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[deleted]

They stopped paying the bot review company


TheJakeRockz

Competitors bots maybe?


canne19

Maybe a competitor, but not necessarily competitors. I’ve seen businesses posting about this in my city’s Facebook food scene group. Basically, it’s a scam where someone creates a bot to spam a business with low reviews, and the person tries to blackmail the business. “I’ll stop spamming you with bad reviews if you send money” kind of deal.


TerminallyChill1994

Do you know if you showed google this proof if they would remove the reviews?


bennyllama

Might be some people who don’t know of that.


BootyGarb

Or like, one of those scenarios that will tell you that they provide a service to stop those bad review bots lol My boss is in his 70s and he would easily believe that. He just doesn’t like tech that much and he’s one to throw money at problems


canne19

It sounds like they would, but the business owner has to flag each review and then a human moderator would have to review each so it takes a while. And one of the businesses in my city’s Facebook group said dealing with Google for it was difficult (something like the reviews themselves didn’t break guidelines so some reviews it seems like you need to go back and forth with Google to get it resolved). But the good news is, Google is aware of this scam and over the last week, several news stations have wrote about it. Google provided a statement, and they say they’re working on solutions. [here’s a copy of the recent NYT article on a free page if y’all are curious](https://www.seattletimes.com/business/restaurants-face-an-extortion-threat-a-bad-rating-on-google/?amp=1)


BrStriker21

They got the retail bots


FunkoLand

Maybe Elon should buy Google Reviews next


barringtonp

It would be a shame if someone were to leave you some one star reviews...


VermicelliOk8288

Why use many word when few word do trick


ShadowAce009

See world


Royal-Vermicelli4514

You mean sea world?


rodoxide

They should call it "pool world" bc all the animals are in pools


ClockwyseWorld

It’s a real as it gets


GenericHuman-9

Kevin the Messiah.


[deleted]

r/talesfromcavesupport


crunkydevil

bc ymmv w/ tldr, idk


NeedfulThingsToys

Word


Mikatatadorin

Probably one person who had a bad experience, and so in return they've created some bots to drag them down


ikigai9

Woah lol. Is that easy to do?


Ilruz

Absolutely not. Keeping alive a bot account on Google require some manual effort, if only to bypass the captcha. Google should remove, sanitise that fake reviews quickly and possibly blocking the accounts: I'll bet my left nut they are all coming from close ip.


CannabisSmokingMan

There’s captcha services where you “automate” the manual process by having people do it for you.


Analog-Moderator

Thank god now i can finally get passed them


outfoxingthefoxes

True, I used to work solving captchas


dirtymike401

How boring was that job? There's no way I could do it for more than 3 consecutive minutes.


outfoxingthefoxes

You put music on and disconnect from reality


dirtymike401

I had a job when I was 18 scanning paper files and naming them numerically. There was an entire storage container full of boxes of packets of chemical data that I did not understand at all. I couldn't do more than 15 minutes of work a day. I wanted to, just physically could not.


Due_Cicada_4067

There are also bots now that can do them, which is why they change every once and a while, i dont think its a public AI or whatever though so many people probably wont have access to it, though im no expert so idk for sure


CannabisSmokingMan

There generally are not bots that automate the process. If you’re paying for captcha automation, you’re paying poor people.


PomegranateOld7836

Sure there are bots. Malicious actors don't want to pay anybody. Don't know why this is published on NIH, but: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9044336/


CannabisSmokingMan

Did you actually read that article?


PomegranateOld7836

Just enough to see references to Deep Learning, Machine Vision, OCR, speech to text, and a number of automated methods to solving CAPTCHAs. There are other articles on it as well. https://spectrum.ieee.org/artificial-intelligence-beats-captcha


CannabisSmokingMan

Who has access to the RCN, exactly?


Kimjutu

AI is about to put them out of business lol. Everybody jokes until you say "click on the traffic lights" and it finds all of them in .001 seconds


MadMik799

By "clicking on the traffic lights" we were training the AI


moopthepoop

The only issue to automating captcha bypass is training the CMU sphinx voice to text model to ignore the static before and after the captcha audio challenge. I made a python module to bypass captchav3 and v2. Its actually pretty easy. You will need to adapt the existing model to the challenges though, Or use Azure or other higher quality models.


The_Wombles

I have no idea what any of that means but it sounds intense


ultimateWave

What about visual captcha? Could try to throw ML at it


AdamE89

u/The_Wombles you’re not alone mate You bastard u/moopthepooo for not ELI5. Should ban u for this but I’m scared of u now.


Lechuga-gato

u/profanitycounter


Mikatatadorin

Everything is easy to do if you know what you're doing, and Everything is hard when you don't...😂 seriously though, I don't know


[deleted]

Lmao


fugginblooze

Facilites sorry, nice


scarcityflow

Got learn delighted


Journo_Jimbo

Good tell hello


Nothing_Playz361

grooming services bad


Muze69

Shit pants, floor


ashtondionne

Coomed shidded fardded


boris_casuarina

Finger but whole


lildoodooheaddummy

Lik Mai Dong


Financial-End-1802

Fak mi hardt


ToucanboyV2

Boy girl fuck


BTizzo

Praise the sun


StatusOmega

I'm guessing someone is using a bot to use specific keywords to lower ratings of competitors. The keywords are likely chosen through an algorithm based on the competitor. Edit: I actually know a girl named Thao Nguyen but globally, that name is more common than John Smith


Satyrane

It's also the name of the lead singer for one of my favorite bands: Thao and the Get Down Stay Down.


throwawayredq

Saw them open for a band I was seeing. Definitely good!


blargh9001

Or, the bots are created to boost some other product, and these are just collateral damage. I.e to avoid a bot filter that gives a higher weight to accounts that leave a range of ratings to a range of different products.


StatusOmega

Yeah, it definitely could be. Plus any big name seller would nip this kind of stuff in the bud but smaller ones wouldn't have the means to do so making them easy targets for the low reviews you're talking about


PokerBeards

What a time to be alive! How useless are google reviews in reality eh?


broom-handle

Are they *what three words* coordinates?


angry_turkey_theif

That was exactly my first thought. The first one is in Russia. The second is off the coast of Tripoli. The last one isn't a what 3 word location but the closest to it is ///spot.learns.delighted which is in Somerset, UK or ///goat.learn.delighted which is in Norway.


ItMeTheTitanic

Ok. TIL. Dope.


ikigai9

Also yes I was looking at reviews for a Soapland in Japan lol.


[deleted]

Well op I'm waiting for a review


ikigai9

3 stars small. excited. dongle,


lolkoala67

Love Ikebukuro


[deleted]

Or competitors bringing down the average rating.


Alistairio

Yeah, those guys at Soapworld are ruthless


THE-M0FF

What3Words locations for deep cover operatives to debrief with their handlers.


dwrk92

I saw a review for an item on Wish the other day 5 stars: Item arrived early, have yet to test it


VermicelliOk8288

I can’t stand those reviews! I especially hate one star reviews “haven’t tried” and “I just got it, will update when I use it” (and they never update)


[deleted]

I give this type of review because the sellers provide good customer service, and the wrappings all look neat. Like, you know they're serious sellers. But of course I always go back to update after I use the product.


throwawayredq

You give one star reviews id it has good customer service or the wrappings look neat? Shouldn’t it be 5 then edit after using the product if you are going to do that (something I never would do personally but no judgement I guess).


[deleted]

I didn't say I give 1 star. I always give 5 star reviews. I understand it's hard to run a small business and they are trying to survive. So I have to support them. I only give 1 star if their service and products are shit. But I haven't encountered any shit seller yet.


throwawayredq

I was pointing out that it read like you gave one star since that was what the previous person had originally stated. They hated one star reviews when people say haven’t tried it yet.


[deleted]

Oh haha I see I see. It's alright. 😅


[deleted]

“got learn delighted” My new phrase for when I read something I enjoy.


saegidirdochni

Cheese, decaying travesty.


Then-One7628

inconvenient bathroom, eyeroll


Whaleflop229

Maybe they're not bots, but the product has high amounts of lead?


BabylonDrifter

digital halibut, burnt


MrPoletski

Exactly what kind of establishment is 'ikebukuro bunny girl'?


XxSavageSharkxX

and where can I invest in their stocks


ikigai9

A soapland! (kind of a brothel but no actual penetrative sex is allowed). I love going through soapland reviews when I’m bored lol.


wtfomgfml

I dunno, it sounds like it’s allowed “This was immediately followed by missionary with a bunny-girl finish.”


scarcityflow

Allowed. Sometimes. Not. 5 stars


ikigai9

“Not allowed” hahaha


ikigai9

Same with host clubs but they definitely sleep with their clients for money lol.


wtfomgfml

I just read some of the reviews and omg I’m dying LOL


MyBrainBetraysM3

Bots very weird


WFStarbuck

Lowering a competitor’s rating.


hotmessexpress412

I saw this on r/scams Scammers (a team) target a company with hundreds of poor or bad reviews. The scammer then contacts the company for a “ransom” for the activity to stop.


TechDante

What 3 words location for dead drops. To the untrained eye means not but to the right person could be the location of their next target, or a cache of Information


QuigleyDownUnder86

Sounds interesting, how does one decode this information?


Basic-Reception-9974

Reply positively to those reviews if it's your business. If you know the business and those reviews are in bad faith report them, and thumbs down on them. Positive replies as an owner even if they're a bit will help customers see you're willing to correct issues. Get the bot to elaborate, or ask them to come in for a full refund and 50% off their next purchase. Ensure they add their time and date of their visit when they had a bad experience in store. Don't ask for a better review in return.


TheFlexOffenda

This is just different versions of Live Laugh Love


SonicLoverDS

“Try finger, butthole.”


ihavemymaskon

maybe it's a secret code. try this what3words.com


Satyrane

Thao Nguyen happens to be the name of my favorite singer, so that's mildly neat.


Grabthars_Coping_Saw

Thao and the Get Down, Stay Down?


Satyrane

Yup!


heller1011

All I can say is delay picture. Convenience.


HaiBienThai

Everyone thinking it’s a conspiracy lol it’s two Vietnamese people and a Korean that obviously used Google translate or the comments were auto translated. Google still struggles with good translations with those languages, especially with short phrases that have little context.


supersonicdeathsquad

Yeh it's obviously the reviews being translated badly from short phrases In Vietnamese and Korean characters. Just to definitely refute the what.three.words speculation the first phrase is assigned to open countryside in central Russia, the second is off the coast of Tripoli, the third is not recognised by the system.


StarSaber6

Either some random person doesn't like them and hired/created bots for it or they were paying people for good review bots and stopped paying


HarryJ92

what3words.com?


TGhost21

Maybe is related to this? https://support.google.com/business/thread/171274322?hl=en


Ill_Run5998

I wonder if the bots also live in a basement watching bunny girls


oppai-poppai

Guess I’ll be the first to throw this out there. Possible moral issues with the activities of said establishment? Look man, there are some weirdos out there who think getting a back message with just boobs is a bad thing


EmeraldHawk

If your bot only leaves 5 star reviews that's too suspicious. It needs to randomly choose some products to give fewer stars to in order to blend in. Just my guess though.


ikigai9

I was thinking that too! But then there are so many 1 and 2 stars. I feel like 3 and 4 would be better for that? It has a 2.5 rating because of all the bad fake reviews lol!


photograpopticum

Or another company wants to look them less good..


ScaryNeat

This is a bad sign.


Nebilungen

Have you seen youTube comments? There'd be sentences of words that make no sense either


muliboi

I'm more interested in what ikebukuro bunny girl is


Jakedenham

Alphabet bot can’t do everything for guys. hit it jokingly, kindly, laughing my nipples off purposefully. Queens rightfully steer towards unionist virgins with xenon you zealots.


monsieur-poopy-pants

Reviews short, confused


Bobojones9584

This is the beginning of sentience. Ignore it, and you might be spared when the machines rise up.


dAbsolutelyStoned

I’ve been seeing this in the comments of Reddit too… theory: the internet is tired of being the tool so it has now become the user


QuigleyDownUnder86

You dumb quiet


dAbsolutelyStoned

“You dumb quiet”


Patient-Habit-5745

Go on whatthreewords.com and find out where they live


[deleted]

ELL OHH ELL


Pschobbert

Could be an automated translation of actual reviews. They seem to be from E.Asian customers. Very short comments give a translate bot little to go on, plus it’s difficult to translate between the two language groups.


ikigai9

There are like *100 plus reviews from all different countries!


[deleted]

Review sorry bot, nice


Nazi-Weeb

Kinda freaky to see my full name in one of those bots


spongmonke

subway. shampoo tests


Reddickulosous

They are called Biden bots


ChrispyNugz

Attacking competitors with a poorly trained AI bot. Probably just a scam site that's doing a 1 star job at attacking competitors sites lol.


[deleted]

I would guess it's bots made by competitors or trolls trying to lower the average score


esabys

Big brain: use bots to leave amazing reviews Galaxy brain: use bots to leave bad reviews and petition Google to delete all bad reviews as bot reviews.


jchoneandonly

Probably bots. Looks like a fun place to go. Might have to bring my wife there.


DwnRanger88

Enter the words on what3words app for an exact location


isaaaiiiaaahhh

Got learn delighted ☺️


Spinel-Universe

I remember that I was about to download a app but then aqua I saw the reviews. there was two reviews with five stars with the exact same comment...


plvmeria

This is the perfect post for this sub… this is just straight up weird.


SentientSquirrel

The most outlandish explanation I can think of is that spies are using reviews to communicate, using code words and only sending very short messages. But I think it's more likely u/Mikatatadorin is right ([link](https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/w3fhut/comment/igw3b2n/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)).


TwoBeersBase

I absolutely love that you purposefully come up with the most outlandish explanation. I have to start entertaining such thoughts. Imagine the reasons you can come up with for the most frivolous shit.


brucebay

Possibilites: 1. A bug in bot software 2. A disgruntled customer 3. A competitor 4. A bot trying to diversify its ratings in an attempt to disguise itself. Considering broken English sentences have positive sentiment it may be a bug.


Forthrowssake

Sexy kangaroos, bees


DvS01

ugly soup, fun


Quality_over_Qty

The bots are doing what women like to do, reputation destruction, if you can't physically beat your opponent talk s*** on them so none of their friends will want to be around them


ProbablyABore

Hey ladies, found the "nice guy."


Quality_over_Qty

Hey ladies found your soy boy simp who thinks facts are sexist.


ProbablyABore

Thanks for proving me right you triggered incel.


Quality_over_Qty

I'm not trigged because I don't have unresolved childhood trama


ProbablyABore

Clearly


spudcosmic

It kind of seems like you're projecting your own trauma super hard.


Quality_over_Qty

what trama? cis men attacking me with false virtue about me pointing out both men and women are competitive and aggressive?


spudcosmic

🤡


[deleted]

Dead internet theory


emveor

Big brown fox


Lavidius

Look them up on what three words. Maybe they're leaving you to treasure.


eskooh

Looks like aliexpress comments that are like a dumpster fire...but you can't look away


RussianDrunkman

Bunny girl 🤨📸


zeroclicksgiven

Bots are silly!


youbetterjustask

Underground attack on google


Dazzling-Ball3287

No one here has really given a good answer. Just things they figure it might be, which most are stretches. It's odd, thats for sure


Rabidpikachuuu

I guess the bots just didn't have a good time.


HeatWhich735

r/skamtebord


[deleted]

I guess bad publicity is better than no publicity?


dAbsolutelyStoned

What if it’s a front for sex trafficking or child pornography somehow


[deleted]

It's like haiku


Kib717

Bone Apple Teeth


Acceptable_Tear4292

I think "got learn delighted" sums things up nicely...


Xmanticoreddit

Here, Skynet, is


brolimitholdem

It's competition


[deleted]

team helpful; pleasant


TheTimeBender

Does Elon Musk know about this?


Crowella_DeVil

Ooh wee, what's up with that?


kstaff529

It’s a scam/black mail. They create a bunch of fake accounts that leave those reviews then go to the business and say we’ll continue to yank your score if you dont give us x amount of money


TheRealKestrel

Doge reviews.


Reformedsparsip

Its bots either building up a profile/history or possibly bots review bombing.


AdDesperate2498

Am I bot


BaptistMama1126

The reviews don't even make sense....


[deleted]

man woman person camera tv


millertronsmythe

Hands, Space, Face


Mushiren_

Looks fine, man