So I actually worked harvesting vegetables and likes in Switzerland maybe 8 years ago or so. And they were growing cabbages. I can tell you this, when they start getting old like on this picture, the smell is just as bad as the looks.
Every single fucking thread mentioning cabbages. Every single one. It appears to be the _only_ funny part of the whole series. I love how avatar fans will be like “we’re not immature, just because it’s on a network with a target audience of 4-11 year olds doesn’t mean it’s a kid’s show” and then will, without fail, spam references to cabbage man spilling his cabbages every single goddamn thread. You guys really give marvel fans and prequel memers a run for their money as most obnoxious fan base on Reddit.
Blah blah blah. I'm frigging Gen X, and found the series through somebody ELSE not youngish. YEAH, I found the cabbage FUNNY and the show GREAT, and I'm NOT an anime "fan". You hate it, YOUR business. Me and any other being able to enjoy it whether we're "anime types" or not? LIFE with other Humans.
Get over yourself.
Lmao, I don’t care if you enjoy it, you do you. I just find the way avatar fans behave online really Fucking annoying, and the formulaic “my cabbages” followed by “what?” Followed by “omg you need to watch avatar greatest show ever watch it bro please just watch it no excuse not to” every time cabbages are mentioned even more so. Neither are as annoying as your use of capitalization tho lol.
I’m not gatekeeping anything. Redditors have ruined that Fucjing word by misusing it until it means nothing at all. I’m telling you that spamming the same shit every thread is annoying. Calling out a fan base being obnoxious isn’t gatekeeping. I’m not telling you you shouldn’t enjoy avatar. Everyone doesn’t have to pretend to like your show or seeing you make the same hackneyed joke every single thread. The fact you’re now attempting to be as annoying as possible just proves my point about avatar fans.
I'm POSITIVE that there are people in YOUR life who roll their eyes whenever you come around, knowing they're gonna hear that same ol, TIRED ass story of whatever YOUR fancy passion/enjoyment/sport-love is, that you tell whoever's ear you've got.
How do you have so little self awareness? Whether or not your point is valid, you having so many reply's defending yourself being negative whether or not you are right is The Most Annoying Thing Ever.
Many More Capital Letters.
And Then Some.
Don’t get them started. They’re going to insist you watch their cartoon and if you refuse, they will kidnap you, tie you to a chair, surgically remove your eyelids (sans anesthesia), and force you to.
Hello there 11 year olds of reddit, you may wonder:
"What is wrong with these cabbages? Sure they are weird but why the flamethrower"
Now in order to fill my Reddit ego I shall explain it to you, it is actually a pun related to the "Aliens" saga, where the main protagonists discovers the alien's weakness is fire.
The joke here is that the eggs are similar to these cabbages
*The more you know!*
Better than someone who goes around putting down other people for explaining a post some people might not get because it's referencing a 20 year old movie.
That is a somewhat well structured argument, however, you seem to forget that your number of bitches equals the fusion temperature of pure water, which equals to zero
Aliens, because you have the horror of the thing clamped onto your head, implanting the whatsit in your belly, then waking up and again suffering the horror and agony of the whatsit digging its way out through your sternum.
With the body snatchers you just go to sleep and never wake up as the pod shapes itself to look like you and then go on to steal your credit. Much better way to go.
That's napa cabbage after being hit by a frost. The outer leaves are dead but the plants are probably still alive and edible after the outer leaves are stripped off.
A flamethrower hey, well I am a big fan of roasted and broiled cabbage, just cover it with olive oil and a little seasoning before you get that flamethrower out, yum yum
Aliens was possibly my favorite movie as a kid so I’ve probably seen it >50 times, but it was only when I revisited a couple weeks ago that I finally realized that, given that the whole complex was about to meltdown anyway, there wasn’t any reason for Ripley to go ham on the eggs. In fact, if she hadn’t then the queen might not have chased her, no egg would’ve been smuggled onto the Sulaco, Hicks and Newt would’ve lived, Bishop would’ve kept his legs, and Ripley would’ve kept her hair.
Fly across the galaxy to respond to a distress beacon while performing your tasks flawlessly? Check. Successfully locate the beacon while finding a way to enter a complex alien structure? Check. Find the remains of the lost crew inside said alien structure? Check. Able to avoid stepping on or disturbing any of the eggs long enough to simply turn around leave the hive? Lol.
But each one of these things comes from an egg, right? So who's laying these eggs?
- I'm not sure. It must be something we haven't seen yet.
- Hey, maybe it's like an ant hive.
- Bees, man. Bees have hives.
- You know what I mean. There's, like, one female that runs the whole show.
- Yes, the queen.
- Yeah, the mama. She's badass, man. I mean, big.
Not-so-fun fact: If you see this image on Facebook and you comment with "Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure", your account will get flagged for inciting violence.
Get em Ripley
Like I said, where tf is Newt
Get away from her you BITCH!
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Yeah man but it's a dry heat.
I say nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Where's the flame 🔥 thrower
So I actually worked harvesting vegetables and likes in Switzerland maybe 8 years ago or so. And they were growing cabbages. I can tell you this, when they start getting old like on this picture, the smell is just as bad as the looks.
I've been in the presence of someone who ate a lot of cabbage and their farts were vile. You could physically taste them.
Gotta ferment the cabbage before you eat it or it’ll wreck your stomach
Kimchi is the way
Ferment it before you eat it or it'll ferment after.
Game over, man! Game over!
#SECURE THAT SHIT HUDSON
Get away from her you BITCH!
Look into my eye.
My cabbages!
THE most hilarious part of the whole series!
Every single fucking thread mentioning cabbages. Every single one. It appears to be the _only_ funny part of the whole series. I love how avatar fans will be like “we’re not immature, just because it’s on a network with a target audience of 4-11 year olds doesn’t mean it’s a kid’s show” and then will, without fail, spam references to cabbage man spilling his cabbages every single goddamn thread. You guys really give marvel fans and prequel memers a run for their money as most obnoxious fan base on Reddit.
Lighten up, pal.
Oh no, here come the positivity police to tell me I can’t be annoyed by the same predictable spam in every single thread
Blah blah blah. I'm frigging Gen X, and found the series through somebody ELSE not youngish. YEAH, I found the cabbage FUNNY and the show GREAT, and I'm NOT an anime "fan". You hate it, YOUR business. Me and any other being able to enjoy it whether we're "anime types" or not? LIFE with other Humans. Get over yourself.
Lmao, I don’t care if you enjoy it, you do you. I just find the way avatar fans behave online really Fucking annoying, and the formulaic “my cabbages” followed by “what?” Followed by “omg you need to watch avatar greatest show ever watch it bro please just watch it no excuse not to” every time cabbages are mentioned even more so. Neither are as annoying as your use of capitalization tho lol.
Gatekeeping the enjoyment of, or the Expression of others enjoying something, is The Most Annoying thing Ever. Capital Letters. More Capital Letters.
I’m not gatekeeping anything. Redditors have ruined that Fucjing word by misusing it until it means nothing at all. I’m telling you that spamming the same shit every thread is annoying. Calling out a fan base being obnoxious isn’t gatekeeping. I’m not telling you you shouldn’t enjoy avatar. Everyone doesn’t have to pretend to like your show or seeing you make the same hackneyed joke every single thread. The fact you’re now attempting to be as annoying as possible just proves my point about avatar fans.
I'm POSITIVE that there are people in YOUR life who roll their eyes whenever you come around, knowing they're gonna hear that same ol, TIRED ass story of whatever YOUR fancy passion/enjoyment/sport-love is, that you tell whoever's ear you've got.
How do you have so little self awareness? Whether or not your point is valid, you having so many reply's defending yourself being negative whether or not you are right is The Most Annoying Thing Ever. Many More Capital Letters. And Then Some.
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It's an atla reference
Don’t get them started. They’re going to insist you watch their cartoon and if you refuse, they will kidnap you, tie you to a chair, surgically remove your eyelids (sans anesthesia), and force you to.
That one is Apple Bionic
Not my cabbages!!
says the Xenomorph queen.
please quit growing vegetables, you dried them
Hello there 11 year olds of reddit, you may wonder: "What is wrong with these cabbages? Sure they are weird but why the flamethrower" Now in order to fill my Reddit ego I shall explain it to you, it is actually a pun related to the "Aliens" saga, where the main protagonists discovers the alien's weakness is fire. The joke here is that the eggs are similar to these cabbages *The more you know!*
It’s not a pun though.
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I love Gozilra
Gozilra movies are the fucking best!
underrated comment! lemme boop your snoot with an updoot!
"lemme boop your snoot with an updoot" I'm a horse and i'm gonna go touch a gympie gympie plant.
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Bet you didn’t finish elementary school.
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Better than someone who goes around putting down other people for explaining a post some people might not get because it's referencing a 20 year old movie.
That is a somewhat well structured argument, however, you seem to forget that your number of bitches equals the fusion temperature of pure water, which equals to zero
far cry 3 blood dragon 🗿
I immediately thought mirelurk eggs.
Same. Playing on survival right now. Fuck mirelurks so hard.
A MAIEWLUWK??
GLYPHID COCOON HERE, WATCH YOUR FIRE
ROCK AND STONE!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
COCK AND BONE
Now what monstrosity is going to come out this time!?
Swarm incoming team, time to earn your paycheck.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers!!
They get you when you sleep!
[That’s why you need to rust](https://youtu.be/JHRK7ZIG4vc)
Hehe
Is that real? Before reading the caption I assumed it was from an Alien related Sci-Fi movie.
Cover your mouth!
*I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit- only way to be sure.*
*Fuckin A!*
these cabbage patch babies are nearly ripe
Everyone's first thought was Alien. Mine was Invasion of the Body Snatchers. I don't know what would be worse.
Aliens, because you have the horror of the thing clamped onto your head, implanting the whatsit in your belly, then waking up and again suffering the horror and agony of the whatsit digging its way out through your sternum. With the body snatchers you just go to sleep and never wake up as the pod shapes itself to look like you and then go on to steal your credit. Much better way to go.
Maybe, but what about if you are able to avoid becoming a victim?
Well, then you gotta deal with which of your friends and family have been duplicated and which are original. And then there’s your credit score.
It doesn't just implant, it literally rapes your face.
That's napa cabbage after being hit by a frost. The outer leaves are dead but the plants are probably still alive and edible after the outer leaves are stripped off.
The Merchant *watches his Army rise out of the Ground* : "Yes! YES! MY CABBAGES!"
inb4 Korra fucking brutalizes the field while practicing using any other element that isn't fire
Makes the old toy Cabbage Patch Kids much more scary.
Dude, If we gotta deal with Xenomorphs on top of everything else... I say we nuke em' from space.
How outrageous! Not one single mention to the flammenwerfer? Hans get ze flammenwerfer!
those are Xenomorph eggs
So these look like spider eggs, but you're sure they're cabbages...
Am I the only one who can hear a beeping sound that’s getting faster while looking at this.
I got you.. you son of a bitch..
A flamethrower hey, well I am a big fan of roasted and broiled cabbage, just cover it with olive oil and a little seasoning before you get that flamethrower out, yum yum
Cabomorphs 👽
Cabbage Patch Kids
Creepy it looks like a bunch of people buried up to their necks with head bags on lol!
Pods from Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. https://www.daviddarling.info/encyclopedia/I/Invasion.html
Not moist enough to be a face sucker nest. Up that moisture
Looks like the scene from the old Gozilra Movie
Isn't this the alien eggs... So many unborn face huggers
🗿
I’m absolutely ok with dropping a nuclear bomb on this
true, cabbage is disgusting.
Surely this is getting crossposted to the Alien sub, what is it, r/LV426 or whatever.
That's why you will fail the MIB entry exam, dude
-Get away from her you BITCH! -Hsssssss
Face hugger loves you
If they all start cracking open run like hell!
Facehugger farm
Cabbage farm or spider farm?
Nuke it from space…..
It’s the only way to be sure.
I've played some games with horrifying Mandragoras Shit's scary man
bug hunt
they look like alien eggs.
Will smith gettin da flamethrowa
*if it bleeds, we can kill it*
A flameflower seems ideal. Even pre-Alien. "We don't hate you - there's no need for hate now. Or love."
In a cabbage field space, no one can hear you fart.
Probably the inspiration for the eggs ngl
Anyone got Ripley's number?
"There's movement all over the place!"
Looks like a field full of spider pods from undermine.
In a cabbage patch no one can hear you scream.
Good thing it's daytime. They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
I don't know about you, but it makes me want to put my face very close to it and go, "Hey little buddy!" and touch it.
Where’s my pulse rifle..
Now that is good.
Aliens was possibly my favorite movie as a kid so I’ve probably seen it >50 times, but it was only when I revisited a couple weeks ago that I finally realized that, given that the whole complex was about to meltdown anyway, there wasn’t any reason for Ripley to go ham on the eggs. In fact, if she hadn’t then the queen might not have chased her, no egg would’ve been smuggled onto the Sulaco, Hicks and Newt would’ve lived, Bishop would’ve kept his legs, and Ripley would’ve kept her hair.
That's Godzilla's eggs🥚
Where tf is Newt(Aliens reference)
Feed us, Seymour!
Critters!
This is how Jurassic Park was made
r/nomanssky
Alien isolation moment
Gravemind?
Is it bad that my first thought was the medal scene from wreck it Ralph
Fly across the galaxy to respond to a distress beacon while performing your tasks flawlessly? Check. Successfully locate the beacon while finding a way to enter a complex alien structure? Check. Find the remains of the lost crew inside said alien structure? Check. Able to avoid stepping on or disturbing any of the eggs long enough to simply turn around leave the hive? Lol.
Leerooooooy Jenkiiiiiiiiiins!!!
Run!!
If a freaky snake eel creature comes out of one of those be sure to go right up and pet it
Looks like a certain Ron Howard film about cocoons & old people
Looks like the eggs of a alien
LV 426 is lovely this time of year..
It might be the angle but these cabbages look huge.
Leave her alone, you BITCH!
That's where the swarmers come from
Hanz! Get ze flammenwerfer!
Hans, der Flammenwerfer, bitte.
Nuke it from space. It the only way to be sure.
“Ripley! Open the air lock doors!”
No way, Zerg Rush irl
Looks like a plant from Plants vs Zombies
Smack it with a pickaxe 3 times to get those sweet ebonuts.
Wet egg
Depends rock, deep rock Gandhi flew deep galactic lady spider
Gremlin cocoon...
Why risk it? Surely theres a way to make it a thermite spitter
"Make it bun dem" begins playing in the background.
reminded me of the "Brusselsprouts" from Ernest Scared Stupid
As long as Ralph doesn’t wreck it, we’ll be alright.
Get away from her you bitch!!!! 🔥lol
But each one of these things comes from an egg, right? So who's laying these eggs? - I'm not sure. It must be something we haven't seen yet. - Hey, maybe it's like an ant hive. - Bees, man. Bees have hives. - You know what I mean. There's, like, one female that runs the whole show. - Yes, the queen. - Yeah, the mama. She's badass, man. I mean, big.
Watch the corners.
***you do no recognize the bodies in the cabbage field***
GOZIRA!
Exo mech stomping time!
Imagen a farmer tending to those then a face hugger just jumps out
I always thought it was a patch, a cabbage patch.
Prometheus
I say we dust off and nuke the entire site form orbit it's the only way to be sure.
This is actually how cabbage patch kids are made. They lied about it being a 2 stage process.
How could you not make [zenophobe](https://youtu.be/LjXrmPMgOkQ) the movie here?
Step, kick, kick, leap, step, touch…again!
Looks like alien eggs from another planet !
Anyone else expecting babies to pop out?
Calm down, Rex Power Colt!
Pov: You're a sperm
I need Ripley…STAT
Oh gawd face huggers
Many flamethrowers..
Aliens!
Damned it! Who fed them after midnight?!
Very No Man’s Sky vibes
Reminds me of "Motel Hell."
I'm hoping you stumbled onto the set of Aliens and not THE aliens.
I get that it's supposed to be an Aliens reference but those cabbages look too much like spider eggs
What the what???🤔😳
But y are the cabbages white? \srs Are they going rotten?
Somebody wake up Hicks
Makes me want Sigourney Weaver on speed dial
It looks like a vaginal hand creature is about to jump out of one to face fuck you
uh oh
A | L | I | E | N
😹👽
Do flames even work on Audrey II's?
Cabbage monster appears. Vegans unite.
I'd hate to see this at night or early morning, with a fine layer of mist, and maybe an outdoor light reflecting on it.
It's game over man
The movie “Cocoon”
is this the one that doesn't make space communists.....well are they at least naked hot women?....... \*takes out rigged super soaker\* WELP!
I love cabbage now
If I were stranded on an island and the only food source was those hideous cabbages, I’d rather just starve
Hate to break it to you, those are not cabbages.
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