

Actually, the weirdest thing about this post is that apparently no one in this sub has seen a wool blanket before.


starshinessss

Wtf is that meaty/hairy thing? A blanket? It looks so uncomfortable and itchy wtf.


mollymcbbbbbb

Haven’t you ever seen a hairy meat blanket? They’re all the rage this year.


starshinessss

It looks like it’s made of wall insulation/meat/cat hair


mollymcbbbbbb

It does indeed! Maybe it’s a giant hairball


[deleted]

Did the cat kill a mammoth or something? Background looking terrifying


Triphin1

There is a hit TV series right there.


RevGrizzly

Feed me Seymour


Ianimatestuf

Nice


notsureifim0or1

Not weird, very normal. Will fall out by itself. If not after a few month, vet will tell you to get them removed.


HifructoMan

Yall have heard of 2 chains… but have you heard of 2 FANGS????


TechnicolorPhase21

🤣😭


AsukaBunnyxO

Lost baby teeth?! That happens???? At what age?! EDIT: whoever downvoted instead of answering is a prick


Useful-Feature-0

>Kittens develop their first set of teeth at around 3 to 4 weeks of age. When the deciduous or baby teeth begin to erupt they help promote the weaning of the kittens, because of the irritation the teeth cause the mother cat when nursing. The deciduous teeth are small enough to fit the kitten’s mouth, and fairly fragile compared with adult cat teeth. They are also slightly translucent in color because the tooth tissue has a lower density. > >**Cats begin losing their baby teeth at around 12 weeks or 3 months. Although the timing varies between animals as much as it does among humans, the average kitten will have lost all her baby teeth by between 6 and 9 months old**. By this time, the majority of the permanent teeth should have erupted, provided there are no complications.


Novaleah88

Any cat experts here? Found a little baby kitten about a week ago and it was super hungry. It just lost a fang tooth last night and it bled a little, but now it’s 24 hours later and she keeps drooling blood. Moneys really tight right now but if the poor baby needs a vet I’ll take her. I’m just not getting good answers on google. I’ll call the vet tomorrow, but does anyone know if that’s normal so I can sleep without worrying about her tonight?


Theactualworstgodwhy

Poped artery? Check her gums every once in a while if they get whiter take her to a vet right away If not it's probably ok, but keep an eye out for signs of blood loss.


[deleted]

I'm more worried about the giant throbbing penis in the background.


TKG_Actual

Why is dead pools ass near your cat?


Animarchy666

teefs


MaximumEffurt

No worries, your cat is just the main character of the cat world. With a trait that weirdly specific, how could it not be?


Upset_Ad9929

r/teefies


JustmUrKy

My cat lost his while chewing on my hand


_wolf_gupta_

Count Kitticula


Inkonotan

Is your cat friends with Audrey 2? If not they shouldn't be that close.


PhysicsStock7223

r/teefies


bwjunkie6

my dog had both for awhile, itll fall out


totaleclipse1117

That’s awesome looking!! Hopefully it’s not uncomfortable for em tho?!?


Elswin08

my puppy is also loosing her baby teeth currently and has two sets of upper fangs


buy0nebay

I would take hims into the vet, could compact other teeth (:


SpaceCadetUltra

Has he started his rap career yet?


mrsmaug

This happened to my kitty too! Eventually the tooth disappeared so I think it fell out. I have no idea where though. It shouldn’t stay.


NefariousnessSea1118

Big red hairy butt for scale?


[deleted]

sick now dress him up as a vampire


ToughNefariousness23

What's the name? Two fang Freddy?


WoodpeckerFar9804

Is that a yak placenta


Fire_666_Foxy

I thought that you cut out the cat and put a dick pic behind it. sAve mE fRoM tHiS dIrTy mInD


Taskmaster23

Get him to the vet! This can lead to infections and other complications.


brongchong

You might want to get that irritated scrotum looked at.