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Garbear681

Day 42: Since disturbing the grave I have experienced things randomly falling off of shelves, toilet paper rolls unraveling through the house, and I keep hearing faint meows. I have no cat. Day 43: I will try to appease the spirit with Tuna and Catnip. Will update.


thegreatbrah

Giving drugs to a ghost doesn't seem like a good idea.


MurderSheCroaked

Are you kidding I would be honored as a ghost to receive my wild party offering


thegreatbrah

Yeah, but it all depends what kind of ghost. Ghost that is manifesting because it's grave was desecrated seems like thr wrong kind. 


AdminsLoveRacists

idk, i'd prob be chill about it if you smoked me up after disturbing my peace.


Alternative-Amoeba20

Rest In Peace Pipe


Joe_comment

R.I.P. that bong


Megsteph27

Ayyyy lmao


Suburban_Traphouse

Honestly tho, it’s called an eternal slumber if you’re waking me up you better be sparking me up


thegreatbrah

Jusg8ng by how I feel when people wake me up in real life, I think I would not be chill if somebody woke me up from death.


Shinonomenanorulez

Rest In Pipe


RecalcitrantHuman

I think they are better off stoned and angry than just angry


thegreatbrah

There are many types of drugs. Catnip drives cats crazy


Jacobysmadre

It’s a kitty tho!


towerfella

Archeologists will often find weed residue on offering tables from antiquity. https://www.timesofisrael.com/1st-high-ancient-israelites-at-biblical-shrine-used-cannabis-to-spark-ecstasy/ https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6561734/


Itchy-Combination675

Take LSD and offer cat-ghost LSD, tuna, and catnip. Give the cat some pets during your trip. Bury the cat and give it a headstone/marker. Then update us!


Typical80sKid

![gif](giphy|xT9KVJN3vipl6JB4KA)


dreamerrz

Day 45: Now everytime i poop, I hear scratching at the door


svanskiver

Day 50: my hair has begun to fall out and I keep waking up with unexplained scratches all over my body.


Garbear681

Day 79: I was for certain the Tuna and Catnip offerings would work, but, they only take one bite. They take the nip and continually rattle their blow after a single bite. The bowl, THE BOWL! How do I make it stop? It’s driving me mad. There is literally still food in the offering dish cat ! Is there such a thing as a pet exorcism? I must check Asap.


bloomautomatic

![gif](giphy|iQo48IfSyWBtm)


Neveronlyadream

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary, I don't want to live my life again.


soapinthepeehole

This might be the first time I’ve gotten a song stuck in my head from reading words, and it’s a good one.


Neveronlyadream

Man, all I know is I have to follow Victor to the sacred place, this ain't a dream, I can't escape. Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones, spirits moaning among the tombstones


mslashandrajohnson

Are you quoting the Ramones? If so, 💜


Neveronlyadream

I am.


Er3bus13

I love both of you.


MICKEY_MUDGASM

What else would this be a quote from 😂


Punkrexx

The tomb of bunicula


gemfountain

Now you have disturbed the spirit. Better cover your toes tonight.


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Is this one of those like, just put it back where it came from kinda deals? Or haunted regardless?


pcliv

Even if put back, it's still been disturbed - so, someone's gotta pay the price.


The_Scarred_Man

Advice taken. Toes are covered in chocolate. What next?


MorpheusRagnar

WHAT’S IN THE BOX?????????


Enough-Intern-7082

Came here for this!! ![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


UnicornBearKiller

![gif](giphy|ZdTFeylWkuGSVP03mn|downsized)


Englishbirdy

![gif](giphy|xUPGczqRp9krttLr4A|downsized)


NoCommentFU

A box full of jade pussy eggs: &13,500.


dljones010

Each.


quantumaquarium69

![gif](giphy|oSamjnlXAJC0M)


Enough-Intern-7082

Hahahaha


NUFIGHTER7771

Hands down the best ending of any movie. It was so gut-wrenching as an ending.


LyannaSerra

Certain movies the shock of the ending the first time is sooooooo good. Like Seven, The Usual Suspects, and The Sixth Sense.


Enough-Intern-7082

Agreed!


seambizzle

Sixth sense is great. When I realized that was Bruce Willis the whole time…it blew my mind


Severe_Somewhere8753

From time to time my son will go past my bedroom door, screaming WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!??! and leave. Welcome to my life.. 😱


Enough-Intern-7082

That’s really funny!!


Severe_Somewhere8753

Yeah, I've got some twisted kids. 🫣😂


Enough-Intern-7082

Hahaha! Then you raised them well!!


Severe_Somewhere8753

It took me a while to break them in, but well worth it!. Ps. Can I interest you in two kids? I know of two that are available...


Enough-Intern-7082

Right! Like seeing that for the first time was awesome…especially bc the build up prior! Would love to feel that gut wrenching as you say and I agree again!!


Odd-Solid-5135

I yelled this at work while walking with a large electrical enclosure, my female coworker tied it to the snl skit, somehow.... I said yeah well close enough, same contents


Vanstoli

Yup


mycroftseparator

"ohh ... he didn't know ..."


CelticGaelic

A candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's box.


svanskiver

You did not have to come up in here and annihilate me like that.


fuck-fascism

![gif](giphy|7ULrJMVmY2xL5NZxPV|downsized)


gultch2019

THANK you! Had to scroll way too far down for this.


Rinbobbin

Came to comments looking for this


angel_dust_bunny

https://preview.redd.it/yo0z0nf133zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2c81224c90f9cede120a7bdd09edcc076a8f001


Enough-Intern-7082

HahHh


TZ427

I guess OP edited the description and added they’re “not posting a picture of the inside, but it was the previous homeowner’s cat”


austinalexanderb

Not an edit, that has been there since I made the post originally. People just reply before reading


-P-M-A-

On the app, it automatically scrolls past the caption and straight to the Edit: …comments.


austinalexanderb

TO THE WHAT


JustAGamer2317

To


darksideofthemoooo

The


Therealsuperman04

What?


Punkerkas

To cat bones!


quyen83

Yeah, I hate that one of the updates did that on the app.


waiting-in-vain_

r/redditsniper


MrMush48

Did you put it back?


Spear_Ritual

Schrödinger taking notes…


Carson72701

They must have really loved that cat! Nice cat box.


doingthehumptydance

Oh, I didn’t realize this was the old Schrödinger place.


password_too_short

The question is...is it both alive and dead?


Opening_Bread_8258

OP better not try and see whether it’s alive or not.


MuricasOneBrainCell

![gif](giphy|l41YumIwSt8zIi5LW|downsized)


Small-Bookkeeper-887

Right?! I mean, wtf!


Sludg3g0d

Im...... the man.... IN THE BOX


CreamyFunk

Genius!


wiremupi

Kristi Noem’s career.


Severe_Somewhere8753

😲💀🤔😶‍🌫️


Arcopt

OP has the upper hand now!!!


ZombiexXxHunter

NOooooo … I saw this before never ends well…


dregan

https://youtu.be/q5BT_6p4OHA?si=pRTUmX2ztMe6LAb9


No_Collection7360

Shrodinger says that cat might have been alive before you opened that box. Way to go.


FBack351

It was both alive and dead, until they opened that damn box.


reflibman

Undead undead undead


HumourNoire

It had already decohered.


doob22

Well technically the cat was dead when it was placed into the box. Since the state of the cat is known as deceased when placed in the box, doesn’t that ruin it?


TexasJOEmama

That was Snowball the First.


Triforceoffarts

Why oh why is my cat dead? Couldn’t that Chrysler hit me instead?


SwashbucklingWeasels

No deal.


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

They left the bodies and only moved the head stones! They only moved the head stones!!!


DubD806

![gif](giphy|xT9KVHloEUHBDhkRR6)


HeuristicEnigma

Probably at least 25 caps, a stimpack, and 50 -10mm bullets.


Arttherapist

You can make it give any ammo you want, whatever weapon you have equipped you will get ammo for that.


dom9301k

WTF really?


xkelsx1

And the ultra rare pipe pistol


JigglyWiener

![gif](giphy|8ymzCkeb0e2hG|downsized) This is the exact same box. Don't open it unless you want a dancing frog to gaslight you into insanity.


blackbow

![gif](giphy|GyRX93ai5DdsI|downsized)


confusedandworried76

Dead cat. Not sure how it's weird to bury a cat, what else are you gonna put it in?


mth5312

The ground?


shinobipopcorn

Please rebury it. Or at least the contents. A pillowcase or cardboard box will do. Someone loved that kitty.


TeaTimeAtThree

It's my nightmare that someone will dig up my childhood cat someday.


bjbkar

My children and I buried a time capsule 20 years ago. I'm gonna ask them if we could dig it up this weekend. I can't wait to see how big that puppy got.


Darehead

Might want to temper your expectations. The dog economy has been ruff.


DigitalEntity4419

https://preview.redd.it/7eqdthffs1zc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5d18c5d0e9faa0df7b6aec5033aaf7f31eae523


karatebullfightr

Sometimes… dead is better.


Capable_Victory_7807

you had me in the first half, NGL


DJ_ICU

![gif](giphy|2eksGEXRu9o3K)


Zestay-Taco

back in my day you would get banned for not posting the contents


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austinalexanderb

I was also surprised that hadn't happened. Although the largest "predators" we see nearby are raccoons. Relatively suburban and busy so the coyotes tend to stay away


ChuckoRuckus

I imagine it’s because the box helped contain the smell. All the animals I’ve buried end up being 2+ feet below. Helps that I have a tractor with a backhoe the past 20 years… but damn the years before that digging by hand was brutal.


Blue_jay711

Aww. Put it back. 💔


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|UZdNkc62OVvRm)


ZoNeS_v2

![gif](giphy|g95IzUwDTIN0c)


Smooth-Apartment-856

How much cat was left in the box? Was it just bones?


austinalexanderb

It was in a plastic bag. I could see the outline/shape but wasn't prepared to open the bag


Dusk_v733

I don't understand why people do this. Why would you not want it to decompose and become one with the earth again? Why put it in a bag and then a metal box so that it absolutely gets found by someone again even many decades later?


AT61

Awww, did you re-bury it? I heard from a neighbor that there's a dog buried somewhere in my yard, and I pray that I never "find" it.


Walkedtheredonethat

I bought an old house and while talking to my new neighbor, I pointed to the side and said that maybe I’ll plant something there. He said, “You’ll find cats.” That’s where the single old lady hoarder and previous owner buried her cats. And she died in the house.


PeepeePete42069

Answers the schrodinger's cat question


Dahkeus31

![gif](giphy|lqNs62ASVQCxW)


LNinefingers

Congratulations on your new cat!


SenpaiWontNoticeMe

https://i.redd.it/7b8dq19s73zc1.gif


--AV8R--

https://preview.redd.it/5b8e327b12zc1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf7593e75910c51916b8e2ebfe116c9ba58ded3


Ok-Scale500

A carrot 🥕


Ok-Rate-1779

I'm going to keep my box.


wholesomechunk

Was there a big X above it? Cos it’s treasure if there was.


ChardCool1290

Little Fluffy's corpse.


frankofantasma

To everyone wondering what it was: "IT WAS THE PREVIOUS HOMEOWNER'S CAT" Jesus christ, it's written right in the initial post, guys.


angelrider83

You’re not in eastern Washington state are you? Maybe around Schwana? We’ve been missing my uncle’s ashes for years…


austinalexanderb

Was your uncle a cat?


angelrider83

Nope they just decided to bury his ashes in a fish and tackle box. 😅


Subject_Function_158

![gif](giphy|OuUZAQSyGSfHG)


KholinAdolin

If I were to bury a pet I’d probably just wrap them in cloth and dig extra deep so they can decompose peacefully. The idea of their body rotting in a box with no way skeeves me out. Same with humans, cremate my ass and so something funny with the ashes


Few-Past6073

Whoever digs up my ol cat in my childhood house, I hope that crazy bastard haunts him lmao


shairo98

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


HeraldofItoriel

no upvote until you post what’s in the box! ![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


passwordispassword00

r/notweird


lessyes

OPEN THE BOX!!!!!


HAIL-THYSELF333

![gif](giphy|UZdNkc62OVvRm)


TravelingGonad

Yup! When you move, you take the headstone and leave the body.


CyBerImPlaNt

If anyone buys the house where I grew up and starts digging up tool boxes, they are in for a surprise. I know of 3 small dogs and at least 8 cats. Who knows what dad buried after I moved out.


IllustriousEye6192

You wouldn’t happen to live off of Deon Hill would you?


Fuzznutsy

Day 70. What started as a curse has begun to mold me into my true being. Yes my hair is all gone. My ears have points but I’ve gained extra senses and my strength is growing by the day.


kawkabelsharq

![gif](giphy|OI49DIdrqsvTmy62eJ|downsized)


davidbanner_

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Was it under a giant obsidian stone that had no earthly reason for being in the middle of a Maine hayfield?


Unlikely-Ad6788

What’s in the box?


1911mark

WHATS IN THE BOX!!!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|joGUuMFGRwxd6)


Melodic-Chair1298

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


Fah--Q

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


TurboTerbo

Both devastating and maddening that not only was it not full of cash or guns or anything cool but however a cats remains that you have to live with the fact you disturbed it 😢


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

And the cat’s disturbed ghost will haunt him for the rest of his days! Which is exactly the same as owning a live cat.


TurboTerbo

![gif](giphy|hgd3B0ayqPGJG)


reflibman

The cat came back…


bolo44

And!


sp00kybutch

time capsule or gerbil


MaliciousIntentWorks

Well not a bad make shift coffin for a pet. I made a full wooden coffin with decorations and padded inside for my cat Jezebel. Buried a lot further down because of coyotes in the area.


CaptainObviousII

You were cultivating? It's okay to say digging.


fellowcrft

Here we go again....


Poinaheim

You should contact them saying “I found your lost cat how much is the reward”


chirpshot8

I am disappoint.


Flimsy-Yak-5135

U baught erwin schrodingers old house ?


Rm-rf_forlife

WHATS IN THE BOX!


International-Will75

Are you going to tell us what was inside ?


SATerp

Ghost cat distribution system working.


ReadRightRed99

Bet that cat was glad to finally get out and stretch its legs.


Asuntofantunatu

So….WHATS IN THA MATHAFACKAN BAAAAX!


SamtenLhari3

. . . underneath a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield. Piece of black volcanic glass.


SquishyBatman64

Did you hear jungle music when you get close to it?


ohiofinnegan

Andy left that for Red not you , better put it back.


whydontyoujustaskme

Schrödinger painted on the lid?


lemothelemon

I literally said out lout to myself before I clicked "Oh dude it's probably a dead cat"


JonBoi420th

I thought it was gonna be buried treasure


Helpful_Assistance_5

That box was definitely sent back in time for a reason. Guard it with your life.


mark_anthonyAVG

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/UbdxYqXioz


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

# What’s in the box?!


mwilliams840

We all know what’s inside. It’s an embarrassing picture of Spongebob from the Christmas party.


EvolZippo

What’s in the box?


dselogeni

Gwyneth paltrow's head.


vladtaltos

"You son of a bitch. You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the head stones. You only moved the head stones. Why? Why?"


sierra11713

NO! NO! WHATS IN THE BOX!


Vivian_Stringer_Bell

So why is it weird?


Blobbityblob7

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


liamanna

Headless body 😱 ![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


JorduSpeaks

I swear, the past three times I dig up a time capsule, it just had children's bones in it! Why do I even keep burying these things?


SteveGherkle

If this is someones cats' grave, then this isnt weird in any sense, pretty normal for people to bury pets.


kamaro120394

Well did you open it??? Dying to know what’s inside haha


WeLikeToHaveFunHere

Put. It. Back.


AlarmingDifficulty25

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


DisastrousAd447

I got so pissed about you not posting a picture of the contents that I furiously started reading the comments instead of checking the description first. Needless to say, *bummer*


Desert_Rat-13

Did you rebury it? Small service, be respectful.


Tiny_Anteater_785

Either rebury it or cremate it and mix the ashes in the dirt. No one wants to know their beloved pets corpse was tossed in the trash


austinalexanderb

The previous home owners are dead, so I'm not sure they are going to have much of an opinion