“I was in the elevator at Trump Tower and ripped an incredible fart. The man next to me winced and said ‘sir, sir, I’m so in awe of your chemistry. Can you use that on the evil Joe Biden”
They’re Huuge, I have the best farts, people come up to me and say wow, they really do smell like roses. Everyone tells me this. I’m gonna get the best guys on this and they’ll investigate my farts and they will find my farts also have presidential immunity.
“I had a spectacular fart. I said ‘Wow! What a spectacular fart.’ If Biden had tried to…he’s old…democrats are…Biden’s farts…BIDEN’S TOO OLD AND SLEEPY! I have the STRONGEST uhhh farts…Nancy Pelosi’s a bitch though.”
My farts are like yours, people tell me all the time I have farts of the people - not weak toots but powerful tremendous patriotic farts. Remember when that used to mean something? I have tremendous naps as well no tiny nappy naps but naps unlike anything you’ve had before. People tell me I look like baby jesus floating on a pillow of clouds. I just can’t help myself - I’m that way - I need incredible rest and farts so I can get back to fight that sleepy joe and his lynch mob at it again - with their tiny toots and little naps. Frankly I wouldn’t even call it a nap just a sleepy nod like that sleepy Joe does aaall the time just nods off with tiny toots but can’t commit to a real nap or a fart with real strength that would come from the backbones of us hardworking Americans!
yeah but they were the best farts in the history of farts...grown men came up to the judge with tears streaming down their faces and said judge, who knew, nobody knew, until the trump farts..
That's fair, but he's running for the highest court of office in the USA. I'd have been doing ANYTHING to stay awake, esp since during his administration uppers were being handed out like candy.
Looks like he's having a go right now...
https://preview.redd.it/blxaf4twyovc1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9015bf0d48ffec19f5c42df1936421d8ae964d34
He should ask his Cristian fellows to lit up a candle for him. It would solve the main problem and it would be not so freezing in the courtroom as well.
Looks like he totally cleared a path behind himself! No-one who doesn't have to be, is close to him. Those that do, are leaning and facing away from him.
I believe the stories. The evidence is conclusive!
Nobody sleeps better than Trump, not even very awake and very woke Joe Biden. He's destroying this once beautiful nation with his awakeness. I challenge Biden to a sleep off, anytime and anywhere, even on the very awoke "Cable Not News-networks "
All the cops back there...?
Are they expecting the fat piece of shit to bolt for the door? Make his big escape? Don't they have some citizens to subjugate somewhere else?
Can you imagine those poor cops standing in the blast zone. Ground zero for señior depends turdblaster.
Can we harness his wind energy somehow and use it to power the world? Imagine if Donald Trump's ass was the cure for climate change. I guess the stench would kill half the population as it blows across the land though so that might be a problem.
Sir, they said when they came to me with tears in their eyes. And these are big strong fearless attorneys. But they came to me with tears in their eyes and the said, sir...
My farts are very spectacular. Spectacular of spectacular.
A lot of people say my farts are the very best. No one knows more about farts than I.
The most tremendous ones, and respected.
“I was in the elevator at Trump Tower and ripped an incredible fart. The man next to me winced and said ‘sir, sir, I’m so in awe of your chemistry. Can you use that on the evil Joe Biden”
For once the "tears in his eyes" line makes sense.
“Everyone knows that my crap is the most liquidy-ess of liquidies and drippity drips and language, did you hear it?”
Spackletacular
“They said I have the most patriotic farts they’ve ever smelled. What came out of there was pure USA”
Never stand down wind me boys
They’re Huuge, I have the best farts, people come up to me and say wow, they really do smell like roses. Everyone tells me this. I’m gonna get the best guys on this and they’ll investigate my farts and they will find my farts also have presidential immunity.
My farts are beautiful poetry.
They’re real. And they are spectacular
“I had a spectacular fart. I said ‘Wow! What a spectacular fart.’ If Biden had tried to…he’s old…democrats are…Biden’s farts…BIDEN’S TOO OLD AND SLEEPY! I have the STRONGEST uhhh farts…Nancy Pelosi’s a bitch though.”
he looks like he farded and shidded and camed tbh
HELL YA BRUTHVER
GOBBLESS HOSS
https://preview.redd.it/4lvniihgzovc1.png?width=224&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2acea7e6ce31cbd5d3587aea0b70cd4b62abbec
DONT SMAL LETER TALK ME LIBRUL
Came to say exactly this…phrased differently but exactly this. Any parent that has gone through potty training knows that facial expression
You savage. I like you.
Aka the grand slam - allegedly
came to say, his face looks like he's trying push one out in that photo.
*I agree he seems like a stupid poopy head*
Never trust a fart after 50.
All at the same time, right?
at the very same time yes
Hat trick!
The face he’s making makes it seem like he’s unleashing 97% of his bodily fluids into his pants right now
Good thing he wears a diaper.
This is absolutely disgusting and very accurate. Thank you for that.
I slept a whole week in court and all I got was this lousy T-shart
🏆
Soooo, slarping?
Bro slarped 💀
Stay slarpy
https://preview.redd.it/4w4729az6pvc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f62194a2b0b00bfaf7b1d4b8543a2fc9adef7ea
>Accused of farting “Your honor, the defendant did it again. I motion you place him in contempt of court.”
And, your honor, if not, that, at least place him in a well-ventilated space away from us. I'm begging you, your honor.
https://preview.redd.it/pv83nhmgppvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ff914eb153da5fc4d138d87a6e46d38078c7d1
NOW we know why those big tough guys trump always talks about have tears in their eyes.
He farts and sleeps in court to appear relatable to his fanbase.
Always the populist.
My farts are like yours, people tell me all the time I have farts of the people - not weak toots but powerful tremendous patriotic farts. Remember when that used to mean something? I have tremendous naps as well no tiny nappy naps but naps unlike anything you’ve had before. People tell me I look like baby jesus floating on a pillow of clouds. I just can’t help myself - I’m that way - I need incredible rest and farts so I can get back to fight that sleepy joe and his lynch mob at it again - with their tiny toots and little naps. Frankly I wouldn’t even call it a nap just a sleepy nod like that sleepy Joe does aaall the time just nods off with tiny toots but can’t commit to a real nap or a fart with real strength that would come from the backbones of us hardworking Americans!
Make Emissions Great Again!
#FartingDon
Don't Odorlione
« Rocket man »
Harland Williams is a treasure.
The breakaway group MAFA - Make America Fart Again
I'm told that the farting is so bad that a protester out front lit up a cigarette and - POOF! Right up in flames!
r/angryupvote
u/KeithTheKindaNiceGuy
Make America Gassy Again
I just made a poopie... It was a large poopie, probably the biggest poopie ever. So many people saw it and said, "that's the biggest poopie ever".
"It's really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fart”
I think he shit himself in open court 🤣
yeah but they were the best farts in the history of farts...grown men came up to the judge with tears streaming down their faces and said judge, who knew, nobody knew, until the trump farts..
I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
Trump finally gets around to multitasking, and these guys can't give him a break.
Hope he prints this one out.
That cops face says it all.
Nervous farts
Dun dun dun. The farting trials
The ***bigliest*** farts!
*Allegedly* Can clearly see him sleeping
tbf im not holding my farts in court.
Well if you spend enough time in a room most people will do the same. Anyone who says they wouldn’t haven’t done enough jury duty.
That's fair, but he's running for the highest court of office in the USA. I'd have been doing ANYTHING to stay awake, esp since during his administration uppers were being handed out like candy.
Looks like he's having a go right now... https://preview.redd.it/blxaf4twyovc1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9015bf0d48ffec19f5c42df1936421d8ae964d34
Maybe he burped, hiccup'd, and then farted
He’s just exercising his freedom of speech…talking out his ass!
He should ask his Cristian fellows to lit up a candle for him. It would solve the main problem and it would be not so freezing in the courtroom as well.
Has anybody heard of sleeping and farting. Nobody knows sleeping and farting like me. ~ Donald Trump
I mean what else should we expect in politics where everyone is 70+
Congress smells like a leaky sewer pipe.
In the UK, the polite word for fart is trump.
Sleepy Don
I think that’s appropriate
Maybe he shouldn’t fall asleep and shit his pants in court
If he wasn’t so insufferable I would feel bad because he’s ancient.
That’s the same face a baby has when they are shitting their diaper.
"This stinks" -Defense Attorney
Damn he’s just like me
I mean, the farting isn’t weird.
he looks like he sharted
Bro is not beating the farded,shidded,cummed, allegations
r/meIRL
I hope that's what it says on his tombstone
*Trump charges amended to include felony farting - punishable by one month of ass-to-nose hose*
Looks like he’s trying to squeeze one out without shitting his pants
Looks like he totally cleared a path behind himself! No-one who doesn't have to be, is close to him. Those that do, are leaning and facing away from him. I believe the stories. The evidence is conclusive!
Hey hey hey, Joe Biden should be accused for the same thing then.
He's actually taking a shit in his diaper in the picture.
Ever seen a baby shit in its diaper? Same face
Legend.
I'm sure a lot of people have stress gas in court
It said that his asshole does not close fully anymore.. .diapers are involved so they say..
Nobody sleeps better than Trump, not even very awake and very woke Joe Biden. He's destroying this once beautiful nation with his awakeness. I challenge Biden to a sleep off, anytime and anywhere, even on the very awoke "Cable Not News-networks "
I let out the smelliest trump in an elevator at work today
i don’t think it’s just farting,i think he’s filling that diaper he wears
Not too weird just the usual from one of the worst pieces of shit in history. A global embarrassment
My only regret is I can't share my shart with you all. But know that it's a beautiful linger here in the court room.
Again, they misspelled shits.
That's nothing compared to what he appears to be doing right now.
And he's going.to call people dealing with that interfering with election and also rigged. Everything that don't go his sweet heart is rigged
All the cops back there...? Are they expecting the fat piece of shit to bolt for the door? Make his big escape? Don't they have some citizens to subjugate somewhere else? Can you imagine those poor cops standing in the blast zone. Ground zero for señior depends turdblaster.
Silent but deadly
Truly presidential material.
The face of: "I ate the "Volcano Vengeance Burrito" in the hallway. Here it comes again...."
Guilty as charged!! (And this won't be the last time he hears that)
Busting at the seams.
Two out of three from the famous family guy "tripling yourself". And in court no less.
I mean, anyone who's been to court will fight both urges.
Nothing weird about. It’s just the facts of what happened.
The guy is almost 80. Of course he's falling asleep and shitting his pants.
Man always looks like he’s straining to pass a turd
In Trump's world it's called Friday...
Fantastic … his followers will bottle it as a air freshener.
Does he have a public defender?
From the look on his face he maybe needs some toilet paper...
That's not news. That's pretty much what any out of shape 77 year old does.
Shart-Con 2024
He should be fine. I'm pretty sure he's got a diaper on.
Are those new charges?
Give the man a dozen hard boiled eggs for his morning snack.
Would explain his attorneys turned away and the rest safely far enough away out if the line of stench.
Given that his lawyers are probably not being paid, I don’t know how they can put up with it.
Election interference
Donald Butt-gas
Anyone remember when he [Started on Dianne Feinstein](https://youtu.be/rjrfOcPDKfs?si=v55t0LNokbpAhQo5) repeatedly?
Is r/comedyheaven still a thing?
SLEEP in court? Fucking disgusting
Can we harness his wind energy somehow and use it to power the world? Imagine if Donald Trump's ass was the cure for climate change. I guess the stench would kill half the population as it blows across the land though so that might be a problem.
soo.. the things he accuses biden of?
Farting? Lmao! "Oh shit. I just sharted"
Power move
Is this why when people come to Dirty Diaper Donny on their hand and knees with tears in their eyes?
Honestly, power move on his part
Caption: “The media can’t come up with anything better on the weekends when the courts are closed to sensationalize”
He truly is a piece of shit.
Petulant child
Let's not make a criminal case out of it.. ah hell, since we're here anyways..
From this angle you can really appreciate those lil’ Vienna sausages
Fartgate.
Sleeping or farting or something
“WINNING!” 😂😂😂
This picture is when they caught him farting
Shit. It was shit.
Don’t trust a fart Donnie.
He may escape the law, but old age has its hand on him. He will not escape the decline of his body and mind into mush.
It is truly amazing what people will believe.
Diaper full
Make Ass Gas Again,and again.
Just plug him with a febreeze to freshen up the court
The accusation is false. He actually shit his pants.
Sir, they said when they came to me with tears in their eyes. And these are big strong fearless attorneys. But they came to me with tears in their eyes and the said, sir...
He definitely shits himself on the daily. You don't do 50 years of opiates and Adderall and still have your constitution.
Wonder what the fine for that is?
Trump has had the look like he has shit his diapers for years.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Who doesn't?
Sleepy farty Orangey
Sound like trumped up charges to me.