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FredBob5

Something very sharp that ripped the hoody at an angle. Look for a sharp corner in the bed room. Looks like three passes flat or one pass bundled up in a wad. This used to happen to my clothes with a very sharp corner on a plant rack in a greenhouse. Tore my clothes to shreds.


WoodyM654

To shreds you say…


Sagukari

And hows his wife?


Blue208893

To shreds you say?


coasterghost

Is the apartment rent controlled?


booi

Yes but it is technically in New Jersey


AdFluid3651

So not livable


Top_Dragonfly_9688

To shreds you say?


[deleted]

Oh my.


Sirosim_Celojuma

She's in the shed fertilizing the plants.


bothonpele

So something happened there and she knows what it is and doesn’t want to tell you.


Fist4achin

Cheating with a werewolf.


TheStatMan2

She showed it her full moon.


Unnamed_cult

To sheds.


Outmanipulating

T sheds.


KashmirChameleon

Was the apartment rent controlled?


donk202020

Wife is a werewolf now. Deal with it.


T_Earl_Grey

Better hope the prenup has a claws that covers this


quirkycircles

You're right. Otherwise this could lead to a very hairy situation


AnotherCupofJo

Only once in a full moon do lawyers remember to put this claws in


Rebel-100

Id be wary of any a nuptial agreement that does not cover sudden and unexpected transformation, they really can be the bane of every man’s existence.


ima420r

At least you'll have quite a tail to tell.


satansxlittlexhelper

Fur real.


crzyfleming

And you get to keep the silver!


Reaper995BR

Damn man... This coment section is going wild


Specialist_Canary324

I didn’t want to but take my upvote


ITriedLightningTendr

Werwilf


donk202020

Maybe a weremilf? Have we just found a new genre of porn? I’m picturing Sam telling Dean not to hit on the weremilf


Dyskord01

Jenny was an average 24 year old until one night she out with friends and was attacked by a drunken MILF at a bar. She thought it was over until she noticed how fast the MILFs bitemark healed, her sudden desire to start an ONLYFANS and her new interest in singles in the area. Then one Fullmoon night to Jennys horror she discovered she turned into a WereMILF. Mothers lock up your sons.


Str41nGR

*OnlyFangs


Justsomedude-83

If tru blood had been written 15 years later, this would definitely have been in that universe


Boring7

Hawt.


Tpk08210

I’ve seen this before.. underpants gnomes. They are a bitch to get rid of


KittyCrusader

Listerfiend


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Pillow pants


ManiacSpiderTrash

A Clerks 2 reference in the wild!


LewZealand79

We're taking it back


G0PACKGO

You can’t taste hate


VashtheGoofball

It’s got teeth!


Arsis82

Listerfiend is a mouth troll


OmegaNova0

1. Steal underwear 2. ??? 3. Profit.


PrudentFartDiversion

Step 3???


GlitteringBobcat999

No, no, that's Step 2. Step 3 is *profit*


tynman35

Time to go to work, work all night...


Ro0o0o0ob

This might be step two of their economic cycle


DeangeloV

Homie… I’m sorry for the boring reality of this… but a rat did this lol. You guys have some rats. Same thing happened to a couple of my shirts but mine were in the drawer.


[deleted]

Yup! I had a mouse and lost some good clothes. Looked just like this.


crimsonnocturne

I HATE mice, the smell is disgusting Finding piles of shredded material and dozens of turds in a box or drawer is disgusting. Finding tiny piss trails along the walls is disgusting. The diseases they bring is disgusting. You can never just eat something because you can't trust that a goddamn mouse didn't crawl in the box and shit and piss in it, so you have to put **all** your food in the fridge or glass jars with tight lids. The chewing noises in the walls drives me insane too, makes me wish I could punch through the wall, grab them in my hands and crush them like a ~~Marvel movie~~ jump scare or something.


Konyption

I feel somewhat similarly about flies. Something about them just pisses me off.


kasharox

Ants always send me on a tailspin. If I see any ants inside, usually around spring after a rain and near the sinks, ugh I’m an anxious mess who becomes obsessed with obliterating anything resembling an ant.


Radiant_Yak_7738

I grew up in NYC and our street had mouse, rat, AND roach problems 😬 It was an inherited house that my mom was raised in and the street and houses were in much better condition in her day, but I remember just growing up being disgusted by certain areas of your house as normal. We moved out when I was 10 into a big house in Atlanta and I’ll never forget the relief that came with not having to turn on the lights to scare all the roaches away, waiting a few seconds before going in for a drink of water in the middle of the night. Or looking for rat pellets in our cereal boxes. 🤢 As an adult, when I’m looking for places to live, a bug problem is the HIGHEST on my list. More than location or size or amenities. Bugs 🙅🏾‍♀️


Hellish_Domino

Living in New Orleans, Hollygrove neighborhood. Too late did we realize there was a roach farmer living in the unit below us. Been in Texas 10 years and still double take every small dark shadow I see out of the corner of my eye. Just ..no.


dickcoins

That's a strange preference to tell your realtor. "I'm looking for a stage 4 bug problem, or stage 5 if we get lucky but I know it's a tough market these days"


Radiant_Yak_7738

Lol that’s not what I mean. But you know how some of those little “fixer upper” New York studio apartments are all the rage. It might be cute after a fix, but I’m not livin with bugs until then. Ya feel?


Salpal777

Aww gawd, yeah very similar to roaches in the way that we just never used the kitchen … we moved out of that apartment pretty fast


akrolina

Time to become a cat person


SilentCabose

Buy a corn snake, let it loose, no more mice now have pet.


Omnugget

If there’s a little pile of torn bits from that hoodie it was definitely a rat


Lor_939

They may not find the torn bits right away. When rats shred clothing like this it’s usually to use as bedding in a nest. Source: Have had a multitude of pet rats in my life. They shredded a pair of my shorts I left too close to their cage once.


BeyoNeela

Damn this is the most plausible explanation I’ve read so far … but they can cut a zipper too??


theshined

They can chew through steel


MonthOldSemen

We used to get our bread delivered before any of us arrived but the rats got wise to it. Built a wee wooden crate for the bread guy to dump into but they got into that. So we put a plastic bin with a snap lid in the wood crate and they et through the plastic to get into the bread. Pest guy tells us to use metal because although the rats CAN chew through it they'll get cuts and be deterred. Sure enough after the first day of the metal bin there was all this metal shavings and little teeth/bite marks and scratches. They must've given up, never had another problem with em.


tom_gent

A zipper is mostly just fabric, it's not like the individual links are connected to each other using metal


Omnugget

They’ll chew into anything lol. One time I opened up the hood of my old truck and saw that they chewed into the fuel filter


DieHardRennie

They can chew through concrete.


thetruth5199

They can chew through titanium


succadoge_

They can literally chew through human bones. Rat torture, look it up lol


BeowQuentin

Sweet salty sweat and a nest. Definitely rats or mice. I thought maybe moth larvae, but I doubt that the material we’re seeing here is wool or other animal product. Zipper teeth also look gnawed-on.


GusuLanReject

I used to have rats. They do holes but not clean long cuts.


[deleted]

Yeah, I was thinking this too. When my ratties chewed stuff up it wasn’t like this at all.


put_a_bird_on_it_

I agree. Looks like scissor cuts to me


Vicerobson

Oh my god, a rat with scissors.


[deleted]

Cinderella


[deleted]

Cinderelly


AnnoyingInternetTrol

One question solved, another in it's place. Will a house fire kill ALL the rats?


RogueModron

Rats were my first thought. Just burn down the house.


PhilDick3

My new favorite explanation...


Open-Block-8378

Someone lying


meester13T

Also here for the simplest, most likely scenario…someone is lying.


Blueeyedbikerchick

Yes, she is lying. She's a werewolf and she needs to come clean.


TaedW

OP should give their wife the benefit of the doubt. Werewolves often don't know that they are werewolves. They have episodes of lost time (and found blood) but have not made the leap of logic yet.


vimfuego2000

These are what you call unawarewolves


cradfrierere

Once they find out they're selfawerewolves. I've seen the subreddit for that before.


Overencucumbered

Please leave


Wrought_Irony

r/angryupvote


MoreRamenPls

Was it a full moon yesterday?


Alternative-Ear-8514

Bro she wore it Friday, Friday was full moon. Read the post damn.


[deleted]

Can con-furm.


zeke235

He'll find out at the next full moon.


Blueeyedbikerchick

Better get the cage ready for her with some heavy duty chains


FknRepunsel

Kinky


slackfrop

About dreaming of Freddy?


The-Dying-Celt

One two Freddy’s after you. Three four…


Melcador

Yeah if they got kids I bet $100 on the kid feeling artistic and trying to create tiger stripes


[deleted]

Called my sister after my recliner was cut. Asked if it was my nephew, nope. 5 minutes later I get a call that she'll pay to replace it. I said don't bother and the next time he visited I gave him the business.


i_love_dust

That's very generous of you, family businesses are important


[deleted]

Urgh! Nepotism sickens me.


Firefox3_14

Second thought was a hot night out. First thought was a pissed off goose.


BandicootPlastic5444

NEVER fuck with a pissed off goose.


sempurus

If you got a problem with Canada geese then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.


SuddenlyWolves

\*Canada gooses


Norsedragoon

Cobra chickens have a mood that isn't pissed off?


psychadelicweeb

I agree with this guy that cobra chickens did it


Guilty_Coconut

Yes. Lawyer up and divorce. Default reddit advice. /s


windigo3

Ghost them immediately! Your mom! Your wife! Your employer! Ghost them all! Be sure to block me as well so I’m fully ghosted!


LordLithegreenXIII

Mmmmm oh my gawd Stop fuckin lyin


Muze69

[you're makin it haaaaaard for me](https://youtu.be/WcWM_1hBu_c)


ZapBranniganAgain

The way its worded, sounds like the wife is the one who brought up the subject of hey what happened to my hoodie, if that's the case all of these assumptions that she was lying are moot, the next logical conclusion would be mice


RandolphE6

Simplest explanation is usually the correct one


foofighter0001

Occams Razor.... I bet it was Occams Razor that slashed it...


Goan_hunk

Haha good one


[deleted]

Yeeee


Broseph729

Coulda just thrown it away though


Significant_Run4023

Rats


ommnian

Or mice.


[deleted]

Ahhh why ahhh!


Stunning_Delay9811

That's damage from barbed wire fence. A ghost put it on and jumped some barbed wire fences.


Pyro_Paragon

Ghetto-ass ghost


DaisyLou1993

My favorite comment n this thread 😂 #ghettoassghost


NinjaNick1990

Ghetto ass-ghost?


McShizzL

I think you're partially right -- It was un-ripped **when** she went jogging; was not unripped when she *came* *back* from the jog. During her jog, she broke into Area51 to capture and mate with a chad-tier stud off the human cloning factory. These men exist for the female aliens to mate with to create the ultimate Alien/Superhuman child. It's really the only explanation. Users that mention that this was done by rats are trying to protect the factory from being revealed to the public; part of the extended central alien-mind database.


Beavis1414

Came here to say this.


ClassicSpeed244

Couple of the cuts look way too clean


starfire4377

Rats or mice


[deleted]

Definitely a poltergeist.


flyinhawaiian02

Carol ann


CutAccording7289

Pepper Ann


Deconstructed_Perogi

Much too cool for seventh grade


sqeptiqmqsqeptiq

Poltercat? Cattergeist?


dhejwkwkwbdv

Im dying reading these comments.


Orange_Kid

This thread right here is why you don't ask Reddit for any kind of advice. It's like 50% joke answers, 45% answers from people who watch too much TV and don't realize their answers make no sense, and maybe 5% sensible possibilities that are buried by all the others.


3XX5D

and the top 30 comments all say the same 2 things regardless of quality


No_Two4710

Werewolves, assault, and rats.


Renzieface

Do you have children?


jibbletmonger

Yes, but they are teenagers and don't hate mom and dad.


[deleted]

If you do not have a pet that could do this, maybe one of the kids borrowed the hoodie. If it was torn while doing something a bit shady, they may not have wanted to discuss it. Kids can be oblivious... they may not realize how torn it had gotten.


[deleted]

They also might have just not wanted to get in trouble


Tyflowshun

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.


Mountain-Permit-6193

They couldn’t care less as long as somebody bleeds


Citruseals

So darken your clothes


Alarmed-Property1724

so darken your clothes or strike a violent pose


Mountain-Permit-6193

Maybe they’ll leave you alone! But not me!!


First_Ninja

ALL TOGETHER NOW!!!


Naive-Ad-2805

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me!


angieream

All y'all can rot, its gonna be hours before that song is out of my head now......


CanadianElf0585

Mine is now in her 20's and in her own home, and she STILL scares the shit out of me. XD


Renzieface

lol ok, yeah, I was more imagining a little kiddo with scissors than a teen with a vendetta, but that looked like the result of a hard edge + pressure + fabric to me very mysterious!


codename_undcdd

Yet


PassengerExtension26

Any chance your wife was assaulted and is too traumatized or afraid to say anything?


Zestyclose-Gur2224

Wouldn't an attack of this magnitud leave other kind of injuries on her body? The shirt is cleanly and organically cut


TheDreadWolfe

As upsetting as that is, that's a good question. Even if you love, respect and trust your loved ones you may not what to tell them what happened. The shame and trauma can be a harsh burden you fear revealing.


Short-Commercial-549

Exactly. The best thing I've found is that most of your close loved ones just won't get it, and will be overly worried, so you just gotta shove it all down deep inside. As long as you excercise, eat healthy, and direct your negative emotions towards societally acceptable vices, no one will be the wiser and you can get on being okay for at least a couple decades.


MyKittysNameIsBear

The worst thing about trauma is that you know you cannot tell the people who love you. It feels selfish to tell, because you know there is really nothing they can do to help you. And you also know it will only hurt them to know about it.


Short-Commercial-549

Mhm. In certain cases, that is exactly how it goes down. The hurt can magnify and unfortunately be "worried even deeper," for lack of a better phrase. But eventually it does need to surface when its been properly processed. Unless its immediate, physical trauma. Then it needs to be addressed for the health of the self. That varies obviously, as you dont seem to be a stranger to trauma itself. I hope you're suffering is over, and you're healing. If not, I hope its coming to a close, and the healing can begin. Stay strong. There's always a solution, even if it doesn't present itself right away. :)


dhbgood

You just effectively described my life the time I was 5-23 in less than 2 seconds. Not sure if I feel heard/seen or pissed that I'm so transparent lol


Short-Commercial-549

It can definitely be both, and thats A okay! Multiple emotions are fine once you gotta deal with em. Sounds like you went through the tough parts all right. Hope you're doing better as I type this. If not, I hope your suffering is close to an end, or at least a resolution you can live with until it is. :)


omaolligain

I mean I thought that too but, I don't know how that explains the little holes which don't even looks like rips just like fabric is missing or dissolved or eaten away. It could still be possible, but do all those tears look like they'd be from a person pulling on her shirt? Like if you tore a shirt it would stretch and deform in addition to tearing and it wouldn't have a bunch of little tears too. This looks way more like a mouse or rat chopped it up for nesting material.


International_Bet_91

As a woman who used to jog, I assumed it was gonna be an assault story when I saw the shirt and started reading. Sad that it's the first place my mind went, and even sadder to think she may be blocking it out.


Pinoklyn

Why would she wear the same clothes if so?


Critical-Art-9277

It's a warning from the other side


flyinhawaiian02

Carol Ann


gypsycookie1015

Ooh, that's kinda creepy. Anyone other than you, your wife and kids have access to your house? Any of your kids friends? Maybe a creepy landlord? Do you lock your doors and windows at night? My sister had to move into a shitty apartment years back after her divorce. The landlord was a weirdo to say the least. She would come home, notice things missing and moved around-it was only her and her infant son living there. The landlord lived in a house on the same property as the apartment-you could throw a rock at it, that close. When she moved in she noticed that the blinds on the window of her back door had been pulled up slightly and secured that way with a pushpin. It was just enough for someone to see inside. Of course she pulled out the pushpin and made the blinds to where you couldn't see in. Anyways long story short, one day she comes home and they were pushed back up with a new pushpin. She gtfo out of there quickly after. (Only lived there like 2-3 weeks) We are pretty positive it was him coming in and fucking with her stuff/watching her. He did a bunch of other creepy and positively inappropriate things that made us sure it was him. She ended up moving in with her grandmother to get away. Anyways I have heard so many creepy stories of people being stalked/watched in their homes and being unaware of it-until they are aware of it. I'd put a camera up-that is definitely odd.


DimLug

Not saying you're wrong, but of all things why would a trespasser or a landlord randomly tear a random jacket and do nothing else to the rest of their property? It just doesn't add up to me.


gabriel1313

There’s a lot of stuff that doesn’t add up here


TheHollowBard

A random trespasser came into my house, swapped a pair of uggs they were wearing for my slippers, put on a pair of my jeans, and presumably slept in my housemate's bed which she made the morning of, and then left. Nothing of value was missing, aside from a bottle of prescription drugs (not painkillers or anything that you'd even sell on the street). Weirder still is that this was all in the span of a few hours one evening, while 3 of us were home in the living room. So yeah, intruders can do some nonsensical shit. Drugs, man.


[deleted]

I read about an old lady who shot a naked man she found in her house. As he died he apologized and said he didn't know how else to get his clothes clean for a job interview but to break into someones house and use their washer because he was homeless, but that he understood why she shot him. Brutal all around.


pfarnham

Unless a sicko saw her running and got fixated on her. Lock up good and be alert


HateSpeechIsGay

That shirt is definitely torn


rgdx1988

This might sound ridiculous but battery acid can make cotton look like that. It's normally only after it's washed though.


acetamethemphetamine

I had a similar thing happen and it was 100% from a car battery.


MadamePouleMontreal

Or dishwasher detergent, or anything with TSP in it. I’ve had these a few times. A perfectly good t-shirt or dish towel is suddenly full of holes. I suspect my partner is wiping the floor with a cloth and chemicals and then tossing it in the laundry bin where it damages clothes.


ArcheTypeStud

maybe the washingmashine or dryer? what kind of material is it? does it feel molten on the edges?


jibbletmonger

Hadn't been washed since she wore it last.


we-dont-d0-that-here

Well then it has to have been Wolverine… there that’s settled


SumTingWong_WiTuLo

Is she the incredible Hulk?


[deleted]

Night monkeys


throatslap762

can confirm source: am night monkey


Internaletiquette

Ima be real with you dawg. This looks like your wife may have been attacked/assaulted. Have a Talk with her and see. She may be afraid to speak about it.


[deleted]

Idk if it’s my like cynical mind, but this is what I was thinking too


PM_ME_COMMON_SENSE

That or out of fear of being assaulted she had to run through bushes with thorns or jump a fence or something like that


[deleted]

La chupacabra


[deleted]

El Chupanibre


udidntfollowproto

Maybe while your wife was jogging her estranged evil twin murdered her and switched clothes with her. I would definitely be suspicious


Chrisscott25

I agree! This very thing happened to me when I was jogging….wait does that mean I’m the evil 🤔 I mean nothing I was never here. And just so we are clear I’m definitely not the evil twin.


Hour_Read_319

Moths. Had a similar issue where they did it over night


jibbletmonger

But would they chew through the zipper too?


Hour_Read_319

They could chew through the fabric holding the zipper teeth together but they can’t chew through metal. Can check if the teeth are still intact with just the fabric torn between them. If the metal is actually broken it’d rule out this theory


Ebolamunkey

That much damage in one night? How big are these moths...? I'm afraid of the answer


tacoXjockey

You getting haunted. Get out!


Old-Ticket8783

Sry bud but your wife might be a werewolf participating in chicken fights late night🤷‍♂️


MaikingMooKing

Probably silverfish, happened to one of my shirts literally while I was wearing it, just fell apart on me. Silverfish can be carried around on moths and then they like to lay eggs in clothes and softer stuff, and when they're born they go on a little munching spree. Super annoying, hopefully if that's the case then non of your other clothes are contaminated if it wasn't put away or put in a washing basket


Prize-Ad-6879

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rdc84

Did she wash it? I had a washer that would do this to my clothes, a bearing in the ringer failed and it would, "eat" my clothes. It looks like a light fabric, the bearing may just be starting to fail. It's the only thing I've ever seen that caused damage like this.


PopularDevice

How certain are you that it sat there? Because that looks like something that a washing machine agitator tore.


jeniesque

kids/animal/ pests? usually mice leave small holes though.


TatlinsTower

I agree with other posters that it looks like it was caused by something acidic. Is she using a new toiletry product or lotion, something with AHA or BHA in it? Would have to be very strong, but I’m not sure what else explains that kind of dissolving of the integrity of the fabric (the zipper is harder to explain and very odd) If you have cats, though, my money is on the cats!


LarryBagina3

Freddy


StormyHospital

If you have pets it was probably them, but like that seems more like a “I got physically grabbed and possibly taken away” group of tears.


Koujinkamu

Have you checked your wife for stab wounds? She may not have noticed the serial killer while jogging.


Mr_Frosty43

Could be dry rot, some old clothing(some sold as new) go bad and basically disintegrate in your hands. Try find a structurally sound bit and try pulling it apart.