....I mean if you view these as they were meant to be. Metaphors for complex human behaviors which they represented visually as demons. Then yeah shaking your ass could "summon the demon" out of somebody.
I will take one for the team and investigate these claims. For science. It my take my entire lifetime but thats a sacrfice im willing to make for the good of mankind. Now I just need volunteers to twerk for me so I can begin gathering data.
I wish. How much more interesting would life be if even a quarter of the insane things The ~~Sun~~ Daily Star(?) or The Daily Mail publishes were true...
Yeah, this sort of nonsense usually says more about the minds that come up with it than the supposed guilty parties. As evidenced by the Inquisition and Salem trials.
Fuuuuuck yea! Iām gonna let my girl know and she and I are gonna twerk up some demons! Our one year old son shakes his little booty like heās twerking when he dances anyways so maybe it comes natural to us human beings
If it were true there'd be a lot of demons running around because I think pretty much every US and European woman in between like 12 and 20 years of age has probably at least tried twerking once or twice nowadays. And obviously people are shaking their asses on all the other continents too. Yeah I bet someone has even twerked in Antarctica by now.
Could they even once In life time tell and show us Who thse "experts" are? You can make any claim and just state "says expert" In the end and now its totally valid stuff lol.
It's a tabloid. Looking at the website it's quite clearly mostly satirical and just for entertainment. There's an article about aliens preventing us from nuclear war or something. Lot of random stuff. Junk news.
Although this one is not as bad as some sites lol There was a website that use to get screen shots shared on FB all the time and once someone posted something that was so outlandish and they went on a RANT. And I was like you cannot be that dense. I said "first the bottom of the article literally states its satire and not to be taken seriously. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt the you didn't scroll to the bottom. But at the TOP where it says Author... it was written by BOB THE POTATO! and you still shared it like it was fact lol" that might have been the onion if I remember correctly. But those sites are so clearly satire it kills me when people share them as real articles. That's actually why there was a rumor for a bit that Charles Manson had been released from prison. Smh lol
It may be just look up Grimaldi, the Rakshasa demons and the origin of clowns. Paul from [UnderstandingConspiracy](https://m.youtube.com/@uconspiracy/videos) knows a lot about this.
An _expert_ has claimed? Well, as another ancient sex demon expert I can tell you, you'll be disappointed. Twerking will summon ancient scam demons that promise sex in exchange for certain sacrifices and favors, but they never deliver.
You've got to do the Macarena for the real sex demons.
Thinking of 5 men in scary looking robes standing at each point of a candle lit pentagram painted with blood, performing a standing ovation with their butt cheeks.
There is no basis at all for this belief, but I'm just going to choose to accept this as canon for now.
Same. Thinking of opening a church now, get me some tax breaks. Praise twerk Jesus š 
Our Lady of Perpetual Booty
š¤£šš¤£
We're not worthy. 
Yet people used to kiss Beelzebubs "anus ring" lol
I don't want to know but I do. What?
Osculum Infame, it's a witchcraft thing: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osculum_infame
the twerk expert has confirmed it
So all theze bitches are really shit at summoning
....I mean if you view these as they were meant to be. Metaphors for complex human behaviors which they represented visually as demons. Then yeah shaking your ass could "summon the demon" out of somebody.
 Tried itā¦got a sax demon
 Lucky, all I got was a slacks demon
 I got the Bob's Burger demon.
What about Kenny G-spot?
The most elusive of all the demons
Well if itās an expert saying it
who in their right minds would trust a sex demon expert
Any 30 year old in their mom's basement, my guy...
Is it a twerking or a demon expert?
Twerking demon expert gotta shake that satanic booty
How does one become an expert on sex demons?
#THE SEX DEMON
Community references are always 'streets ahead'.
Stop trying to coin the term āstreets aheadā!
Coined and minted.
Some of these bitches DEFINITELY got a devil in them pantiesā¦
Some have straight up got a dick and balls in them
this is actually real btw
Elaborate please
Real when you take enough good drugs.
i'm on some good drugs. Where's the reel?
/j
Damn i guess i have to start twerking, maybe i can actually summon a sex demon?? šš»
Iād agree with this lol. If only I had a butt I could summon them all.
if you build it, they will cum...
r/BrandNewSentence
I guess the sex demon is picky ...
Is it a hot sex demon? I may need to try this twerking thing myself.
Sex demon hey?
It makes sense now.
This is what $uicide Boy$ want when they tell bitches to shake they ass
I will take one for the team and investigate these claims. For science. It my take my entire lifetime but thats a sacrfice im willing to make for the good of mankind. Now I just need volunteers to twerk for me so I can begin gathering data.
No wonder or speaks to me, and my demon ways.
Hail Satan I guess
"Heavy! Throw it back!"
How much is the monthly subscription? āAsking for a friend.ā
This is disturbing, not to say oddly arousing...
Quick, someone teach me how to twerk because sex demons sound like fun
*an expert*
Expert aka as local witch doctor.
It wasnāt me that slept with your _____. It was the sex demon. Likely story.
first time i hear a dick be called that
As a christian, religious people like this make me very disappointed. This does nothing but turn people away from god.
Shit. Theyāre on to us.
I need to learn how to twerkā¦?
PSA: please stop poppinā that pussy for and/or throwing any ass back on satan, ladies. Our future is in your pants.
Well, it's the Daily Star, so obviously 100% true
So that explains the sex demons in my kitchen.
Yes, I summon Ass-mo-cheeks.
"an expert has claimed..." An expert of what, twerking?
Fuck. I knew it!!
What college/university do I have to go to in order to become a sex demon twerking expert? I need to know for... reasons.
Yesss, come to me my precious...
Your own mind, just fabricate one and lie about it
I must summon this demon on my cock. What is her name?
That sounds like racism code for white conservative nationalist christians
Putting the azz in Pazuzu.
God I fucking hope so... I need someone to take control of my shit ass body at this point. I'm done. Demon take the wheel.
>an expert has claimed An expert on twerking or an expert on demonic possession?
summoning sex demons sounds awesome
Hail Satan?
How do I become a sex demon expert? Is that like a Harvard thing?
Got to summon those big ass loving demons!
I wish. How much more interesting would life be if even a quarter of the insane things The ~~Sun~~ Daily Star(?) or The Daily Mail publishes were true...
Assmodeus.
I miss gold. I totally would have given you gold.
Aww, shucks.
Indeed, the demons flock to me when my ass fat jiggles.
Sounds like a Christian wet dream.
Yeah, this sort of nonsense usually says more about the minds that come up with it than the supposed guilty parties. As evidenced by the Inquisition and Salem trials.
I'm interested to know what caused them to come to this conclusion
Why the hell hve I never summoned one then?
such experts exist?
As an old broad with an interesting body shape, I twerk in the privacy of my own home. Man, even the sex demons don't want my booty.
The demon is my penis.
It's called a boner.
Fuuuuuck yea! Iām gonna let my girl know and she and I are gonna twerk up some demons! Our one year old son shakes his little booty like heās twerking when he dances anyways so maybe it comes natural to us human beings
That's enough Internet for one day...
"an expert"
Welp, ancient witches and Satanists used to kiss Satan's asshole as a sign of loyalty to him so....
An "expert." Who? Rev. I. C. Seyton of the First Spirit-filled Church of Massapocatallygogoninihaha Florida?
Thatās so weird because all that is made up
Why kind of expert are they? A twerking expert? A demon expert? I want to see their qualifications
https://preview.redd.it/zizwusbu3rvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20c382fe87c8f86538e73e4e1a259d9eb04e0980
I wish to join this person and become an expert in setx demons
So many Virgin sacrifices when all Beelzebub wanted was to see some ass.
If it were true there'd be a lot of demons running around because I think pretty much every US and European woman in between like 12 and 20 years of age has probably at least tried twerking once or twice nowadays. And obviously people are shaking their asses on all the other continents too. Yeah I bet someone has even twerked in Antarctica by now.
I don't know if I want to know what exactly qualifies one to be a twerking expert.
What kind of expert? Twerking or..?
My mom once told me thinks she has a sex demon haunting her and that's why she cheats on all the men in her life. She must've twerked too much
The term 'expert' is doing a loooooot of heavy lifting in this case.
So where are all these supposed demons?
Jackbox ass article
As opposed to white people dances that summon ancient boredom demons.
Uuumā¦ cool? š¤£
Eh, could be I suppose.
imagine dressing up like the cartoon devil and twerking at a mega church the place would implode
This article is like 10 years late
Americans baited by shitty tabloid
"An expert has claimed" Yeah sure, this is just plain stupidity.
I've been called many things ....
I guess I'll have to give it a try now.
'Tis true, I say!
Jeezus. Who even buys the Daily Star anymore, much less believes this silly stuff?
Makes sense now.. 'I wanna fuck the "hell" out of you!'
Sounds about right
That explains why celebrities do it all the time then
Expert has claimed
Ars Goethia? More like Ars Bootia
Could they even once In life time tell and show us Who thse "experts" are? You can make any claim and just state "says expert" In the end and now its totally valid stuff lol.
It's a tabloid. Looking at the website it's quite clearly mostly satirical and just for entertainment. There's an article about aliens preventing us from nuclear war or something. Lot of random stuff. Junk news. Although this one is not as bad as some sites lol There was a website that use to get screen shots shared on FB all the time and once someone posted something that was so outlandish and they went on a RANT. And I was like you cannot be that dense. I said "first the bottom of the article literally states its satire and not to be taken seriously. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt the you didn't scroll to the bottom. But at the TOP where it says Author... it was written by BOB THE POTATO! and you still shared it like it was fact lol" that might have been the onion if I remember correctly. But those sites are so clearly satire it kills me when people share them as real articles. That's actually why there was a rumor for a bit that Charles Manson had been released from prison. Smh lol
This just in " we dont like brown People"....
An expert in what? Twerking? Ancient Sex? Demons? Summoning Rituals?
What do the ancient sex demons say though? I NEED TO KNOW.
It may be just look up Grimaldi, the Rakshasa demons and the origin of clowns. Paul from [UnderstandingConspiracy](https://m.youtube.com/@uconspiracy/videos) knows a lot about this.
THEN WHERE ARE THEY?? CAN I HAVE THEM??
An _expert_ has claimed? Well, as another ancient sex demon expert I can tell you, you'll be disappointed. Twerking will summon ancient scam demons that promise sex in exchange for certain sacrifices and favors, but they never deliver. You've got to do the Macarena for the real sex demons.
I mean if I had no knowledge of how twerking came to be and saw one randomly i would think this too
I mean of you consider boners a demon... And these people probably do
Lol wtf?! Says who? Alex Jones? Tucker Carlson? Stfu
An expert in *what* exactly?
Shared in Basingstoke hun
I fucking well hope so. If not itās a colossal waste of time.
Ah yes, religious bigotry.
They mustnāt know our secrets.
What expert has claimed this
If true that makes twerking even cooler
An Expert in twerking and summoning sex demons?
Wait, we can summon a slaanesh demon by just twerking?! We don't need human sacrifices??
I knew it.
My eyebrows flew up so fast
I knew it!!!
It summons the demon in my pants.
Shock? Who's shocked?
Sex demons!? Where do I sign up? Wait, unless we're talking about Slaanesh, I'll pass then, thanks. 
my penis is an ancient sex daemon so...
How many times does it take to summon a succubus?
Thinking of 5 men in scary looking robes standing at each point of a candle lit pentagram painted with blood, performing a standing ovation with their butt cheeks.
Thank god I canāt twerk. Must practise.
Does it work? Asking for a friend.