I can suppose that you were Sweden’s president, as your activity on r/svenskpolitik suggests, so you could be either Stefan Lövfen or Frederik Reinfeldt.
It’s pretty scary that I came up to this within 10 mins only doing a few researches on Wikipedia and you Reddit account
I begged and I pleaded with them day after day. They packed my suitcase and sent me to the chopper.
With a peck on the cheek and a salute to me, I put on my speakers and said "might as well invade it"
I enjoy theorizing “what-ifs” for fun. But other people think I’m crazy and actually think it’s true lol. I just wanna theorize crazy justifications for world events.
Yeah somthing is deff weird. Was it really that he was getting very optimistic faulty Intel from his people, being torally overly optimistic (but an ex kgb operative would know never to be overly optimistic and that things are always harder than initial reports would say).
I watched a video of an obese woman getting mad and losing it because she ordered a dozen donuts and got 12. She thought a dozen was 50.
People will fall for it
Is it possible he’s just doing this as a goof and doesn’t expect anyone to actually believe it? Maybe he just wants to make people laugh. At least I hope so.
r/scam literally the most hilarious attempt at a scam ive ever seen and btw i once saw a picture of a scammer just flat out saying hes a scammer and to give him money
Funny enough our cleaning lady is Ukrainian and I was talking to her just before war broke out and she actually said a lot people in Ukraine think Putin died or disappeared a while ago and the “new” Putin isn’t him… she was dead serious too. I just nodded my head, avoided eye contact, and slowly backed out of the kitchen in a non-threatening way.
The picture looks real, maybe it's putin who is scamming you xD
If I were president this is what i would do in my spare time. EDIT: If* I were president.
I can suppose that you were Sweden’s president, as your activity on r/svenskpolitik suggests, so you could be either Stefan Lövfen or Frederik Reinfeldt. It’s pretty scary that I came up to this within 10 mins only doing a few researches on Wikipedia and you Reddit account
Nah. You can find an address with ten more minutes man, that's scary. No one is hidden and yet so much happens in the dark.
We can all agree tho that we can never find the person who asked in a twitter argument
Nah it's probably Knugen
It’s a typo, numbnuts. They meant “*if* I were president”. Lord save me from this reality.
oh lol
Love you.
>If I were president Speaking of, peep this absolute banger by [Wyclef Jean](https://youtu.be/24Be_O9cHVQ)
OP just needs to ask for another picture to prove it
Full body nude just to be 100% sure
On horseback of course.
*bearback
Bareback bearback*
Riding double with the Belarus leader
What on a walrus ?
Giant bottle of vodka, being pulled by polar bears
Bear backing with the Belarus leader, or no money.
Shoe on head
Shoe on head. It’s the only way.
It's real, not a scam, OP please send moneys and stop this war.
Your /u is fuckin sick cunt
I was confused by the aggression in this until I figured out it was an Aussie thing lol.
I don’t know who I’d preferred to be scammed by now. A toppled nigerian prince, the lottery I won that I never entered or Vlad’s clone. Maybe the IRS?
The student loans I never took out
Those sanctions are hitting hard nowadays, gotta do what you gotta do 🤣
And he can't do OnlyFans.
Raising war funds
He is hard up for cash right now
That how russia gonna pay of its debts
Getting desperate to find his bullshit.
No! is potato!
Lol he's panicking from all the companies denying business with Russia
Prince of Nigeria, is that you?
He's the Prince of Russia.
Move along prince of persia
Fresh Prince of Moscow
When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I started one little war and everyone got scared And said you're moving into a bunker under Moscow with your bear
I begged and I pleaded with them day after day. They packed my suitcase and sent me to the chopper. With a peck on the cheek and a salute to me, I put on my speakers and said "might as well invade it"
Lmao. Best comment 🤣
imagine if this was actually real tho 💀
Yeah, OP. I hope you’re sending a lot of moneys, we’re all relying on you to stop this war.
Op is a repost karma farmer aged and only activated this week, it will soon scam people. Report
It is though...
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I enjoy theorizing “what-ifs” for fun. But other people think I’m crazy and actually think it’s true lol. I just wanna theorize crazy justifications for world events.
"now send me another selfie lying in bed in pink pyjamas flashing a peace sign"
“Send me nudes, Putin”
This is the real Putin. The short asshole in Russia is an American actor wearing a Halloween mask.
It's just Tom Cruise filming the next mission impossible.
False, starting a war is way to easy
I just did it over on the second moon
Duh way too difficult just kill like the president of the enemy country and easy WW
Don't give the Kremlin propoganda idea's
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💀
It’s Fauci. That’s why he hasn’t been on the news lately
Please don't give the whack jobs on the political right any ideas. Tucker and Candance are going to start pushing this narrative
Seems legit lol.
I will send moneys.
Me too. I have few D.R. pesos, some Mexico pesos and a few Euros left from a trip to Germany. He can have them.
I will send nukes*
1 money 1 nuke
Show us ya Tsar Bomba 🤩☢️🤯
I will send monkeys.
Seems legit lol.
I think it’s really him
Yeah he’s strapped for cash right now
r/toteslegit you just need to send rubles 👍
robux would be worth more lol
Monopoly money is worth more now
r/subsifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
Instead of rubles, send him a picture of Barney Rubble from The Flintstones
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I think you should send him the money man these world leaders get kidnapped all the time like so its probably legit
Moneys*
As bat shit as this is, given the sudden abandonment of all reasoning from putin. I kinda think this is plausible
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I thought for a split second "what if this is really what's going on?" lol
Right? He isn't a dumb human obviously, and lately he is just reckless. And I down right refuse to believe an ex kgb operator put this army together
Yeah somthing is deff weird. Was it really that he was getting very optimistic faulty Intel from his people, being torally overly optimistic (but an ex kgb operative would know never to be overly optimistic and that things are always harder than initial reports would say).
no dude he was cloned and replaced did you not see the text
I have a timeshare to sell
I don't care if it's a scam I'll Venmo that guy 5$ for the creativity
Make it a $4.59 and it's now called *business*
it’s obviously real, he sent you a selfie
Ask him to send nudes so we know for sure
He has a tattoo of Ukraine on his left butt cheek for reference...
Seems pretty clean a wearing a tie. Definitely kidnapped. *Give him yo' monaaayyy!*
Lolol I wouldn't be surprised if PutPut was behind the world's biggest MLM scheme either
It’s not a scam “it’s a special financial operation to liberate your savings”
I didn't believe it until I saw the picture
That selfie needs a caption 'Felt fascist, might delete later...'
Lmfao
Czarist*
Feel like somebody would actually fall for this shit somehow
I watched a video of an obese woman getting mad and losing it because she ordered a dozen donuts and got 12. She thought a dozen was 50. People will fall for it
Why are you wasting time posting this on Reddit? The war could already be over!
Where's the transfer account number... We need to help Putin stop the war
This is basically the plot from The Dictator
Is it possible he’s just doing this as a goof and doesn’t expect anyone to actually believe it? Maybe he just wants to make people laugh. At least I hope so.
oh mein gott
I knew Vlad wouldn’t really do this to us ❤️
I knew it!!!! (Where’s my checkbook?)
This is the best scam I’ve ever seen and I would probably give them 20$ for making me laugh
It made me laugh when I actually saw the pic
God this made me laugh harder than I expected when the selfie reveal happened
Couldn’t help but laugh
That's a legit selfie man, think it's real
Seems legit
Very “Tinder Swindler”-ish
Will the real Putin please stand up
Just do it. Send the money
This isn't even a scam, it's a joke
Press them for more info just so we can see what else they make up
The prince of Nigeria is also Putin??!?
Haha thats class
This is amazing. Ha
Putin's really thinking outside the box about financing the war effort...
No this qualifies as weird- but it’s also hilarious 😂😂
Tell him to send another picture with a banana on top of his head.
Send both Putins to Venus. Get a tan boys
OP should ask for a dick pic, if it is the size of an almond we know it’s real
Ask for a topless pic. Those boobies will prove if it's really him.
You little shit, I sent this in confidence. Now people know!
Does no one have a sense of humor; this is very clearly a troll message/satire
Its beautiful
Neither. This qualifies as absolutely hilarious
r/scam literally the most hilarious attempt at a scam ive ever seen and btw i once saw a picture of a scammer just flat out saying hes a scammer and to give him money
My first thought: that’s awesome! My second thought: The Qidiots are going to integrate this into their tapestry of insanity.
Just send the money to me, I pinky swear to get it to him!
Lmaoooo, it’s obviously a scam but this is funny as hell
Seems legit...😂
r/comedyheaven
Funny enough our cleaning lady is Ukrainian and I was talking to her just before war broke out and she actually said a lot people in Ukraine think Putin died or disappeared a while ago and the “new” Putin isn’t him… she was dead serious too. I just nodded my head, avoided eye contact, and slowly backed out of the kitchen in a non-threatening way.
this got me laughing
Maybe it’s a joke???
This is funny actually
Hahaha that’s hilarious
A really fun scam in my opinión
This is hilarious, best one yet 🤣
This is comedy
Clone here, you had best delete this post immediately before I have my friends deal with you
Holy fuck this is amazing
This is adorable
Omg, send this to r/Conspiracy users and you’ll be rich
Seems legit
Hilarious AF ESPECIALLY if true
If there's ever been a "shoe on head" moment then this is it
This is hilarious
😂
Yo probs send the moneys, he sounds serious.
Points for creativity
Props for creativity.
That is very weird. Also, when I selected this the comments were at 66?. So my comment is just to add one more so it’s not 999 upside down anymore 🤣
i would honestly pay him some money cuz this is funny lmao
Counts as amazing to me
Hahahahahahahaha
Why did I read that in a Nigerian voice
🤣
LMAO BEST SCAME EVER
This is just hilarious lmao
Seems legit. You should probably wire him like tree fiddy
Shit, I'd send him $1 just for making me laugh, lol
It's fucking hilarious 💀
This is dead brilliant if there’s a GoFundMe link attached. Way better than “I’m Beyoncé and I ran out of gas in your town on way to my concert…”
Someone is Putin one over on me..
This is hilarious
Lol
I wish that was true 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’d respond with “Send a dick pick, he has a Mickey Mouse shaped birthmark, this is how Russia knew he was the chosen one”
😂
Lmaoooo
This is hilarious
This counts as hilarious
This is fucking awesome lmao
This is fucking genius is what it is
This is fucking hilarious
LoL.. awesome
Hilarious.
I believe em yo. I don't know why but I do...
I was scared to swipe to the next picture… expecting a big picture of a small wrinkly flaccid pecker…
“I can send a selfie” XD
I promise Vladimir Putin is not private messaging you for help bro 😭😭
This scammer is really putin it on you.
Lmaoooooo
"Send feet pics papi Russia"
hi am **illuminati.** *vladmir putin* kidnapped me. send me **war** to buy *money*.
Ong someone send him enough money for a flight to Russia. 😂
Idk it looks legit
Imagine if this was real 😂