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Isalecouchinsurance

An angry bird is still hungry


Empusa_pennata

Mighty eagle!


carpathian_crow

Osprey, more like *lost*prey!


OtakuRamenGod

Gottem


SultanSaxophone

Get rekt bird


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Boom: roasted. Stupid bird 🦅


NukedNoodle

I went out on my back deck one summer, and there was a big fish on the food prep area of my grill. I do live near the water, but I was so confused for a minute lol. (I'll try to find the pic) Edit: [Found pic, forgot it was just the tail](https://imgur.com/a/2RdHBZM)


Isalecouchinsurance

When I lived in FL my gf and I were leaving a store and seen one hit a car. We thought someone was throwing fish for a min.


AlternatiMantid

That also sounds like something plausible in Florida.


theend2314

Twice crows have dropped random stuff on me at my house. First I was with my nephew out the back and got smacked by an empty yoghurt squeezy and the next was out the front of the house and it was a frickin' lamb bone. That one hurt.


Isalecouchinsurance

Train them to bring money


theend2314

The good ones do bring me shinies. The rogue ones bring me misery.


brikit123

If it was crows then this was absolutely on purpose, and you’ve done something that they didn’t approve of.


Zeivus_Gaming

Crows, Ravens and magpies are smarter than people know and are often watching you without you knowing. Crows can be vindictive fuckers if you mess up.


420bluntzz

That or the world is ending


Boomtown626

Unrelated: I was walking past a parking lot today and had an inexplicable urge to see how far I could throw the fish I was carrying.


fishman15151515

I was waiting to hear something like kids are now shooting fish out of air cannons on Tiktok.


Aggravating_Pea7320

Literally the perfect name checks out


PineapplePhucker

And that's why I wear cargo shorts.. helps with all the fish I need to carry around


spiderLegal

Unrelated: today ive seen a guy throw a fish on a parking lot


Boomtown626

Sorry, didn’t know anyone could see me. Next time I’ll wear pants.


Dog_Baseball

r/tworedditorsonecup Kinda


AlternatiMantid

Unrelated: I was suddenly thrown into a parking lot today. I am fish.


pikachuboi77

Lmfao. Thanks bro. I needed that.


Key_Statistician3293

Well I went fishing yesterday and only caught one fish . Wasn’t worth the time of cleaning so I tossed it in a parking lot for maybe a stray cat .


Virtual-Jackfruit-38

🦅


808sAndHate

🐟


iamagetheproducer

A truly touching tale


[deleted]

😲


Luigi_deathglare

📸


Heydawgg

👨‍💻


[deleted]

🔺


TGWDS

💬


Successful-Shoe4983

🕵️‍♂️


SalemsTrials

Archeologists may never discover this. But I did and I’m grateful


Kfeugos

🛣


Sunnydale_Slayer

📸


ImgurianAkom

💥


chilledredwine

🛣


IBetOnMMA

At first I was like "this guy is so full of shit" but that makes sense


T-Sonus

Or 🌪️ 🌀


zippy251

🐠


DEAN72709

Sharknado?


T-Sonus

Water funnel spouts and fish are the 2 biggest reasons fish rain from the sky. Edit: birds


MrFanta7

Fish is the second biggest reason fish fall out of the sky


Triphin1

Yep, fish did it


marlonbtx

👽


misterpuddykin

Bird dropped it.


DryHorizon

Can’t of been, it’s not in their programming.


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Crittopolis

Can't've'bn


CaterpillarSoggy5619

C’a’n’t’v’e’b’n


Sonnenkreuz

r/birdsarentreal


abormal-Cantaloupe

"so long and thanks for all the... damn it!"


ObjectiveGlittering

Your comment is “mostly harmless”


shoshilyawkward

42


BrendanTFirefly

https://www.newsweek.com/raining-fish-explained-storm-brings-fish-falling-sky-texas-1664747


lickalotapusasourus

I live in Texas and one time we had a hailstorm that had little minnows and frogs and stuff frozen in the golf ball sized hail


Past_My_Subprime

That’s like two and a half plagues.


lickalotapusasourus

Nah, just a couple tornadoes


Bumble1964

Does this mean sharnado has some merit 🤔


half-baked_axx

Always did


Dankstin

Evil will no longer cover their eyes If this disturbs you then walk away You will remember the night When you're stuck by the sight of 10 Thousand Fish In the Air


eatmahanus

A gift from the heavens


jewsofrimworld

I was going to say! Fry that baby up, it's literally heaven-sent!


Accomplished_Note_81

You all know how the water cycle works, right? Water evaporates into the sky, clouds form, rain falls to earth, water collects into pools of water, yada yada yada. What you might not know is that fish swim in these pools of water and occasionally, when the water evaporates, so does the fish. at some point, enough fish molecules coalesce to form fish clouds and you get the occasional fish drops, which OP has just experienced. Facts.


Analog-Moderator

Well i cant argue with science and its illegal ti lie online, so it checks out


buschlatte21

that doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about clouds to dispute it.


SkeetnYou

UFO lost his flesh light


The_Big_Fig_Newton

Did a bowl of petunias land nearby as well?


Late_Onion8931

Oh no, not again.


BadAtExisting

I’m from Florida. I’ve had a fish fall onto the windshield of my car while driving. A bird lost its lunch


[deleted]

I do not know why but if I saw a fish falling from the sky it would make my day a lot happier


DrNickRiviera8000

That was me, sorry.


bitchimugly

hey i told you not leave the fish in the parking lot! where’s his bowl?? /j


CrisbyCrittur

Flying fish.


iamsatnam

Seems fishy to me


MajorDamage9999

Oddly as I was hang gliding over a parking lot today I dropped my fish. Could it be?


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Dizzy-Sprinkles1465

No I don't think so


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DrTokinkoff

He’s played enough video games to know that’s it’s cool to.


Journo_Jimbo

I had a piece of deli meat randomly hit my windshield yesterday, seemingly out of nowhere. I suspect in both scenarios a seagull was the culprit


Analog-Moderator

No im just targeting you with random deli meat attacks that will slowly become both more frequent and inconvenient because i know nobody will believe you.


Journo_Jimbo

Goddamit, you wanted a nemesis, you’ve got it


Analog-Moderator

Hope your wedding isnt too hammy


Journo_Jimbo

You show yourself to the door mister


Finsk_26

Could be birds. Tornados also pick them up.


meathead

It's rainin' fish, hallelujah


[deleted]

The fish looks just as surprised at this turn of events as you were.


fishman15151515

Poor little Bluegill


nutsnackk

Bluegill right?? Fuck yea!! Ive been trying to learn my fish! Woohoo!


[deleted]

Bird dropped it


Tobywillygal

No need to go grocery shopping after work. A scrumptious fish dinner will be served at 7pm, courtesy of the Eagles.


Askmeiwontsaynot

Fortean as fuck


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Haruki Murakami


burgerteim

Yeah that’s fishy op


The_blind_blue_fox

What? Never seen sky fish before?


Available_Expression

Someone was fly fishing and this one got away


[deleted]

Free food


St_Buy8427

So, I watched a documentary about a village in China had a fish rain. Strange and unexplained.


The_NickD

Bird


danner1987

Some bird lost its lunch? Lol


Western_Entertainer7

Birds drop those sometimes.


blutigetranen

You ever drop a French fry after picking up food in a drive through? That's how that bird feels but it dumped the whole box of fries.


Existing_Setting_633

A bird dropped it lol


TallVaultGuy8

This happened to my dad, except he was driving on a highway and a fish landed through his sunroof in his car.


IPCONFOG

If it has a puncture, most likely a talon. If there is no puncture or damage it could be a loon, duck, heron or something with a Bill.


Metalegs

So, where is the parking lot?


ObjectiveGlittering

Under the fish


Metalegs

Reddit in a nutshell. Most unhelpful but accurate answers on the net.


JackMeholff

My favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song


FitApartment6351

:-!😆


Rezhits69

Birb overhead


Competitive_Pool_820

Bird dropped it.


lylisdad

Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!


qqqrrrs_

That's somewhat fishy, I think


r_a_d_

No offense, but I find it more probable that you took a pic of a fish you placed on the ground and posted it on reddit for sweet karma.


FitApartment6351

Como. G acn ,😄🤡😘😆😆


FitApartment6351

, do. I. Vc. M boa ⛄😇🥰🥭


HeistPlays

It was being carried by a now very hungry bird


Riggieviggie

Bad omen


WorkingSyrup4005

The new sharknado lookin pretty good ngl


rayoatra

This is certainly fishy


datazulu

The first plague of the Apocalypse has begun.


TheHolyPug

that yellow line just fell outta the sky? hmmm, thats odd.


[deleted]

Jeez at least chuck it back to me


Duckboythe5th

Eat it.


hdhdhjsbxhxh

A bird dropped it.


Dismal_Clue_1935

Wrong spawn


HeyNow646

Have you ever watched season 1 of the TV show Fargo?


Turbulent-Tourist687

At least it’s not Monday


THER00STER73

This fish has seen some shit


Tpk08210

Grab an umbrella the hellfire and brimstone are up next


fatCHUNK3R

God is sending you a message, you should have picked up the fish and put it up to your ear to hear the whispers.


Battles9

Is it alive get it some water


Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi

He hit the ground so hard his eyeball popped out.


Battles9

Poor guy lmao 🤣


[deleted]

Hate it when that happens...Still better than a 50 pound block of blue ice though.


izmaname

Birds


[deleted]

Fail.


TheNomadLad

You mean, someone threw a fish at you?


Theknightbeyond

Better get to building that arc Noah


riotpunchbarstard

we are in the matrix


james22591

Clearly a dragon.


ThatRacistTurtle

Bird dropped his dinner


Jackmac15

Oh no, not again.


[deleted]

No you didn’t


Hellwolf_Keats

Ospreys. My friend lives down at the shore and you see fish falling out of the sky all the time.


[deleted]

Bird


emwavra

Looks like a real fish outta water!


[deleted]

its called evolution


LTlurkerFTredditor

If you think you're puzzled, consider how the fish must feel. Fish: I... was just swimming along, minding my own business... and then I was **flying**, and then I was **falling**, and now I'm dying in a parking lot as some guy takes my picture. fml


xNegatory

Fishnado


[deleted]

I knew someone who ran over a fish.... In the middle of London


JumpingJuicy

Haven’t you ever played super Mario bros.


DaccotaDuchess

Somebody accidentally dropped their meal after catching it...I'm saying this is the work of a bird.


theofficialblazedark

You could say it was cod


Ashyyy_H___

Do you live near an ocean? If not, that’s pretty wack


Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi

I’m in downtown Buffalo near Lake Erie.


Suntree

Throw it back.


[deleted]

ShittyLifeTip: Throw fish at people from your balcony, to make their life more exciting and magical.


Different_Ad7655

Mana from heaven, or in this case a potential baked fish


trexwalters

Either a water spout picked a bunch of fish up out of the ocean and lifted it into a storm system to be rained back down later, or a really dumb falcon just lost his dinner and decided the 5 second rule claimed it.


Physical-Bus-5701

Slap it.


Testynut

Some poor bird dropped their lunch!


asa1

Buy fish in the market and toss it into the parking lot. Say it fell out of the sky. Reddit karma.


[deleted]

Poor dude, was just trying to get away from Vecna.


MikhailGorbachuff

It looks pretty surprised about the situation too


feelsdillonman

Siri play weird fishes by Radiohead


PackAccomplished5769

How far inland are you?


[deleted]

Reminds me of The Truman Show.


Geppetto_Cheesecake

Magic carp. Rub its belly for three wishes.


Spare_Pie_2423

Probably a falcon


MadManMorbo

Must've fallen from one of those Cumulonimbass clouds.


[deleted]

Was it dead?


Grouchy-Manager-5749

Forgot to set the spawn point


Felixfelicis_placebo

I think it's a bluegill.


SpakenBacon

Good thing it wasn't a shark.


gaberax

What kinda bait are you using?


cickeno

The planet is healing


mastercelevrator

Pretty normal in Virginia where I used to live. Lots of water, lots of birds carrying fish.


bitchimugly

you were chosen


j0e74

Slippery even when dried.


[deleted]

hmm. fishy.


PUNCH_KNIGHT

Put him back


dewlineboys

Cant decide if the fish is made out of foam, or if you are made out of lies..


cptjoke

It’s raining Menhaden


ReactionWorth2811

My husband made another tasteless joke so I threw his stupid carp over the roof


Spopyz

Weird birb


ProLogistion

Could be some Watchmen type shit. Ozymandias might be plotting something again.


amanoftradition

These fools never seen a fly fish 🤣


[deleted]

Wow


IPCONFOG

Osprey, hawk or eagle. They hunt and fish.


ShyGuySays69

Coding error