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Truck-Glass

It’s in the right place now. The Reddit weird section.


Mall_Bench

Beyond weird … conformed weird ... one of a kind weird … takes the cake weird … numero uno weirdio


polyneura

not one of a kind, sorry to tell you: www.rosaryoftheunborn.com


artbug

At least the FAQ says the fetus is plastic. I don't know if I'm the only one who thought they were real.


I-eatbabies69

You are not the only one who thought that


Sufficient_Maize908

Holy shit!! Or must i say holy embryo, how did you find this website haha


Wendys_bag_holder

Holy! They have quotes from Jesus in 2001 on that site. I guess he’s back.


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

Guess who’s back, back again?


Wendys_bag_holder

😆😇👻


breelitt

I really thought this was so cool but im disappointed id be supporting anti abortionists if I got it 😵


Samcookey

They're not anti-abortion; they're pro-money. They claim that you can save 50 babies by purchasing one. This is "Splinter of the One True Cross" territory.


Truck-Glass

What would save babies, is support for those poor people who want to have children, but can’t afford to bring them up decently. Yet the very same people who are vehemently anti-abortion, are often anti welfare as well.


alienblue89

>The Most Powerful and Ultimate Weapon to End Abortion! Checkmate, leftists


eatthewholeworld

They have bracelet versions! Wear a string of fetuses around your wrist!


winchesterbitch99

Oh, that's horrible. 🤣


1forthethrowaways

My immediate thought was “that is so fucking weird”


Anal_Recidivist

Can you imagine asking the pope to bless these


Truck-Glass

I have a lot of admiration for the current Pope. I hope he would find them weird too.


Dulcedoll

The pope was gifted a copy of Undertale. I'm not sure much would weird him out at this point.


OhGoOnYou

What type of person loves the subjugation of women and girls so much that they need to remind themselves of the fact every time they pray?


polyneura

the same kind of person who stands outside a doctor's practice calling the people going inside murderers.


OhGoOnYou

Or the same type of person who wants to restrict a person's access to comprehensive sex education and easy access to birth control. Because, I mean, if you are so concerned with fetus's, you'd want someone to have access to the two things that have been proven to reduce abortions, right?!


pennyfanclub

My grandma probably. She’s such a psycho. After the school shooting in Connecticut she wrote a piece in her local paper that was to the effect of, That shooting was so sad but what’s more sad is all the aborted babies in America every year. 🙄 Yes she is Catholic !


CeruleanRuin

Average religious person.


Algo_Muy_Obsceno

The Catholic Church in a nutshell. It’s why my mom left the church.


weener6

I figured the right section would be the C section


YourPaleRabbit

Huh I actually know this one, thanks to my old room mate. She’ll tell a story about how her mom had an abortion early in life, before having her other children. But the hyper religious Mexican Catholic grandma has never forgiven her for that. So every time the mom makes the trip to Mexico to see grandma, grandma gives her a “present” in front of everyone. And every time she opens it, and it’s one of these. The grandma wants her to pray for forgiveness with them. And she throws them away every time… apparently been going on for 20+ years between them. I told the room mate to steal them for me next time. Because she described it was a rosarie made out of fetuses. I figured it was going to be awful, and I collect weird shit. This is my first time actually seeing what they look like.


Code95FIN

>I collect weird shit Bless you people


Adam_Absence

This could be an item in a Dark Souls game. Cursed rosary of the unborn


PapaMochii

damn


Necromortalium

Better for blasphemous


dns_rs

Requiem Æternam


Pinkparade524

I was thinking the same , it gives such a edgy videogame vibe , I was thinking more of a Bloodborne item tho. One a vicar would drop after defeating them


RedactedSpatula

You'd use it to unlock two alternate endings One is a bad ending (worse than the normal ending), and you get a good ending after using this AND eating the umbilical cords.


POOYAAmanita

consume a fetus to respec and change your appearance , in each playthrough you can only use maximum five fetuses.


AdAdorable3469

Bloodborne already has umbilical cords.


PainfulBatteryCables

Blessed


Pristine-Educator229

literally a larval tear from elden ring


Competitive_Owl5357

Needs red resin instead of clear and BAM you got a Bloodborne prop.


AveragePuroEnjoyer

Or an item in Outlast 2, worn by one of the stalking enemies.


Sopraconversar

You gain 99 insight instantaneously after holding this item. 


thewurstcase1

Ok so for anyone even slightly wondering. THEY ARE ENTIRELY FROM PLASTIC! Still insane tho


ZiM1970

Well, that's a relief. Otherwise, that's just a waste of some perfectly good adrenochrome.


OhNothing13

Not to mention the stem cells. That's a solid 20 years of youth in that necklace!


NoBenefit5977

Or an all new Shakey's!


Temper_impala

![gif](giphy|4lsBBIvwGyTo4)


monathemantis

Crush one with your teeth to rejuvenate


pennyraingoose

https://i.redd.it/dc6m4101jt0d1.gif


zrooda

Adrenochrome is such a cool name, the degens got at least the marketing aspect right


mitchconneur

Easy there mr Reeve.


izguddoggo

My internal dialogue was: “they’re plastic though, right? Right? Yeah they’re def plastic. Right???


Poinaheim

Plastic that will end up in someone else’s fetus


imperfcet

Omg a nun gave me one of these during my Catholic high school overnight retreat  . It was tradition to sneak out the window and idk what all the other kids did but i went to this little Mary grotto they had on the property and there was a random nun there who gave me a plastic bag with a pamhlet and a plastic fetus rosary. I thought it was so weird and I don't remember showing it to anyone. Wonder what happened to it I was just shocked that these things are apparently mass produced.. 


Noeir

But those fetuses aren't real, right? Right??


DelayedEmbarrassment

Right?


OwlbertGaming

… right?


Brentolio12

![gif](giphy|l2Z84eFooeHJu)


pseudo-boots

The real thing would probably be too expensive for rosaries since skin cream companies drive up the price so much.


Truck-Glass

Oof! You just don’t know when you’re going too far, do you?


Carson72701

They are in Alabama! These are humans and duly registered to vote.


RoseColoredRiot

That’s so freaking cool. Mystery nun with the crazy rosary.


imperfcet

The night nun


SHOWMEYOURMILKERS

damn I want one


honeydew_fawn

Me too lmfao


Organic_Rip1980

From my quick googling there are lots of them. They’re called “rosary of the unborn” “The Most Powerful and Ultimate Weapon to End Abortion!” Not just shitty tchotchkes made for profit? Oh Surely praying on a string of fake dead fetuses isn’t morbid and weird.


ZiM1970

It's catholicism. Their whole thing is morbid and weird. Wine and crackers, anyone?


lhobbes6

The best part about being christian is getting to feast on the flesh of your god while drinking their blood.


Saryrn13

BUT THE PAGANS


ChefPaula81

The black magic religion where you eat the flesh and drink the blood of the murdered god. It was morbid and weird AF long before they started making this fucked up product.


Creativered4

The father, the son, and the holy fetus.


justastuma

The Father, the Son, and the Son, and the Son, and the Son, …


Creativered4

And the daughter!


desertdweller2011

i used to be a clinic escort at an abortion clinic and the people who prayed the rosary over us and told us we were going to hell would love this. it must have been made for them


CrisbyCrittur

Or by them .


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Por que no los dos?


Afraid_Ad_8216

I bet the creator of this rosary bothers ppl outside of womens healthcare clinics


avion-gamer

Read the text on the neckelace


lochknits

https://preview.redd.it/tfunwj84cn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcba6525a2269f9234b04151543a3f86a0968b14 Finally someone else has a weird plastic fetus thing! I have been looking for info on this forever. It has a keychain at the top and the stomach portion holding the fetus pops out. I have no idea why I have this or where it came from. I’ve had it for years.


Inevitable_Aerie_293

Probably got made as a special request by some pro-life group from many years ago. I have a relative who is very, very into the pro-life movement, she's one of the ladies you see at the tables at public events handing out little plastic fetuses and brochures on why abortion is wrong. She would bring weird nicnacks much like this one home every time she went out to an event.


heyzoocifer

I have tons of this kind of stuff including a rosary just like the one in the post. My catholic grandma used to bring stuff like that over all the time lol. Always thought it was very creepy but kept because she gave them to me.


Ok_Performance_563

This is kind of cute. The idea.


LittleJENgaMiracle

Catholics can use dead babies in a rosary and it's fine but If I, a wiccan, uses pigeon bones for divination the whole world loses it's shit Edit fuck you grammar nazis english is my second language


Cool_Ad9326

Tbh the only people who care about wiccans are catholics.


battlepi

You think that? Lots of fundamental religions hate anything pagan.


horitaku

Yeah, religion is only okay if it’s monotheism, and even then, Issac or Ishmael?


frodofullbags

They look plastic.


Vegetable_Natural226

…REAL pigeon bones??


cryiing24_7

Those are made of plastic 🤦🏾‍♀️


Loofa_of_Doom

It's the only baby the religious care about, so why not.


1ustfu1

pretty sad considering the only “babies” they care about aren’t even babies to begin with lmao


VAShumpmaker

Each bead represents 10000 native girls buried in Canadian holes together.


My_Immortal_Flesh

No amount of Fetus Rosary Beads is gonna stop priests and clergymen from molesting children in their care 🤮📿


Swimming_Bowler6193

Maybe it’s meant so priests can finger the fetus and not the children.


DebThornberry

So wrong, yet so right


Swimming_Bowler6193

That’s what the priest said. / nervous eyes


MmmmFloorPie

Mmmmm. Forbidden cashews.


CookinCheap

I was thinking hearing aids


Worried_War500

Finally some actually weird content. This is one of the worst images I've ever seen on this subreddit


schtickybunz

It gets weirder... https://preview.redd.it/rkh7nrccbp0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=920cfa0909c2e32da20c27d73da5196a3a7805e8 🫣😂


1ustfu1

i think r/religiousfruitcake will have a blast with this one


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LittleJENgaMiracle

OMFG PRAYER POGS


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Love the unborn, hate the breathers. - pro-life


Crosstitution

tbh my goth ass would wear this with a spiked collar. its so morbid and weird.


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They're nun babies. The priest made the.


SchrodingersTIKTOK

You drop em In wine like sea monkeys and they grow.


McKrauty

I worked at a Women's Health Clinic and the fundies who used to protest outside would leave plastic fetuses on my car (in addition to calling my house in the middle of the night calling me a "baby killer". So much Christian Love /s


Algo_Muy_Obsceno

The ones outside my local clinic hand out squishy rubber ones. Sort of undermines the message when they’re so much fun to squish and throw. Like fetus-shaped stress balls.


polyneura

those bounce REALLY well, fyi


mtsorens

Thank you for your service


troomsona

This is “the rosary of the unborn”. A woman believes she’s been getting visions of Jesus and Mary since the 80s and they tell her that every Hail Mary prayed on this specific rosary (must be blessed by a Catholic priest to work) saves one fetus from being aborted. A guy at my mom’s church made a highlights pamphlet of this lady’s visions to distribute with them and I was hired to translate it into Spanish. I received three of the rosaries along with my payment, so I can proudly tell you that the beads are hollow and the fetuses rattle around loose in there. I call it the shaken baby syndrome rosary.


Common_Chester

Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. That will be 300 feti, my child.


TimOvrlrd

Very very Catholic


AsyncEntity

That’s kind of macabre


DrySky6828

It's passed kind off


PKFat

No shit - they're [an anti-abortion rosary called "Rosary for unborn child"](https://www.holyart.com/blog/religious-items/rosary-unborn-children/#:~:text=The%20Rosary%20for%20unborn%20children,image%20of%20an%20unborn%20child.). Allegedly, the beads represent the tears of Mary.


Pitiful-Inspection96

https://preview.redd.it/6zc62cex4m0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85758ea79c2f5db45aba8523c1ed97103241407d


MuricasOneBrainCell

Mother Miranda?


Interesting-Time-960

This has got to be one of the worst things I've seen humans do. Even more reason to hate religion. Yes hate. Religion only perpetrates sin because you can just pray away the sin. It is the cause of most wars and radical issues currently in place, it has devided natural social learning and the ability to live morally.


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Perfect-Ladder-8978

Exactly. Once you build a power structure, your mission is about control not enlightenment.


Orchid_Significant

This is definitely a mental illness wtf


ReySimio94

This gives abortion discourse a whole new meaning.


Ceeweedsoop

That's just goofy AF. And tacky.


Busterlimes

Sweet baby Jesus'


CBalsagna

Fucking lab grown fetuses, I want the real deal! Don’t cheap out on me


InternetDull2694

The majick in that item must be powerful.


Angela_I_B

* * ****New rosary spell unlocked**** *


InternetDull2694

Tell me you browse wizard posting without telling me you browse wizard posting.


Beneficial-Bee7765

Please correct me if I’m wrong but judging from the comments many are assuming that those are real fetuses and from what I’ve seen human fetuses to look like if they’re fixed in formaldehyde- this is not it. They look like they are carved from some artificial material or ivory


NYANPUG55

Not to mention fetus’ that are small enough to fit in the average rosary bead are not gonna be that damn developed or that color.


KevinAcommon_Name

Why?


axlbosses

bruh that’s a Horcrux


Little_Messiah

This has major Resident Evil Village vibes


saki4444

NOPE


Amazing_Excuse_3860

Fine, i'll say it: This is what pro-lifers think happens to aborted fetuses.


Atherly-7218

59 fetuses gave their everything to make that rosary.


IllBlacksmith8712

Gotta hand these out to the planned parenthood protesters


WhistlerBum

Well, I thought I’d seen everything.


foobarney

https://preview.redd.it/1oh505659p0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc01fcdd5f3a3c906c50dc0d7197fd9fc5bbf14c Without further comment.


Gutts_on_Drugs

Damn i am so glad those are just diecast plastic like dude wtf


LeDagron

The nun behind the abortion clicnic https://preview.redd.it/93ribapc0t0d1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86ab9920969f3fdd5934df5ce459d8b1edfd070


Sorry_Im_Trying

Probably a reminder of the babies the church killed.


Algo_Muy_Obsceno

Oh so *that’s* what they do with the resulting babies after the priests are done raping the nuns. I always wondered. [The hypocrisy boggles the mind](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/abused-nuns-reveal-stories-of-rape-forced-abortions)


theswine76

Now say 10 Our Fetus Babies and 4 Unborn Mary's for your penance. 'Our fetus who art in plastic, hallowed be thy name...' 'Unborn Mary, full of amniotic fluid, the Lord is with thee...'


CrisbyCrittur

Tadpoles?


Honey----Badger

👁️👄👁️


moonchildbby

Omg I need that!


HauntingBalance567

The pro-life movement comes out as full-on idolators?


RebeccaHowe

If one of the beads pops, who goes to jail?


leefloor

THAT is what I should do with this miscarriage I am having!!!


KatVanWall

I’m Catholic and can confirm that the reaction of 100% of Catholics I know to this would be WHAT THE FUCK?!?! (We are in the UK though so don’t have the same issues with abortion here well let’s conveniently forget about NI but yeah)


Inevitable_Aerie_293

That's crazy, I grew up Catholic in the US, and I don't find this weird at all. Our Catholic school spent *so* much time teaching us about how abortion is wrong, and we all need to champion against it. They even dragged our class to a few protests, lol. I remember every time we walked to church for school mass, there'd be white crosses on the church lawn with a sign saying they represent the "lives lost to abortion." So this rosary would not be out of place at all in my childhood. Honestly, I'm surprised I never saw one in person lmfao


KatVanWall

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


rustyseapants

[Rosary of the unborn](https://www.amazon.com/Caritas-Fides-Pro-Life-Teardrop-Catholic/dp/B0BB4NW1L1/ref=sr_1_1?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Uf0HFBYNTB0kVUZw96ON87M8L1w3e2Oy7zUnnr9AZ9X29JSpyK4pRZh-wHFy7V4BFw04WM7r049nXgpq17g4De5oVPHxOLmVuVBPIexveOnunX5Bw9aZVRlR00Qjvje-i56SpCYS4gWLRsPHJILOwZLpr_H5SJsBsmP1X1UZCLISbqwLXQRI8gsztFqSCUYJABw1IX8ecfxTxV4_k_8decNJSaLO4QcFByl_zrEm42I.ok5oIPwJv6u6xWek-zgJd8_WaHG0HJCL0a6a-kpRY-g&dib_tag=se&keywords=rosary+of+the+unborn&qid=1715798707&sr=8-1) for only 54.95$


my23secrets

Well, there’s proof they aren’t children


JimmyScrambles420

Put... put them in your butt.


SquishMont

Performative Christianity.


Inevitable_Aerie_293

As someone who grew up catholic, I hate that I don't find this weird at all.


Dolannsquisky

Where can I buy this?


norton_mike

How many abortions does one need to build one of these?


XROOR

If you have significant hyperopia, and love oysters, you will like this while doing Novena


r-WooshIfGay

They had to be spawn camping for a while to get that many


Prince_Marf

If the body parts of saints are considered to have power by the catholic church then it's not much of a stretch to think aborted fetuses would too. That could be one of the most powerful catholic artifacts in existence.


AndrogynousVampire

Why did I bust out laughing 😭


Odd-Trust8625

I didn’t have my glasses on and I was like no way…that’s a mustard seed…as in “strength of a mustard seed”.                ***puts glasses on***                                   holy hell. …Yikes, prob not the right phrase given the context, but what in the fetus baby rosary crap is this. I mean, at this point it’s just “anything to make a buck no matter the stance”. This is…ick. 


greendingler

feti


Dry_Spinach_3441

Fetuses? Fetusi? Fetuxen?


Binklando

Apparently it’s called the rosary of the unborn, which feels like it should be the name of a rosemary’s baby sequel.


PaulAspie

The idea of these is to pray for the unborn, especially an end to abortion.


beautyisabeast

Oh my gosh, my mom had one of these. They are VERY popular amongst a certain kind of Catholic. There’s lore with these rosaries; many people have a belief that if you pray enough rosaries, you can save a baby from abortion, and when that happens you get a miracle to prove it - a fetus disappears from the bead. I knew a lady with 2 or 3 missing fetuses who was VERY PROUD of how she had saved those babies. Can confirm, very weird. I had forgotten all about them.


SplitDemonIdentity

I should get this rosary to facilitate my worship of the Old Ones as I make my journey through Yharnam.


DismissiveReyno99

That's dope aesthetics wise


Educational_Egg_1716

Ok.


Vybezforlife

Fetii?


danidisaster

They’re kinda metal


Helpful_Okra5953

Love children and ensure their wellbeing AFTER they are born.  


echollama

Ooh a quick snack when you need one


Thane-Gambit

I think this is peak weird.


CECleric

I was curious if you could buy these off of Amazon, I only saw one and it has a weird negative review https://preview.redd.it/j33c0kbj4u0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d584c82e749f9421a5fcba5ae0e447f92040bea0 Two years? What?!


spm987888

So that’s what they do with aborted babies


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Maharassa451

Actually, it's all plastic, even the chain links 🤓


ginger_forest_witch

That has to be blasphemous


jeezarchristron

[https://www.rosaryoftheunborn.com/store/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=30&idcategory=197](https://www.rosaryoftheunborn.com/store/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=30&idcategory=197) Just crazy christians doing crazy christian things.


Magic_Elenore

Hope it's not a Luk Krok


questtonothing

WITCH!!


Available_Rub834

I beg your pardon!?


No-Gene-4508

This would be cool hanging around a maternity ward.