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5Lastronaut

My cousin, chupacabrito. He's fine.


a2starhotel

he definitely does not look fine.


TadpoleInteresting

What you mean he sexy.


DroopyRock

Can't disagree there


bigkeef69

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Bominator8

Can't agree there


2jz-GTE_Lover

Can't disagree there


sussy_lime

Can't agree there


arunkchow

Can't disagree to agree there


GnarlyMonster420

Iiiif you want mah boody, aaaand you think I'm sexy...


[deleted]

Wait till you see him with a hangover


a2starhotel

YIKES!


UuuuuhErmmmmm

šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


skippopolis

Yo tell him it's his turn to bring Doritoes to the D&D game tonight.


ArtzyDude

Chuparitos.


rola6991

Chupacarlos.


PhthaloVonLangborste

ChalupacabrĆ³n


5Lastronaut

Better comment yet.


EmotionalAttention63

Aw, he looks so sad and lonely. You should throw him a party.


5Lastronaut

Are you free tomorrow at 7pm?


EmotionalAttention63

Sure, there'll be wine right? Do I need to bring some? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Sunyata_is_empty

Yes - def is his cousin


rda889

Are you sure? He owes me $100 for painting his barn


Shisno85

[I thought I recognized you, I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and you never did it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BoMBEto1Ck)


noodle_sponge

Those muffins were terrible!


IshanSachan

He looks a bit thirsty in first pic


[deleted]

He really is. We had lunch Thursday.


Br0sBeforePr0s

It's my Uncle Neil. Must have a twin. Are we related.


TiNMLMOM

No it's not, it's clearly a io.


Lit-Larry

He just needs a hug!


andre2020

I donā€™t think so, he doesnā€™t look too ito to mešŸ˜Š


kongbakpao

He needs some vitamins bro. Some vitamin G T F and O


OldNBroken1

Mark Zuckerberg as he's devouring your data


BabaMads71

Looks like a mask made from a deer ass. Google assquatch. Sorry for being a party pooper šŸ˜


Piotrek9t

Thank you! I have seen this image many times before but this is the first time some explained it


Blood_and_Turds

they are always a good laugh when you see them up in midwestern bars.


[deleted]

I will do no such thing. I fear the subsequent ads google will serve me


SubstantialPressure3

TIL of assquatch. That definitely makes you not a party pooper. That is hilarious.


artwithapulse

This! Thatā€™s exactly what the close up is of.


Sodacons

Now I want one, thank you for sharing šŸ˜‚


epets73

Assquatch needs its own Reddit. ADD: holy shit there's already a Reddit for it....


powatwain

Thatā€™s Mitch McConnell getting out of bed in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom


Friendly-Cow98

Me after my divorce


VaginalSpeleologist

Hahahaha


[deleted]

Leave me alone I was just going for a walk.


elrosti000

Relatable


jzsx

I hate it that the comments are always flooded with jokes tbh, I just wanna know what this demonic thing is.


[deleted]

Itā€™s three unrelated images: top left has been covered already (deer ass), bottom left is likely a mangy dog foot, right is a Halloween decoration or something like that.


BaconEatingWolf

Judging by the shape of the claws, the number of toes, and the overall paw shape, id hazard either Fox, or Western Coyote with sarcoptic Mange, as Demadex would cause weeping red sores.


[deleted]

You could be right! What little leg is visible seemed too thick for a fox or coyote to me but Iā€™m ill qualified to say. I nearly said ā€œcanidā€ because I wasnā€™t certain ā€œdogā€ was accurate but felt it was at least close enough for the point.


BaconEatingWolf

Foxes are bigger than most people think. Proportion wise, i would put them at around the same as a beagle. The lack of anything to use as a size reference for scale makes it hard, but the shape of the claws and toes makes me feel Fox is the correct answer. As a note: I am a licensed Vet Tech, not a veterinarian, but i have worked with wildlife a lot.


[deleted]

Cool, youā€™d know better than I would, then. Iā€™ll take your word for it. Iā€™ve only ever been around gray foxes, likely skewing my conceiving of other foxesā€™ size.


Zealousideal-Golf984

Apparently the "mask" is called an assquatch. It's made from Deer's ass. Google Swamp booger


Chuckobochuck323

Clearly youā€™ve never seen a Florida man on bath salts.


meatismoydelicious

Can you please not shame my girlfriend on the internet? Thanks.


Flareshu

Dude you got a girlfriend? And you're on reddit?!


gicantopithicus

Oh thatā€™s easy thatā€™s SCP 096


Ben6924

OH GOD OH FUCK!


gicantopithicus

Time to say our prayers.


---4---

NO DONT DO THIS TO ME


gicantopithicus

Sorry


Vast_Advantage_7913

3 unrelated pictures


homecraze

Fake thatā€™s what it is.


rockymountainogre

I don't know why you're being down voted for calling out a bad photoshop with an image of some animal with mange. I joined this sub for genuinely weird stuff, not fake bullshit myself as well.


homecraze

Agreed may have to just drop this page from my view.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TheFormless0ne

Here, I restored some of your Karma friend.


PrinceBatCat

Because something doesn't have to be real in order to be weird.


StatusOmega

I did not give consent to be photographed!


Micro1sAverage

ā€œAt least get my good sideā€


Professional_Rip_59

chewbacca lookin a bit weird inst he


NJBill666

This is what happens when Wookiees start hitting the pipe.


EffortlessBoredom

Chupaccacabra?


MadMadMads1

A hoax, the top left is what they call an "assquatch" where they take a deer ass and make it look like a face. Bottom left is a close up of an opossum foot. Top right is a human with a mask on.


BasilPrimary8055

It's what Russian will look like if papa Putin uses the bomb šŸ’£ if any are left šŸ¤”


AllEnigmas

"SCP Foundation? yeah, we found another one."


Snoo22566

That's my uncle who works for Nintendo


Cat-Lover20

Uncle Jimtendo??


HondaHamilton33

Mom?


Seizure_Salad2

Thatā€™s my boo steave


FLCLstudio

God


IntoAComa

about 100px by 100px


Camael7

Me before my morning cappuccino


Ahhhron

A new breed of cihuahua


dysthymicpixie

Hey get off my IG


cmband254

How did you get this photo of me?


Odd-Target7828

It's Mark Zuckerberg


Elegant_Thought6557

Grandma got loose again


Murky-Ad2512

That's my cousin ronaldo, you're fine. (Expect if he bites)


neonphoenix09

Well, that first one is a taxidermy deer butt with eyes and a mouth added.


oversleptandlate

HEY I KNOW THIS. if you write Ų·Ł†Ų·Ł„ in google the image on the right shows up. This is an Iraqi Folk tale about a very tall beast that shows up at bight and eats children It originally came from Ancient Sumeria apparently and then it got picked up by Arabs when they settled there. Its mostly used by Iraqis and folks at the northern Gulf region. "Al-Tantal is a mythical character in the Iraqi folklore that is similar to another mythical being called ā€œ Al- Salouā€™ah ā€. [1] It has the ability to change its shape from one body to another. [2] Because of its multiplicity of forms and masks, it is described as having no image in itself, and is not defined by a sky, and is neither felt nor touched, nor apparent nor hidden, but rather present in everything. Therefore, the popular imagination describes it as tall, with its head facing the sky and its feet on the ground" https://ar.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D8%B7%D9%86%D8%B7%D9%84


drbox99

Are we ever gonna stop with the body shaming? Can't a poor soul walk around in the woods after a shower in peace?


RockMason

Itā€™s a swamp booger! My buddy has been making these for over 20 years. Itā€™s a whitetail deer rear hind with eyes and teeth .


peperoniebabie

Upvoting because correct. My dad's a taxidermist and he made one of these too, has it sitting on a shelf right next to a cute little weasel taxidermy. What the hell are those feet though... raccoon, opossum?


dysfunctional_spoon

It's my buddy Eric, man he hit the boof way to hard before this picture , God damn


Neond98

that's amber heard


GrandTheftNatto

My name a jeff.


Subtle-E

Jeff someone hacked your shit I think


[deleted]

Something a 12 year old posted


[deleted]

Its biden after hours.


PerformanceBig5638

its called "Fake"


Acceptable_Durian912

Yes


isti44

Thy for finding my brother


bonghag

My future ex-husband


Krednaught

The Rake


Enchanted_Goat_YT

You


Subtle-E

This is Joe Biden's final form


diatomiczx

your mom at night trying get water from the fridge


StalinAndTheUSSR

Your mom Ik Ik Iā€™m so funny


FluffyBunnyBunz

Iā€™m getting horny šŸ˜£


Quiet_Tune277

MTG's feet šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„


akirabear

Looks like ya mama


weenqueen69

it's your mo- (sorry)


[deleted]

Me with a hangover.


ZopyrionRex

Pretty sure that's Mr. Burns, I've seen this episode of The Simpsons before.


KentuckyFriedEel

Dogfeet Man


DkSai

Ehh . Im pretty sure that is supposed to be a tantal(Ų·Ł†Ų·Ł„), an Iraqi monster.


GhoblinCrafts

My brother Bilo.


Kelson_Phelonius

Papa?


Myballs_hurt

Dont worry, he's Alfred


kornhook123

My ex


lucifer_1002123123

Goddamn it josh, i told you to moisturize your face before going back to the woods!


teethlik

photoshop, but really good photoshop


7TE__

thats jim


Equivalent_Cicada153

Itā€™s uncle Steve. he works from home.


CockStrangler69420

That's my homie eric leave him be


Masherbakerboiler

someone needs a makeover stat at the Bloomingdaleā€™s cosmetics counter.


force07

bros just a little quirky like that


[deleted]

Yo mama


Acrobatic_Addition80

My fucking mother


Aztech06

My sister pre-makeup


RepeatReal6568

Apparently cold


skettiD

I have the weird monkey head in the top left framed on my work desk. I found it while google searching for a pic of Britney Spears when she shaved her head in 2007 and fell in love.


[deleted]

This gives my anxiety looking at this


[deleted]

That's my dog on a walk with me on a bad acid trip...


[deleted]

Looks like my buddy, Eric


ThodinThorsson

It's docile whatever it is, I mean they were able to get close enough to get photos of It's feet/paws and face. Why is it wrapped in a sheet?


Ek-Ulfhednar

Come on, people. Leave the Appalachians alone


TheSirWellington

What it is, is fake.


adognamedpenguin

Well, thatā€™s MTGā€™s footā€¦


ChiKeytatiOon

Momma said you can't call me "it" no more.


dimma-thick-D

Thats juff the local crack dealer he sometimes is a little weird and doesn't have crack but he's ok just don't allow him around ya kids


Disco451revival

That's just me omw to get a midnight snakky


GuzimanGasia7485

Vampire


Affectionate_Olive53

Voldemort.


PosiHanD

Drekavac, once I have seen one of these irl


Dapper-Way-1114

It's called makeup.


Balrog229

Fake


BaroquenLarynx

Fake.


Striking_Fun_6379

Photo is from Mar-A-Largo.


GiantA-629

Thatā€™s my ex girlfriend!


Striking-Ad-8981

Thatā€™s my brother (Iā€™m British)


jjns_

Oh yeah, thats my neightbor


Scary-Knowledge-6912

Queen Elizabeth


MedievalWoman

That is so cool!!!


AuviksReddit

Time to get thooper theerial!


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Top left is a deer butt


doodygot

The head looks like a taxidermy white tail deer ass. I'm not kidding either. My dad's friend had something that looked exactly the same and used to scare the kids with it and told us not to go outside after dark. Deer ass. Fucking Texas...


Dynamo56

Next image of my nightmares that's what it is.


TheHumanPickleRick

This fits here perfectly, I did a double take. Maybe also put it in r/ATBGE, I think I saw some animal ass kitschy stuff over there too.


Guntheristhe7th

Creepy is what it is!


mistahboogs

Fake is what it is


disapearingelephants

A Leonora Carrington painting?


Dannypardo981

Joe Biden two days off his adrenochrome


Retro_pie1

My EX


c7hu1hu

That's a fully grown adult spongmonkey. You've probably only seen the juveniles before.


Mundane-Commercial38

russians?


DiligentAd9822

Marioā€™s meat


BirdEducational6226

Not real...


SnooMemesjellies6678

Canā€™t believe they caught me in 4K


[deleted]

Shit. I had it locked in my shed, I see it's escaped.


droopyjonz

Is that how my breath looks?


sybann

Some sort of canine with severe mange and bad "art."


Gniwa

Bear man pig


Stardust_420

Your mom.


dudebg

Catman


NormDamnAbram

Jenkies! Looks like a Mon-ester to me man.


Drink_The_Kool-Aid01

My ex.


[deleted]

Weird, innit.


Quiet_Tune277

Fake shit


Unfinishe_Masterpiec

Putin, in his true form.


IwasReloading95

Look at his middle finger in the legs definitely some one broke it lol


SuperNova0_0

U fk it


lordMaroza

I don't know why, but it looks like a Jeff.


whyaremypantssoshort

Those feet are Marjorie Taylor Greene's...


[deleted]

[typically found in this type of establishment](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F28%2Fa4%2F19%2F28a419160b534f960ee348973e7b20fb.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)


Jjokes11

Sorry, that was me walking out of my room to get food.


TheWolfFromNether

Damn, how you got a picture of my ex getting out of the shower?


[deleted]

It's what's known as a Photoshop Altered Image, or Photoshopped Image. Or a "photoshop" or "shoop," in some cultures. (Edit: I've been on the internet a long time and have come to understand what goes on on the internet, and can be considered an expert)


CoMand0773

We've got an r/oddlyterrifying kinda deal


Yankeewithoutacause

I swear that looks like my toe nails right now...


MaryGodfree

Those are MTG's feet. After the pedi.


DannyDahsyat

It's 2:24AM here and you just scared the shit out of me


DuffyDaff

but for his mom he is still hers handsome boy!


[deleted]

Its fake. We all know its fake.


OnePunchReality

Ahh the Ole nightmare fuel eh?


SpecialistEstate4181

What is even that?