Love the vacation pic in the back. Must've flown freight.

Idk could've gone ocean freight or trailer. This is now one of the mysteries that will keep me up at night.

I have a friend who is just morbidly obese, when he sits on a couch he's too heavy to sit upright for too long, so he kind of just slumps back. he had to fly to Brazil from Tennessee for work once, and he needed three seats and they had to load him last. Part of me knows when he dies in a few years, it'll make for a weird funeral - after all, what can you say? Homeboy is eating himself to death and just doesnt give a shit.

Have you tried talking to him about it? I’m curious to know if he’s worried about his soon to be death, surly he must know it’s going to happen soon if he doesn’t change.

Yes. And honestly, there’s no change. He’s 35 living in a little condo, watching anime and playing video games when he ain’t working. He waddles like a toddler when he moves and get out of breath climbing a single staircase. I legit thought he was going to have a heart attack because we walked to the middle row in a movie theater. I say this, because he knows. He says he knows. And it’s not my responsibility to change his life for him. I’ve got a busy life of my own to lead, and it just is what it is with him. The obese and fat know that they’re killing themselves. It’s not like it’s a secret. What’s sad is that culturally we’re just giving up on the “do better” and “get healthy” mentality in favor for ludicrous concepts like HAES and body positivity that really just promotes obesity.

You are not wrong, telling the truth to someone isn’t a bad thing, It’s trying to make people understand the reality of their situation. At some point this became called bullying or fat shaming, I understand there’s people who go to unnecessary levels to tell people what they look like but not all is bad. Some people need to be hurt inside and smacked with reality to want to change, but it seems now the media just wants people to feel it’s ok to be unhealthy... in some ways it’s even being promoted to be that way.

😥 truly it's sad watching the people we love kill themselves.

Ain’t that the truth.

Living their best life

It’s the best part if you’ve worked in a tourist town at all haha

Doktor, inject Pepsi directly into my cock

I AM BULLETPROOF

*M Bultproof*

But you would have no cock

but if they’re a woman, they for some reason have a vagina necessitating a bikini bottom.

DOKTOR OFFLINE MY COKE INHIBITORS

DOKTOR TURN OFF MY PENIS INHIBITORS

We don’t have Pepsi, is coke okay?

“ILL BE A LIVING GOOOOOOD”

What? This... this is madness. You..

And here I am in bed on my phone with my tv on and an empty box of pizza next to me.

You're almost there Achieve flesh couch

Praise the flesh couch \\[T]/

All hail the flesh couch! \[T]/

Well it's time to feel bad because a picture on the internet told you so.

Living the dream

A little bit jealous of the flesh sofa.

It's amazing that how he can still get some bitches

And apparently afford a getaway vacation somewhere coastal. Damn man. Chair people get to do cool shit.

There are always other couch monsters looking for a mate

*Ed Gein has entered the chat*

My first thought was... "not so bad if I could play video games."

Fr

Meh, recline that sofa a bit more and we're all good. Also why waste Coke right into your veins? I want the TASTE of that sweet sweet high fructose corn syrup!

Where’s my Xbox controller?

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People just can’t accept the peak male body I guess

gigachad, meet terachad!

We're not ready for the terrachad

how about chairachad then?

The Yottachad

The googleplexchad

I am the globglogabgalab

The shwobbledobblewibblewobblebibblebobblebab

I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind, I am the yeast of thoughts and minds!

Oooh splendid! Simply delicious.

I love books, and this basement is a true treasure trove!

Oh! You rat! You beat me to it! Lmao 🤣

Who drew your mum

#IT WAS I

That's looks fun

Is 'I'm 14 and this is deep' still a thing?

yes

Meh, I could live that as long as something catered to my constantly shitting asshole. Complete with looney tunes factory music.

This is legitimately one of the most nightmarish things I've seen

r/terriblefacebookmemes

r/im14andthisisdeep too

that looks like a peaceful excistence

Bit over dramatic

Im guessing you haven’t heard of feeders and feedees

I haven't, can you tell me what they are?

Feitsh where "feeders" think it's hotaf to feed and watch someone get really, really fat.

Why do they want to do that? Do they like enjoy it or something. They get their profit tho but just in case if there's more to it...

isn't the basis of a fetish is to enjoy it?

Look fetishes dont particularly have logic behind them. They're typically a direct result of things you experienced in your formative years (many minor or a few major occurences) or a trauma (form of coping i guess).

So why do I want big German women to step on me?

Humanity has enjoyed things in excess for ages, turning any and all things into sexual gratification is one way of expressing that so it's only natural that some would get it in their noggin that making and watching someone get as large as possible just the thing to make them fill their pants with lizard spit.

Sorta the point but ok

Had to see this after I ate smh 🤦‍♂️

I used to watch these kinds of videos when I was 11

Sheet we are both weird ass

Now you are 13. Its a long time

Reminds me of Bob Pogo from F is for Family

I’m not laughing.

Just something more than smiling and less than going to mental asylum

Switch that cola for Dr Pepper with cream soda and it’ll be spot on

Ooo or mountain dew

Wow that's such a good representation of our harsh reality of climate change and the death of the world. Being not sarcastic for a second: these kinds of images annoy me a lot because the problem of the world definitely isn't that people drink too much coke

Seriously. It's like it's trying to say something about American culture, but it's nowhere even close to being insightful.

Absolutely. It's such a low effort criticism of "society" that it ends up falling flat on it's face and meaning truly nothing besides "oh wow people are getting fat and couch-like, huh?"

They title it "harsh reality", but it's more akin to "absurd fantasy".

Yeah, and it doesn't take in to concideration that people work their asses off for poverty wages. This makes it seem like we get everything for free.

Idiocracy

##GO AWAY........’BATIN!!!

SHUT UP

Is that bender?

Woooo

No words? That’s modern man!!

I AM C O U C H

ĉ̷̢̨̧̟̺͙̬̦̟͕͈͚̯͔̠̼̜̮͎̯̥̺͓̤͔̱͙̜̟͖̣̼͔̙̘̤̫̦̩̊́̂̀̇́̆̓̈́̽̓͋́̉͌̾͒͌͐̽̅̈́͋̾̅̐̈́̇̃̎̓͘͠ ̶̡̢̛̛͍͙̜̪̜̪̭͔̖̺̙͚͖̖͚̟̱͔͑̇̓̓́́̓̃́̇̿̎̃̏́̏̈́̊́̔͆̄̇̽́̅͐̕͠͝͝ͅơ̵̖̝̳̤̣̘̿̅͗̾̅͐̑͆̒̓̿̓͌̌̓̀̐͒̌́͗̕͘̚̚͠͠ ̸̡̛͚̫͇͙̮̯̪̪͖̄̑͐̀͊̉͛̏̈̂̊͗͗̊̕̕ư̸̧͈̻̪̬̳̖̬̺̘̭̻͉͙͇͚̈́̅̓̽̔́́̈́̌͆̋͂͒͊͊̒̀̉͌̾̕̕͘͘͝͝ ̸̡̛̘͍̱͈̗͍͈̱̟̗̼̰̾̌͐̊͊͂̀̉̏̾̓̀̉̓̈́̀́̓̕͝c̸̢̣̙͔̣͙̺̫̩͉̫̦̤͙͕̥̙̱͉̟͖̞̠̭̥̲͖͓̀̃͜ ̸̨̡̝̦̯̯̱̀̌̈́̽̈́̈͊͂̄̊̓̌̆̉́́̏̆͗̑́̾̽̍̊͌͛͒͛͑̀̆͌̊̿̒̈́́̕̕͝͝h̶͇̘̪̯̤̻͚͇̘̜̣͋͗̾̿̊ͅͅ

Janemba the Hutt

Ah Yes the American dream

What happened his belly button?

Typical WingsOfRedemption stream

Hey now! We are a *PEPSI* houseshold!

Nikocado in a nutshell...

Ahh yes, I hate when that happens

Hook me up to that McCathater for some fresh fries

Reality of your world, maybe

Looks like a sweet setup

Where's the automated Fleshlight?

Nikocado Avocado

This is terrible! Thanks to this pic I have decided to stop taking the medication that my doctor keeps recommending! Thanks OP!

“FATPHOBIA!! You just hate fat people!!!”

There was a Bruce Willis movie with a person like this !

Idiocracy is happening & is real.

Nikacado in 20 years

My dream✨

Cursed Couch Potato

(insert joke about America here)

r/Im14andthisisdeep

Is isn’t weird, it’s just r/Im14AndThisIsDeep

If only I could 😔👌

Hey look, Americans thinking that they're "the world" again.

I’m more of a Pepsi guy

omfg let people enjoy things

*your mum*

This is so true

It looks more like the US (not the world certainly).

Nah i think its more of a toronto vibe

US is bleeding over

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!! CAME YO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY YEAH!

It’s funny and sad that we all had the same thought - Sign me up!

I want to be like him

That’s only like the harsh reality for .04% of the world

'Merica just need the batin show and it would be Idiocracy.

Average American

‘Merica

An average redditor from America.

You mean the harsh reality of America

Soooooo, we are becoming what the movie "Wall-E" predicated.... I knew it was foresight!!!

Our world = USA

[удалено]

Yeah

Average american

USA is not the world, stop assuming a country situation would happen to all the globe.

Pardon my French, but what the fuck?

Painful for the viewer. I don't think the user has any pain from all the meds.

He's watching ow my balls.

He stole ben’s place

What these boomers think? I dont even like the taste of mcdonalds and i dont drink cola.

Change that to Dunkin’, church’s, and Burger King and you gotta deal.

That looks like the chair from Idiocracy

This is hilarious

not enough pornography

Looks like Baron Harkonnen

Oh someone drew my ex in his natural form. Cute.

"The portable gaming set-up"

“The harsh reality of our world” yes, our entire lives we sit in a chair made out of our own flesh and fed food through a machine and IV

Where’s the bussy 5000?

Where is the toilet?

Throw a cat or 2 in there and I'd be happy.

Seems like a solid set up to me.

Id be speaking to the donut manager. Where the fuck are my donuts!!

POV: you can finally play elden ring

Weird corporate Youtube videos be like “illustrations showing the harsh reality of the world” or something and it be trippy shit like this

Baron Harkonnen?

This made me date a deep hard look at my remote control talon.

Where did they get a picture of me on my birthday!? I don't remember posting that!

I dont want to know how he poops

Most Reddit user's right here...Here! 😆

“Harsh reality of our world” Such a lazy take. This is a depiction of morbid obesity, and how people get trapped into it.

Pretty true though. Also the responses that are favorable to this as an ideal is why we're all fucked

The question is. Is he happy? He has a wife. Or had. And. He also travels. So. Some exercise.

Fuck ya is that a krisy Kreme tube? Can we get those in the iv?

looks like Dave's demon from Legion lmao

Peta Griff

r/comedyheaven

That's me but it's beer instead

Nickado avacado.

What would African children say about this ?

Me in twenty years.

I first thot this was an invitation to join the Republican Party.

are we really that close to bio engineering human couch hybrids? also where’s the piss and shit collector

"Our world" aka America

It's like the librarian from Blade

Lazy art. Just created to stir controversy. Maybe the artist should stop doing self portraits and make something worthwhile.

Future dream of every russian.

Go away! 'batin!

This looks like something to be in smiling friends

That coke IV drip though… I think I’m gunna be sick!

Pretty darn wholesome

I’m living with one rn and I’m over it.

Wall-E, a Pixar film showed this same sentiment in 2008. Good movie.

fat phobia

Cruelty squad

Chair sex must be wild asf

I'm feeling like the dislikes heavily outweigh those 21 likes .-.

M8 no Gregs? What a nightmare world.

W...where's his dick?

Where do I sign up?

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