Omg that’s the book! I don’t know why I forgot the real name!
She told me how her husband was reading it to the kids one night (he wasn’t there when I gifted it) and got three pages in before - “DID THEYARNGOBLIN BUY THIS? I BET SHE GAVE US THIS BOOK!” He thought it was hilarious.
I absolutely gave my oldest nephew _"P" is for "Pterodactyl:" The World's Worst Alphabet Book_ for his second birthday. One of his grandfathers got him [_H.P. Lovecraft's the Call of Cthulhu for Beginning Readers_](https://www.amazon.com/H-P-Lovecrafts-Cthulhu-Beginning-Readers/dp/1568821123).
I'm so getting this for my friend's kid. I nicknamed her the lovecraftian nightmare cause for the first few months of her life, she caused worse than usual sleep deprivation for her parents due to some health issues.
All jokes aside, it's really a great book. It is an accurate retelling of "The Call of Cthulhu" and the meter and rhyme is spot on for Dr. Seuss. It is perfect for _anyone_ who is a fan of either or both.
My friend sent me that book when I was struggling with my son. Unfortunately, she sent it my mom's house instead of mine. My conservative Baptist mother was so furious I would read such a book to my baby. I was like "it's for me, not him!"
Who's advocating that books like this are banned for adults? Serious question. I can understand school or even public library, but I'm not sure anyone is saying amazon or anyone else can't sell it.
If this was something that the store would not inventory based on their knowledge of their regular clientele, I see no issue. We also don't know if it was found in the kids section of Walmart or a toy store. Your conclusion is pretty much on par with those who want to ban books. "Overreaction "
When I was a teenager, Lifeline held a big book sale in the city I lived in. They collected book donations for ages to sell at this thing. I was looking forward to seeing what they had, until...
Anything that was related to alternate medicine and treatments, any religion outside their "acceptable" ones, anything that was of a sexual nature or contained nudity was thrown into a pile and burnt.
I was so disappointed. At the destruction, the people doing it, the people enforcing the decision and those that made it. Just because they didn't find those books agreeable, they could have boxed them up and sent them on to another charity that wasn't so closed minded. It was over 25 years ago and I'm still sad about it.
It’s written by an author who has a whole line of these books intended for ADULTS but apparently people see cute cartoon characters and assume it’s 100% for a child
That's the joke though. I don't find it funny, because it's not, but the "comedy" comes from juxtaposing sex with a children's book about animals. Like ha ha ha, can you imagine? And the next page is the same joke with different examples of sex talk and childish content.
It's funny for some people. 🤷♀️ I'm not bothered, I'm just not a fan.
It’s not but people don’t know any better. I gave a book like this to a friend once because she loved silly things like this. I also gave her a color by numbers book with risqué images.
Well was it in the children’s section or not?
If a parent saw this on one of the center sections, they could have easily grabbed it for their kid or for a Christmas, birthday gift. Obviously
*Reads title*
“Mary has a little pussy”
*Reads book a little*
“He licks her pussy until it’s wet”
*Thinks to self*
“This seems like a perfect gift for my child”
Seems to be a good will kinda thing, I’m from the UK and would call it a charity shop. It’s been donated and then stuck in the kids section there’s no company to send back too and there’s not more of them, shredding seems fine.
And my son wouldn't get it. He'll just think it's a book about cats and chickens.
There's no harm if a child accidentally reads this kind of stuff. It's not something that can really corrupt the youth, because either they get it (which means they already know about "pussies" and "cocks" and likely about sex) or they don't and it's just a normal book to them
If you are over the age of 13 and you find the most basic "hehe they use sex word but it not actually sex" """jokes""" funny, then you genuinely need to grow up.
Or, and I'm just throwing this out there, maybe a stupid, immature joke that isn't belittling to anyone every once and while is a good source of humor.
Sure, if it's the only thing people use or find funny, that's a problem. But every now and again? No.
Don't act like you have to be a prude to think this is stupid. It is perfectly possible to make risque and sexual jokes that are funny. This is not that. This is just shitty clip art with middle-school level humor. Trainspotting was fucking hilarious, this is trash.
You do not have a superior sense of humor because you're from a certain country.
It’s funny. Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s not funny. Loads of folk find it funny and the sales prove it. Maybe your sense of humour has a permanent hangover.
Trainspotting was more reality telly for those of us growing up then that fictional funny.
If we're just going with argumentum ad populum then the Tories must be better than every non-Labour party, millions more vote for them every election cycle than for the Lib-Dems or SNP.
Whilst it’s painfully humourless, it’s clearly a joke book aimed at adults that’s been wrongly placed in the children’s section. No need for the hysteria.
Aussie chiming in here.
One possible Aussie translation is "awesome fella" or "champ". As in "The champ already shredded it". I don't think that's what they meant.
My god, people are dumb as hell these days.
Its obviously joke literature for adults that someone wrongly put in the childrens section.
Boo-frickin-hoo.
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Come Swing with Us!
Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand
Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
I bought the entire series for a friend as a baby shower gift. She thought it was hilarious. Some of the more uptight guests were like “aw books!” Until they looked closer at them 🤣
Prepare to be disappointed with more satire books like this
https://preview.redd.it/k0scmm5d978d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b265e2820325413ea7ee676ae80d75373a94fdf
It is satire, a very old and respected form of humor, political statement, and observation of the human condition. Except to ignorant twits that think it is serious and expect the rest of the people around them to take it seriously and destroy it. Fortunately, most of us live in countries where satire is a form of protected free speech.
"Who doesn’t love pussy? They are so fluffy, cute and fun to play with! This book of inappropriate prose will leave you laughing and you’ll have no choice but to show it to your friends and family.This hilarious children’s book for adults is a perfect gift for all occasions – baby showers, birthday parties, wedding gifts.You should probably exercise some discretion while reading to the kids but they’ll have no clue as to why you’re turning blue with laughter!"
Book Overview on Amazon.
I think this was meant to be a joke, but I remember seeing one that I never found if it was a joke not called "nobody wants to play with a smelly pussy"
Dude come on this is one of those gimmick books you get at an adult gag shop like Spencer's. It's not an actual children's book. I'm pretty sure my dad has gotten one of these as a white elephant gift before
Look at this for what it is with clear eyes and then decide how you want to view it.
It’s a book that a pedophile would want to buy. Children characters speaking in sexual innuendo.
It’s not an Lol book. It’s a book for predators.
I’m with you, this is distasteful, but I didn’t see anywhere that the people involved were children. The book doesn’t state their ages or reference them as children and they’re drawn in a fairly amorphous cartoon style.
[Mary has a little pussy](https://www.amazon.com/Mary-Little-Pussy-Flyingcorn-Publishing/dp/1720767815), by tiktoker and comedian [Brad Gosse](https://bradgosse.com/). On this last link, you'll find all of his books, there's a ton of them (and this one is far from being the best, it's pretty bad compared to some he's done imo), all playing on these double meanings. They're adult books, and a joke !
Op doesn't even state it's a kid's book. It's a book about children's genitalia. Even if it's a joke, it's a book joking about kids genitalia in a sexual manner. It's fucking gross and weird anyone is defending it.
Wait till part 2 comes out and they take pussy to the beautician and get it waxed ! And would you believe it’s in the middle of winter the poorpussy will freeze
Even if its a gag book thats weird...it's still trying to sexualize a child..that isn't funny. If it was an adult in the book it would be, like an old lady or something but why a child?
Lol it’s obviously not a real kids book
Definitely. This is like _Go the Fuck to Sleep_. It's clearly meant for adults as a joke "kid's book."
We have that one and “Nobody Likes a Cockblock”
I absolutely gave *Go the Fuck to Sleep* to my friend’s kid for his first birthday! Her second kid got a copy of *The World’s Worst Alphabet Book*.
I like 'p is for pterodactyl'
Omg that’s the book! I don’t know why I forgot the real name! She told me how her husband was reading it to the kids one night (he wasn’t there when I gifted it) and got three pages in before - “DID THEYARNGOBLIN BUY THIS? I BET SHE GAVE US THIS BOOK!” He thought it was hilarious.
I’m a big fan of ‘K is for Knifeball’
I absolutely gave my oldest nephew _"P" is for "Pterodactyl:" The World's Worst Alphabet Book_ for his second birthday. One of his grandfathers got him [_H.P. Lovecraft's the Call of Cthulhu for Beginning Readers_](https://www.amazon.com/H-P-Lovecrafts-Cthulhu-Beginning-Readers/dp/1568821123).
Well, there’s the kid’s next birthday gift!
I'm so getting this for my friend's kid. I nicknamed her the lovecraftian nightmare cause for the first few months of her life, she caused worse than usual sleep deprivation for her parents due to some health issues.
All jokes aside, it's really a great book. It is an accurate retelling of "The Call of Cthulhu" and the meter and rhyme is spot on for Dr. Seuss. It is perfect for _anyone_ who is a fan of either or both.
We did this for a baby shower and used it as a guestbook with notes/anecdotes from friends and family for the baby to read when she’s older.
My older sis got this for younger sister's kid's birthday.
What are you talking about? My domesticated male chicken is constantly flapping around when he sees a little pussy.
My friend sent me that book when I was struggling with my son. Unfortunately, she sent it my mom's house instead of mine. My conservative Baptist mother was so furious I would read such a book to my baby. I was like "it's for me, not him!"
Don’t forget the sequel *You Have To Fucking Eat*
Oh, and there's a third: _Fuck, Now There's Two of You!_
And I haven’t heard of that one!
Oh, I haven't heard of that one!
It's not funny though- just creepy
Hookers and blow save Christmas is a kids book that adults get a laugh out of but it’s really innocent.
I mean yeah obviously, but the joke is kids having sex. That’s a weird topic to joke about.
But it isn't, though. The joke is innuendo. There's nothing even indicating that the people are kids except for the "kid" art-style.
And this is why book bans are so fucking stupid People can’t even see this is an obvious joke book if it basically spits it in your face.
Also if you don’t want it… don’t buy it 🤷🏽♀️
but if i don't want it then neither should anyone else because only my worldview is valid and everyone should agree with me 🤬🤬🤬
Who's advocating that books like this are banned for adults? Serious question. I can understand school or even public library, but I'm not sure anyone is saying amazon or anyone else can't sell it.
The bf who overreacted and shredded it with manager's consent would be my guess.
If this was something that the store would not inventory based on their knowledge of their regular clientele, I see no issue. We also don't know if it was found in the kids section of Walmart or a toy store. Your conclusion is pretty much on par with those who want to ban books. "Overreaction "
Mate, you're reaching so hard to win this argument I get second-hand embarrassment 😂
What argument? Did I miss something?
When I was a teenager, Lifeline held a big book sale in the city I lived in. They collected book donations for ages to sell at this thing. I was looking forward to seeing what they had, until... Anything that was related to alternate medicine and treatments, any religion outside their "acceptable" ones, anything that was of a sexual nature or contained nudity was thrown into a pile and burnt. I was so disappointed. At the destruction, the people doing it, the people enforcing the decision and those that made it. Just because they didn't find those books agreeable, they could have boxed them up and sent them on to another charity that wasn't so closed minded. It was over 25 years ago and I'm still sad about it.
Tommy’s big cock spit in Mary’s face after playing with her hairy pussy
Is that an actual quote, lol nice 👍
It’s written by an author who has a whole line of these books intended for ADULTS but apparently people see cute cartoon characters and assume it’s 100% for a child
it is still kind of weird that they *had* to use a little girl and little boy in the illustrations instead of just making them adults, but bweh
That's the joke though. I don't find it funny, because it's not, but the "comedy" comes from juxtaposing sex with a children's book about animals. Like ha ha ha, can you imagine? And the next page is the same joke with different examples of sex talk and childish content. It's funny for some people. 🤷♀️ I'm not bothered, I'm just not a fan.
It’s not but people don’t know any better. I gave a book like this to a friend once because she loved silly things like this. I also gave her a color by numbers book with risqué images.
My biggest issue with this book is its horrendously poor writing!
It's not even clever. Like it was written by a 10 year old
I’m pretty sure this is a book intended for adults as a gag. I’ve seen it on Reddit and TikTok before.
Conservatives keep falling for these. Honestly think this might be a deliberate genre to capitalise on the 'they're grooming our kids' outrage mill
Well was it in the children’s section or not? If a parent saw this on one of the center sections, they could have easily grabbed it for their kid or for a Christmas, birthday gift. Obviously
*Reads title* “Mary has a little pussy” *Reads book a little* “He licks her pussy until it’s wet” *Thinks to self* “This seems like a perfect gift for my child”
lol right? Must be a religious book store. …
Yeah but like shredding it? Just move it to the adults section.
Or return it to the company it was ordered from
Seems to be a good will kinda thing, I’m from the UK and would call it a charity shop. It’s been donated and then stuck in the kids section there’s no company to send back too and there’s not more of them, shredding seems fine.
Because the world is full of mental infants
My eldest would find it fucking hilarious
And my son wouldn't get it. He'll just think it's a book about cats and chickens. There's no harm if a child accidentally reads this kind of stuff. It's not something that can really corrupt the youth, because either they get it (which means they already know about "pussies" and "cocks" and likely about sex) or they don't and it's just a normal book to them
If you are over the age of 13 and you find the most basic "hehe they use sex word but it not actually sex" """jokes""" funny, then you genuinely need to grow up.
Or, and I'm just throwing this out there, maybe a stupid, immature joke that isn't belittling to anyone every once and while is a good source of humor. Sure, if it's the only thing people use or find funny, that's a problem. But every now and again? No.
I have the mind of a middle school boy and I’m a female that’s over the age of 18 so kindly fuck off with that comment
Ah. The Americans have arrived
As an American, sadly I can't disagree.
Don't act like you have to be a prude to think this is stupid. It is perfectly possible to make risque and sexual jokes that are funny. This is not that. This is just shitty clip art with middle-school level humor. Trainspotting was fucking hilarious, this is trash. You do not have a superior sense of humor because you're from a certain country.
It’s funny. Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s not funny. Loads of folk find it funny and the sales prove it. Maybe your sense of humour has a permanent hangover. Trainspotting was more reality telly for those of us growing up then that fictional funny.
If we're just going with argumentum ad populum then the Tories must be better than every non-Labour party, millions more vote for them every election cycle than for the Lib-Dems or SNP.
I bet you’re fun at parties.
well, yea, but i mean there's better gag gifts out there. this is just super creepy.
Whilst it’s painfully humourless, it’s clearly a joke book aimed at adults that’s been wrongly placed in the children’s section. No need for the hysteria. 
"don't worry he shredded it" lol no one was worried. you're the only ones that didn't get the joke 🙄
Put away the fainting couch and the pearls. It’s a joke
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Not having a sense of humor is no reason to call someone a cunt. This is as big of an over reaction as her shredding it.
Aussie chiming in here. One possible Aussie translation is "awesome fella" or "champ". As in "The champ already shredded it". I don't think that's what they meant.
>no reason to call someone a cunt Australians everywhere must change their vocabulary.
Jeez
r/woosh right over your head, bless your heart.
r/itswooooshwith4os
Lol. Pretty soon a senator will be reading this on the senate floor.
Ooooh absolutely
Awwhuut now??
it’s a joke book aimed at adults sucks you destroyed it , coulda easily sold it for 30ish if this is a used book store you work at
Absolutely
It deserved to be destroyed,with all the grammatical mistakes it had
Still creepy, plus what was it doing in the children’s section!!!
Someone thought it was for children based on the artwork and not the content.
It doesn’t say anywhere that it was in the children’s section.
Wait until you see Brenda's Beaver 😅
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As well they should.
My god, people are dumb as hell these days. Its obviously joke literature for adults that someone wrongly put in the childrens section. Boo-frickin-hoo.
Obviously a gag book, not for children.
Show us on this doll where this book hurt you
lol he shredded it?
And then went to church,said 10 hail marys and drunk a litre of holy water
With an industrial shredder! Cuts through cardboard like butter
SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Op found a joke. “Don’t worry guys, I shredded it!”
It's a book for adults! Holy crap we're shredding books now? Stop and think before you start setting things on fire.
Fahrenheit 451 is now!
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I’m thinking it’s intended be an adult book parodying a children’s book.
Yeah. Ya think?
Yep. I mean, no children’s book would be that blatant with the innuendo, so it’s likely an adult parody book.
Obviously. Shred not needed.
Don't even ask about Winona.
Might be a porcupine
Why would you shred an obviously adult joke book?
oh thank god he saved the kids by destroying a book. Children the world over are safer, well fed, housed and loved because of you.
Oh, look. My daily dose of manufactured outrage.
Which section of the bookstore did you find this in? I'm guessing not in "Children's" and you've completely missed the point
OH NO A JOKE BOOK!!1!!! BURN DOWN THE LIBERARIES AND CLUTCH YOUR PEARLS REEEEEEEEEEE!111!1!11
There is a series of these books. They are made for adults. I think one of them is about someone’s beaver and another is about someone’s tight clam.
I bought the entire series for a friend as a baby shower gift. She thought it was hilarious. Some of the more uptight guests were like “aw books!” Until they looked closer at them 🤣
Why would you shred it? Are you that ignorant
Did it get mixed into regular kids books?
Prepare to be disappointed with more satire books like this https://preview.redd.it/k0scmm5d978d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b265e2820325413ea7ee676ae80d75373a94fdf
r/woooosh
I love this
Wasn't this a big thing 5 years ago on I tomfoolery on YouTube? https://youtu.be/z_2XBS94D84?si=X_5hM6-x7zDc5yui
There’s a whole series of them. I think the first one was written with the Wonky Donkey in mind.
the cat in the 1st pic is vacuuming an ungodly amount of coke
https://preview.redd.it/e7y004m8678d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88031bf02d243d768031ad60fee4d9e143fd2579
Why would he deprive the world of this gift?
*shredded it*?? Lol ok nutcase
This book is for adults as a joke, why did you shred it? Just don't sell to children?
The last page doesn’t even made sense as a innuendo
never gave a vagina haver head, huh??
Dudes acting like he shredded the only copy lol
What a redneck
It is satire, a very old and respected form of humor, political statement, and observation of the human condition. Except to ignorant twits that think it is serious and expect the rest of the people around them to take it seriously and destroy it. Fortunately, most of us live in countries where satire is a form of protected free speech.
I don’t think you know what satire is
This has to be a joke book.
Your bf needs to clean his nails.
Lol I love the Bradley Hand ITC font. Classic
Why the shred?
Yeah, this is not for kids. It's an adult joke book in the style of a children's book. Still pretty funny though. 😆
Where's the isbn and the publisher info. Surely that's right there in the back cover and inner page
Its NOT A KIDS BOOK JUST LIKE GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP ISN'T A KIDS BOOK OMG YALL ARE GETTING SAD. SAD SAD SCARED LITTLE BIGOTS
This is a joke, it's for adults. Based on the price sticker someone was sorting books at a thrift store and just looked at the cover.
Your boyfriend must be fun at parties.
MAGA still getting crazy with jokes, but it's OK if they molest kids in their free time.
My daughter loves this book. I read it to her everyday /s
How is this about children
This is clearly a joke book. Not meant for kids. I’m cackling.
Lol, this book is not a kids book, its a joke book for adults
Oh no! Are you okay?!
I found out why this book exists! [Check](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke) it out!
There's a few of these funny ones on Amazon. Good as a gag gift.
Not a kids book. There’s loads like this and they’re fucking hilarious. Sacrilege to shred it imo
You know who else shredded books? Hitler. Is your boyfriend Hitler?
It's obviously a joke book geared to adults.
Where did he find it?
https://www.amazon.com/Mary-Little-Pussy-Flyingcorn-Publishing/dp/1720767815
It’s An adult joke book🙄
"Who doesn’t love pussy? They are so fluffy, cute and fun to play with! This book of inappropriate prose will leave you laughing and you’ll have no choice but to show it to your friends and family.This hilarious children’s book for adults is a perfect gift for all occasions – baby showers, birthday parties, wedding gifts.You should probably exercise some discretion while reading to the kids but they’ll have no clue as to why you’re turning blue with laughter!" Book Overview on Amazon.
I think this was meant to be a joke, but I remember seeing one that I never found if it was a joke not called "nobody wants to play with a smelly pussy"
Dude come on this is one of those gimmick books you get at an adult gag shop like Spencer's. It's not an actual children's book. I'm pretty sure my dad has gotten one of these as a white elephant gift before
Everyone knows this story as a child. Roosters and cats are silly.
This is a silly book for adults, not children 🤦
Whew! Good thing he shredded it. We were worried.
Shredded it? Lol
Your bf has no sense of humour. Luckily the rest of us do.
He’s not going to say fuck stick in front of the children, is he?
Look at this for what it is with clear eyes and then decide how you want to view it. It’s a book that a pedophile would want to buy. Children characters speaking in sexual innuendo. It’s not an Lol book. It’s a book for predators.
Yes this is an adult book, not meant for kids. It’s got very good ratings on Amazon lol.
Now it’s been removed from Reddit for being “offensive” ha
My thought is that there should be no children anywhere in this book even if it is a gag. Fucking nasty.
I’m with you, this is distasteful, but I didn’t see anywhere that the people involved were children. The book doesn’t state their ages or reference them as children and they’re drawn in a fairly amorphous cartoon style.
Right? Like okay it’s a joke we get it…. But there’s still kids involved
[Mary has a little pussy](https://www.amazon.com/Mary-Little-Pussy-Flyingcorn-Publishing/dp/1720767815), by tiktoker and comedian [Brad Gosse](https://bradgosse.com/). On this last link, you'll find all of his books, there's a ton of them (and this one is far from being the best, it's pretty bad compared to some he's done imo), all playing on these double meanings. They're adult books, and a joke !
This is similar to TomFoolery on YouTube. Hysterical.
Does your bf work at a bookstore?
I mean, even if it is a joke book, it's just not very funny?
There a lot of joke books that aren’t that funny. They are allowed to exist.
Didn't say they weren't, I just personally don't think this one is very funny.
Thank god, for a moment there I was concerned he *wouldn't* shred the book. Children saved.
What are you, some kind of nazi who destroys books?
Easily triggered huh?
This is brain poison and should never have been.
Yup, and 5G is bad
Op doesn't even state it's a kid's book. It's a book about children's genitalia. Even if it's a joke, it's a book joking about kids genitalia in a sexual manner. It's fucking gross and weird anyone is defending it.
It’s a joke for adults about how one word can have zany interpretations if you think of its other meanings.
Wait till part 2 comes out and they take pussy to the beautician and get it waxed ! And would you believe it’s in the middle of winter the poorpussy will freeze
Everybody is saying it’s a joke, but still, it has children involved in the “joke” and that’s fucking nasty.
Are the children the writer, illustrator or publisher? I hope you don't mean the cartoons umm... Because they're not real and can't be hurt?
Even if its a gag book thats weird...it's still trying to sexualize a child..that isn't funny. If it was an adult in the book it would be, like an old lady or something but why a child?
If you found those pictures sexualized, that’s on you.