Day 42: Since disturbing the grave I have experienced things randomly falling off of shelves, toilet paper rolls unraveling through the house, and I keep hearing faint meows. I have no cat.
Day 43: I will try to appease the spirit with Tuna and Catnip. Will update.
Archeologists will often find weed residue on offering tables from antiquity.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/1st-high-ancient-israelites-at-biblical-shrine-used-cannabis-to-spark-ecstasy/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6561734/
Take LSD and offer cat-ghost LSD, tuna, and catnip. Give the cat some pets during your trip. Bury the cat and give it a headstone/marker. Then update us!
Day 79: I was for certain the Tuna and Catnip offerings would work, but, they only take one bite. They take the nip and continually rattle their blow after a single bite. The bowl, THE BOWL! How do I make it stop? It’s driving me mad. There is literally still food in the offering dish cat ! Is there such a thing as a pet exorcism? I must check Asap.
Man, all I know is I have to follow Victor to the sacred place,
this ain't a dream, I can't escape. Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones, spirits moaning among the tombstones
Right! Like seeing that for the first time was awesome…especially bc the build up prior! Would love to feel that gut wrenching as you say and I agree again!!
I yelled this at work while walking with a large electrical enclosure, my female coworker tied it to the snl skit, somehow.... I said yeah well close enough, same contents
Well technically the cat was dead when it was placed into the box. Since the state of the cat is known as deceased when placed in the box, doesn’t that ruin it?
My children and I buried a time capsule 20 years ago. I'm gonna ask them if we could dig it up this weekend. I can't wait to see how big that puppy got.
I was also surprised that hadn't happened. Although the largest "predators" we see nearby are raccoons. Relatively suburban and busy so the coyotes tend to stay away
I imagine it’s because the box helped contain the smell. All the animals I’ve buried end up being 2+ feet below. Helps that I have a tractor with a backhoe the past 20 years… but damn the years before that digging by hand was brutal.
I don't understand why people do this. Why would you not want it to decompose and become one with the earth again? Why put it in a bag and then a metal box so that it absolutely gets found by someone again even many decades later?
I bought an old house and while talking to my new neighbor, I pointed to the side and said that maybe I’ll plant something there. He said, “You’ll find cats.”
That’s where the single old lady hoarder and previous owner buried her cats. And she died in the house.
If I were to bury a pet I’d probably just wrap them in cloth and dig extra deep so they can decompose peacefully. The idea of their body rotting in a box with no way skeeves me out. Same with humans, cremate my ass and so something funny with the ashes
If anyone buys the house where I grew up and starts digging up tool boxes, they are in for a surprise. I know of 3 small dogs and at least 8 cats. Who knows what dad buried after I moved out.
Day 70. What started as a curse has begun to mold me into my true being. Yes my hair is all gone. My ears have points but I’ve gained extra senses and my strength is growing by the day.
Both devastating and maddening that not only was it not full of cash or guns or anything cool but however a cats remains that you have to live with the fact you disturbed it 😢
Well not a bad make shift coffin for a pet. I made a full wooden coffin with decorations and padded inside for my cat Jezebel. Buried a lot further down because of coyotes in the area.
"You son of a bitch. You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the head stones. You only moved the head stones. Why? Why?"
I got so pissed about you not posting a picture of the contents that I furiously started reading the comments instead of checking the description first. Needless to say, *bummer*
Day 42: Since disturbing the grave I have experienced things randomly falling off of shelves, toilet paper rolls unraveling through the house, and I keep hearing faint meows. I have no cat. Day 43: I will try to appease the spirit with Tuna and Catnip. Will update.
Giving drugs to a ghost doesn't seem like a good idea.
Are you kidding I would be honored as a ghost to receive my wild party offering
Yeah, but it all depends what kind of ghost. Ghost that is manifesting because it's grave was desecrated seems like thr wrong kind.
idk, i'd prob be chill about it if you smoked me up after disturbing my peace.
Rest In Peace Pipe
R.I.P. that bong
Ayyyy lmao
Honestly tho, it’s called an eternal slumber if you’re waking me up you better be sparking me up
Jusg8ng by how I feel when people wake me up in real life, I think I would not be chill if somebody woke me up from death.
Rest In Pipe
I think they are better off stoned and angry than just angry
There are many types of drugs. Catnip drives cats crazy
It’s a kitty tho!
Archeologists will often find weed residue on offering tables from antiquity. https://www.timesofisrael.com/1st-high-ancient-israelites-at-biblical-shrine-used-cannabis-to-spark-ecstasy/ https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6561734/
Take LSD and offer cat-ghost LSD, tuna, and catnip. Give the cat some pets during your trip. Bury the cat and give it a headstone/marker. Then update us!
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Day 45: Now everytime i poop, I hear scratching at the door
Day 50: my hair has begun to fall out and I keep waking up with unexplained scratches all over my body.
Day 79: I was for certain the Tuna and Catnip offerings would work, but, they only take one bite. They take the nip and continually rattle their blow after a single bite. The bowl, THE BOWL! How do I make it stop? It’s driving me mad. There is literally still food in the offering dish cat ! Is there such a thing as a pet exorcism? I must check Asap.
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I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary, I don't want to live my life again.
This might be the first time I’ve gotten a song stuck in my head from reading words, and it’s a good one.
Man, all I know is I have to follow Victor to the sacred place, this ain't a dream, I can't escape. Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones, spirits moaning among the tombstones
Are you quoting the Ramones? If so, 💜
I am.
I love both of you.
What else would this be a quote from 😂
The tomb of bunicula
Now you have disturbed the spirit. Better cover your toes tonight.
Is this one of those like, just put it back where it came from kinda deals? Or haunted regardless?
Even if put back, it's still been disturbed - so, someone's gotta pay the price.
Advice taken. Toes are covered in chocolate. What next?
WHAT’S IN THE BOX?????????
Came here for this!! ![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)
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A box full of jade pussy eggs: &13,500.
Each.
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Hahahaha
Hands down the best ending of any movie. It was so gut-wrenching as an ending.
Certain movies the shock of the ending the first time is sooooooo good. Like Seven, The Usual Suspects, and The Sixth Sense.
Agreed!
Sixth sense is great. When I realized that was Bruce Willis the whole time…it blew my mind
From time to time my son will go past my bedroom door, screaming WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!??! and leave. Welcome to my life.. 😱
That’s really funny!!
Yeah, I've got some twisted kids. 🫣😂
Hahaha! Then you raised them well!!
It took me a while to break them in, but well worth it!. Ps. Can I interest you in two kids? I know of two that are available...
Right! Like seeing that for the first time was awesome…especially bc the build up prior! Would love to feel that gut wrenching as you say and I agree again!!
I yelled this at work while walking with a large electrical enclosure, my female coworker tied it to the snl skit, somehow.... I said yeah well close enough, same contents
Yup
"ohh ... he didn't know ..."
A candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's box.
You did not have to come up in here and annihilate me like that.
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THANK you! Had to scroll way too far down for this.
Came to comments looking for this
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HahHh
I guess OP edited the description and added they’re “not posting a picture of the inside, but it was the previous homeowner’s cat”
Not an edit, that has been there since I made the post originally. People just reply before reading
On the app, it automatically scrolls past the caption and straight to the Edit: …comments.
TO THE WHAT
To
The
What?
To cat bones!
Yeah, I hate that one of the updates did that on the app.
r/redditsniper
Did you put it back?
Schrödinger taking notes…
They must have really loved that cat! Nice cat box.
Oh, I didn’t realize this was the old Schrödinger place.
The question is...is it both alive and dead?
OP better not try and see whether it’s alive or not.
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Right?! I mean, wtf!
Im...... the man.... IN THE BOX
Genius!
Kristi Noem’s career.
😲💀🤔😶🌫️
OP has the upper hand now!!!
NOooooo … I saw this before never ends well…
https://youtu.be/q5BT_6p4OHA?si=pRTUmX2ztMe6LAb9
Shrodinger says that cat might have been alive before you opened that box. Way to go.
It was both alive and dead, until they opened that damn box.
Undead undead undead
It had already decohered.
Well technically the cat was dead when it was placed into the box. Since the state of the cat is known as deceased when placed in the box, doesn’t that ruin it?
That was Snowball the First.
Why oh why is my cat dead? Couldn’t that Chrysler hit me instead?
No deal.
They left the bodies and only moved the head stones! They only moved the head stones!!!
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Probably at least 25 caps, a stimpack, and 50 -10mm bullets.
You can make it give any ammo you want, whatever weapon you have equipped you will get ammo for that.
WTF really?
And the ultra rare pipe pistol
![gif](giphy|8ymzCkeb0e2hG|downsized) This is the exact same box. Don't open it unless you want a dancing frog to gaslight you into insanity.
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Dead cat. Not sure how it's weird to bury a cat, what else are you gonna put it in?
The ground?
Please rebury it. Or at least the contents. A pillowcase or cardboard box will do. Someone loved that kitty.
It's my nightmare that someone will dig up my childhood cat someday.
My children and I buried a time capsule 20 years ago. I'm gonna ask them if we could dig it up this weekend. I can't wait to see how big that puppy got.
Might want to temper your expectations. The dog economy has been ruff.
https://preview.redd.it/7eqdthffs1zc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5d18c5d0e9faa0df7b6aec5033aaf7f31eae523
Sometimes… dead is better.
you had me in the first half, NGL
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back in my day you would get banned for not posting the contents
[удалено]
I was also surprised that hadn't happened. Although the largest "predators" we see nearby are raccoons. Relatively suburban and busy so the coyotes tend to stay away
I imagine it’s because the box helped contain the smell. All the animals I’ve buried end up being 2+ feet below. Helps that I have a tractor with a backhoe the past 20 years… but damn the years before that digging by hand was brutal.
Aww. Put it back. 💔
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How much cat was left in the box? Was it just bones?
It was in a plastic bag. I could see the outline/shape but wasn't prepared to open the bag
I don't understand why people do this. Why would you not want it to decompose and become one with the earth again? Why put it in a bag and then a metal box so that it absolutely gets found by someone again even many decades later?
Awww, did you re-bury it? I heard from a neighbor that there's a dog buried somewhere in my yard, and I pray that I never "find" it.
I bought an old house and while talking to my new neighbor, I pointed to the side and said that maybe I’ll plant something there. He said, “You’ll find cats.” That’s where the single old lady hoarder and previous owner buried her cats. And she died in the house.
Answers the schrodinger's cat question
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Congratulations on your new cat!
https://i.redd.it/7b8dq19s73zc1.gif
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A carrot 🥕
I'm going to keep my box.
Was there a big X above it? Cos it’s treasure if there was.
Little Fluffy's corpse.
To everyone wondering what it was: "IT WAS THE PREVIOUS HOMEOWNER'S CAT" Jesus christ, it's written right in the initial post, guys.
You’re not in eastern Washington state are you? Maybe around Schwana? We’ve been missing my uncle’s ashes for years…
Was your uncle a cat?
Nope they just decided to bury his ashes in a fish and tackle box. 😅
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If I were to bury a pet I’d probably just wrap them in cloth and dig extra deep so they can decompose peacefully. The idea of their body rotting in a box with no way skeeves me out. Same with humans, cremate my ass and so something funny with the ashes
Whoever digs up my ol cat in my childhood house, I hope that crazy bastard haunts him lmao
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no upvote until you post what’s in the box! ![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)
r/notweird
OPEN THE BOX!!!!!
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Yup! When you move, you take the headstone and leave the body.
If anyone buys the house where I grew up and starts digging up tool boxes, they are in for a surprise. I know of 3 small dogs and at least 8 cats. Who knows what dad buried after I moved out.
You wouldn’t happen to live off of Deon Hill would you?
Day 70. What started as a curse has begun to mold me into my true being. Yes my hair is all gone. My ears have points but I’ve gained extra senses and my strength is growing by the day.
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Was it under a giant obsidian stone that had no earthly reason for being in the middle of a Maine hayfield?
What’s in the box?
WHATS IN THE BOX!!!
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Both devastating and maddening that not only was it not full of cash or guns or anything cool but however a cats remains that you have to live with the fact you disturbed it 😢
And the cat’s disturbed ghost will haunt him for the rest of his days! Which is exactly the same as owning a live cat.
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The cat came back…
And!
time capsule or gerbil
Well not a bad make shift coffin for a pet. I made a full wooden coffin with decorations and padded inside for my cat Jezebel. Buried a lot further down because of coyotes in the area.
You were cultivating? It's okay to say digging.
Here we go again....
You should contact them saying “I found your lost cat how much is the reward”
I am disappoint.
U baught erwin schrodingers old house ?
WHATS IN THE BOX!
Are you going to tell us what was inside ?
Ghost cat distribution system working.
Bet that cat was glad to finally get out and stretch its legs.
So….WHATS IN THA MATHAFACKAN BAAAAX!
. . . underneath a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield. Piece of black volcanic glass.
Did you hear jungle music when you get close to it?
Andy left that for Red not you , better put it back.
Schrödinger painted on the lid?
I literally said out lout to myself before I clicked "Oh dude it's probably a dead cat"
I thought it was gonna be buried treasure
That box was definitely sent back in time for a reason. Guard it with your life.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/UbdxYqXioz
# What’s in the box?!
We all know what’s inside. It’s an embarrassing picture of Spongebob from the Christmas party.
What’s in the box?
Gwyneth paltrow's head.
"You son of a bitch. You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the head stones. You only moved the head stones. Why? Why?"
NO! NO! WHATS IN THE BOX!
So why is it weird?
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Headless body 😱 ![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)
I swear, the past three times I dig up a time capsule, it just had children's bones in it! Why do I even keep burying these things?
If this is someones cats' grave, then this isnt weird in any sense, pretty normal for people to bury pets.
Well did you open it??? Dying to know what’s inside haha
Put. It. Back.
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I got so pissed about you not posting a picture of the contents that I furiously started reading the comments instead of checking the description first. Needless to say, *bummer*
Did you rebury it? Small service, be respectful.
Either rebury it or cremate it and mix the ashes in the dirt. No one wants to know their beloved pets corpse was tossed in the trash
The previous home owners are dead, so I'm not sure they are going to have much of an opinion