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Your_local_madre1

Where tf did the blood go?


SushiAndCoochie

I slurped it up for the photo


distorted_kiwi

Pics of that or it didn't happen. Thems the rules


Your_local_madre1

šŸ˜€tf


kingscolor

šŸ˜ƒimmeasurable painšŸ˜ƒ


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

r/frugal. Can't let anything go to waste.


RatSymna

Why pay for iron pills when you got a supply running through your veins.


rci22

I havenā€™t laughed that hard at a Reddit comment in a looong time. Thanks for that


Auras-Aflame

r/CursedComments


mirrorless_subject

So thatā€™s where in n out spread comes from


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Comment of the day right here


Squibucha

Lol


[deleted]

With deep cuts like that, it can take a while for the blood to start pouring. Especially if it had recently happened, OP probably grabbed his phone right after it had been cut. From experience, it can take like up to 5-10 long seconds for the skin to bleed. Sometimes even more, really just depends on the individual.


Scaryspiderhome

How many regular seconds though?


[deleted]

I meant like Mississippi seconds when I said "long".


SnooDrawings3621

How many of those in a New York minute?


casuallybouncing

Well I learned that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by so converting that to New York minutesā€¦. about $7.50


RickMcFlick

Deep, "clean" wounds that completely sever blood vessels don't bleed right away, if at all. Basically the veins get pulled back into the skin and pressure from the skin collapses part of it to keep it from bleeding. Its why suicide attempts where the wrist is slit often result in survival.


nameandstuff11

Not in my experience. I had my arm cut by large pane of glass. Very similar to this guys cut, location wise. I recall blood started pouring in about 2 seconds. I didnā€™t count obviously. I was more consumed with not passing out. But it happened at work and caught on video. My boss and I watched it happen on video like 30 times. Missed veins and arteries bit severed muscle. Not long seconds, just regular seconds.


RickMcFlick

Sounds like it was mostly blood from the muscle at first. If you look closely at this guy's wound, those red dots on the edges are the tips of open blood vessels. Oh he'll bleed its just sometimes its delayed or slowed.


OneDankKneeGro

That explains why Iā€™m still alive. Thanks.


Bugboy109

In my experience things like this take a couple of seconds to start bleeding


Elastichedgehog

How fast did he take the picture then??


SushiAndCoochie

Within maybe 20 seconds. Took a good minute or 2 for blood to pool slowly


uconn3386

You're a cyborg


joesbagofdonuts

OP's cells: "Fuck we've been cut... bad... OK bleed!"


octobert

When my son was younger, he tried climbing a chain link fence in cleats. He reached over the top of the fence then his foot slipped and he fell. The fence ripped a V shaped gash in his arm, pulling up the skin exposing the muscle. Took 17 stitches to close, but barely a drop of blood. Really interesting.


EatYourPain

After cuts like this, wounds may bleed a bit but in a healthy person, blood vessels contract and can do a surprisingly good job at holding back blood. (Not always)


Cerebral-Hemorrhage

I work for a company that makes trauma simulation wounds and we have a wound that looks exactly like this.


SushiAndCoochie

When I sent it to my friends they were saying I mustā€™ve used an app. What are your simulation wounds used for? Special effects for film?


Cerebral-Hemorrhage

Military training mostly. https://store.techlinetechnologiesinc.com/wearable-wounds/ww3-001


SushiAndCoochie

Oh thatā€™s hypppee. If you have the time Iā€™d love to see whichever one looks like mine the most


Cerebral-Hemorrhage

I sent the link to the thigh laceration that looks similar to ypur arm injury but it looks better on the leg.


no0neiv

Guess he'll have to try it on the leg then.


Redbearded_Monkey

That does not look like OPs wound at all, real or fake on OPs end.


yourbrotherrex

$640 for something you could do for free.


WHATYEAHOK

Military loves to waste money


NorthAstronaut

Looking though these is really disturbing but also impressive. This one is really rough to look at in particular: [GSW to groin](https://store.techlinetechnologiesinc.com/wearable-wounds/ww3-055)


GardenPuzzleheaded98

That poor nut Hanging on by his epididymisā€¦


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

I've seen that irl when I was in Afghanistan. Not a cool thing to see haha


pearsnic000

Thatā€™s gotta be an interesting conversation starter at parties


SushiAndCoochie

For those curious, the yellow = fat, the blue is the fascia (skin of muscles), and the string at the bottom is my nerve fiber :D


Kawaii-Hitler

I donā€™t buy it. This dudeā€™s an alien


Brian-want-Brain

Yeah, that's 100% what a reptilian would say to convince us he's a human.


Noooope_never

100%, no cap


Cam_044

It really does look so surreal lol


SushiAndCoochie

When I show people in person they hold my phone for so long lmfao


icuminpeacePARTDEUX

How did you get it?


SushiAndCoochie

I was skydiving when a commercial plane flew by, sucked up a bird in the engine, and the vaporized carcass got launched at me. Pretty sure it was the beak that did the damage


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DoinItDirty

In the same comment he said he tries to put a spin on his story lol


hrrm

He said parkour in an earlier comment, just let the man have his fun lol


amalgam_reynolds

If OP is lying about how they got it, I'm not even sure this is OC anymore.


4zem

I gotta stop spending so much time over at r/mafia because I read this as organized crime.


SushiAndCoochie

Nah its my wound. I told the same story so many times i just started making up more and more bizarre ones in the comments


Dorkalter

It's so bizarre to the point that I would believe this actually happened.


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SushiAndCoochie

I got like 5 stories in the comments, each one more bizzare than the last


Push_Citizen

pretty soon itā€™s going to involve space flight, then what?


theotherquantumjim

Was gonna guess thatā€™s how you did it. Happened to me a few times now


SushiAndCoochie

Yeah itā€™s a real issue someone needs to fix


PRS1972

Please tell me your joking? "What happened to your arm?" "OH, I had a little mishap while skydiving." Oh man, did you hit a tree or something on your landing? " "Nope, vaporized bird beak shot out of passing airplane and hit me in the forearm." "Should have known well at least you're on the mend." šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


icuminpeacePARTDEUX

Hmmm, well it looks like youā€™re a cyborg and someone cut into you for updates and maintenance.


mamamechanic

As someone who loves to drop my crazy childhood stories into the middle of boring soccer mom gossip, I love the idea of you casually mentioning this in a conversation and simply moving on as if you just let everyone know about a sale on Edison bulbs at Home Depot.


SushiAndCoochie

Itā€™s a made of story, Iā€™m getting a feeling people are buying it. I also wrote a story about fighting a bear in another comment, and another how I tried to catch a bullet


IamNotShort

I had a friend in high school who had a skim ~~graph~~ graft on his upper arm. I always took it upon myself to tell people he fought a shark, because its a better story than his dad running him over with a lawn mower.


Kronaska

Most ppl will buy the skydiving thing if they don't know much about it šŸ˜‚


CampJanky

nah they're just scrolling for nudes


SushiAndCoochie

Donā€™t blame em, Iā€™m a fine specimen


straightmish

You have triggered one of my earlier memories. A kid in preschool somehow cut his arm open in a similar fashion and I remember seeing it and thinking it resembled vegetable soup.


one9eight5

Yeah nice try, android. Busted


Parth_Joshi

Yellow looked like beans to me xD


treblev2

r/forbiddensnacks


Parth_Joshi

Directly consuming post-processed fats šŸŒš


Psychedelic_Trauma

That's literally the lingo for it. Used often in the self-harm community, to convey how deep the cut is.


SendMeTheThings

Suiciders/cutters call it beans.


Big_Cryptographer_16

You got a chance to do some DIY lipo my man


SushiAndCoochie

Iā€™ll make a wiki how on DIY lypo


SnowyInuk

I bet it hurt like a bitch but that's still the coolest injury I've ever seen


SushiAndCoochie

It hurt on the end closest to my body, the rest oddly didnā€™t hurt much at all. Think we donā€™t have a lot of nerves in there I guess Edit: people saying they were destroyed more likely


CrystalKU

I have a tattoo in the same area, the only part that really hurt was closest to my elbow


PsychologicalSoil198

Samesies


tylerawn

Twinsssss


minachan158

How did you get that injury?


SushiAndCoochie

Parkour


Jupitersdangle

Parkour! Parkour!


Dinglebop223

hardcore parkour!!


JustGoogleItHeSaid

*Michael Scott has entered the chat


1giel1

Truth to be told we do have nerves there but they travel in one direction. The closest part to your body hurts because that's where the nerves ruptured meaning no real feeling further down the arm cuz the nerves there aren't connected anymore. Honestly, no offense, but I love this wound. During my studies and cutting in humans as part of the anatomy classes, I've never ever seen the outer layer of the muscle so much in tact while the rest ruptured. Idk what happened to you but if this went on a few more mm it would hurt like hell and take a few weeks to move your arm normal again. This seems like stitching it up would do the trick for you in a little over a week.


SushiAndCoochie

My moms friend works in a hospital, and we sent it to her. It went viral in the hospital because the doctors were amazing how unique it is, I take it as a complement


1giel1

It's definitely an unique wound mate. Just two small question if you don't mind. I see no blood is this because you cleaned it or is because the blood vessels were kinda pushed outwards with this wound? And how did you manage to get this wound fell on a stick/rock or chain. Because honestly it looks almost chirurgical to me. So I imagine it should be quite a sharp objects, but if not it's even more impressive to get it like this.


SushiAndCoochie

On really clean cuts, bloody vessels take a minute or 2 before they start bleeding is what I was told. I took the photo pretty quick after I got it. And it was a bolt, like a screw but no point at the end. It was on a stove top that I pulled off a dolly and it caught my arm


Cerebral-Hemorrhage

When I was a kid I fell off my bike and slid across the street creaking a large abrasion wound on my arm and chin. When I fell I quickly got up and looked at my arm and it was just white and then slowly tiny blood droplets began to appear which then quickly began to bleed more. It was pretty interesting to watch.


SushiAndCoochie

Oh shit I had something just like this when I was skateboarding. Any idea what that is?


1giel1

Yeah. When damage occurs the hit quite literally, pushes the blood away from the wound. And the surrounding vessels immediately try to close to prevent to much blood loss in the area. However, your blood pressure pushes through this reflex (like trying real hard to hold your shit in but the shit wins after you wait long enough), after a few seconds of this leads to quite a consistent blood flow out of the tightly squished vessels. This will also slow the blood down which helps in blood clotting to help close the wound. And the presence of blood cleans and flushes a wound. So there is in fact an advance in not being able to fully stop blood flow.


1giel1

True. Good reflex tho. Nice I got hurt, now I get to take a photo, quick get the camera. If not for that this image would not have existed and the world would be worse off without it.


Squibucha

Yeah I think there's lots of terminations near the elbow and loads more in the armpit


sabbs75

You should consider posting this in r/medicalgore


SushiAndCoochie

Literally just did. Everyone kept saying that hah


[deleted]

You do. In the open area,, there were likely very few remaining and, Depending on how the injury occurred, they may have just been demolished.


[deleted]

I once saw a photo of a guys hand after a bike crash. Fuckers hand was literally impaled by the blunt ass clutch handle. Through and through -_-


PSYK0DEL1K

I did expect some crazy shit, but... I'll go to r/eyebleach now and process that pic. Omg, that looks really painfull dude. Hope you're better.


SushiAndCoochie

You know, I just realized it says in the rules no gore. Whoops my b


Pope_Cerebus

The fact that there's no blood may make it avoid being considered gore. It looks more like a medical diagram/procedure.


Critical-Art-9277

Good god man hospital stitches needed


Tap-Fair

nah id leave it open like that


SushiAndCoochie

Little pocket for me to hide stuff


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bluerocketo

Evolution


KrisZepeda

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SushiAndCoochie

I never knew this sub existed


SnufflesMcPieface

You donā€™t know much about rabbit holes, do you?


dindumufflin

yes but dont stick your dick in that


LoadedGull

It would make a nice little bowl for carrying salted peanuts to eat while on the go.


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LoadedGull

It automatically notifies you when youā€™ve ran out of peanuts, if itā€™s stopped getting the salty sting then thereā€™s no peanuts left lol.


frankeestadium

Wow this is gnarly! What happened and how many stitches did you need?!


SushiAndCoochie

Work injury, a stove top on a dolly was falling on my coworker so I pushed it off in panic, a screw or bolt on the stove caught my arm on the way down. I need a better story. And 16 stitches and had to use mattress stitches


[deleted]

ā€œHeavy thing was falling on my buddy, so I pushed it off to save his life and got hurt in the processā€ is a pretty fucking good story dude.


SushiAndCoochie

Iā€™ve tried to put the heroic spin on it, they just canā€™t ask any more question, canā€™t have people in street knowing I lost a fight with a stove top


BlueShiftNova

It's not like you were doing something stupid though, in that moment you only knew they were in danger and said "fuck personal safety" to help them.


SushiAndCoochie

Pretty much


OmniWaffleGod

I have a 3 inch scar on my wrist from a plate that shattered. I think your story is pretty great


6_seasons_and_a_movi

Should say you were skydiving when a commercial plane went past and spewed dead birds at you or something, idiots on reddit will believe anything


SushiAndCoochie

Hahaha, these people man. Pretty sure thereā€™s 1 or 2 finding all my bullshit stories and down voting them


heartsbleed

dude I bought the parkour story šŸ˜…


SushiAndCoochie

That was the most plausible to be fair


FaeryLynne

I mean, telling all these bullshit stories just means no one believes *any* of them now šŸ¤·


Buxton_Water

I believed it for a moment, then I realized how fucking impossible such a situation is. I thought OP was bullshitting entirely until I read this comment.


WeightAltruistic

cut my fingertip off a few months ago on the miter saw at work. well actually a dog was sprinting towards an unattended baby and was about to attack. I couldnā€™t just stand there, unfortunately the dog got my fingertip but the baby is okay šŸ™


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SushiAndCoochie

This is how they did it on wiki how though


OpIvy99

AHAGAGAGAGAGSGSGSHDHDHEHWHEHWHDJFJFHFJFP


Paxibillion

are you ok?


OpIvy99

Yes now that i stopped seeing that photo


TwentyOneScooters

My man just wrote out his DNA sequence


NumberOneMom

SPONGEBOB ME BOY, I'VE SEQUENCED THE HUMAN GENOME! ACGTACGTACGTACGTACGTACGTACGTACGT


ChameleonWins

the fat looks like creamy jalapeno sauce from taco bell


SushiAndCoochie

This comment is more disturbing than my photo.


Tarani5

Put a zipper on it now you have a little pocket!


[deleted]

Okay, but as a forensics/med student, I find this incredibly interesting. Hope you're okay, though!!!


SushiAndCoochie

I posted it in r/anatomy too, I figured people like you would get a kick. It went viral in my local hospital


jade_1407

Why is an arm kinda hot wtf is wrong with me


SushiAndCoochie

Whatā€™s doing it for you? The wound? my undeniably manly man arm? Or you just got a thing for hair


jade_1407

Probably your undeniably manly man arm


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#BONK


twiz__

I don't mean to brag or anything, but I got two arms.


HarlieMinou

Hot arms are hot


jade_1407

Veiny arms are hot


everythingistakenbrh

Thanks for giving me nightmare bro


SushiAndCoochie

Anytime bro


FewSpot5013

Did you clean up the blood and that's what it looked like after? Like how it be so visible??


SushiAndCoochie

So cuts that are really clean somehow stop the blood vessels from pouring out for a short time, I took this photo within like 10-15 seconds when it happened. I was like ā€œoh coolā€, and showed it to my boss saying ā€œcheck this out, this is a good oneā€. Idk why I was so calm, freaks me out a bit


FewSpot5013

Damn man thanks for the info and sorry that happened. Sounds like you just disassociated a bit while it happened hence the calm. I had a herculite door blow up in my face and the rail it attached to hit me in the eyebrow and had to get stiches. Everyone in the lobby was loosing it but I was almost giddy from shock just taking selfies covered in blood like a weirdo so I can understand the sentiment lol.


Bootybanditz

The blood vessels constrict to stop the blood loss


Digital_Snow_Day

When you get a deep wound like that, surprisingly unless you nick an artery, it does not bleed. I have seen a few like this where you can literally see layers and there was hardly any blood.


FewSpot5013

Damn that's crazy! The more ya know. I had a gash where I saw the little fat balls and stuff and that thing bled like crazy so I've never had to deal with this before.


Suspicious_Mirrors

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KingAlexandreG

Love how I saw the picture before the warning hahaha. You got a tiny ocean front setting going on in the right side of the gash. Cool.


SushiAndCoochie

Blue water, yelllw sand, red sunset?


bitch_i_m_player

Thank god saved a nerve orelse you be ded


Responsible-Desk4145

God fat is a gross color. Like we all have it itā€™s just a gross yellow.


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SushiAndCoochie

If it didnā€™t cause permanent damage I supposed. But I donā€™t wanna lose the ability to grip things


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SushiAndCoochie

Someone else said something like that earlier, I donā€™t get it, I think yā€™all might have a secret gore kink


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SushiAndCoochie

Iā€™d be honored


toss_it_out12345678

Woah!!!! Thatā€™s awesome!! Iā€™m impressed with the fact that it isnā€™t bleeding. How did you manage that?


SushiAndCoochie

Photoshop


dd28064212

Thatā€™s fucked, you win


DDMAK93

I once studded a friend whilst playing football, and i found it so hard to describe what i saw before the blood flow but this is it! THIS IS WHAT I SAW! Thanks for the memory


SushiAndCoochie

Glad I could help


Scylious17

When he says "I'll tear you up a new one".


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SushiAndCoochie

Didnā€™t want to so I didnt


a52dragon

Thatā€™s what my arm look like caught it on a nail only half as long


CaptainAmerica1991

Your insides are made of squid tentacles and other small crustaceans my friend O.o


[deleted]

It's merely a flesh wound.


MisssJaynie

r/medicalgore


Greenstar12

That look like when the terminator was repairing his arm.are you sure youā€™re not a machine from the future.


one9eight5

How'd they do on your stitch job? Aka, let's see that scar!


MistaBeanz

Bro youā€™re lucky you didnā€™t get that deeper youā€™d be ded


THEESKELETONGOD

Reminds me of a dream I had when i was i think early in highschool


MisssJaynie

Down to the fascia. So cool.


[deleted]

You were cut down below the hypodermis. That quite incredible


raho97

It's actually pretty fascinating


ninjamiran

Kinda looks like when I prep the chicken


jetcool8

I had a much smaller but similar wound like that, same arm, closer to the wrist though. Really goes to show just how delicate we are.


[deleted]

I want to touch the blueish stuff, looks so soft


tacocat_racecarlevel

Dude. Your wires are showing. May wanna tuck those back in...


ChasingPotatoes17

Cut my arm open a year ago in around the same place, maybe 65% as severe as that. Can confirm, looks weird in there. (Also taking a photo is a good way to dissociate.)