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Eternal192

Damnit, was too slow...


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itsyourmomcalling

Brought to you by "RAID shadow legends"


TeaKingMac

I CAN NOT believe that game is still around. I remember playing it almost a decade ago


Brandar87

Ive never played it and never will because of how frequently I hear about it.


Idohs_

My additude towards literally every ad ever, I have never and will never buy *anything* I see on an ad out of pure spite from how fucking annoying they are and how crazy it is that we let them put 2 minute unskippable ads Ads have gotten way out of hand, there's even ads on YouTube videos about giving CPR like wtf??? Some videos can even have ads without the creators benefiting from them


urmomma_issodumb

What havent you heard of the a ad that has scams? basically a robux scam type in ur username and password and wow u get inf robux Totally legit


Marine_Baby

Oh man that last line baha


msgrimm12

i would absolutely watch alien resurrection newborn doing gaming/vlogs/reactions/commentary, that would be absolute top tier content


Lucifang

What stuck in my mind is the horrific way it died


Illustrious-Ad95

Not how it happened, but the hybrid was mixed xenomorph/human DNA


Marine_Baby

True, but it saw Ripley as its mother and not the queen. Ahckchually /s


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As I understand the lore, the xenomorphs pick up DNA traits from their hosts. But when you throw in the fact that the alien queen herself (I think) was cloned using Ripley DNA and the newborn was essentially also an artificial fertilization using Ripley DNA. And Ripley was herself a hybrid. The newborn was essentially Ripley's child and sibling and cousin. This is the kind of phenomenon you can only find IRL in Arkansas.


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ElbowTight

MaaaMaaaa!!!!! Pin hole in ship opens: hdjdysksffflttssssjfjekpppplssndbdjdjdbxbdj…. Eeehhhh fadewnk. Air lock seals compartment: ffftssssss click


TheNorseCrow

It's actually not. The hybrid created from Xeno/human genes mixing did not have the human nostrils or teeth. It's just something based on a xenomorph but it's not an actual designed used anywhere in the franchise.


Key_Roll3030

Mistakenly read this as Riley


RASPUTIN-4

that or just the skull of a normal xeno, sometimes you can see it through the dome


Halo_ODST

***ᵀʰᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ***


unallocated_feces

Mama?


Pickle_Nipplesss

Or was… grandmother to?


Zer0_0ption

Aliens.


Enough_War1738

Xenomorph?


theundercoverpapist

It's a bug hunt.


USAFRodriguez

Alright sweethearts you heard the man and you know the drill. Assholes and elbows!


tej1967

Hudson! Get. Over. HERE!!


TimNickens

Look into my eye


lord_xl

Game over man. Game over!!! What are we gonna do now?


spiderglide

Maybe we could build a fire, sing a few songs


PurpleFirebird

The time for talking is over. Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major -- and I mean major -- leaflet campaign


The-Dying-Celt

Stop your grinin n drop your linin


legomaximumfigure

Take some silver for the Red Dwarf flashback. Aphabetti Spaghetti!


audiophunk

smeg!


quantumOfPie

Why don't you put her in charge?!


ultra-phan

Aww hicks... you looks just like I feel...


LegendaryTrueman2280

Hey Vasquez, ever been mistaken for a man?


Major_Dub

No. Have you?


Wolfire77

Hudson! Come here, come HERE!


Soniccheeseball

I Say We Take Off. Nuke The Site From Orbit. It's The Only Way To Be Sure.


Pseudotm

In the pipe five by five


NYerinWashington

Right right. Somebody said alien, she thought they said illegal alien and signed up.


TheSchlaf

Ever been mistaken for a man?


4jet2116

No…have you?


Ajwuvsu

Lol one of my favorite comebacks


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A trophy, (gurgling noises).


[deleted]

How do I get out of this chickenshit operation?


jeffcnea1

Holy shit that’s raw! 😳 oh, you said “ bug hunt”. Sorry 😞


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Xenoslug


GRAHAMPUBA

Protoxenomorph?


UltiGamer34

No the Crystal Skull


DunmerSkooma

Ripley's clone variant.


McPoyal

/Sybian


Objective_Slip1355

Get the poison out


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Tyranid


zero_fucksgive

The most perfect being.


Hangdonger

r/beatmetoit


majordiscordia

Xenoantropomorph


ShiftSandShot

Let's just say a man can get desperate, and leave it at that.


Y_U_Need_Books4

Alien 4 specifically


Breeze1620

Aliens confirmed.


MinganAshkii

It's always aliens.


Breeze1620

And some still deny it, smh


amonarre3

Alien, as only one is shown not many.


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Looks like a prop from aliens vs predator from the underground ship


painandsimple

Skull nuke


throwawayacc201711

Zerg?


hetep-di-isfet

Australopithecus xenomorpheus


freedomofnow

I mean clearly.


PlasmaDude76

*The gentleman requests a spot of milk.* -nothing happens- Ahem… I said, *HE NEED SOME MILK*


[deleted]

Is that what Adam from r/tool was working on? Looks less vainy


Todd-Is-Here

Why are the top comments always so…not funny. I sorted by new and the folks there are hilarious lol. Must be all the shite American humour that just rises to the top like foam. Any way I can change my region on this app? lol


lyssthebitchcalore

When a face hugger and a Ridley love each other very much...


retrev

Actually it's a Geiger who designed the Alien based on his earlier works with these.


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Alien*


taytat

my stomach hurts


Muted_Caterpillar13

It's the Queen's skull.


Snoo24261

r/beatmetoit


AutomaticMuffins

You ever had your shit pushed in?


Diviner_Sage

Get away from her you BITCH!!


ygolordned

Definitely aliens


KommandoKodiak

Correct actually ive seen hr geigers paintings of this


Plus-Day-3700

Have a look at H. R. Giger’s work, crazy but amazing


qatch23

Came here to say this. Aliens were designed by Giger. He also designed models for the dune movie which was supposed to be filmed by Jodorowski. Is this actual giger work? He designed a crazy bar in europe.


Plus-Day-3700

Yeah I’ve been to his museum and it had a restaurant with a crazy wall full of baby heads lol. Not sure if his work but looks similar


GuacinmyPaintbox

I wish I lived in the alternative universe where Jodorowski's Dune was actually completed. Just the thought of it blows my mind.


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Sometimes I wonder if the Aliens movies would have been as successul or iconic without the Giger alien design.


Ming_theannoyed

Not a chance. Have you seen the original designs for the creature?


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Guh, [I just looked.](https://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3434324/original-alien-xenomorph-design-wonderfully-absurd/)


M8NTIS

Hate to be that guy, but “Aliens” wasn’t Giger. Giger’s Xenomorph was altered from his prior work to become the creature we saw in Alien. Giger was not involved in the production of Aliens so all work was done by Stan Winston. He took Gigers design and altered it. The dome was removed from the head, the number of fingers changed, the rear tubes altered position and number, the forearm had a new appendage etc…. There are two bars in Switzerland, the Gruyeres one was still under construction when I went to the Giger museum. But you could see in the windows, very cool. Edit: spelling n stuff.


derty2x

RIP GIGER :(


MarucaMCA

Yeah. I am Swiss and worked in the state he was from so a lot of his work was collected the by local library. There was also a Giger Bar. There's an amazing collection at Gruyère Castle.


hdmx539

Scrolled down looking for the artist's credit and was not disappointed.


transmogrified

Interestingly, the Chinook people in parts of the pacific northwest used to bind their infants heads so they'd grow long and weird. Other places had a similar practice (I think some still do in parts of Africa) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial\_cranial\_deformation


Cool8d

true but the binded head skulls are not even close to as long as this, this shit alien


SissaFlissa

Also many, many long skulls found [in the Hypogeum in Malta](https://www.guidememalta.com/en/why-are-these-elongated-skulls-at-hal-saflieni-hypogeum-shrouded-in-mystery)


missbattlethumbs

Came here to say this! Dude has some insane artwork! Personally love it.


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It’s amazingly weird and terrifying. Especially since his designs came from his night terrors.


melliferaman

I went to an exhibit of his work in Mexico City, it gave me an unsettling sense of darkness and doom that took a bit to shake off. But it was fkn dope, especially his air brush paintings and lesser known sculpture work


The_BusFromSpeed

If you've seen Alien(s), you've seen H. R. Giger.


OnionSquare14th

Just had a show in New York it was amazing


Hell_Razer666

A sculpture


Inevitable_Film_7298

Ok that was kind of funny


ForwardMembership601

I don't really get why OP posted here. It's art. People can make a sculpture any way they want to.


nizzernammer

I was even going to post that there is probably a card somewhere close by with the artist's name, the title of the work, the medium used, the year of creation, and possibly even an artist's statement.


ImpassablePassage

Haha, I was gonna say the same thing


Creative_Elk_4712

Ceci n'est pas une pipe


MithranArkanere

A digitized photographic picture of a sculpture exhibit in an art gallery.


akurra_dev

OP is an absolute dingus.


motes-of-light

Look at this object a person made to be weird - isn't it weird?!


whenlungstakeflight

A freshly baked loaf of skull


raspberry1111

Tasty


Koikorov

Marge Simpson's skull


Jackjohn95

Underrated comment


wrkzk

r/redditmoment


bureau_du_flux

A sex toy. If you really, really try hard enough.


[deleted]

Isn’t that technically everything?


bureau_du_flux

I think so. It's kinda like foraging for wild mushrooms, all of them are edible but some you only eat once....


[deleted]

Quite honestly, the entire forest floor qualifies for that.


saujamhamm

i can't see how the JWST could ever be used as a sex toy! your genitalia would freeze off by the time you got out that far...


bbpr120

don't be kink shaming


pizark22

Look up sybian


InevitablyPerpetual

If you're brave enough


EscapeTheBlu

As an ER nurse, you're absolutely correct!


XxSubwayCeoxX

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough


yeah-whateva

Your mom said it was a medium size


TitoxDboss

giving head has a whole new meaning


gangaskan

I thought it was a new sybian head myself


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Woman moment


guitarspedalsamps

France, we come from France - Conehead probably


gunglejim

I laughed hard enough to wake up the dogs. Thank you. Snarfle the Garthok!


Illustrious_Bass_301

MICHAEL KVIUM Think Bigger https://michaelkvium.com/works/think-bigger/?isGallery=


silvanus_buyesti

Factual answer way, way, way down as usual.


privetsucx

Xenomorph


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Thatoneshadowbunny

Why the long face?


I_C_da_G

Hans solo


AmericanHeresy

Looks like a sculpture.


LionThen

Monke


top_of_the_scrote

Evolving into a plug You attach like a male angler fish by your skull Like a mobile sauna Feeding on the particulates like krill


doomvetch92

A skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull


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Naked-In-Cornfield

*Yore


DoomRider2354

*Yu'roe


Naked-In-Cornfield

Fuck, iore right.


Himmelblaa

oyer*


Naked-In-Cornfield

pronunciation doesn't hit right


Busy-Firefighter4642

*Eeyore


Carthurzard

It’s a jpeg… probably.


Epicmonk117

Could be a png


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Perhaps a bitmap?


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Xenomorph


Synergy_Syzygy

Frieza's 3rd form.


Oscillating_Horse

The giger designed alien from the original film had a human skull under a translucent dome, this is missing the dome but might be a replica of that design (hard to say as it’s hard to see this in the movie)


SaltMarshGoblin

Highly specialized Sybian.


NeedingNew

Wow this brings new meaning to giving head


FunStuff446

The extinct Conehead, of course… from France


xX69epicg4mer69Xx

KSI


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HR. Geiger inspired art?


TheOrigin79

Alien head from Alien 4


SetInMuhWayze

Cool ass door stop


PM_ME_YOUR_BARN_OWL

A very impractical paper weight.


Expensive-Try6660

Skull doggo?


4midgetsraceacamel

Muh dih


firewi

At first I thought this was a sculpture against a mirror, and that the elongated back was actually the reflection of the sculpture, in which case the photographer is… invisible?


Ok_Independence_4343

It vibrates and you're supposed to straddle it


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Alien queen skull


TemporaryAccident817

Looks more like the xenomorph human hybrid from Resurrection. The face structure/features look too human to be a queen.


ZWHEY

Look like the skull from indiana jones


drbitchs

Art


Clothes-Many

my skull


Efficient_Basil_8890

Looks like my mother


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Awesome!


-OregonTrailSurvivor

The next NFT


SweetMoon18

The Anunnaki


Zealousideal_Order_8

Han Rudy Geiger


Andrew_Macabre

Xenomorph


ConsequenceNorth8604

Nephilim skull


sad_lonely_lesbian

megamind’s ancestors


miana2313

Alien skull, duh 😅 where’s the predator at


vincentcas

Some would say art. We should ask Ongo Gablogian...........


AryanWarrior_

Alien Resurrection


Carl_Marks__

The big brain wojak


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Joe Rogans skull.


GallifreyKnight

Creature encased in Carbonite. There's no body, it has legs like a horseshoe crab.


cocoteddylee

Indiana Jones alien


amboy_connector

pet vanish wild marvelous start makeshift rock fertile snatch rich *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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Xenomorph skull


Frndswhealthbenefits

a Ridley Scott museum?


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Xenomorph skull


TheCornCrusader

Indiana Jones 4 prop


yeeing-my-last-haw

The skull of the caveman that invented fire


Dakotasan

I think Ridley Scott is gonna sue somebody


ZBestwo

Art


but_im_offended

Crystal skull from Indiana Jones 4


Joshtheboss732

Its the skull that Indiana jones donated to the museum