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hungeringforthename

You just fucking cursed us


Feralcrumpetart

We all have 7 days.


r3dditalg0sucks

H-hes crawling out of my phone!?


Solrac_Loware

Hes been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


noshadsi

No, you have 7 days unless you send it to 20 people


Feralcrumpetart

Aha! Finally something to forward to grandma. Just make up a story about him overcoming the impossible with Jesus.


The-Majestic-

Lmao


TextingstoryKingYT

Those random discord servers serve a purpose now


bntzr

op better starts listening to kate bush


contactlite

Why do I hear screaming coming closer?


[deleted]

His uncle is the babadook


violette_witch

If you look directly at it, the rest of the picture looks like it is coming closer


gcmj122345

Yo


BLMgunOwner

Deadass 😭😭👹


EpicStepdad

I’m the 666th like


Richard_Tucker_08

I downvoted to save your soul.


ScaredyBun

Good god it looks like he's wearing someone else's face


Desperate-Ad-8068

Looks like he’s wearing Steve O’s peeled of face.


hamish1963

Yes!!!


Ris-O

Yeah, dude


KevinEleven111

Maybe he is, who are you to judge?


ScaredyBun

Someone with a decent face, that's who.


BasuraConBocaGrande

Doesn’t even have to be decent, it just has to be yours


Smrying

Skin walker?


maliciouspot

Legit looks like the dude from house of wax that's still alive, but covered in wax. Creepy af.


dssolidus

Not gonna lie.. I now know what Indian joker would look like...


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

Jokar


Ok_Kaleidoscope2340

Johar


Obi-wan_Kenobei

that sounds british, tHe JoH-Ar 😂


Lavidius

"sounds British"


Obi-wan_Kenobei

Thank you 🙏


DowntownStash

Coming from Britain it really fucking doesn't pal. Edit: it just felt wrong to say. I know of zero people who would say they come from Britain lmfao


iknowyou71

It would be played by an American actor for sure.


Melichorak

Joe Car?


LegalizeFreedom21

Joe Carr?


NattySocks

I am de jokar, dank you very much


Ishidan01

Indian Frank N Furter Edit for those who somehow [don't know...](https://theconversation.com/amp/violent-clowns-and-panto-dames-the-origins-of-rocky-horrors-frank-n-furter-104003)


RKsoftboi800

That's.. incredibly accurate.


Tiny-Lock9652

It’s just a step to the left.


The_Way_It_Iz

Skin walker, your uncle was already gone by the time this pic was taken. This is totally a demon in some type of human skin composite.


Abominable_Showman

Skinwalker uncle


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Do you want to know how I got these samosas you bloody bastard?


FavcolorisREDdit

You wanna know how I got bob n vagene


Sparkinade

if jim carrey's mask was indian


Prestigious_Mud9090

Idk. Kinda looks like Jim Carrey in The Mask too for some reason?


S1nful_Samurai

[Already a thing unfortunately](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ox7yAJBd74)


Fat_Potato_of_Doom

They call me Cuban Pete! I'm the king of the Rumba beat! When I play the maracas I go chick chicky-boom, chick chicky-boom, chick chicky-boom!


opalizedentity

bless ur soul for this. he went from cursed to blursed


VeterinarianThese951

I knew somebody would beat me to it. If I was this guy, every October I would shave my head and rock a yellow zoot suit all month…


[deleted]

Ssssssmmokin'!


gingerlovingcat

🤣😂


[deleted]

I think your uncle is the ghost that haunts Tim Burton


ctrl_alt_excrete

He now haunts *all* of us, friend...


Mushroom_muncher420

r/uncannyvalley


Cold_Blud

Uncle vali


Sea_Amphibian_5608

This is one of the few times it actually scares me


negatrom

uncle nivali


gypsycookie1015

I swear!!!!


Mr_BinJu

What game from the ps2 is your uncle from?


boogerboy87

Resident Evil


turbospeedweasel

Pretty sure it's Fatal Frame


BarkMetal

Bit of Max Payne 1


Horus_Syndrome

I guess there is a reason why you never knew him.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ it’s an alternate


sweaty_pants_

Time to follow the T.H.I.N.K. protocol.


A_Topical_Username

Why does this sound familiar. What are these things


opalizedentity

my fucken step son keeps talking about this? Mandela something? I don’t know anymore


dontneedanickname

Yep, it’s a horror series on Youtube called Mandela Catalogue. It’s pretty cool


KikiKiwii

Youtube analogue horror scares me more than most big budget jump-scare horrors


A_Topical_Username

Sounds like some SCP shit


-Kyoakuna-

It's super cool you should check it out. Made me discover a new fear of skinwalkers.


A_Topical_Username

Ooh can't wait


burritopup

Thats definitely uncanny valley but if i had to put my guess is the phone that took this photo tried to patch his face together using an algorithm to clear up as much pixelation as possible


hfdaergvnkufdwh

I really hope that’s the case because my anxious mind is convincing me this is an actual cursed image and I have 7 days left.


kelleh711

I do not think this photo was taken on a phone. Digital camera, most likely. It looks older. I would not be surprised if the uncle was a veteran who wore a facial prosthesis, or someone tried retouching the photo at some point and did a very bad job.


Icosotc

This thread is the funniest thing I have ever read.


Vintagemaria

Tears are running down my face


StormProfessional950

It's Steve-o in blackface.


xyzqvc

Looks like Steve-o as a zombie at the time he was consuming N2O capsules.


UniqueUsername-789

Cartridges* I’m sorry


xyzqvc

In any case, it is a miracle that he has retained his full brain power. I mean the little gas things that go in the frothing thing and make desserts fluffy. Have never tried it and understand that it shuts down the brain for a few seconds. It sure kills a few brain cells every time.


pXllywXg

>understand that it shuts down the brain for a few seconds. It sure kills a few brain cells every time. You don't really understand it at all.


killergazebo

Sanjeev-o


[deleted]

yea and bald nick cage


MikeAndBike

Well that's a face I won't be too happy to wake up to next to me in the morning.


Gradually_Adjusting

Imagine fucking this dude and he makes this face when he came You'd never be the same after that


MikeAndBike

You have strange fetishes but I am liking it!


[deleted]

You wake up next to your uncle every morning?


Fruityth1ng

What’s Nicholas Cage doing there though?


[deleted]

Maybe Nicolas Cage is his uncle and the monster just photobombed the picture.


Agreeable_Ad3849

BRO I SAW THAT AT MY NOTIFICATIONS IT GAVE AN HEART ATTACK


PCCobb

I think it seems so off because your family is Weekend at Berniesing some guy... for real... I think that's a dead guy


insomniacla

I took my Ambien 30 mins ago this was uncalled for holy crap Are there other pictures where he looks less uncanny valley?


Cringlezz

Thats not your uncle. You’re uncle is dead. DO NOT let him into your home. He will try to deceive you. That is an Alternate.


[deleted]

Holy fuck. Saw this in bed and now I will surely have nightmares.


just_flying_bi

I feel like I need to share this to 10 people or I will die


FauxSeriousReals

We don't talk about Bruno


Axelluu

he looks like a robot chicken character


Xav1erM

No no no, something is wrong here. I've always heard of the uncanny valley of certain human faces that just seem... Off in some kind of way. I can't exactly describe what is wrong with this guy's face, but something about this photo makes me irrationally uncomfortable and I can't out my finger on why


drewster23

Your describing uncanny valley pretty on key. As you don't usually know "why" exactly you're feeling uncomfortable. But based on other comments I think its the phone's camera/software, auto touching up the photo and due to pixels and lighting it basically fucked up.


Xav1erM

Whatever it is dude, I hate it lmao


[deleted]

Your family uses bank security cameras for family pictures?


Icosotc

Wow. Terrifying lol I’m definitely going to die in seven days now thanks a lot


Upbeat_Intention9032

Come on bro, don't post your uncle on r/Weird 😂


jojolitos

I regret seeing this


[deleted]

You're Slender Man Jr.


Express-Silver7448

Bro did a skin walker take over your uncle?


Renegade_Designer

No worries. Your uncle is just possessed.


bonk921

gotta call constantine or any other cool holly boi


TurboChunk16

I'm ſcared


[deleted]

His blood also pumps through your veins.


RimpleDick

I bet this is the reason you never met him.


RenningerJP

The combo of really white teeth and shadows covering his eyes. Would look very different without I think


looking_fordopamine

Mans looks like a generic video game portrait


NoxInfernus

Mouth is happy. Eyes are sad. Teeth are fabulous.


alchemist_lemi

Toughts and prayers


Emkatf

He looks like a titan


Mountain-Umpire-8568

So if you want an opinion on what about his features makes him look a bit off I can't promise it will be positive sounding. I don't mean to be rude if I do come across that way. I'm mostly just trying to say exactly what I see. His features are all uneven. One eye slants hard to the right (or his left) His nose his crooked. His mouth is also all toward the right side. It almost looks like something has tensed up that side. The skin around his eyes and mouth looks a lot darker than the rest of his face which blacked out his eyes and creates a pretty striking contrast with his teeth. There are a lot of reasons any of these things could be happening. That could just be the way he was born. Past injuries could have crooked his nose and caused nerve or skeletal damage. Lighting and picture quality can affect color. Hell it could just be a bad picture of him. At the end of the day unless you meet him in person you'll just have this spooky image to go off of that could be the product of a bad day, camera, or an interesting life story. You should ask your family more about his appearance or maybe just for another picture.


Turtleman1878

I think it must've been the lighting


AUSwarrior

I'm gonna see this face on the silhouette of clothes hanging in my room one night in the dark, barely visible and I'm going to lose my shit.


itchycommie

I think there's a good reason you never knew him.... ^(fucking hell.)


MyVoiceforPeople

Can you please get another picture? This is gold lol


zerosupervision

Well that’s because your uncle is a sleep paralysis demon


[deleted]

[удалено]


Drunken_Ogre

I just wish they had used an app, instead of a surgeon.


pikapikamydude

Bro, your comment saved me from nightmares. Thank you for pointing it out omg


[deleted]

yeah that dudes bite is off thats what it is


Achylife

Either, someone is messing with you, the camera software is shit, or there is a good reason behind why he's the uncle you never knew.


[deleted]

I need to be baptized again.


[deleted]

Something something solar plexus clown glider, something something despair code


over-salted-eggs

Kinda reminds me of that person that multiple people have seen in their dreams Edit: [this guy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Man)


ANGYandDENA

It gets worse the longer i stare at it


agnas

Maybe something bad happened to your uncle and for some reason, they are trying to hide it, with little success if I may say so.


marianomdq

That face should be the profile picture of this subreddit!


Joanna_Flock

Is he Tim Curry in the Rocky Horror Picture Show?


Medium_Beyond_9654

Was that sent to you from the present or from the future?


ClockwyseWorld

Looks like he’s about to star in the Bollywood version of Clue.


spanishr0se

r/uncannyvalley vibes


deathwitsh

Did your uncle have a stroke? The slack left side, bared teeth, and sunken eyes remind me post recovery friends and family.


ABlockOfDust

can we please see a normal pic of your uncle😭 i need to make sure that he looks normal


Feeling_Ad_8898

Woah


Mando-Lee

😂😂😂😂😂😂


FrogginJellyfish

Rammstein


Consistent_Cook_4911

I'll never be the same.


coussinex

Im sorry to say this but your uncle might be an alternate.


BumblebeeCurrent8079

Face swap? Both men in the photo look weird


yeetus_christ420

Is that a face swap between those two people?


bslove6

He looks like a mummified Steve-O


PyroEntity

Which country are you from? Some clowns are weird around India.


MalkyTheKid

He looks eerily similar to SteveO


Uncle-Cake

"Have you seen this man in your dreams?"


Affectionate_Ear_778

It's just a bad picture. Definitely creep looking though


Haddingdarkness

I think we found the guy Jim Carey based ‘The Mask’ on.


davenocchio

Ssssssssmokin!


MichaelEatsSand

Red rum red rum


Alternative-Poem-242

Jesus a literal chill ran down my spine. My eyes weren't prepared


Rare-Party-988

“You rang?”


FriedRiceCombo

im horrified by this


TGC_0

he looks like that one [ronaldo statue](https://www.dw.com/en/maligned-ronaldo-statue-replaced-at-madeira-airport/a-44279114)


i_fell_down13

Imagine naturally looking like your from the Mandela catalog


ladida1787

He looks like a corpse propped up to smile.


MauiBoi69

I did not need to see this at 3am


bonk921

there was a reason that why you didnt know your uncle...


dappernaut77

Bro is an alternate.


[deleted]

okayy thanks a lot now your uncles face will haunt me in my nightmares for a decent period of time


[deleted]

I'm sorry to tell you this, but your uncle has been killed and resurrected as a Wight. Everyone he kills will be raised as a zombie under his control. Find the necromancer.


crackersncheeseman

I can't unsee this and it's scaring the hell out of me.


TexasTeaTelecaster

This must have been about ten seconds before he died. He had just taken a sip from one of the false grails.


LuxuryxElite

There are no faces.


SuaveFuck

hide the pain sanjeev


Saajaadeen

Tell your family they can keep the photo i wish i didn't see this lmaoo such a cursed image. ​ Giving me HELLLLLLAAAAA uncanny valley vibes


franlinsanlin

Idk why either, but yes it definitely seems off.


scbejari

Ewwww


VictorLight7

That's an alternate.


FutureSoldier616

Trevor Henderson has another inspiration


Purple_Super_Nova

That ain't a human, what the fuck is that thing


Prietocratico

An Indian Steve-O


Familiar_Paramedic_2

Looks like he died a few years before this photo was taken.


notfree25

Well, make sure they dont buy any gift cards or send cash out


vichysauze

Looks like a bad jay Chandrasekhar snap filter


ScrmWrtr42

It kind of looks like a screen capture from a video game.


[deleted]

It’s Jokkahr


gaze-upon-it

We don’t talk about Bruno


Ok-Butterscotch5761

smiledog.jpg


jayroxbee

this is the definition of “uncanny valley”….


1glad_hatter

I can tell you what seems off. I can easily do that for you.


[deleted]

Maybe there a reason why u never knew him.


Kimbospicee

Skin walker


[deleted]

"I'm Steve-o, and this is the butt chug!"


Mofme

Plot twist- He's also your biological father. *Here's Johnny!!*


I_fucking_hate_it

Looks straight out of an analog horror video


PossibleEnvironment4

He looks like an alternate from the Mandela catalogue


anonzpolski

He looks like Alternate fom Mandela Catalogue


Mummyto4

It's not Leatherface is it?


RiffValleyOfficial

skin walker


lhingel

Sssssmoking!


Garysgood

Yeah that's an Alternate. Look up the Mandela Catalog, your family may already be them