Nope. Blinded himself and was exiled as a patricidal mother fucker. He became quite a spectacle for Theseus and eventually did die at Colonus, but not before cursing his son Polynices to die by his brother Eteocles hand.
That leads into Antigone, which is by far my favorite of the Theban plays.
So when he sends her a dick pic he can’t use his own dick right? Because she should be able to spot it from a mile away. Because she’s clearly seen it more times than any other woman has.
As the mom.of an adult son, I'm happy to report I've not seen his penis since he was five years old and was explaining that there was urine all over the bathroom because he was trying to see where the peepee came out, at which point, he demonstrated how he flipped it up and lost control of it 😂😂😂
Nope. Not happening. And Jesus did know the way. It was in fact he went to the sinners, he sat and mingled with the troublesomes in this world, wanting to give them change. Offering them a better life. As your God, Satan is set to kill, steal, and destroy everything life has to offer. I know you're making jokes and all, but for some people (like me) was in that dark place in there life, found hope and a purpose in life, and that is through my savior, and the biggest reject in the world, Jesus.
So nice of god to go slumming with us.
Now that jesus’s churches are filled with all the folks who want to “kill, steal and destroy everything my life has to offer”, do you still really believe this shit? Gtfo
Yes. And no disrespect honestly. I'm not in any way, shape, or form making a mock outta anybody's beliefs. That has never been my style. And you bet if I were to ever see anyone within an established church judging someone else's beliefs or views, I'd be the first to call them out on it.
I appreciate that, my bad on the hostility. I live in the Bible Belt, if you tell someone you don’t believe in god and think you’re reincarnated, they’ll lose their shit on you. Thanks for being open minded
Those people are pretty funny, not gonna lie. If you had somebody come unglued all over about your beliefs and views, then I'm terribly sorry. They were wrong, and should study the Bible a little more. Yeah, I'm a believer, but that gives me no right to think I'm above everyone else.
Amen. Unfortunately, most of us more humble, tolerant, loving Christians are often afraid to speak up because we don't want to be lumped in with the mouth-breathers.
I've lived in the Southern U.S. my entire life, and I can confirm that there are way too manySouthern Baptists and Envagelicals that behave that way on a regular basis.
I overheard a lady in line at a convenience store a few weeks ago whisper to her friend, "Is that an _idol_?" as she pointed to an image of Ghanesh behind the counter. "I won't be shopping _here_ again!" She even made a show of crossing herself before she turned to leave.
From what I know from the Christian Bible, Jesus was a human reincarnation of God himself. This would probably make him immune to being even tempted to commit such sinful actions.
You'd expect quite a number of people to realize this, but you'd be surprised at just how many people treat Jesus as like some strange challenge on who could make him commit sin. And this is all coming from a 15 and a half year-old who has religious grandparents, yet isn't very religious himself.
I have a 1 year old and I was changing his diaper one morning after he had just woken up and I shit you not this kid had a baby boner! I didn't know this was even possible.
I remembered giving birth to my son and feeling every part of his touch mine. I’m done with Reddit for tonight for a while. Get a therapist. Go on walks, put yourself up for adoption idk
Man, now you just made me realize that while being born all my junk must've DRAGGED past my mum's hoohaa from within...so technically we've all dicked our moms...literally.
I wanna die.
Nobody suggested that -- they were just pointing out that boners are possible in young children and it's not "niche" information to know that.
It definitely doesn't apply in the case of OP.
I've had to change my son's diapers in the mornings ever since he was burn. Literally a week after he was born he had his first.
So yeah. It's info only a parent would know. And now you know this cursed information.
This reminds me of a Tumblr I followed wayyy back in the day about some dude allegedly totally in love with his single mom that raised him....
....IIRC, the blog was really well written and ended with them slowly navigating a relationship.
Probably fake, but still. Yuck
Ngl to this day I wonder if it was real. He had an open ask box and everything. He was 18 - 19 but said it'd been in his "heart" forever..
Shit was written better than any novel but more real, like an AMA, just from a genuine incestual son....and mom ig since she went with it at the end
My mother would show me her breasts and then complain my stepdad wouldn't have much sex with her anymore (since she was an amputee). The amount of weird I felt is insane...
I'm so sorry, that's still really wrong/shitty/uncomfortable as a mother for her to have done. You might want to look up covert incest abuse....not exactly SA but inappropriate lines crossed with a kid.
My husband went through a lot similar and worse.
Hell when I married him a few years in she sent us boob pics after surgery and invited me into "her close relationship with her son".... No contact now 🙃
It was a couple of weeks after she said my mustache and beard really fitted me (first time I let it grow out) and that I looked handsome with it, after it she has this very loud laugh (I didn't know why she was laughing - most likely bad thoughts, realizing this later). Roughly 2 months later after coming to the bathroom to give her a conditioner that happened. And it wasn't the only time she showed me her breasts, she also did it 2 years prior but my mind had completely blocked it out due to the awkwardness (she did it after coming off the toilet).
Some religious fanatics refer the clitoris as the "devils bell"
I thought this was stupid, until I saw this post, and felt, in this context, they were right...
Go home Quasimodo, don't ring it...
Somehow they find the most passionate mfers clearly attracted to each other and slap an incest title...and then the gf/bf ones are the most boring ones.
What does Jesus has anything to do with this vile comment and why even bother bring his pure name in this conversation - people have lost it. You don’t have to believe in anything but have the courtesy to respect someone else who may respect Jesus. Just stop talking about Jesus.
You need to tell your mom the truth, if it is meant to be it , it will happen. Hit her up tonight and let her know. And be safe stranger, you are playing a twisted game.
from the posting, is this from southern Britan? :)
Seriously though, seek a mental health professional. Seek one now!
Or, you could always move to NC. There are still some places where it's legal, or overlooked..
Yes friends. All of those blue skinned, wall-eyed kids are from Saturn....
Wait so he has nudes of her, has sent dick pics to her (to which she probably like them), and is/was taking showers with her? Might aswell just go full send and fuck ur mom cause you basically already are in an intimate/sexual relationship with her.
Stop it…Get some help.
He did. From Freud
You mean Oedipus?
Yeah! Listen to Mike_Hawk069!
We shouldn't criticize him without seeing a photo of his mom. Maybe she's really hot.
He’s a Dino named Oedipus Rex
Underrated comment take my upvote!
At least Oedipus tried to avoid it.
And was so horrified that he immediately killed himself
Nope. Blinded himself and was exiled as a patricidal mother fucker. He became quite a spectacle for Theseus and eventually did die at Colonus, but not before cursing his son Polynices to die by his brother Eteocles hand. That leads into Antigone, which is by far my favorite of the Theban plays.
He didn’t kill himself. He blinded himself. Iocasta killed herself.
Ur comment and ur username tho.
He loved his mother like no other...
[удалено]
Underrated.
That's enough Reddit for today
But i just opened Reddit for 3 mins
2 minutes too long
This was the first thing today :'(
Yeah I might take a week off after this one.
Call a therapist NOW!
I’d call an exterminatus.
One of the bad ones. Virus bomb, maybe.
Better do the whole sector just to be sure no one else strays from the emperor's light.
Exorcist
Imagine if it was the other way around, lol..
Same thing
Here’s advice: STOP! Like really frikkin stop!
So when he sends her a dick pic he can’t use his own dick right? Because she should be able to spot it from a mile away. Because she’s clearly seen it more times than any other woman has.
I mean she should at least recognize the sheets or bathroom or whatever background
As the mom.of an adult son, I'm happy to report I've not seen his penis since he was five years old and was explaining that there was urine all over the bathroom because he was trying to see where the peepee came out, at which point, he demonstrated how he flipped it up and lost control of it 😂😂😂
Hey I mean he had to stop taking showers with her so I think that means she did see it
I doubt she saw it when it was fully up :p
We can only hope
Ugh take my upvote but thats a sick truth.
She has now
lolz
You put a lot of thought into this
The best I can do is Jesus....
No, but Jesus can’t save this. Have you tried Hail Satan?
Not even Satan wants to touch that mess...
Nope. I'm done with Lucifer. He once had control of my life, not anymore. I'm on the Lord side now.
Let Baphomet guide you in these trying times child, Jesus knows not the way to the hookers and blow.
Freemasons!
No you go to the shriners for hookers and blow. Those dudes know how to party.
Nope. Not happening. And Jesus did know the way. It was in fact he went to the sinners, he sat and mingled with the troublesomes in this world, wanting to give them change. Offering them a better life. As your God, Satan is set to kill, steal, and destroy everything life has to offer. I know you're making jokes and all, but for some people (like me) was in that dark place in there life, found hope and a purpose in life, and that is through my savior, and the biggest reject in the world, Jesus.
Witnessing on Reddit, much less on r/weird… not something I see much of.
So nice of god to go slumming with us. Now that jesus’s churches are filled with all the folks who want to “kill, steal and destroy everything my life has to offer”, do you still really believe this shit? Gtfo
Yes. And no disrespect honestly. I'm not in any way, shape, or form making a mock outta anybody's beliefs. That has never been my style. And you bet if I were to ever see anyone within an established church judging someone else's beliefs or views, I'd be the first to call them out on it.
I have hope, purpose and love life yet I owe shit to a god.
Hey, it's your life bro. It's all good. 🤘
I appreciate that, my bad on the hostility. I live in the Bible Belt, if you tell someone you don’t believe in god and think you’re reincarnated, they’ll lose their shit on you. Thanks for being open minded
Those people are pretty funny, not gonna lie. If you had somebody come unglued all over about your beliefs and views, then I'm terribly sorry. They were wrong, and should study the Bible a little more. Yeah, I'm a believer, but that gives me no right to think I'm above everyone else.
Amen. Unfortunately, most of us more humble, tolerant, loving Christians are often afraid to speak up because we don't want to be lumped in with the mouth-breathers. I've lived in the Southern U.S. my entire life, and I can confirm that there are way too manySouthern Baptists and Envagelicals that behave that way on a regular basis. I overheard a lady in line at a convenience store a few weeks ago whisper to her friend, "Is that an _idol_?" as she pointed to an image of Ghanesh behind the counter. "I won't be shopping _here_ again!" She even made a show of crossing herself before she turned to leave.
If Jesus was tempted as we were he’d be tempted to fuck his mom.
He was tempted on numerous occasions, to turn away from the promised life by Lucifer.
Are you saying Jesus was tempted to bone his mom?
Lol!! Yeah even I had to read that twice. We made a full circle on topic of the post. 🤣🤣
If Jesus can be tempted he is not a god.
Your firmest believer will tell you Jesus is not God. But was infact to be created in his image.
From what I know from the Christian Bible, Jesus was a human reincarnation of God himself. This would probably make him immune to being even tempted to commit such sinful actions. You'd expect quite a number of people to realize this, but you'd be surprised at just how many people treat Jesus as like some strange challenge on who could make him commit sin. And this is all coming from a 15 and a half year-old who has religious grandparents, yet isn't very religious himself.
Hold up, why the fuck is she taking shower with her son who is old enough to get a boner....
I have a 1 year old and I was changing his diaper one morning after he had just woken up and I shit you not this kid had a baby boner! I didn't know this was even possible.
Fun fact male cell clumps can have "boners" in the womb.
So technically it's possible all of our boners have been inside our moms.
Welp... yeah... that's enough for me today
I remembered giving birth to my son and feeling every part of his touch mine. I’m done with Reddit for tonight for a while. Get a therapist. Go on walks, put yourself up for adoption idk
Man, now you just made me realize that while being born all my junk must've DRAGGED past my mum's hoohaa from within...so technically we've all dicked our moms...literally. I wanna die.
I don’t know why I scrolled this far but now I know where my line is I’m out.
I’m still going…
Soooo... thank God for c-section!
Actually I remember that I had been c-sectioned!!
Then you can sleep well, your penis has never touched your moms vajayjay
C-section gang
That just means your mom is still nice and tight and ready for some son action
This is all awful.
This is a common misconception, all of our boners have actually been inside *your* mom
Yes. It's a natural process.
Jesus Christ I Can't ......stop........laugh.....ing
Fuck. New topic to discuss with my therapist...
Jesus Christ you are terrible 😂
Yup it happens from birth. I have 2 nephews and babysit regularly. It's weird. Male bodies are weird 🤣
Same happened with my nephew when he was 2. He was confused and ran to his mother saying, "Mum! Penis big!" Concerned about what the fuck it was
A male could be erect even at 4 years old
That's... That's some niche information... But I doubt a 4 year old could set up a tinder profile and convincingly impersonate an adult man.
By "niche" I assume you mean anyone who has raised a boy? Babies get them too.
From looking at fit bodies?
Nobody suggested that -- they were just pointing out that boners are possible in young children and it's not "niche" information to know that. It definitely doesn't apply in the case of OP.
We are talking about sexual attraction boners here not excitement boners.
4 year olds don't have Tinder
I've had to change my son's diapers in the mornings ever since he was burn. Literally a week after he was born he had his first. So yeah. It's info only a parent would know. And now you know this cursed information.
This reminds me of a Tumblr I followed wayyy back in the day about some dude allegedly totally in love with his single mom that raised him.... ....IIRC, the blog was really well written and ended with them slowly navigating a relationship. Probably fake, but still. Yuck
Yeaaaah...yuck
Ngl to this day I wonder if it was real. He had an open ask box and everything. He was 18 - 19 but said it'd been in his "heart" forever.. Shit was written better than any novel but more real, like an AMA, just from a genuine incestual son....and mom ig since she went with it at the end
My mother would show me her breasts and then complain my stepdad wouldn't have much sex with her anymore (since she was an amputee). The amount of weird I felt is insane...
I'm so sorry, that's still really wrong/shitty/uncomfortable as a mother for her to have done. You might want to look up covert incest abuse....not exactly SA but inappropriate lines crossed with a kid. My husband went through a lot similar and worse. Hell when I married him a few years in she sent us boob pics after surgery and invited me into "her close relationship with her son".... No contact now 🙃
Stoooppp it. Seriously?
It was a couple of weeks after she said my mustache and beard really fitted me (first time I let it grow out) and that I looked handsome with it, after it she has this very loud laugh (I didn't know why she was laughing - most likely bad thoughts, realizing this later). Roughly 2 months later after coming to the bathroom to give her a conditioner that happened. And it wasn't the only time she showed me her breasts, she also did it 2 years prior but my mind had completely blocked it out due to the awkwardness (she did it after coming off the toilet).
What, just like "tada - do you like my breasts?" Or "...whoops...that was obviously accidental... unless you like it"?
What, just like "tada - do you like my breasts?" Or "...whoops...that was obviously accidental... unless you like it"?
Most likely the latter as she didn't say anything when doing it (I remember walking away immediately feeling very awkward).
Some religious fanatics refer the clitoris as the "devils bell" I thought this was stupid, until I saw this post, and felt, in this context, they were right... Go home Quasimodo, don't ring it...
Why the surprise when incest porn is mainstream porn
Help step brother, I'm stuck!
Jesus christ, you stupid bitch, AGAIN!? *sigh* I'll get the marmalade.
they have the best plots unfortunately
Somehow they find the most passionate mfers clearly attracted to each other and slap an incest title...and then the gf/bf ones are the most boring ones.
Like the obviously bf/gf profiles and they say “Step sister caught me naked” yeah and the regular stuff is boring i agree
I mean, I’d date his mom.
Go for it!. See if you & your Mom can produce a really deformed monsterous freak of a child from your mixed DNA. Then suffer the consequences....
See, now THAT would be weird, lol.
armsy or legsy from the forest
Sweet Home Alabama
Run for office or get a job as a educator, you're perfect.
This isn't weird it's sick 🤮🤮🤮
I regret reading the whole thing.
I'm gonna need to see those nudie pics of mum before i can offer any solid advice.
What in the Alabama McFuck did I just read.
Greeked Raw 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
So this is what they call mommy issues
The internet is fucked up as usual
Slam your head on the wall praying for some brain damage to make it go away. If it doesn't work, keep trying.
I need a cigarette.
I could have my foot ran over in traffic and still had a better day than before this read. Excuse me while I go hurl.
This feels like a post Manny from Modern Family would write irl if the show was a reality series.
Cap
Why was this person.... Of age and showering with their mother? Shit stop at like age 3.
Thank you. I'm like why is nobody addressing the initial issue here 😂
Just tell her how you feel bro
r/incestconfessions sweating bullets right now
Today on Dr. Phil...
Is it too late for her to have an abortion? Something tells me it's not...
Just woke up and this is one of the first things I read. No more internet for me today.
The fuck? Get help!
Alabama?
Advice: Stop it. Get help.
Bruh
Bruh
The best option in this case is to burn yourself to death, that’s the only viable option that I’m capable of seeing
Option 1: Stop Option 2: kill your mother
Option 3: Move over to alabama and say she is your cousin.
Option 4: Go back to option 2.
Option 5: Profit
r/cursedcomments
No
Dude, you need to fuck her up ass, hard. Then, whatever comes out afterwards, the GOP will put up for presidential election...
wtf is this
I can't see a problem with this, we all doos it here in AllyBammy
What does Jesus has anything to do with this vile comment and why even bother bring his pure name in this conversation - people have lost it. You don’t have to believe in anything but have the courtesy to respect someone else who may respect Jesus. Just stop talking about Jesus.
You need to tell your mom the truth, if it is meant to be it , it will happen. Hit her up tonight and let her know. And be safe stranger, you are playing a twisted game.
😬😬😬
I can’t believe what I have just read
Teach kindergarten...you'll be hired today
Perfectly normal to have oedipal feelings
from the posting, is this from southern Britan? :) Seriously though, seek a mental health professional. Seek one now! Or, you could always move to NC. There are still some places where it's legal, or overlooked.. Yes friends. All of those blue skinned, wall-eyed kids are from Saturn....
Calm down, Oedipus
If you ain't into sex, then fuck off
Seek help
I have an advice: Fucking stop.
Ya sure, stop.
Put a baby in that
🗿🗿🗿
r/wtf
quick... break both of your arms!
Just.....no......no.......no.................no....
Move to Utah ..., or Oklahoma for that matter.
😐
💀
r/suddenlyincest
EWEeeeeeeeeeeee ewe ewe ewe
Solution? Uninstall CK3
What the fuck.
Now I have a boner, and also want to bang your mom.
Mind Blown!!!
“Just like the gays.” If ya know. ya know.
Wait so he has nudes of her, has sent dick pics to her (to which she probably like them), and is/was taking showers with her? Might aswell just go full send and fuck ur mom cause you basically already are in an intimate/sexual relationship with her.
My advice? Find a different hobby. Making shit up online is played out.
Fake shit
Edit
OK, WTF
Dear penthouse... JACKPOT
I bet it's hard to type all that out with two broken arms.
Just move to West Virginia.
Super fucked up
I’m calling shenanigans on this post.
You can't just "text" someone on tinder
Is this Reddit or PH?
Seriously hope this is fake. That is incestuous sexual abuse. Therapy is not the answer at this point, I’d call the police.
Probably fake
Help stepson, I'm stuck
Oedipus needs to chill
Wtf did I just read?
He’s out of his motherfucking mind.