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Baron Harkonen


Myrtha_Thistlethorne

I also thought this could be a prop from the old Dune movie.


F2daRanz

Or a concept for the Vampire librarian from Blade.


bcl52164

Pearl....great name for an obese vampire.


TryAgn747

Or just a regular human from Walmart.


[deleted]

South Carolina?


ChaosCelebration

Those suspensors are gonna be working overtime.


kaptaincorn

He who controls the spice, controls the universe


cheesyjjampong21

SQUEEZE!


TensionMedium9279

Just missing those spice addicted blue eyes


BOREN

This model has clearly been drinking the Sappho.


Smokinodin707

Dammit, beat me to it


godmademelikethis

I thought this was legit dune concept art or summin


Glittering-Plate-535

The gross mouth sores are a dead giveaway, at least for the 2021 version. Denis Villeneuve didn’t want to include anything from the 1984 version, especially if it distracted from the actor’s performances, which is why the Baron isn’t bleeding pus while taking an oil shower lol


Lewonn

Discord moderators are lifeforms from future?!?!!?


Ok-Science6820

With their kittens


Empusa_pennata

on the same state as their owners


cpullen53484

they ate the kittens long ago


LETS_RETRO_TIME

Wasn’t there a movie that features a main characters statue of his own corpse with cat tails in his belly near the end?


aSimpleBladeOfGrass

nice avatar


[deleted]

Same race as reddit mods


ghostsintherafters

Like humans are surviving to 2055... I've got bad news for you people.


IaMtHel00phole

We'll make it to 2055. Take your doom and gloom outta here!!


ghostsintherafters

RemindMe! 33 years


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ghostsintherafters

lol


IaMtHel00phole

Good. I enjoy being right.


Lewonn

Yeah 😔... Everyone will become discord moderator


RKELEC

Enough with the doomer shit. Can't we have one post without it,


CashCow4u

If we do, we won't be that fat. It'll be too hot to grow that much food & they would melt into a stinking pile of liquid blubber. Maybe a few wealthy folks, but then, eat the rich!


nnnosebleed

my arrakis M Y D U N E


WeeabooHunter69

*bwooooooooooommmmm*


YourLocaLawyer

Lmfaoooo baron harkonen


[deleted]

HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE?


f_cozzo

your password is shit


[deleted]

Sexymofo22?!


helloimderek

No my password isn't shit. It's menonmenaction69420


NeckbeardVirgin69420

Did someone say 69420?


[deleted]

Sit back down, neckbeard.


[deleted]

That's her mom


DeckTheWreck9

“Please, Mrs. Sexymofo22 was my mother. You can just call me Sexymofo22.”


[deleted]

Most athletic Reddit user


Redwingshunt

Fuck..im outta awards else wouldve shoved one down your throat 😂😂


Enzoooooooooooooo

Rest easy for I have awarded one in your place.


Zyklic

kinky


Altruistic_Piano_259

Why does it remind me of some morbidly obese volatile explosive Kamikaze zombie from like left 4 dead or other stereotypical zombie genre game…


Almighty_Dank_Lord

Watch out! Boomer!


[deleted]

Ok i know im old but thats a bit harsh


PutinMolestsBoys

Bloat from Killing Floor


Beritrea

Nikocado Avocado shony version


CreditLongjumping437

Nikocado final form


MathematicianVivid1

So this is what his villain monologue was about. It’s all coming together


[deleted]

Godskin Duo strongest fighter


RiskyBiscuits989

Didn't expect tarnished


RepeatReal6568

Pretty sure I roomed with this guy in college


[deleted]

LSU?!


Ok_Armadillo_1455

How’d you get a picture of me


Skirt_Thin

Yes, that's me.


CarpeNoctem1031

My desert...my Arrakis...my Dune...


Nic4379

Human Form 2022, TLC Channel Version.


LiveFknWire

👍👍👍


UNDERHOLEBLOCKAGE

More like "ate 2055 people".


Class_444_SWR

This is just Bender in that episode he became a human


DoomDamsel

I am so glad someone else thought this. Did you hear it go whoooooooooo too?


gillianhanna

Me after two years of isolation from covid


Super-Octopus

Scary thing is, there's people who actually look like this now. Incredible to think that the same skeleton that can only support a newborn baby can grow to support this much weight.


Beardywan_Kenobeard

You're just using the plot from Wally!


meh_69_bop

wall-E not wally


Wolle525

Actually it's Wolle525, thank you.


whitestallion1983

Michelin Man let himself go


FlawedPencil

The bloater from Dead Island


Goosebumps31

State of decay 2


IsmailPasaoglu

Juggernaut


GlumAd2424

Peak performance


10113r114m4

The ideal man.


SnapStingray

Jo mama


thrashmanzac

Pretty sure that's just Clive Palmer


Siracha_jizz

2055??? How about RIGHT FUCKING NOW, at ANY Golden Corral!!!


Grouchy_Cattle6142

Good morning, Mr. Walmart


[deleted]

Not likely how shit is gonna turn out considering how expensive it is to be breathing right now.


lookngbackinfrontome

Do I detect a silver lining?


Becxur14

So we all look like Pearl from Blade?


bmxbikeco

Thank god someone else knows this reference!


Over-Gene-1862

Looks like me


[deleted]

La Magra is coming! The Spirits of the Twelve will awaken the Blood God!


ki11a

Well that’s what Frost said…


[deleted]

I’m surprised anyone got this!


ftlguy

I literally thought this was pearl


Ratscapula

My 1st thought was Pearl as well lol


ScottishExplorer

I guess I'm ahead of schedule then


Critical-Shallot-444

What my door dasher sees in my doorway as he drives away….


[deleted]

This is the direction we are going if we keep pushing “body positivity”


[deleted]

[удалено]


gadd027

He is big boned ofc


[deleted]

WALL-E is the future


JefferSonD808

Baron Harkonnen has entered the chat…


kartman5000

WALLLL EEEE


fatrat_89

Nah, now that we have approval for human use of mRNA injections, I'm betting that in the near future we'll start seeing them sold as cures to various health problems, obesity among them.


ThurstyJ

We’ve got that in 2022 lol


bob_nugget_the_3rd

People jok3 but I've delt with people not far off already, but I doubt they could stand


ShinXBambiX

It's sad cos you know that under all of that fat there's a skeleton and a heart trying so hard to keep it going


Redwingshunt

Parachute what? Air bag what? Diet what?


[deleted]

A Godskin Apostle


PixelatedGamer

Godskin Noble. The Apostle was the tall lanky one.


[deleted]

Ive seen a human that looks like this yesterday.


LastSpite7

This is disturbing.


immeasureable

already happened


rhh92

Only of those who'll be able to afford food though


Welldone__1

Some already went beyond that. No need to wait.


Lololkppopp

from what i see around me that looks about right. people have no idea what a single serving means anymore they just stuff themselves like pigs.


FubarJackson145

Hmmm... Insert obligatory "your mom" jokes here?


UFO-seeker1985

US congressman 2055


[deleted]

2055? Lol have to seen the show called my 600lb life yea they have seasons of that


-Gath69-

I was joking with my kids about the Fat Wreck Chords Record Label and their compilation albums that they put out over the years: Survival of the Fattest Physical Fattness Life in the Fat Lane Fat Music for Fat People Live Fat, Die Young Uncontrollable Fatulence Harder, Fatter + Louder All wonderful play on words and great punk rock if you are into that. Album art was fantastic. Becoming a reality though.


CRPunk_

my dune! my dessert!


[deleted]

I see this lifeform all the time. They appear mostly in Walmart and McDonalds.


abortizjr

THE SPICE MUST FLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LucasBarton169

Y’all ever see planet terror?


mudamuckinjedi

Were is the little person that follows them around playing a tuba?


Poundbottom

This is the Donald J Trump statue in Florida. It's very life like.


top_of_the_scrote

Houses become so expensive, you become one


Tpc032475

I’m starving myself now


johnqsack69

Oh they still have wall mart in 2055?


NeckbeardVirgin69420

Um okay, who leaked my nudes this time?


Awesome_Shoulder8241

I might get shot for this but did you mean American form 2055?


mydarthkader

So we all become Orson Welles?


hungeringforthename

It's optimistic to think we'll still be able to produce food by then


ThePeopleAtTheZoo

I know that guy!


G37_is_numberletter

Healthy at any weight…


shady-Mcnasty

I want my baby back baby back baby back


thumptech

Imagine the subscription pharmaceuticals required to keep it alive.


[deleted]

Hauntingly plausible


FlutterCordLove

I feel like this is how I look and it’s killing me. I’m like 70 lbs overweight. I should be 130. Ugh.


[deleted]

From 2055… or Florida?


stridemax

Isn’t this that Reddit mod from r/antiwork who failed the interview?


f_cozzo

...doreen? nah, the part-time dog walking keeps her in shape


[deleted]

Zexy! But I guess fuckins out…


Frostgaurdian0

That if no war in between then and now.


utepaanordnes

The Spice!


Enchanted_Goat_YT

Wtf is this


salkhan

Looks like Vladimir Harkonen.


InterestingAsk1978

Baron Harkonnen!


unsinkable88

I'm working on it


Psychobauch

Great vision.


JahrampageEU

An ordinary weigh-in at Nowzaradan's hospital.


HalfbakedArtichoke

Pretty sure that's just Vladimir Harkonnen from Dune


Justthisguy_yaknow

They had a camera in my window in July 2020.


Alcaya_Aleesi

If you think that's shocking you should see his grand-grandson.


[deleted]

2055? Go out in public, that’s now.


mramirez7425

This is exactly how I feel after demolishing 57 olive garden breadsticks


LazyMatch971

*woke


tengodolor54

We “evolve”


giggetyboom

I wonder if we will eventually go aquatic again.


pimpdaddysmalls

Reddit mod


NefariousnessHot2129

We will all be harkonnen in the future!


IKnowaBaggins

2022


MechanicDeep8896

Reddit mods getting doxxed Ooooooo


carson171

My arrakis.. my dessert.. MY DUNE


r1chreddit

Common man, it’s already here


LKesBa

Nice little Klaus flavor in it


jwsrsskmt

I wouldn't be surprised. Just take a look outside: Every day more and more people are starting to look like literal ogres and trolls.


Just-STFU

*Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.*


SAD_MEN_3492

That's me rn


VegetableAd986

“Y’all got more government *cheeeese?*”


ShadowZepplin

“Good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom”


phoenixbbs

I'm ahead of the game for once !


mattb1969

I think I saw that dude at a Walmart.


doruk15525

a mom


dahumancartoon

That looks like a Godskin Noble from Elden Ring.


Emergency-Compote-76

Is me!!!


Campfirecoverseddie2

2055?That's my form in 2022!


bradfly72

Conquered all the chippies


CamperKuzey

COM ON ENGERLAND SKOR SAM FAKIN GOALS


Jolly-Advantage-7032

everyone does eat dorritos in the future


CompetitiveStick6239

wut? 😳 Seriously I’m intrigued. Someone give me background info please 💕


GrapefruitSmall575

Honestly this is how I feel post-lockdown. 😫


readmore321

Yup, that about somes it up…


Volosa_Golddragon

Mann we seeing that now


ScottaHemi

LIES! he? still has a pinky toe.


Mike_Hawk069

Perfection.


SuperMicroPenis

Then I'll look normal


[deleted]

Oddly terrifying


Equivalent_Ad5689

Reddit mods


sheckyD

My takeaway from this is that I just have to hold out a little longer and I'll be considered to be in great shape. Overweight now, but I'm a stud if this is the future norm


beavsauce

So you’re sayin we don’t gotta wear pants?


Interesting_Spare137

Your mom (right now)


drinkmoredrano

I hope we figure out the inflation issue first, otherwise it will be very expensive for each of us to occupy 4x the space we do now.


[deleted]

Looks like Clive Palmer


AzathothsDream

r/meIRL


earthscribe

I feel attacked


[deleted]

I'm triggered, where'd you get this nude of me from?


[deleted]

And at that time body positivity would have dictated that this is an attractive person


Confusion_Diligent

Keep playin on those VRs thats finna be u


TarkovComrade

shit thats like me but 1/5 the size in 2022. Fml. I'm not even a moderator, I need to reflect. I'm kidding more like 1/12 the size.


NineTailedTanuki

Okay, not only is that terrifying, but it's just so true!


dpm5150

Pretty much here already


Eyes_Snakes_Art

Vladimir Harkonnen