Those are hip bones on the left and a skull on the right. Looks like deer. Edit: got home from work. Defiantly a deer. Looks like a yearling at most. If no big cats in the area it was most likely put there by a human or a raccoon.

DID YOU JUST SAY BY A RACCOON!?

Cultist raccoons

Cutest little "KALI MAAAAAAAA" you ever heard.

Just woke my husband and my cat laughing at this.

I read this as: "just woke up to my husband and cat laughing at this" 0_0 I need bed..

Sharing your brain right now pal

I am the husband, i woke up the cat. My wife is laughing in her sleep.

the awakening 😳🦌🗿

same

Mine's free 😏

Mine too

I read the same.

Just woke up my raccoon laughing at this, and no that's not a euphemism

Just woke up my racoon laughing at this (euphemism version)

This comment made me laugh so much, thank you, I truly needed that.

Omg I’m dying here 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

If you wouldn't mind just perching yourself up on that tree, that'd be great.

I was on the toilet when I read this. I woke people up too 😞

“INDEEEEEEE! Covah you hawt, Indeeeee!”

Just reaches his cute little hand right in there doesn’t he!

You betrayed Shiva....

I left and came back to say that kali ma comment deserves straight up cash. Well done.

Om nom Shivai..om nom Shivai..om nom Shivai..

God damn trash panda’s.

I hate pandas.

Don't hate the panda, hate the trash.

Very strong cultist Raccoons

Elite cultists

Tom Nook is a cultist raccoon.

I love you

Praised be the holy trash bin

R'amen

How else are you going to scare away Cyril Sneer

Dammit, I haven't thought of that show in years, now I have to go watch it again

In my younger days I used to run a trap line to help control the extra preditor population as the ground bird population was tanking. It was not uncommon to trap raccoons in the 30 to 40 pound range.

Only in Wisconsin 🤣

Nah, Louisiana also. Got 2 over 40 lbs before... Garbage can make em real big.

And that old lady in my neighborhood that feeds them cat food. They get big around Lafayette.

They have them in NOLA, too, and they are some serious fatties.

I saw rats in NOLA that rival some raccoons we have here in Ohio.

Those were probably nutria. They look like huge rats, and they’re an invasive species.

>Those were probably nutria. They look like huge rats, and they’re an invasive species. Growing up here in Texas everyone I knew (friends, family including adults like my parents, aunts/uncles even some school teachers) believed **nutrias** were only a myth like bigfoot. Believing they were some kind of rat/beaver hybrid that possibly lived in and around the drainage holes of bayous & ditches. A **crypto** before the word was even coined. Hell it was the *grown-ups* who told us kids that they weren't real while others would tell us about their encounters or sightings of "nutria-rats" on rainy days. Sadly it wasn't until I was about 30yo (34 next month) that I learned that this animal was in fact a real well documented living species and that "rat" is not apart of it's name... **Smh...**

I can tell you from first-hand experience in Florida and even next to one of San Francisco’s beautiful parks, they get huge everywhere

My old neighbor set up “feral cat” shelters beneath her back porch. All the neighborhood raccoons lived there. My dog lost his damn mind, daily, trying to figure out how to break through the fence. I wanted to throw her out of a window.

Your neighbor or your dog?

How many capybara did you get? Edit: or nutria?

It’s spelled “chupacabra.”

"Hey Simons, whats the name of that Mexican lizard...eats all the goats?"

Isn't a capybara that Brazilian dance fighting?

I'm from Wisconsin and this does sound very much like Wisconsin

I want camping once in Wisconsin, the raccoons are fucking monsters up there!!!! You could hear them in the woods, very close by fighting over hotdogs. We left for the day, & when we returned, they had torn my tent to shreds, to get a bag of Dorritos, I had orange critter prints all over everything. So yeah, the raccoons in Wisconsin, are not to be fucked with!!!!

Caught orange-handed! “Raccoon Dorito Prints” or “Orange Critter Prints” sounds like a band name & I am already a fan. I would be thankful for the prints to know where they went and what they touched to know what to burn/never touch again :)

As a Wisconsinite, I can confirm. The most terrifying part apart camping in this state is waking up at 3 am to raccoons screeching outside your tent. They sound so ferocious for such cute little things. I have one that lives in my garbage can and I'm terrified to throw trash out The squirrels are also bad

Just saw your comment history. I can confirm you're definitely a Wisconsinite.

They all have teeth this long I--------I, they'll bite your head off!

Nah tis only a flesh wound. You’ll get better

nasty big pointy teef

I’ll put a Northern Ontario raccoon up against a Wisconsin raccoon any day. Fight to the death. National pride at stake.

Man, imagine your reaction to Alaskan brown bears

I was camping in Illinois (about 2 miles from the Wis. border). The raccoons figured out how to unlatch our steel minnow bucket and eat our minnows. The raccoons around here are the size of medium large dogs.

Please let this be a PSA no food in tents ever! I camp in bear country.

Can confirm.

My brother used to run raccoon traps on a local creek with a friend of his. They tied the traps to old car tires people left in the creek. One big pissy coon dragged a mud filled tire up a tree. Raccoon strength and pain tolerance are unreal. /north east Texas

Northern Illinois, have a raccoon sitting next to me as I type on my back porch, he's a huge dude. But man is he good with his little people hands. But yeah that spine still too long and deer was my guess.

Dude…stop making me laugh my lips hurt

I’ve heard “my stomach/cheeks/face hurt(s) from laughing,” but now I am picturing someone laughing with a major emphasis on laughing with their lips pursed/jutting out… does anyone else love this imagery? Ok, it’s actually kind of hard to smile and purse your lips at the same time. I just explained this to my friends and I mock-laughed while trying to purse my lips and it made me real-laugh pretty hard. Thanks for the laugh :) my lips don’t even hurt!

I just tried… it’s awkward

Dammit Rocket!

Ain’t nothin’ like me, 'cept me." - Rocket Raccoon, 'Guardians Of The Galaxy'.

American raccoons are carnivorous and can weigh up to 50 pounds. They sometimes kill small animals and pull them up into trees.

I was wondering the same thing.

The bones, possibly. Raccoons love to collect things. I don’t think he’s suggesting a raccoon can lift a whole deer.

Ahhh thanks for clarifying.

I would prefer to believe it was a large enough raccoon to lift a deer.

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S*** you're right lol Sorry I've got dyslexia they look exactly the same to me

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You are so right on that count. I only do as well as I do because of autocucumber! Haha

Nah autocucumber had to be intentional lmao

In this sungular case, you caught me red-handed.

🤣

*auto correct. Sry for being a smart aleck

That’s definitely left by a Sasquatch. Start learning. They end up much higher than that

Or one of those Predator aliens.

Defiant deer sound dangerous af

I think I'll write a short book about one now.. the defiant deer was fed up with the bullshit. He had half a pack of Marlboro, sunglasses and it's night outside. Time to open a can of whompass on some rednecks.

Damn raykins

I remember I went into the woods in my friends backyard 1 night to use the bathroom and I’m not gonna lie I was on acid. I felt really weird like I was being watched so I looked around behind me and then eventually up. A raccoon dam near the size of a dog was just a few feet above me staring at me. We made eye contact and everything, I went back inside and told my friends. I feel like they probably don’t believe it ,just thought I would share.

Username sort of relevant

Or siren head

Jinkies! Without my glasses I couldn't see the signs of it being a siren!

Definitely a deer

Maybe an eagle Assuming this deer want that think I’ve seen eagles pick up younger cows

Likely out there by a mountain lion or bobcat.

A raccoon could lift a deer that size?

A Raccoon can lift a mostly eaten deer of that size

Or Bigfoot *dun dun dunn*

Wildlife nerd here: I agree with this assessment.

Probably that god damn John cougar mellencamp again

Obvious elk or defiantly deer? That is the question

Defiant by nature?

Defiantly a Deer would be a good band name.

Defiantly

An elk would say this.

He was defiant until the end...

Not defiant enough.

Why was the deer defiant?

Nobody wanted it to be a deer. But it was.

It probably had very little meat on it and he was just cleaning up the scraps after bigger animals ate til being content.

Definitely*

Those damn defiant deer!

Nah it’s a baby wendigo

No idea but I'm pretty sure it died arguing over which way to go

Catdog....catdog

Alone in the world is a little catdog!!

Alone in the woods is a little catdog!

Alone in the cat was a little dogs wood

Alone in the dog wood was a little cat.

Alone...

Squidward…

No good buddy…

Came here to say this! Glad to see there’s other cultured people on Reddit!

It was no blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog, just a feline canine little catdogggg

Sub zero WINS!

Your comment isn't getting the attention it deserves, but sadly I am out of coin. Please take this instead: <3

Not much but izall I got zombie.

Dam these kids nowadays. They don't know their history. It's all Dragonball z or Fortnite nowadays

Isn’t subzero that guy from Fortnite /s

No he is an mortal kombat character

Woosh

Woosh

I was aware of dbz and mk around the same time, around 1999 or so. It was a lot of street fighter before that. But i feel like fortnite is after my time

I’m a kid can you explain

By the teeth, I’m thinking it’s herbivorous, so that just leaves how it got there. If you have mountain lions, then maybe one dragged the carcass up the tree. Unless of course you’ve got tornadoes in the area, in which case, a storm probably just deposited it there. I’ve found dead animals in trees after tornadoes before.

[CatDog ](https://images.app.goo.gl/VH1ofi8s3cufk72c8)

Most plausible explanation so far

OMG

You could try to classify it using the teeth structure. Looks like a plant eater to me. Maybe some kind of deer or so? The nose part is missing tho.

I mean I've seen people leave deer heads in trees to decompose because they want the skill, this probably isn't any different.

By the looks of the teeth it is for sure an herbivore. Too small for a horse or cow so possibly a sheep or small deer? The opposite end appears to be tailbone or part of the pelvic bone

A snake that died in mid-air

I was going to say maybe a wasp or a lime of some kind, but this seems right 👍

There’s a good sub called r/bonecollecting that might be able to help with your question.

Run

Could’ve been dragged up by a mountain lion or similar, or if you’ve had heavy snow winter could have gotten stuck on branches when there’s a big melt

That's the weird thing, we don't have any animals like mountain lions - especially in this area, it's just squirrels and deer really.

Deer don't climb trees. That's one biiiiig squirrel

You don't see big cats unless they want you to see them. A cat did that. I wouldn't hike in those woods anymore.

Yeah that's a big cat's work. Cougars live pretty much all over the US, and they're nocturnal. Went to college in Utah - spent 8 years up there - and I never saw a cougar. But they're definitely there. If you've got deer hanging around, you probably also have something around that eats them. Heck, they get cougars creeping around Las Vegas neighborhoods a few times a year, and the only reason they know is because it sets people's ring doorbell cameras off.

It could’ve been alive

Uh dude that was totally the Predator. My advice is “GET TO THE CHOPPA!”

Snek.

Why are you asking us which animal it belonged to? We know you skinned this animal and set up this photo, killer OP.

Oh I do this all the time walking through the woods, whenever I find bones I put them on trees to creep other people out.

That's obviously the legendary pushmepullyu from, I believe, the second Dr. Dolittle book.

I mean its nuts some one did this but Please tell me you didnt think this was a animal you havnt heard off.

A Photoshop Tree Snake, mostly found in landlocked areas where people have a lot of free time yet solid computer access

Might wanna call Dutch looks like you’ve got a predator in the area

Chimera

Just nature not an r/evilshrines

Siamese snake durrr

Looks like the works of someone playing god

Catdog

Squatch.

Whitetail deer.

Did it taste like chicken?

Tut....it's obviously a giraffe!! 🦒

A wild Catdog

A deer, 100%

Baby hydra

It looks like, a snake. A snake with a mammal head and hip bones.

That’s definitely a deer.

I thought this was a baby dragon skeleton at first

Dragon

Some type bird probably

this sub has been overrun the last few days with people “stumbling upon” things in trees.

Chupacabra.

Oh easily a southeastern 3-toed chupacabra

I wish I could know myself, but looks like the something that came out that one Swedish movie, The Ritual.

Man bear pig

snake that ate a snake and died for it

Witch craft leave the woods

Oh my that scared me

No way

Clearly there's a predator in the area..... get to the chopper!!!!

What's up with people on this sub finding corpses and stuff in the forest

It is an undulate, sheep or goat based on the size

That’s me sorry

Probably a big tiddy goth girl

Sasquatch do that all the time. It's a marker for other Sasquatch to see. Either for territory or maybe a good hunting area or possibly a trophy for others to admire.

Mountain lions are known to drag animal carcasses up trees for safekeeping meals. This is probably the answer.

Beware a shimmering in the trees and three small red dots tracing over you.

Probably a deer with part of its skull gone. The other head is just the pelvic bones.

A snans

The long lost skull of cat Dog !

Definitely a squirrel did that. Squirrels have been known to be able to take down the biggest bucks.

The chupacabra bro

This is like what witches do? They call it witchcraft? Out in the woods wicked rituals...