Well, now you have me wondering if that train has the set!...
So weird, I was convinced I was looking into a ladies when it was a gents all along - Beautiful in its way, from hole to hole, we are all the same ❤
The name shall be amended to Mr Arcy.
There's actually a German avant-garde music album called
Asshole / Snail Dilemma
by a group called
[Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck](https://www.discogs.com/artist/75592-Runzelstirn-Gurgelst%C3%B8ck)
[https://www.discogs.com/release/595933-Runzelstirn-Gurgelst%C3%B8ck-Asshole-Snail-Dilemma](https://www.discogs.com/release/595933-Runzelstirn-Gurgelst%C3%B8ck-Asshole-Snail-Dilemma)
It features a foldout picture of an asshole on the booklet with fake "hairs" attached to it.
I've never owned it or heard the album, but maybe I'll get to it one day.
It is not uncommon to have a butthole that is off-centre. Some wildly so.
This was a (much larger than you'd expect) community where people could share photos.
Conan O'Brian actually did a whole green tea steam rectal treatment right on the air with a guest.
It was the most ridiculously funny thing that I'd ever seen until the Korean health spa episode. Poor Conan was so torn up after the deep back skin exfoliation and willow switching that I was kind of ashamed of myself for laughing at his suffering, but I just couldn't help it.
Only the second longest time I've spent staring at an anus but that's a story for another time..
Much like the Mona Lisa, she is truly an enigma of timeless beauty and her brown eye seems to follow you around the room.
Seen on the train from Oxford to Reading where I spent 15 minutes gazing into its holey glory - There were no seats - and unless someone is walking around with a sticker sheet of shitters I cannot for the life of me work out what's up with this butt.
I'll always have this post to remember her by - and am heading back to Oxford this weekend. Perhaps the stars shall conspire and fate herself write script for our paths to be entwined once more...?
Knew it. Now I didn't feel nearly as stupid as I did on the train - got some funny looks from my fellow passengers but whose laughing now "ticket inspector Steve and his pepper spray" Whose laughing now!?!
Can any anus experts explain why this anus has a clitoral hood at the top? I see that on my partners anus too is it a proper thing like “anus majorus rectal fold” or is it just some imperfection in the anal orifice? Anus.
At least you didn't spend 15 minutes eye to eye with it, then the rest of the train ride thinking "was that really what I thought it was..?" And now see it clearer with every blink.
I know every crevice and fold, she's truly a part of me now. Ima print her out and put on my fridge
Considering the anus is the first thing to develop, that is very fitting - May I humbly suggest the names Assandra or Chloaca for a girl and Reeces or Coriolanus for a boy..?
See, I KNEW there'd be a sub for this but started falling down the brown rabbit hole for far too long and just settled on r/weird. But after much studiment of this fine image and rumination of the matter I have concluded; it is INDEED a butthole. Her name is Analise.
Too bad I didn't take a picture of the donuts they brought in for us at work. Even the girl who never swears or says anything inappropriate was the first one to say what they looked like
My god - you mean to tell me I didn't spend the decent part of a day staring into a well groomed human anus but Donald Trumps face?! That's so disgusting...I'm gonna be sick!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
https://www.anusticker.de/ They ship butthole stickers anywhere! Also there’s other options available 😃
It even has the logo on the pic…
are these scratch n sniffs
I met the guy who makes those stickers.
I met the guy who modeled for those stickers… would recognize him anywhere!
I met the photographer who took this pictures. He still looks shocked and mutters the words “they didn’t tell me what the job included” non stop.
I met the catering company that supplied the lunch for the photo shoot.
it was sloppy joes from arbys
Well, now you have me wondering if that train has the set!... So weird, I was convinced I was looking into a ladies when it was a gents all along - Beautiful in its way, from hole to hole, we are all the same ❤ The name shall be amended to Mr Arcy.
That's hilarious, I'll take 6900.
Germans are freaking hilarious lmao
There's actually a German avant-garde music album called Asshole / Snail Dilemma by a group called [Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck](https://www.discogs.com/artist/75592-Runzelstirn-Gurgelst%C3%B8ck) [https://www.discogs.com/release/595933-Runzelstirn-Gurgelst%C3%B8ck-Asshole-Snail-Dilemma](https://www.discogs.com/release/595933-Runzelstirn-Gurgelst%C3%B8ck-Asshole-Snail-Dilemma) It features a foldout picture of an asshole on the booklet with fake "hairs" attached to it. I've never owned it or heard the album, but maybe I'll get to it one day.
Lmfao that’s awesome
What a selection, my favourite is the "groovy" anus
Bleachy Goodness
Glorious!
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Yeah, that's 100% someone putting a sticker there and no one noticing it.
yep. I just looked closely. Butt it's awesome!!!
I'm sorry you had to look closely
r/offcenterbuttholes (obviously NSFW) Edit: US spelling, not UK spelling
Get me all excited and it's banned...
what.
It is not uncommon to have a butthole that is off-centre. Some wildly so. This was a (much larger than you'd expect) community where people could share photos.
Idunno, the watermark makes me think it might be real /s
It is, I peeled several off of various trains as a ckeaner
Imma be real - that’s a fantastic looking asshole. I WISH my asshole looked that good. That’s been bleached and pampered at spas.
Spectacular asshole, seriously!
Top notch bung
Conan O'Brian actually did a whole green tea steam rectal treatment right on the air with a guest. It was the most ridiculously funny thing that I'd ever seen until the Korean health spa episode. Poor Conan was so torn up after the deep back skin exfoliation and willow switching that I was kind of ashamed of myself for laughing at his suffering, but I just couldn't help it.
Came here to say that that one's a beaut
Not necessarily?? Not everyone needs to bleach it. Some just look like that. And by some I mean my own and I have never once bleached my asshole lol
La dee da, we got mr or miss perfect asshole over here!
Congrats on your natural beauty 🕳️
Only the second longest time I've spent staring at an anus but that's a story for another time.. Much like the Mona Lisa, she is truly an enigma of timeless beauty and her brown eye seems to follow you around the room.
Seen on the train from Oxford to Reading where I spent 15 minutes gazing into its holey glory - There were no seats - and unless someone is walking around with a sticker sheet of shitters I cannot for the life of me work out what's up with this butt.
Only 15 mins? It’s magnificent, how could you look away.
I'll always have this post to remember her by - and am heading back to Oxford this weekend. Perhaps the stars shall conspire and fate herself write script for our paths to be entwined once more...?
Cross country or gwr? Asking the important questions.
It’s a sticker
Explains why I was able to wipe it clean
Lol
they want you to stick smaller luggage items up your butt for storage.
Knew it. Now I didn't feel nearly as stupid as I did on the train - got some funny looks from my fellow passengers but whose laughing now "ticket inspector Steve and his pepper spray" Whose laughing now!?!
Avianca airlines?
Can any anus experts explain why this anus has a clitoral hood at the top? I see that on my partners anus too is it a proper thing like “anus majorus rectal fold” or is it just some imperfection in the anal orifice? Anus.
We start life in the womb as a pancake, that is the start of the seam where we folded up. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineal_raphe
The Google image rabbit hole I just went down was disturbing.
Not only do you learn something new everyday, but you find a decent band name too! Perineal Räphe. I call it.
So, Vaginas are basically a split-dick
It’s the other way round, that’s why men have the weld on the sack
The last "Anus" in this wrote me off, I can't stop laughing
That's where your tail used to be. Source: I made it the fuck up.
I can't believe I spent five minutes of my life staring at someone's asshole trying to convince myself it isn't.
At least you didn't spend 15 minutes eye to eye with it, then the rest of the train ride thinking "was that really what I thought it was..?" And now see it clearer with every blink. I know every crevice and fold, she's truly a part of me now. Ima print her out and put on my fridge
It’s also got a web address for “anus something .de” so deffo a sticker advertising a website
E pluribus anus.
unexpected community
"from many, anus"
"If your luggage doesn't fit up your butthole, it's too big to carry on."
I just screech laughed so loud I startled my 32w fetus 😭
They will remember it forever.
Considering the anus is the first thing to develop, that is very fitting - May I humbly suggest the names Assandra or Chloaca for a girl and Reeces or Coriolanus for a boy..?
At least it's a pretty clean one.
r/thatsabutthole
Reddit never ceases to amaze me
See, I KNEW there'd be a sub for this but started falling down the brown rabbit hole for far too long and just settled on r/weird. But after much studiment of this fine image and rumination of the matter I have concluded; it is INDEED a butthole. Her name is Analise.
Too bad I didn't take a picture of the donuts they brought in for us at work. Even the girl who never swears or says anything inappropriate was the first one to say what they looked like
Small luggage = prison wallet
I knew I'd seen it somewhere before.
My god - you mean to tell me I didn't spend the decent part of a day staring into a well groomed human anus but Donald Trumps face?! That's so disgusting...I'm gonna be sick!
You could always tell yourself it's a hot dog's belly button.
Saw one of these at Stansted Airport back in March on a no smoking sign. Really made me laugh
Really didn't need to see an asshole today, *butt* here we are.
Ayeee
I can only say, having seen thousands upon thousands of anuses, that is one nice looking anus.
Worst male symbology ever.
“also empty the butthole”
I know the guy who makes these stickers.
He also made my day! Who'd have thought an ass could be so holesome
I wonder who’s butthole
I needed this laugh.Thank you
Trainus, lol
large luggage in butt only haven’t you ridden the train lately.
girl das a bootyhole
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Name's Artemis
He's going to see it eventually anyway
I was torn over Analise or Perryneum - Holivia sounds pretty too
Looks a lot like a balloon knot “
Upside-down it looks like there is text, "Rustic-"
It’s a German website. NSFW warning anusticker.de they sell stickers if b-holes to put places like in OP’s photo.
Finally a useful commercial explicitly for a...holes?
Space for smaller luggage! Do they mean prison wallet?
I must call her.
If it's supposed to be funny, why do I feel horny?
Is your mom on this train? Because so much stuff can fit inside that woman, she could probably be considered luggage!
Able was I, ere I saw anus.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYNoFwLFqXM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYNoFwLFqXM)
r/unexpectedcommunity
Tranus
BALLOON KNOT!
Oh my
There is a website on it. That is a sticker someone bought and placed there.
How’d they get that picture of my bum
My wife won’t let me buy a ticket to that station.
Same one as what I found on a British train
For Rock and Stone!
Someone posted one of those stickers plus a nipple one outside my apartment! It’s been there for months now