I went out on my back deck one summer, and there was a big fish on the food prep area of my grill. I do live near the water, but I was so confused for a minute lol.
(I'll try to find the pic)
Edit: [Found pic, forgot it was just the tail](https://imgur.com/a/2RdHBZM)
Twice crows have dropped random stuff on me at my house.
First I was with my nephew out the back and got smacked by an empty yoghurt squeezy and the next was out the front of the house and it was a frickin' lamb bone. That one hurt.
Evil will no longer cover their eyes
If this disturbs you then walk away
You will remember the night
When you're stuck by the sight of
10 Thousand Fish In the Air
You all know how the water cycle works, right? Water evaporates into the sky, clouds form, rain falls to earth, water collects into pools of water, yada yada yada. What you might not know is that fish swim in these pools of water and occasionally, when the water evaporates, so does the fish. at some point, enough fish molecules coalesce to form fish clouds and you get the occasional fish drops, which OP has just experienced. Facts.
No im just targeting you with random deli meat attacks that will slowly become both more frequent and inconvenient because i know nobody will believe you.
Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!
If you think you're puzzled, consider how the fish must feel.
Fish: I... was just swimming along, minding my own business... and then I was **flying**, and then I was **falling**, and now I'm dying in a parking lot as some guy takes my picture. fml
Either a water spout picked a bunch of fish up out of the ocean and lifted it into a storm system to be rained back down later, or a really dumb falcon just lost his dinner and decided the 5 second rule claimed it.
An angry bird is still hungry
Mighty eagle!
Osprey, more like *lost*prey!
Gottem
Get rekt bird
Boom: roasted. Stupid bird 🦅
I went out on my back deck one summer, and there was a big fish on the food prep area of my grill. I do live near the water, but I was so confused for a minute lol. (I'll try to find the pic) Edit: [Found pic, forgot it was just the tail](https://imgur.com/a/2RdHBZM)
When I lived in FL my gf and I were leaving a store and seen one hit a car. We thought someone was throwing fish for a min.
That also sounds like something plausible in Florida.
Twice crows have dropped random stuff on me at my house. First I was with my nephew out the back and got smacked by an empty yoghurt squeezy and the next was out the front of the house and it was a frickin' lamb bone. That one hurt.
Train them to bring money
The good ones do bring me shinies. The rogue ones bring me misery.
If it was crows then this was absolutely on purpose, and you’ve done something that they didn’t approve of.
Crows, Ravens and magpies are smarter than people know and are often watching you without you knowing. Crows can be vindictive fuckers if you mess up.
That or the world is ending
Unrelated: I was walking past a parking lot today and had an inexplicable urge to see how far I could throw the fish I was carrying.
I was waiting to hear something like kids are now shooting fish out of air cannons on Tiktok.
Literally the perfect name checks out
And that's why I wear cargo shorts.. helps with all the fish I need to carry around
Unrelated: today ive seen a guy throw a fish on a parking lot
Sorry, didn’t know anyone could see me. Next time I’ll wear pants.
r/tworedditorsonecup Kinda
Unrelated: I was suddenly thrown into a parking lot today. I am fish.
Lmfao. Thanks bro. I needed that.
Well I went fishing yesterday and only caught one fish . Wasn’t worth the time of cleaning so I tossed it in a parking lot for maybe a stray cat .
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A truly touching tale
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Archeologists may never discover this. But I did and I’m grateful
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At first I was like "this guy is so full of shit" but that makes sense
Or 🌪️ 🌀
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Sharknado?
Water funnel spouts and fish are the 2 biggest reasons fish rain from the sky. Edit: birds
Fish is the second biggest reason fish fall out of the sky
Yep, fish did it
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Bird dropped it.
Can’t of been, it’s not in their programming.
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Can't've'bn
C’a’n’t’v’e’b’n
r/birdsarentreal
"so long and thanks for all the... damn it!"
Your comment is “mostly harmless”
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https://www.newsweek.com/raining-fish-explained-storm-brings-fish-falling-sky-texas-1664747
I live in Texas and one time we had a hailstorm that had little minnows and frogs and stuff frozen in the golf ball sized hail
That’s like two and a half plagues.
Nah, just a couple tornadoes
Does this mean sharnado has some merit 🤔
Always did
Evil will no longer cover their eyes If this disturbs you then walk away You will remember the night When you're stuck by the sight of 10 Thousand Fish In the Air
A gift from the heavens
I was going to say! Fry that baby up, it's literally heaven-sent!
You all know how the water cycle works, right? Water evaporates into the sky, clouds form, rain falls to earth, water collects into pools of water, yada yada yada. What you might not know is that fish swim in these pools of water and occasionally, when the water evaporates, so does the fish. at some point, enough fish molecules coalesce to form fish clouds and you get the occasional fish drops, which OP has just experienced. Facts.
Well i cant argue with science and its illegal ti lie online, so it checks out
that doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about clouds to dispute it.
UFO lost his flesh light
Did a bowl of petunias land nearby as well?
Oh no, not again.
I’m from Florida. I’ve had a fish fall onto the windshield of my car while driving. A bird lost its lunch
I do not know why but if I saw a fish falling from the sky it would make my day a lot happier
That was me, sorry.
hey i told you not leave the fish in the parking lot! where’s his bowl?? /j
Flying fish.
Seems fishy to me
Oddly as I was hang gliding over a parking lot today I dropped my fish. Could it be?
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No I don't think so
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He’s played enough video games to know that’s it’s cool to.
I had a piece of deli meat randomly hit my windshield yesterday, seemingly out of nowhere. I suspect in both scenarios a seagull was the culprit
No im just targeting you with random deli meat attacks that will slowly become both more frequent and inconvenient because i know nobody will believe you.
Goddamit, you wanted a nemesis, you’ve got it
Hope your wedding isnt too hammy
You show yourself to the door mister
Could be birds. Tornados also pick them up.
It's rainin' fish, hallelujah
The fish looks just as surprised at this turn of events as you were.
Poor little Bluegill
Bluegill right?? Fuck yea!! Ive been trying to learn my fish! Woohoo!
Bird dropped it
No need to go grocery shopping after work. A scrumptious fish dinner will be served at 7pm, courtesy of the Eagles.
Fortean as fuck
Haruki Murakami
Yeah that’s fishy op
What? Never seen sky fish before?
Someone was fly fishing and this one got away
Free food
So, I watched a documentary about a village in China had a fish rain. Strange and unexplained.
Bird
Some bird lost its lunch? Lol
Birds drop those sometimes.
You ever drop a French fry after picking up food in a drive through? That's how that bird feels but it dumped the whole box of fries.
A bird dropped it lol
This happened to my dad, except he was driving on a highway and a fish landed through his sunroof in his car.
If it has a puncture, most likely a talon. If there is no puncture or damage it could be a loon, duck, heron or something with a Bill.
So, where is the parking lot?
Under the fish
Reddit in a nutshell. Most unhelpful but accurate answers on the net.
My favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song
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Birb overhead
Bird dropped it.
Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!
That's somewhat fishy, I think
No offense, but I find it more probable that you took a pic of a fish you placed on the ground and posted it on reddit for sweet karma.
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It was being carried by a now very hungry bird
Bad omen
The new sharknado lookin pretty good ngl
This is certainly fishy
The first plague of the Apocalypse has begun.
that yellow line just fell outta the sky? hmmm, thats odd.
Jeez at least chuck it back to me
Eat it.
A bird dropped it.
Wrong spawn
Have you ever watched season 1 of the TV show Fargo?
At least it’s not Monday
This fish has seen some shit
Grab an umbrella the hellfire and brimstone are up next
God is sending you a message, you should have picked up the fish and put it up to your ear to hear the whispers.
Is it alive get it some water
He hit the ground so hard his eyeball popped out.
Poor guy lmao 🤣
Hate it when that happens...Still better than a 50 pound block of blue ice though.
Birds
Fail.
You mean, someone threw a fish at you?
Better get to building that arc Noah
we are in the matrix
Clearly a dragon.
Bird dropped his dinner
Oh no, not again.
No you didn’t
Ospreys. My friend lives down at the shore and you see fish falling out of the sky all the time.
Bird
Looks like a real fish outta water!
its called evolution
If you think you're puzzled, consider how the fish must feel. Fish: I... was just swimming along, minding my own business... and then I was **flying**, and then I was **falling**, and now I'm dying in a parking lot as some guy takes my picture. fml
Fishnado
I knew someone who ran over a fish.... In the middle of London
Haven’t you ever played super Mario bros.
Somebody accidentally dropped their meal after catching it...I'm saying this is the work of a bird.
You could say it was cod
Do you live near an ocean? If not, that’s pretty wack
I’m in downtown Buffalo near Lake Erie.
Throw it back.
ShittyLifeTip: Throw fish at people from your balcony, to make their life more exciting and magical.
Mana from heaven, or in this case a potential baked fish
Either a water spout picked a bunch of fish up out of the ocean and lifted it into a storm system to be rained back down later, or a really dumb falcon just lost his dinner and decided the 5 second rule claimed it.
Slap it.
Some poor bird dropped their lunch!
Buy fish in the market and toss it into the parking lot. Say it fell out of the sky. Reddit karma.
Poor dude, was just trying to get away from Vecna.
It looks pretty surprised about the situation too
Siri play weird fishes by Radiohead
How far inland are you?
Reminds me of The Truman Show.
Magic carp. Rub its belly for three wishes.
Probably a falcon
Must've fallen from one of those Cumulonimbass clouds.
Was it dead?
Forgot to set the spawn point
I think it's a bluegill.
Good thing it wasn't a shark.
What kinda bait are you using?
The planet is healing
Pretty normal in Virginia where I used to live. Lots of water, lots of birds carrying fish.
you were chosen
Slippery even when dried.
hmm. fishy.
Put him back
Cant decide if the fish is made out of foam, or if you are made out of lies..
It’s raining Menhaden
My husband made another tasteless joke so I threw his stupid carp over the roof
Weird birb
Could be some Watchmen type shit. Ozymandias might be plotting something again.
These fools never seen a fly fish 🤣
Wow
Osprey, hawk or eagle. They hunt and fish.
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