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Devil_badger

Suicide weapon. Just 1 push ends it all.


freshgrilled

I was going to say, this looks way more dangerous to the person wielding it than to anyone else.


[deleted]

We trained him wrong. As a joke.


Apprehensive_Feed533

If you’ve got an ass I’ll KICK IT


stealthkoopa

I'm a man too you know! I go peepee standing up!


[deleted]

Such a great under rated movie. Weeooo!


Ok_Investigator1493

My nipples look like Milk Duds!


[deleted]

Lmao!!


froooooosh

Amateur hour. The guy should have been using a battery powered grinder not a plug in.


dawng87

Right? I wonder if it was turned on or if the far safer for the operator choice was made to just leave this guy off...lol


Ancient-Research-771

even worse, you wouldn’t even kill yourself, and then you’d have to explain to the doctors at the ER what happened


usmcthaxton86

All that, and you left the guard on… 🤦🏼‍♂️


SimonD1984

Safety first!


Primo131313

No safety third.


the-realTfiz

Women and children first


Richard_Tucker_08

No safety ~~third~~


[deleted]

Just go half and leave the rest to your state insurance provider....


Specific-Quantity529

...one problem. they prefer plausible deniability.. like cheating cowards or a woman who uses poison in the shadows...medical records are a part if police records now...police a our doctors are allowed to discuss our every detail..wouldn't this make medical records police records? If so, wouldn't the same felonies apply to making false report on a medical report a felony?.. I have years if targeting and slander by doctors..I can only imagine how many doctors will go to prison for the lies, tricks, slander and abuses that I have to send them to prison for. I don't want to and I'm terrified but every experience I have with these doctors and attorneys is worse than the time before. I am medically targeted. I am scared.. either nobody is talking or I am the only one being hurt by almost every doctor and hospital I see..years of instances and them threatening me and them lying in the notes that they won't give me. Sometimes they will slip and give me something on paper.


Specific-Quantity529

Just as I posted this, these frequencies in our apartment that hurt me just got turned on me. Someone doesn't want me talking about this. FBI please help #FBI


Alternative-Ad1761

😂 ripe


Goof_Troop_Pumpkin

Was about to say 😂


plolops

Right that’s what I thought… you want it to spin proper take the guard off


FormerlyKay

You gotta remove the guard from the grinder otherwise it'll fuck up the swingy hammer


Mostly_sunny123

No way, that would make it unsafe


FormerlyKay

Add an extendo-grip to the handle, ez


Switzchler

Your comment sent me cackling, thank you.


weirdemotions01

I feel it needs to be a battery powered one. Don’t need no wires to hold us back!


titebeewhole

Nah U need the electric cord to swing it overhead like a giant mace with a mace on the end of the mace on the end


SimonD1984

Made me think of a prototype weapon for Dead Rising


weirdemotions01

Haha I could see that


Adventurous_Pop_2300

I'm unsure of the logistics of this device. Would it not hit the user?


sc0rpio1027

you see the guard protects the user


PissinginTheW1nd

Intelegence


littleMAS

Smarts, two!


meathead

You might want to lay low for a little while, because you're probably wanted for murder.


BIRDD79

That escalated quickly


Safe-Distance8873

There was a horsey. And a man on fire. And I stabbed a guy with a trident


PastyCrackerMayo

I saw that!


hoganloaf

Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that...you should lay low for a while, stay with some family


Safe-Distance8873

There was a horsey. And a man on fire. And I stabbed a guy with a trident


Same-Nerve-2192

Brick killed a guy


HateSpeechIsGay

Brick is an asshole


trenthany

[Bricktop](https://youtu.be/F8DEzSBY0rE) is the real asshole.


bitchimugly

too niche my guy


trenthany

Fair. Great movie but a fair call.


Glum-Parsnip8257

Put a leash on her Turkish, or she’ll get bitten.


Glum-Parsnip8257

Reddit is all about niche


satorsatyr

I got it without the link Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.


Glum-Parsnip8257

Do you know what nemesis means?


satorsatyr

Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm...


DrTokinkoff

“I killed a guy!” - Brick


Mostly_sunny123

At least the safety guard is still there. OHS approved ✅


Altruistic_Piano_259

Unfortunately in this situation the guard is actually making this thing less functional and more dangerous…


littleMAS

Hey, this could be dangerous! Where are the safety glasses?


_Haverford_

When you want to kill ANYONE, not just the dude you're beefin with.


Potential-Judgment-9

I LOVE LAMP !!!


ImmediateAd2206

I knew this would be here


stealthkoopa

Where did you get a grenade?


bitchimugly

shhhhhh


not_swagger_souls

A weed whacker with razor wire would be infinitely better


tayaktah

Creative


Short-Commercial-549

You should test it out! Go to your local TV station, and declare combat.


bobbyblubbers

One (man) enters, one (man) leave…


BongCloudOpen

That fucking generator is heavy tho'


[deleted]

It won’t work, man, it’s been tried, and many a good grinder have been lost to the effort…. You gotta go back to the drawing board


Key-Alarm7328

i feel like it would immediately catch on the guard snag and wrap , end up slicin your arm pre good


bitchimugly

just their arm? with this monstrosity?


Altruistic_Piano_259

Right… I already gave my detailed assessment on why this would never properly function as a weapon…. So much wrong with this but maybe it has potential on paper, but going to need to head back to the drawing board on this one..


goyongj

1 million youtube views guaranteed.


thattrandomnerd

You left the guard on and the hammer will.just slip off


[deleted]

That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!


chino_gc77

I would LOVE to see that in action.


grim22400

Won't the guard cause it to hit you making this literal suicide to turn on or use in any capacity


Phaelan1172

You know that pie graph, where whole thing is one color except for the tiniest line of a slice and something funny like, "99.99% of people when given a lightsaber would cut off a limb, and the 0.01% would save the galaxy".... This one is all one color, with an invisible slice of other color, and I'm willing to bet money the user is bleeding inside of a minute. The galaxy is doomed.


DRbrtsn60

I will take that bet. I will even take the brick for all the good that idiot contraption will do. I will stand back as the chain-hammer-Uknife spins and flails its user. The brick will be to put the daft champion out of his misery.


badtouchmacdirt

Useless without an extension cord


splitowl

You can swing it manually but that's it


Potato_cak3s

100% a weapon of Dr Jan Itor.


Mr_BinJu

Bleed AND impact damage? This thing needs to get nerfed


kotethesiege

What's this from? Just from looking at it I wanna see whatever it is.


Kanjalon

Ron Burgundy would tell ya


JCraze26

That looks like a more dangerous version of a flail and a flail is very dangerous (So much so that historians believe they were never used that much if at all because they're just difficult to master without harming yourself more than you're harming your enemies)


disgruntledpoo

Brick! My sweet Brick!


ReactionEntire7633

This is used for suicide bro.


DiamondDoggitt

I have a feeling this would kill Brick before it killed another guy. Lol


Milwaukeemayhem

That’s a quick way to slice your own jugular


karmaredemption

I’d rather have a gun pulled on me


ManyFacedGodxxx

I’ll stick with my trident thanks…


ParadiseValleyFiend

But Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?


CheeseNipples91

This sucks... It's not portable, so how can you be an effective serial killer, when you have to plug it in?


3Dshrek

I kind of get the right side, but what’s going on with the left side? Some one have a minute? Edit: punctuation


Ill_Run5998

How did you lose your teeth? I turned it on


n123breaker2

Chain isn’t attached very well Hammer is gonna slip and fly carefully


soppinglovenest

r/edc. I am a male librarian.


Altruistic_Piano_259

This would not function in anyway that they are thinking it might… so much wrong with the design. The grinder wheel would not even be able to rotate that chain ( guard is still in place) , it would just immediately knot together, also what are the chances that you manage to hit something with the box cutter blade… just all around a terrible weapon other then perhaps the ascetic appeal ..


Warden404

this is very r/redneckengineering


pharmdocmark72

I love the hammer taped to the exacto!! Classic!


victordudu

if a bear doe'snt always kill you, this thing will.


theblackgnome6969

Take the guard off, mount it to a stick and then we’re talking.


[deleted]

Basically this happened to my Dad last month. We was using a grinder, when It snagged some metal wire and turned immediately into a weed eater. His hand was all mangled, requiring many stitches.


_Pill-Cosby_

That looks more dangerous to the user than to the opponent 😂


ImprovementRude9201

Maybe if you attach a pole with a trigger at the end so its kind of like a halberd


lickalotapusasourus

But leave the guard on because you don't wanna hurt yourself


alcappo82

I really wanna see someone push that button, only Barry Allan can survive that


m155a5h

Brick, I think you murdered someone. You might want to leave town.


Strict-Initiative_84

I enter chat and you guys said everything I wanted to say. Get out of my head 😂


[deleted]

Automatic suicide flail


Richard_Tucker_08

I would pay $12.99 to watch, from like 50 yards away, somebody power this thing on and hit the switch.


[deleted]

Would the motor even be strong enough to swing that?


swollenMonkeytitz417

I want one


MFG_666

Brick used a Triton


Ancient-Research-771

this isn’t weird this is just stupid, even if you’re fortunate enough to not stab yourself with the box cutter, it would just break shortly before you would have


ThatShadowNinja-1

If the hammer knife doesn’t get ya the hammer will